anon, i'm pregnant with you baby. wat do
BUT I'M A VIRGIN AND GOT 79 ON MY PURITY TEST!
>>36574850
>79
That's d-degenerate!
>>36574805
THAT'S A BIG FUCKING FOREHEAD
>>36574805
Abort both of you.
>>36574805
Joke's on you, I'm gonna propose and you'll be stuck with me and my kid.
>>36574805
She's pregnant with me?
>>36574805
She can't be pregnant if she has a penis desu
Abort this
>be me
>on r9k
>see forehead
>see eyebrows
>mfw anon says im pregnant with you baby. wat do
pic related
>>36574805
I felt a fleeting joy while reading, almost hearing her say it to me.
The emotion afterwards is just sadness, as I'm back in reality. One in which I'll never have a loving family of my own.
Why did you do this, OP?
>>36574883
>That's d-degenerate!
You're a f-faggot!
that's a bolding trap
>tfw girls like this get picked over me.
regardless of the obvious trapfag face
Ask if it's a boy or girl, if it's a girl ask if she will arrange that her daughter gets married off to me
>>36574805
Run out of there like Usain Bolt
>>36574805
I would suggest she go to grammar school.
>>36574805
I had a vasectomy. I think it's time we see other people.
you are pregnant with my baby? How THE FUCK can you be pregnant with baby thats not even born you stupid bitch.
>>36574805
Sadly your nose is too large and I have brown hair which means the child will have no chance of being blonde
abort it
....but y0u're a man
Trannies with male pattern baldness are the ultimate kek