I need to hire some NEETs for my software startup

>strengths
my fap arm
>weaknesses
all of them
>Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
hopefully dead

What software startup?

I'm not a NEET but I know a thing or two about software development.

>strengths
super autism concentration powers
>weakness no will to get up
>5 years
as an angry wizard

>>36573896
it's a Paas for customizable dashboards

>>36573925

I semi-understand.

But what is the target audience? Who needs a customisable dashboard like that?

Wouldn't they just setup their own thing on their own servers?

>>36573800
>strengths
I know how to program
>weaknesses
Lolis
>where do you see yourself in 5 years
Still in my room

>tfw too stupid to do software development

>>36573800
Already do some programming on python
I'm motivated
I'm smart

weaknesses

>manlet
>asian
>ugly

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>>36574000
Target market is marketing companies and marketing divisions who want to gather all their essiential data to one place. By using APIs from different services (such as Google Ad Networks, Google Analytics etc).

We're growing and need to hire more people.

>>36573800
i only know asp and i'll only work for you if you can beat $35/hr

>strengths
not a subhuman NEET

>strength
I have an IQ of 118
>weakness
I'm too intelligent for my own good

biggest strength
>not afraid to try new things and fail

biggest weakness
>whales

in 5 years
>having my own gun store and shooting range with fiance/wife

>>36574079

Oh that makes sense.

>We're growing and need to hire more people.

Location? What technologies do you use?

Music is probably my biggest talent.

Weakness is listening to people.

I see myself as a homless guy busking in the London Underground.

>>36573800
My biggest strength is my dedication to my ideals, which is a fancy way of saying that I always strive to improve myself and live up to the man I want to be. My biggest weakness is the counterpart to that, which is my intense self loathing and depression caused by failure. Since I'm on this board, you can guess that the weakness is pretty relevant, although so is the strength considering I haven't killed myself yet. In 5 years I see myself either dead or finally achieving some sense of contentment with a career, an apartment of my own, and a dog and/or cat. How much do you pay,
senpai?