"Damn, whiteboi. Come holla at me" What do you do/say?

fucking stab her

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>>36572668
Wouldn't say a thing, I'd just a flex a 'cep and she'd know what to do.

pic related, me

>>36572668
>What do you do/say?
I pretty sure that black chicks are not attracted to fat white guys like me, so i'm going assume there are couple of Tyrones waiting to jump on me.

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>I like your hat and prison tattoo. Want to get a drink?

>>36572668

Wagwan, giv sum uck.

Tell her I ain't white but holla at her

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>>36572668
sorry negro, i like living without an STD
and you're clearly easy if you want me

>>36572668
Sorry, I am learning English. What did you say?

>>36572668
"You must have lost your way. You obviously dont belong to this neighborhood."

>>36572668
I don't think those ghetto girls who talk like that would like white people anyway I'd feel to awkward do i tell her to shut up?

>>36572718
What is holla? Is it saying hola (hello in spanish)?

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>>36572722
>unironically posts on /r9k/
>thinks he's better than liberals
Why is it that the most (((degenerate))) people are the ones complaining about (((degeneracy))), it's so predictable at this point. Is pic related you?

my friend please Keep Yourself Safe

Is this one of those things where she lures me around a corner to face Tyrone and lamarcus

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>>36572722
implying you could get it ANY OTHER WAY

>>36572711
Monkeys will say this is attractive.

>>36572758
It means talk to her ask her out

>>36572776
>getting angry from reaction photo
please get help for your insecurity issues friend

>>36572800
you are clearly gay

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>>36572776
spotted the cuck, hello Fageddit

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>>36572668
Most of people in this thread will simply utter "Y-you too" softly, instead of saying out whatever daring or clever response they typed out behind a screen.

It's a fact.

No thanks, I don't want aids.

>>36572722
I would never join a club that would take me in. Because that would mean they would be desperate

>>36572848
>It's a fact.
As a matter of fact, i'm from Eastern Europe and i'd say "What?" because i'm not familiar with black slang.

>>36572668
Honestly I would assume she was being sarcastic. I'd just tell her I have a gf and walk the other way.

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>>36572848
This is how all of you would behave

>>36572776

it's /pol/, a double digit IQ is almost a certainty

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>>36572948
>thinks being the smartest autist on r9k means something

>>36572984

high intelligence is always meaningful, regardless of environment. I don't expect an idiot to understand

>>36573041
Okay cuckboy, no one gives a shit about your shitty political ideology, now shut the fuck up because I'm lurking here and you are fucking this thread up.

I took an 18 year old from the ghetto and made her my slave... she has grown quite articulate and caring and loving now that she has been removed from the degeneracy of normal society

>>36572668
She's ugly

>>36572711
This is fucking disgusting.


Is there even one attractive black girl in the world?

>>36572870
I didn't talk about the confused responses now did I?

I'd probably act the same way since my irl English is bad.

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>>36572863
>mfw I literally have this mentality when it comes to getting a bf
>mfw I will literally be alone forever

>>36573173
>Is there even one attractive black girl in the world?

'no'

>>36573271
Thank you for proving right senpai.

>puts her in a headlock
>scream in her face

>>36572668
Most robots would just say "N-no thank you" or completely ignore her and pretend he didn't hear her as he waddles away from the situation and then later post on r9k about he defused the situation like some alphachad and told her off like the monkey she is

>>36573571
Why don't you lick her cheek and yell "Me, strong! Me take woman!" out loud instead?

>>36573173
>Is there even one attractive black girl in the world?
No. It's ironic that people who say that black chicks are hot ALWAYS brings up examples of quadroons with lighter skin and more european features than the average nigress.

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>Be black female
>Nobody wants ghetto black women
>Nobody wants a black woman who doesn't act ghetto
>Everybody pretends not to know why I'm FA with no kids

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>>36573677
yeah black girls are hideous

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>>36574039
ugh disgusting

why would anyone want this

>>36573677
Beauty is in the eyes of beholder, anon. Anon, one day you will find out what it means.

>>36572668
"Holla holla"
>virgin walk over to her

Can you imagine the poor suckers that actually MARRY black girls?

Fucking/Dating for sex i can understand we all have our tastes, but marrying one must be suicide

>>36574095
If you find nigs attractive you are a degenerate anon.

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>>36572668
"I didn't know you people could get straight hair, is that a wig? also why are you speaking that ghetto gibberish, "hello, my name is so and so, nice to meet you" would have been just fine, also how old are you? you look like a jail bait, if you're not you should take that as a compliment, oh look at the time i need to go play video games now, it was fun chatting with you, ciao"

>>36574039
Ugly

>>36574092
Ugly

Keep trying

>>36572668
Attractive black women are so few and far between. It makes me really sad that they're all absolute, irreconcilable whores.

Why is black culture so degenerate? I don't even mean black people. It's their culture that encourages them to act like apes.

>>36574250
>It's their culture that encourages them to act like apes
More like jews encourage them to be at that level.

>>36574283
Tell me what do Jews benefit from black people acting like chimps on cocaine?

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>be fat suicidal virgin neet autist loser
>at least i'm not black
amirite guys?

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M-more black girls pls.

>>36572711
>Cellulite riddened ass.

Yuck

>>36574315
>Tell me what do Jews benefit from black people acting like chimps on cocaine?
Divide and conquer, it's easy distraction for white people from uniting with black ones and overthrowing ((them)).

>>36574320
Tell this to that negloid -> >>36572841

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>>36574231
But I agree with you anon

Just look at this beast, I'm literally puking as I type this

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>>36574181
Oh, I'm a degenerate, alright. And you, you don't think of yourself as one? I suppose you imagine you're some bastion of purity in this degenerate time, laughable.

Also, black women are fuckable, I fuck everyone, even your mom.

>>36574316
Hey at least my people don't hate me when i act like a human being, and i wasn't raised to blame other race for all of my misfortunes, i actually know that my situation is entirely because of my own lack of ambition, i could reach mediocrity if i tried, i choose not to because the outcome is not worth the effort

>>36574348
So you are saying that Jews rile up blacks against white so whites and blacks don't unite to overthrow the world elite which is mostly Jews?

Whites and blacks wouldn't need to ally to do that, at best they are using blacks and libs as distraction so they can continue to fuck people over while white people take all the heat

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>>36574317
>>36574231
>Keep trying
thinly veiled request granted

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If you have mulatto child which reproduces with white person and his/her child also reproduces with white person and so on, at which generation child becomes white?

>>36574385
You're thinking with your dick all the time. She's not pretty.

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>>36574231
I guess we all have our own preferences

>>36574438
Ask southern Europeans *ba dum tish*

>>36574423
>at best they are using blacks and libs as distraction so they can continue to fuck people over while white people take all the heat
Something like that but Jews are definitely responsible for downfall of black culture.

>>36574436
>black
Yeah, sure.

>>36574438
Like 5. RIP whites.

>>36574436
This one's practically white, you're proving >>36573677 right.

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>>36574438
shouldn't take extremely long

i matched on tinder with a smoking hot darkie

too autistic to message tho

>>36574520
>practically white
No, not at all

>>36574348
If they have been successful so far and will keep on being successful for the foreseeable future, why haven't you killed yourself yet? You are very brave to keep on living in this increasingly anti-white and hostile world.

Jokes aside, rich people fuck you, they fuck you regardless of your or their ethnicities. And, they are winning. Y'all just sit here complaining about cuck porn and tranny bathrooms while your freedoms and rights are getting voted and lobbied away.

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>>36574441
Yeah she's ugly as hell and her tits are disgustingly huge
Probably has pointy knees too I bet

>>36572692
Fuck off back to /soc/ normie

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>>36574520
>no blacks are pretty
>pretty blacks are white
ok

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>>36574576
those are shit tier though

>>36574575
>freedoms and rights are getting voted and lobbied away.
And there's nothing we can do, no matter the race.

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>>36572692
'ey whiteboi I love cheddar sour cream, want to lick my fingers clean?

>>36572668
>m-my dick isnt big enoug f-for you
turn 360 and walk away

Don't want to catch aids desu

>>36574479
>white devil did it!
>Jews did it!
or maybe they were tired of poverty and too uneducated and lazy to fix the situation properly so they turned to drug trade which is inherently violent due to its illegality,
they then formed a culture around it to get recruits from the fatherless youth whose fathers either got shot down by thugs or were sent to prison for their criminal activity, rinse and repeat long enough and you have modern day blacks

Self caused issue that they love to blame on everyone but themselves because ghetto blacks avoid responsibility like its the plague?

There is no need for "Big bad ambiguous evil" to work behind the shadows, the answer is simple, fatherless boys raised by fatherless men combined with drug trade and culture that glorifies violence, ruthlessness, vanity and glamor

Why do you think blacks always get mad when you bring up black on black violence, it's the monkeys and ladder situation, they blame everything but themselves for what is going on in ghettos these days

TLDR; Lack of easy options lead to drug trade, drug trade lead to violence, violence lead to fatherless sons which lead to thugs molding the kids to be thugs who did the same for next generation and here we are

>>36574557
It's easy. Just let them know that you're white and they'd beg to fuck you.

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Fucking chocolate semen demons.

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I'm in bed with a black girl RIGHT NOW. AMA, virgins.

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>>36574490
So you're saying it is actually our duty to bang these girls. Understood.

>tfw will a mulatto qt who will find you endearing because you totally accept her in a world full of assholes like anon
;_;

>>36574678
How bad does she smell?

Sorry nigger, I like living without AIDS and not going to prison, go eat some KFC.

>>36574678
post moar pics anon, lets get this show on the road.

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>>36574678

how is her ass game

>>36574678
Did you kiss her strap on?

>>36574666
There's some truth in your words Satan but is it possible to fix this situation?

>>36574659
>turn 360 and walk away

I just imagined a robot doing a 360, thus turning back to her and being this stupid that he actually thinks he turned the other way from her.

>>36574679
my heart

doki doki oreganoey

>>36574755
Also, actually bumping into her. And then apologizing profusely.

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>>36574678
How big is your bed? Me and my gf are looking into a new one for our apartment we're gonna move into, thinking of going with a king size.

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>>36574695
Smells good like coconut butter

>>36574732
Pretty good.

>>36574741
Fucked her with my BIG ARYAN COCK.

Pic related is her btw.

>>36572668
"Ma'am, if it is not too arduous of a request to perform, would you perhaps be able to clarify the meaning of the word 'holla' to me? It would appear that you have stated this word when you were addressing me, however I am unable to ascertain its meaning."

>>36574678
assuming she's your girlfriend, why aren't you pumping and dumping?

>>36574746
Yes there is, educate the fools and they will realize themselves that their "brothers" are playing them like a fiddle

The thugs won't give up power willingly though so BLM kind of fucked you over on that with the cop killings and what not, who do you think benefits from cops vs blacks?
the ones who already are criminals, nothing changes for them but every other black person hating cops makes it into a tree in a forest situation, the angry protestors take focus away from their activities, was it intentional move from thugs? i highly doubt it, is it beneficial to them? yes and they are more than happy to blame the deaths of black people on cops and whites while they gun down their competition and a few collateral here and there

Educate the blacks, teach them history hell just teach them of the mob from which modern thug bullshit originated from, even the word gangsta is derived from the word gangster which mafioso were called in the 50's

Problem with blacks is the thugs are just pawns, there is no made man, no pretending to be a gentleman none of that shit, they stripped the mafioso stereotype bare and kept only the parts they needed, killers that rake in money for the boss

TLDR; Teach them of history, make them realize they are playing themselves when they play "the game" (unless they are the boss and his top lieutenants) and help them uproot the criminals

Oh who am i kidding blacks are too far gone, napalm the ghettos and be done with it

>>36574316
>>36574423
>Hey at least my people don't hate me when i act like a human being
lmao my people

wanting to belong and identify with a group is the most normie thing possible

and trust me, if you had any people willing to call you your own, they would hate you precisely because acting like normal human fat virgin austists do not do

>>36574666
You sound quite reasonable for being Satan. What is your end-game?

No thanks.
Maybe if I was single, and you bought me a drink.

>>36574943
Hell is filled to the brim with blacks, we are full go somewhere else

>>36574856
She'd have been better if her cheekbones didn't portrude so far.

>>36574931
>kill the poor people to solve poverty generated problems

I thought they are already doing it. No rush there.

>>36574990
>look at trailer parks
>look at ghettos
>both poverty related
But i thought they done din du nuffin wrong, yes sir tis rightly so

ok i'm into the melanzane you have a nice buttaduck. i do like grape soda.

How many crimes did a dindu do if a dindu dindu nuffin?

>>36574678
GTFO Mike

>>36572683
>Nigger are violent sub humans!
>I would stab a black woman for talking to me

lol

Curl up into a ball as its obvious that its a setup and some nig noogs are gonna attack me

>>36572668
I don't know what that really means desu

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>>36574474
you watch yourself cunt

>>36575478
I ain't afraid of no spooks~~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9We2XsVZfc

>>36575277
>implying he isn't a nigger

>>36572668
"Igh't girl bet"

I speak a bit of roastie thanks to my shitty school

>>36574612

Holy shit. I have a friend who looks EXACTLY like her. Down to body and face shape and everything.

Crazy

>>36572668
I'm sorry, I don't understand monkey.

>>36572668
"Hit me off with a chicken soft taco, a rillo, and a couple of Newports and we'll talk."

>>36576331
>bet
what

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>>36572692
>I'd just a flex a 'cep
I know what you did here

>>36572668
what does "holla" mean?
I don't really listen to a lot of rap music, so idk.

>>36576705
holla=Talk to

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>cute black girl starts flirting with me
what do I need to know before I get into this

>>36572668
*holler in her ear*

>>36576846
Remember: anal is the only way

>>36574612
Where can I get some porn with really dark girls that look like this but are also cute like her? Every black porn I see is either hoodrats full of disgusting tattoos like >>36574576 or fat whales. If the girl has a good body she's also ugly as fuck.

Help me guys, I really want some cute black girls to fap to.

>>36572668
>What do you do/say?
"lemme eat that niggerbutt"

>>36574666
Well, it's been documented that the CIA introduced crack cocaine to the streets in order to keep blacks addicted back in MLK times.

>>36574678
Living the dream. What does she think of the casual 4chan racism and this board?

>>36574484
It's not white for sure btw.

>>36577096
if you have a source on that i would love to see it

>>36572668
wh-what ever y-you say queen

>>36572863
Why would you have to fuck up whoever it was that made that quote?
It's not Woody Allen, but that's who I remember it from.

>>36574178
statistically not only do WMBF relationships have the least divorces, but they are most likely to succeed

>>36574612
Source on this girl please I beg you.

>>36577237
Just google CIA and Crack.

>>36577393
>The CIA forced them to take drugs at gunpoint

Fuck off and accept responsibility for once

>>36574679
>non-ghetto mullatto
>having a hard time finding people who accept her
literally impossible. doubly literally impossible if she has entry-level "alt" tastes and listens to arctic monkeys.

t. fully black girl

>>36577675
But can I holla at you tho? Cause I'm tryna do that.

>>36577675
If you get a date will you stop shitposting so much? Serious question.

>>36575277
more like
>I would ironically post this on a Laosenese chapstick curating forum
vs
>actually looting stores and attacking cops

>>36573941
What's FA in this context? And could you post a pic?

This actually happened to me the other day
>walking with friend
>black woman (teenager?) steps in front of me and says something like "Hey boo"
>blurt out "But I thought you were the spook!"
>think my little play on words was pretty clever
>they did not

>>36572668
>"get over here and show my why black girls are so amazing"

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>you will never have a black girlfriend


Feels bad

>>36577456
>"we dindu nuffin! dat whitey devil gave us drugs, why we sell them to this day? J-Jews making us stupid yo!, shiiet everyone blaming the black man for their own actions, ey yo white dyke, tell this cracker how im oppressed!"

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>>36577887
>you will never have a black girlfriend
just kill me now

>>36577887
>wanting a shaved gorilla as a gf
Oy vey goy, this is some hardcore shit right here

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>>36577050
That's what I want to know. Check out Jezabel Vessir, not quite as dark though.

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post GOAT black hair

>>36572668
B-But I'm not white...
original

>>36574520
>people who aren't like 100% white are niggers
>except when they aren't
t. /pol/

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>>36573173
there are plenty

broaden your horizons sometime anon

>>36578189
>wanting mulatto kids
Say no to making suicide babies

>>36574678
Is that fucking pewdiepie KEK

>>36578189
Now post her real hair

>>36572668
Sure honey, let's get out of here and go make ourselves a root beer float.

>>36572776
>>36572948

He's actually pretty right to be concerned about getting an STD when sleeping with black girls.

http://yourblackworld.net/2012/08/31/cdc-nearly-half-of-all-black-women-have-genital-herpes/

The only idiot here is you.

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>>36578229
all i ever here is 'what about the kids' 'you're going to have kids that don't look like you' blah blah blah

not everyone wants kids. no one is forcing you to have kids

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People are odd don't you think?

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White boys fucking black girls with condoms should be a federal crime
Agree/Disagree?

>>36574316
>All these redditors thinking they can troll "le nerdy virgin 4chan board"

You do realize that we aren't /pol/ right? Go mock them, we just want to be left alone and not constantly insulted and mocked by sadistic assholes who claim to support oppressed people's rights.

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>>36578260
Jesus christ that's disgusting.

original

>>36572668
H-hola?

No hablo ingles
Pls dont rob me

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>>36572668

Which white boy would she rather go for?

>>36578271
If you just want to fuck why do it with a black chick? just buy a escort

>i want to date not just fuck, no kids

Then why pick the race with the most attitude problems?

Getting along with a black girl is impossible, they are loud, obnoxious and confrontational

>>36578260

>1 in 6 americans infected with herpes

that's the most alarming thing from the article and that isn't even what you took away from it

the only retard here is you

>>36578359
>they are loud, obnoxious and confrontational

you are basing that off of the hood rats. black women probably are those things more on average, but that doesn't meant there aren't a good number who are much nice and easier to get on with

>>36578427
>they all don't have their "ghetto bitch" side just waiting to explode
Not taking any chances with them, same with Latina locos
Im going to stick with white and Asian thank you very much

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I want one just like this

>>36576331
>I speak a bit of roastie thanks to my shitty school
This made me kek to an unreasonable amount for some reason

I have trust issues so if some random person just came up to me I would expect to be lured to get robbed or stabbed. When a girl invited you to her place i expect that its a setup.

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>>36578098
love it when its curly

>when girls play hard to get, i don't care to make an effort
>when they don't. I feel like they're to easy

why am I like this?

>>36574856
Aryan pussy on muh dick

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I'm getting a black girlfriend. Just watch me.

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>>36578839
Pshhhh a likely story

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>>36578941
It's happening soon.

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>>36578965
I don't believe you, mainly due to a lack of evidence.

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I'd take a hot black girl over a hot white one since they're rare

>>36576674
its a way of affirming

>>36572683
Fp originally bp

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>black girl posts pic on redit lamenting her looks and related insecurities
>give her a genuine, slightly brash and creepy compliment
>it affects her so much she starts stalking my account
>I know this because I started stalking hers, and she posts about my somewhat obscure(especially to females) interests: MMA, MtG, invertebrates, dumpster diving). Likely to "bump into me" or have some visibility to me some shit.
>want to message her but afraid of ruining her opinion of me, as I'm a long term NEET
>(even though she said before she'd date someone who was unemployed/worked min wage, and shorter than her. I'm a manlet anywhere from 1.5-2.5 inches shorter than her.)
She's seriously waifu tier. Hypothetically accepting of a loser like me, into anime and vidya, has robot tendencies, and is very sexy with her big boobs and thicc lips. I should post a pic of myself, as I'm in pretty good shape, but don't have a camera and my shitty tracfone doesn't connect to my computer. REEEEE.

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Im thinking about watchin Sleepy Hollow just because of this Ebony beauty

>>36579617
just go for it
you only live once and all that

>>36573118
That's extremely cute

>>36579698
IDK what I'd even say to her. There needs to be context or an excuse. As much as I'd like to say I stalk her and know she stalks(or stalked) me so we should get to know each other, that's autistic as fuck. It's been over 3 years, yo.

>>36579862
Hey i see you like (insert mutual intrest), how would you like meeting up and (insert activity related to mutual intrest)
it aint that hard

>>36579890
Thanks for trying/taking an interest, but this is the internet we're talking about. And shit, even my autistic ass can come up with something better than that.

She's actually also in my state, but in the opposite end, so at least a 4-5 hour drive.

>>36579936
>so at least a 4-5 hour drive
im gonna say that it might not work out then senpai
if you lived in the same city it wouldnt be that hard

>>36579617
>she posts about my somewhat obscure(especially to females) interests
> Likely to "bump into me" or have some visibility to me some shit.

The gold medal for mental gymnastics goes to you.

>>36573941
I like ghetto black women but I'm a lanky white skelebot

>>36579978
>OMG, a guy on the internet has girls interested in him, it must be fake
Aside from making posts related to my weird combination of interests, especially to girls, there's other things too, like her being autistic and saying she doesn't care/wouldn't give her hypothetical Asian bf shit about the small penis stereotype. I forgot exactly what she said, since she deleted the post, but it was something along those lines, as I mentioned before on my account that I was Asian.

Work on yourself, bro, and maybe you won't have to shit on other people for a self esteem boost. Friggin crab in a bucket over here.

Yes! Okay! Sure.

When do you want to talk ?

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Just gon' leave this here, whytbois.

>>36578530
Same minus the hood nails.

>>36578965
Damn it's like she's made of creamy chocolate HNNNNGGG MUH DIK.

>>36578189
she looks like my cousin
(that wasn't original)

>>36579617
you found her on which sub?

>>36581834
Why? A-are you her? She said she used to visit 4chan a lot in the past. But it was in r/amiugly.

>>36579617
email the pic you faggot

>>36577050
The darkest and cutest is, hands down, Ana Foxxx.

>>36572668
wanna see a man ejaculate, at the simplest touch?

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>when you can only cum really hard when fapping to darkskin black shemales getting pounded by white guys

What have I done with my life, God?

>>36572668
>Fuck off nigger, I don't want AIDS

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>>36573677
>European features" is slang for "I'm attracted to a nigress, but don't want to admit it."

>>36578357
*rubs head*
lemme ask yu sumtin rick

>>36574678
it looks like she has 5o' clock shadow

>>36577887
>be nigger
>just want qt asian or white gf

>>36574678
Kinda looks like Serena Williams.

>>36573941
I'll be your sugar daddy and give you kids

>>36572668
Have any of you guys actually kissed a black girl before?
I have, and I wouldn't do it again. Black women don't brush their teeth. They look like monkeys, and taste like monkeys.

>>36572668
GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAY CUNT!

>>36584658
But monkeys are white, hairy, and have thin lips just like white people.

>>36574678
Does she really taste like a chocolate woman?

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>>36584346
tfw you're a racist but attracted to nigresses

>>36584772
lmao face crack of the century desuuu~

bumpbjbkb

>>36572668
Speak english woman, I don't understand ebonics

>>36572668
what exactly does she want me to do?
I will do it