You wake up looking like this. What's the first thing you do?

>>36571239
kill myself

roblx

>>36571239
Fuck everything in sight

>>36571239
Go to the nearest truck stop and get my asspussy pounded

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>>36571239
Bumpity bump bump, this comment surely is original

>>36571239

walk up to that girl i like and ask for her phone number. we have sex later that night.

>>36571466
Human interactions don't go down like that man

>>36571239
Do all men on here have shitty taste in men? This guy isn't even fucking cute, he's super average

>>36571505
They don't for most.

Chads play by a different set of rules.

Get a haircut so I don't look like a faggot.

>>36571239
>go get AIDS
>wake up next morning in my own body
fuck chad

kill myself

i dont want to be a manlet fagboy

>>36571239
He actually kinda looks like me desu, except I have a terrible haircut

>>36571505
>Has never been a chad

Talk to anyone

;_;

i already look good but it doesnt fix the autism an inability to make eye contact

>>36571239
He looks like he has a gay lisp

>>36571239
Learn to play guitar and join some emo band for that endless influx of pussy.

>>36572383
You dont, trust me>>36571917
You are deluded

>>36571239
Get a modeling job and enjoy life

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>>36572475
no need to project. plenty of girls will disagree with you

Find a smoke, those fake white teeth seriously gotta glow in night enough to read by.
Get rid of faggot haircut, and lift some weight to try out what that body can take.

>>36572555
girls dont even know what they want, pussy aside they offer nothing anyway

Check my drivers license to see if that changed as well

>>36571239
be upset that I've downgraded

>>36571239
>stare at self in mirror rubbing face, particularly chin and neck
>smile, things are finally about to get better
>sit down and play overwatch all day