How do you get online friends?

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>>36570538
First, you need to get a messaging app or program such as Skype, Discord or Kik. Once you've done this, you can start a thread here or on /soc/ asking for people's contact info. They usually hold Skype threads on /soc/, so you can share your own contact info instead.
Be sure to share at least a couple of interests with your partner, otherwise you'll run out of things to say and the chat will die.
If you don't want to start a thread here, you can choose to join a forum or the other site with an alien mascot. I'm not too familiar with befriending people on those websites, but I'm guessing you have to participate in the community first.

That being said, most internet people tend to be unbearable and circlejerky. You are not mising out much. Making friends online is a waste of time if you cannot meet them in person, because it's still wasting your time online. Making significant relationships in real life is the way to go: it's more fulfilling and you can actually do things together.
I wish it was as easy to befriend people irl as it is online.

>>36570538
You got steam or discord? I'll add you anon

>>36570923
Holy shit same

>>36570940
My steam name is Dead_Stranger
>Dont have a link to my profile atm
My picture is a skeleton

I'm clueless too. I've only ever used email and steam. I just need a person who's available most of the day so we can talk about anything. From the mundane to more personal stuff. But like I can't just add some random ID because there's a 90% chance we won't click together. And I'm too afraid to post mine. And nobody wants to use email anymore.

>>36571032
>253 friends
>no online friends

Hmmmmm

>>36570923
>First, you need to get a messaging app or program such as Skype, Discord or Kik

And there is where your wrong.

OP, if you want friends instead of """friends""" don't use those, and for fuck sake, don't use /soc/. /soc/ is for hooking up and getting attention.

Use Steam and you'll find better friends than what spakky mcgee suggested.

>>36571054
I did some trading in tf2 a wile back. They are just randoms I havent talked to in a year

>>36571050
I have a very clingy friend that could use someone like you. I'm at work most of the day and I can't talk to him as much so he gets lonely. Are you interested in such a thing

>>36571091

> doesn't remove them

hello friend collector
how do you do

>>36571091
Yeah ok I'm sure you don't to any of those 200. Why don't you remove every single one then to prove it collector

>>36571101
Its not top priority to remove
>Hoping theyll one day message me ;-;

>>36571146
Then you already have friends, lots I might add. You do not deserve more unless you lose all the ones you have. Make a choice here anon

>>36571146

If you weren't such a friend collector, I'm sure they would.

>>36571098
I gotta work a lot as well, but I could look into it. What does he like?

>>36571050
Wanna friends together, anon?

>>36571098
Op here, i would love to. Whats he into?

>>36571185
He's sorta into anime, computers/IT, vidyas, I think he likes electronic sort of music, idk he's nice. Drop an email and we can perhaps try to work stuff out?

>>36571237
No way OP with your 250 friends fuck outta here collector.

>>36571237

He's really into model trains and breakfasts. He also collects magazines about various stuff.

>>36571379

This is not >>36571098

>>36571402
Actually wrong, moron but nice try.
>>36571381 this person is not me

I am (>>36571098)

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>>36571447
>>36571402

I don't know who's Jewing who!

In both cases though, the guy sounds like a fag.

>>36571186
Are you a retail wageslave like me? Do you also like playing Morrowind ?

>>36571468
Says the fag posting Le jew meme like it's relevant here. Fucking tard go back to b

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>>36571493

Did I upset you, rabbi?
Better eat some children to calm yourself down.

Op here, alright well it was worth a shot. Sorry you confused my lazyness to remove randoms with me actually having friends. Bye all.

>>36571513
XD funny goyim you got me reddit. Off yourself
>>36571531
You can't be lazy and expect friends. Make an effort and I will too.

>>36570538
>>36570923
Right. Also, playing team-based multiplayer video games or being cool/normie enough to push your way into any circlejerk can make it easier for you.

>>36571531
Don't be a bitch. That's a common red flag for steam profiles.

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>>36571552

Your the one who's Reddit you Jew boy.

People over the internet that you don't know in real life are not your friends.

>>36571576
You're only argument is jew you pathetic faggot. Come up with something relevant dipshit

>>36571584

So that's why your called Billy no mates?

I think I'm too clingy and emotional sometimes. I tend to latch on to one friend and then when they leave I get upset because, surprise surprise, I lost all my friends because I only had one friend!

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>>36571597

And yours is "le your from Reddit" whilst getting triggered like a Redditor over me saying you and the other faggot were trying to Jew each other.

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>>36570538
So I'm spergy as hell and have absolutely no friends irl and up until recently even online. Now I have a few friends online, just join a few /r9k/ discords and comment occasionally, eventually you'll get comfortable enough to join in on the circlejerk. Also try talking to people in online games, mmo's are better than shit like moba's since people tend to be laid back, and most guilds in games these days have their own discords for keeping touch out of the game.

>>36571626
Does this post I made previously interest you? >>36571098

Drop contact if so

>>36571667

So you can add them to a gay porn email newsletter?

Your a right one you are.

>>36571686
Yes I'll add their steam or discord to an email newsletter good thinking retard Jesus christ at least try to be witty in your response.

>>36571717

Typical Reddit reply right there mate.
That's how we can tell you and your hairy fairy of a mate aren't worth talking to.

>>36570538
When I was like 12-13, making online friends was absolutely effortless to me. To This day I have like 100 people on skype from those days.

When I think about it now, I just cannot believe it. Now I have 3 friends at most and we've been friends for more than 7 years. I cannot fathom the possibility of making new friends now.

>>36571073
What if I'm too depressed to play video games?

>>36571667
[email protected]
Nothing to lose, it's not like I have to reply or anything if I get weirded out.
>>36571686
Well it's not like anyone would use an important, personal, or business email for a purpose like this, it won't hurt.

>>36571663
Usually when I play a multiplayer game I'm trying too hard to not die and forget to talk.

>>36570538
Join a Discord or Skype group and send random people friend requests. That's what I do and most people accept.

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>>36570923
>False delusional post wrotten by a piece of trash
Ignore this, OP.
>Even suggests cancer meet-up choices instead of prefering naturally meeting, AKA the best interacrions/long lasting friendships
I've met my friends from games and we hangout, have intimate long chats enjoy each other's company very much

Been friends for 6 years now and it makes me feel all warm inside speaking to them

>>36571881
>it makes me feel all warm inside speaking to them
That sounds so nice.

Steam: Dehimoth - I'll be on if you ever need to play I'm almost always on