Today's my birthday /r9k/ I'm 23

>>36565011
Happy birthday cunt, have a banga of a day cunt

>>36565011
Happy birthday lad
oreganoregano

So? You want a cookie, faggot?

>>36565042
Yeah I would, I want chocolate cake

Happy birthday anon
lklkkjl

>>36565011
happy bday do me a favor and avoid this place and start reading books non stop until you're 33. good luck lad

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>>36565011
Happy birthday, brobot. Sorry that no one likes you when you're 23.

>>36565011
Hi april baby how's your bday goin

>>36565011
Hope you have a better than average birthday buddy 'o pal

>>36565011
Happy Birthday you fucking faggot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC5XcyYFuqc

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>>36565011
Congratulations on being one month older than me. Faggot.

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Happy birthday anon
Have a Christmas fluffy
(Pls no btfo for fluffyposting)

youngfriends reeeee

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>>36565011
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0igKCKXPeh8

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>>36565011
nice birthday dubs
what are your plans for today?

>>36565198
get high, hopefully eat chinese food

Happy birthday dude. Same here but I'm 24 today.

>>36565011

Happy birthday man, hope you have a good day

>>36565011
Happy birthday buddy boi

When did birthdays stop being fun for y'all? For me it was my 22nd.

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>>36565011
Hey anon I have birthday too. I'm 24

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>>36565011
Happy birthday OP, I hope you have a nice day

>>36565011
Happy birthday anon
originalio

>>36565886
birthdays have been a source of anxiety and shame for me ever since I can remember.

>>36565011
happy birthday fucka

>>36565150
what's a fluffposter doing this far from home
or is this actually really close to home I can't tell any more

Happy birthday hun!!

>>36565886
When people started getting me things that had nothing to do with my interests and hobbies that I didn't ask for and I was from then on expected to pretend to be excited.
Who can say for sure when that started.

>>36565011
>>36565507
>>36565923
Happy birthday fellow anons

it's mine too

>>36565923
Hbd! Wizardhood awaits

>>36565011
Of cours you are

>>36566227
>Hbd
How bou dahhhhh

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>>36565011
>ding
congrats!

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>>36565011
Happy Birthday too you! Happy birthday too you! Happy birthday dear anooooooon Happy Birthday too you!

>>36565011
I'm sorry my man, I truly am.

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>25 this year
I don't care anymore

>tfw an email fromTarget is the only thing that wished you happy birthday this year
Happy birthday anon, hopes yours is better than mine was.

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>>36565011
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KwUowztYA9
Happy birthday anon hope you have a nice day.

>>36566227
I was raped so I am not technically a virgin. Wizardness dodged

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>>36566691
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KwUowztYA9

wh-what is this?

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I'm turning 23 later this year anon
Happy Birthday, here's a pepe

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>>36567042
>I was raped so I am not technically a virgin.

story?

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>>36567102
I was singing happy birthday to dear sweet OP anon.

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>>36567137
>I was 11
>there was this pe teacher (female)
>she liked to come into boys showers and "hurry us up" but now I think she just wanted to see little dicks
>one day she called me into pe teachers room after practice (they had separate room from rest of staff ) to help her with something
>when the door closed she started small talk and eventually ask me to change clothes becouse lesson ended
>"but my clothes aren't here"
>"don't worry anon I will get them for you"
>I ended up in slippers
>she took them off
>sucked my little dick for a while
>then tell me to wear my pe clothes again and go change to locker room

In home I told my mom and she come gun blazing to school. She didn't confess, and the whole thing was silenced probably becouse she was a woman.

>>36567365
Teacher didn't confess, not my mom ofc

>>36567365

That's pretty hot, but i'm sorry she did that to you anyway anon. Was she cute at least, did you get some silence money for it? Did you ever have to go back to PE with her?

>>36567395
He wouldn't get silence money if he spilled the beans the second he got home, would he?

>>36567365
What a dumb fucking bitch. Was she at least hot or was she old and gross?

>>36567215
Your voice sounds hot, wanna Skype?

We share birthdays, Anon. Happy birthday.

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>>36567445
>'Your voice sounds hot'
Gee bill.

>>36567395
>>36567415
>>36567424

She was in mid 30, blond. Not a bimbo type. She smelled nice. I was scared the whole time, so of course I told mom. I am no Chad.

>>36567500
Did she get naked at all?

>>36567472
>Gee bill.

bill nye?

>>36567516
Nope, only me

>>36567630
Did she make you cum, or did she just decide to stop?

>>36567630
Did she get fired or anything? Or was it just like the whole thing never happened after your mom went to the school?

>>36567658
She sucked me but I didn't even got hard. No i didn't cum. After few minutes she stopped.
>>36567659
She didn't get fired. I was moved to another class and my mom was told I had to misunderstood things. There were no female pedos in the 90' eastern europe, so she wasn't punished. Head Master was also a woman, if anyone is wondering.

>>36565011
Where at if near me we could grab a bite to eat on me and no homo

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>>36567791
I am angry for you anon. I hope that roastie gets what's coming to her.

>>36567365
Why the fuck would you tell your mom you got dick sucked? Jesus man pathetic

>>36567839
because he was fucking 11???

>>36567852
Na cuz hes a bitch

>>36567791
>>36567815

Raped anon, you need to sneak into her house on your 25 birthday and raped her screaming "I am the vengeance"

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>>36567839
I was scared, didn't think about sex before and I am autistic robot. Sorry Chad kun, I know you would have enjoyed it.

>>36567875
So he's a bitch for feeling scared and uncomfortable after having his dick sucked by someone he knew as a teacher?
Get outta here you shitskin.

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>>36565011
>23

baby's first birthday

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>>36567941
Thank you anon for defending me from bully

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>>36565011
happy birthday muh nigga
i'm also turning 23 today

>>36565011
happy birthday anon!...We all love you in our own little ways. I-I'll hold h-hands with you..i-if you want.....desu....

>>36565011
Happy 23 :) , what are your plants for today. Just one step closer to wizard, just joking.