/r9k/ claims to be sexually inexperienced but I highly doubt you aren't normie yourself.
Take this test, post results and lets see how much of a normie you are
http://ricepuritytest.com
[spoilers]Post gender and score.
Male 37
Ive had sex with literally one girl my whole life how can it be this low.
male - 88
drugs and impulsive decisions bring it down a bit
tfw literal 100.
Male 83
Female - 9, what does this mean?!
>tfw 76, male and never had sex.
How high/low does it go and is high more or less pure?
>>36564396
Male
95
That's good right, a high score.
I want to die desu
Female 36
>>36564396
>data mining
fuck off
Male 89
I assume smoking weed brings it up a lot.
>>36564499
damn, my plan to make big money off strangers from a mongolian basket weaving tuorial website has been discovered
Yeah 12.
A fucking 12.
>>36564562
Get the fuck out of my BOARD REEEEEEEEEEE
(this is just here because anti mute don't pay attention to it)
>everybody in this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=122wZntH53w
66
unpure unpure
Female 63
Still a virgin though
>tfw virgin
>tfw you lose points only because you've been arrested and put in handcuffs. I DIDN'T EVEN GO TO JAIL. I WENT TO A MENTAL HOSPITAL.
96 :-))))))))
suck it normans
Male 76
Most of my encounters are escorts does that count? I had a pill addiction also.
How does the score work?
>>36564492
>>36564481
This is incredibly disheartening, yet unsurprising.
>>36564727
The higher the score the less "impure" or in this case "interactions with drugs, sex, and crime" you've had.
Female
84
Oh well
>>36564749
wrong way around lower scores indicate high impurity
>>36564468
never mastrubated?
>>36564644
>>36564491
Only masturbated, right? 94 here.
>>36564871
1 time and it was a long time ago, god probably forgave and forgot my sin
Male 95
>Danced without leaving room for Jesus?
What does this mean exactly? I'm not American so idk if it's a common phrase or what, never heard it before in my life.
Male - 33
>>36564914
Pic related
Male
39
age 18
how the fuck
97 Male. No JO either
>tfw molested as a kid
>tfw not pure anymore
>79
I really need to get out more.
>>36564396
Male
Score: 84
Male, 60. Done most everything with my girlfriend that's isn't penis-in-vagina sex.
>>36564396
Male 78.
Was expecting higher desu because I've never even kissed a girl before, but I've masturbated with girls on omegle, and done drugs so thats what brought it down I think
>>36564959
>not a virgin
Get outta here normalfag.
What do the scores mean? I got a 94 ,male age 24
Got 79, off of drinking and drugs mostly.
Male 70
>>36564396
i got 9 but am still a cyborg :/
>>36564396
so just being a wanker gives you 92
77 , i think i did almost everything which didn't have to do woth a partner.
Also why the fuck is public urinatoon on the list? It must have happened to evdryone once in their life.
>>36564396
>[spoilers]
what in the goddamn is that. I hope you're not trying, learn some internet.
>no other comments on it
am I the only one from the simpler times where the OP would get spammed to shit for something like this ? looks like it
male 76
it's only get lower, right?
Male, 85, mostly because a very drunk girl french-kissed me to mess with me. Really wish she hadn't, first kiss literally stolen.
>>36565080
the autism isnt as strong here as it used to be
>>36564396
>being below 90
kill yourselves normen
91 male
Male 86
I was expecting it to be lower after some of the boxes I checked
Male, 55
I guess that sonce I had sex with one girl I didn't have much time yo experiment, but I'm still surprised. I expected to be much more of a normie. I've done tons of crime, but I guess that's because I'm never caught.
Seeing those law breaking related questions made me notice how normies feel cool to be involved with the law as if getting arrested meant you are some sort of cool kid rebel when, what it really means is that you are too fucking stupid to cover your own ass.
>tfw you engage in criminal activities
Tfw you cover yourself and never got caught
>tfw normies think you are litterally a good boy angel because you look and behave innofensively
>tfw they brag in your vicinity about minor altercations with the law, then turn around and talk to you as if they were Al Capone educating Carlton on the meaning of thug life even though you've done things that could have gotten you dozens of years of jail and have had firearms pointed at your face.
Is there such a thing as a thug robot?
male 89
>>36564948 it's cause you're a normalfag
Male, 64
I'm surprised it's not lower
Male 79
>>36564464
>>36564481
>>36564492
>>36564562
>>36564630
>>36564769
>>36564612
>>36564946
>>36564992
>>36564948
>>36565055
normalfags, i'm gonna have to escort you off the premises
Male - 94
FEAR ME, FILTHY NORMIES
Your score:
32
This is the second normie test I've failed in under a year. Do I end my 8 year lurk of r9k? As I've transitioned into an oldfag have I also become a normie?
Reeeee to agree robots
>>36564396
Male 96
>>36564396
M 86. What a surprise! No sex == sexually inexperienced.
Male, 85.
I used to be more pure but I went to a strip club and drank beer since the last time I took the test
>>36565080
Didn't notice it tbqh
>>36565342
>transitioned into an oldfag
You don't transition into an oldfag, newfag.
82
I have a drug history and jerk off, that's pretty much it.
>>36564491
>>36564644
>>36564900
>>36564956
>>36565185
>>36565366
90+ club. My ninjas!
>>36564396
male 70
i have never had sex or oral but i have kissed girls and sent and recieved nudes
92
i sent a picture of my small penor to my close online friends to prove i wasn't cut
i joke about fucking my best online to my best online friend
>>36564396
literally 97... i'm hated by any human that makes contact with me(fact, trust me its been tested).
Male, 90.
>>36564396
> Female
> 87
>>36564396
84
I got the cops called on me and i drink and piss outside
93
Can i become a priest of the moon or something?
28
Male
INTJ
Score of 40
>>36564644
tfw 97 XDDDDDDD
ur a norman
>>36565380
what's this picture and why is it turning me on
>>36564396
Male 23
40
The fuck tells the test about me?
90. The law, jerking off and me sending nudes (and receiving) from people on r9k is why the low score. Still a KHV
>>36565586
>what's this picture
No idea.
>why is it turning me on
That's weird. Maybe you should get that checked out
>>36564396
18 y/o female, ENFP, got a score of 41
>>36564396
Male
Score: 25
>>36564396
95 male
Literally have never done anything with another person before. Just masturbate by myself.
>>36564396
Male, 27.
This is my first time on this board. I was sent here because of my score. Am I in the right place?
Male
>what does this mean?
>>36564396
Male
96 like always.
>>36565397
What's your normie score then fuckboi?
>>36565686
Male
I'm not sure but I got 41 too
Male 86
Drinks and such.
>>36565714
I already posted my purity results >>36565380
Male
93
mfw 93, male.
Male, 71
y'all cowards don't even
>>36564396
Male - 72. Only masturbation, drinking and weed made it that low.
>>36565759
Heh you'll get there bud
>all these people itt giving their IPs freely to a honey pot website
>>36564396
88 - Male
Masturbation and alcohol lowered the score.
>>36565809
I'm phone posting. My IP apparently changes.
93 male
fuck
>>36564396
Male 92
>>36564396
Male 40
Male 90
You have been muted for 2 seconds
>>36565809
What are they going to do with that knowledge?
>>36565859
Find out where you live andbang your mum
>>36565806
Get where bud?
Male 34.
>69. ?
Hah.
>>36564464
because you can complete half the list in one night if youre lucky and still be a complete loser
Male 95, 18 years old
I'm not a normie but I'm definitely not a robot. I'm good looking, good height, good teeth, shower everyday, very clever, can maintain normie conversation very well but I just prefer being on my own to socialising. And as a result I get a score of 95?!? Fuck me I need to change my habits.
Male
Age: 26
Score: 18
I'm a proud degenerate.
>>36565957
>18 years old
I wouldn't worry too much, you're still super young. Plenty of time to rock bottom that score.
male 20
50
fuck i'm going to kill myself. how did I let it get this bad?
Female 23
Score: 97
>>36564396
>Female
>94
Fug.
32 year old male and I scored 28 which isn't surprising as I'm a failed Chad. Virtually every one of those I ticked off between 18 - 23 when my life was peaking. Except the incest, that was with my cousin when I was around 8 years old.
89
m 21 yo
kissed a girl on the cheek in elementary school
I'm living the life
Masturbation and drugs. Is the score supposed to be a percent?
>>36564464
>>36564492
>>36564562
>>36564612
>>36564946
>>36564948
>>36564992
>>36565055
>>36565533
>>36565658
>>36565670
>>36565686
>>36565727
>>36565847
>>36566009
I'm a failed Normie and so are you.
Content because this board sucks ass
>>36564396
Male
100
And it's not a meme...
Shit
29 yo male
26
All the sex stuff done in Japan
Feels Chad man
>>36566064
Are you one of them "asexuals"?
>>36564396
Male - 89
>>36566000
yeah I hope so but it just scares me that I have no idea how to go about it. I'll wake up one day, 30 years old and my score won't have improved and I'll tell myself the same thing.
96 male
>fuck me up inside
>>36566193
you can worry about that when you're 50.
30 is the new 20
>>36566079
Nah just an idiot who managed to not do anything throughout high school and now college
>>36566241
Even masturbate?
Male 99
I literally checked one box (seen or read pornographic content)
>>36564396
Male 97, but there is still time for me to escape, r- right?
Male - 94
>>36564396
>Your score: 96
what a time to be alive
>>36564396
Male- 57
>>36566064
Liar. You are on /r9k/. No way you have avoided seeing porn.
>>36566027
Gib succ my equally pure friendo
>>36564396
Male 94
:(
Male 20
Score 25
Male - 76
Why the hell are horse tranquillisers in the same category as meth, crack and PCP
Male 59
And i'm a virgen, So i think its gonna be very low in the next years (im not a robot, just too young)
>>36566512
They'll fuck you up.
Male 44 normie on the bring of failure here, bye forever.
>>36564396
>Male
>76
oregity feggity meggity famalam
male 30, I guess I to get some more of this boxes to fill in....
>>36564396
Male
93
Normies everywhere.
>>36564396
Male 94
Originaroo
Male 88.
I'm 30.
Male
83
fuck you normies
Male 49
Female 88
what does this mean?
>>36564396
I hate that I'm pure, such a loser
92 (m)
>went to France
>got French kissed by a 50 years old woman
>feel like a normie now
>feelsbadman.jpg
>>36566556
yeah fair enough, need to consider my bladder in all of this. I'd still say the others are far worse
>>36564396
92 male
What's the reward?
>>36564396
Male 89
Male 73
>>36564396
I got 92, someone be my bf now.Im a boy
97 Male
all non-KHVs should die
Male 56 this test tells me what I already know, I walk the fine line of cyborg
>>36564396
Female, 91.
This is why other bitches always bully me...
>>36564396
Male 86
What does that mean?
>>36566254
Nah I'm too autistic for that
So no I haven't masterbated at all
>>36566903
OKAY i got 94
>>36566742
Tits or gtfo
That's the only thing it means
>tfw no pure gf
>>36564396
95 Male
>he's under 90
>>36564396
Male 94. Masturbated and pissed in public
>>36564396
Male, 74
I can't get beyond kissing without freaking the fuck out
Also drugs
Male 97
Male 85
Male
91
Male
>93
here is something original
>>36566448
Fuck then 99
Is that really a fucking difference?
It's not my fault people spam porn here I just usually avoid it
Male, 25.
I went to one Craigslist orgy years ago and that alone knocked off like 50 points on this thing.
>>36564396
Manly man, 90
I have a masturbation problem, even if it's not technically a sin. I also only went on a date once, but I haven't called her back because I'm fucking retarded.
>>36565380
Why are you doing that to Ganon? He's had a hard life already.
>>36564396
Male
31
Why am I not surprised most of the people on here are a bunch of failed normie fags. If you're anything less than a robot, it's time for you to go.
Male, score of 68.
Could be worse, I suppose.
Anyone below 80 is normanscum and should vacate premises
>>36567367
I wonder how Carl would score. Probably pretty low.
>>36564396
>http://ricepuritytest.com
>Danced without leaving room for Jesus?
WHAT?!
>>36567438
Never mind it's some normie term.
>>36564396
male 90 to be originally honest
>>36567438
Don't dance with your genitals pressing.
>>36567438
See>>36564946
Why don't you read the thread before commenting on anything now
>>36564396
One of the questions is literally a question mark.
What am I suppoesed to do with that?
>>36564396
Male 97
if your score is below 95 then you are a normie and need to leave this board
>>36567490
ok never mind i get it
Male, 24 years of age. 15 score. Suck it niggers.
>>36567503
Fuck you, i was tricked into drinking vodka. I'm still in the 90's, which makes me good with Jesus.
Male 97
Some of these I even find disgusting, bonus points?
>89
So when am I supposed to kill myself?
>>36564396
82
Not actually special, just had a girl that was my best friend in school, but we did anything big; the machine makes some things a big deal, but a lot really aren't
>>36564396
male 88
>>36567534
I got 97 fuck you.
>>36567385
>Could be worse, I suppose.
Get the fuck out normie
Male, 30, got 55 points.
I am married.
>>36567702
>I am married.
Get the fuck out then.
>>36567742
Can I stay if I lurk 99% of the time? I post like 5 times a year or less.
>>36567058
I'll lose purity points if I post tits anon, so guess I'll gtfo then
>>36567805
If you turn off adblock.
Male, 95.
i want normies to leave my fucking board
>>36566742
You have to become a Nazi
Male 45
>>36564396
male 26 yrodl
22
fuckarolli raviolli
>have sex and a gf
>67
how does this thing works?
>>36567962
Fuck off from this board filthy normie.
>>36568008
>have sex
You just answered your own question retard.
Fuck off from my board.
19 y/o kissless virgin here. 97 score (only masturbated and watched porn)
Fuck this test, it just made me a little bit more anxious.
I even had to look up meanings of words to answer some questions:
>hickey - the mark after intense kiss
>MPS - I'm still not sure what's that, but the closest I got from the internet was 'Mad passionate sex', though that's probably wrong
Thankfully I know that fancy word for blowjob ('fellatio')
>skinny-dipping - swimming naked
>streaking - running around naked
I've heard the 'Mile high club' somewhere before, but still had to look it up to remember
>voyeurism - peep at somebody who's in some kind of sexual act
>Didn't even notice that 69 is just a question mark, implying the 69 pose in sex.
MFW I skip the streak of questions that have 'sex' in them.
>>36567887
>becomethis is an extremely original post
>>36568028
but where am I going to get my false sense of superiority?
>>36568058
Go back to leakforums.
>>36568040
Now this means you must becomemy wife
Age 20 male
Score: 26
Damn
Female
>45
Make 91
But it'll get lower once my bf becomes less shy and agrees to meet
I got 94. Am I true basement dweller?
>>36564466
Male 69
I've never had sex but I did some things with a girl two years ago and have occasionally smoked weed if someone I'm with has some and I'll drink heavily when I do drink (which is uncommon). I've also been on dates that have never lead to a second date.
That's literally the only reason I'm not completely "pure" aside from one or two other random boxes I ticked.
>>36564396
91
not too bad I think
orig
>>36564396
male 27
never been in actual trouble with the law (lucky) never did pcp (coke and other opiates but not heroin) never got caught jerking off or been in an orgy/ fucked in a hot tub
inb4 reeeeee
>male
>58
there are no females on this board, all these faggots claiming to be girls are trannies.
Male
Age 22
Score 30
I do good?
Male, 94.
Huh... guess I'm a robot after all.
>>36568103
I'll trade you a penguin bin for your frog-with-a-catfish-head bin.
Who here 90+ club?
Male 93
>cops called on me
>masturbated
>consumed alcohol
>suspended
>porn
>>36568181
I got the same man.
The only ones I've done are the masturbation ones.
Male, 72
drank and smoked the feels away, masturbation and problem in school/ with cops. girl liked me a few years ago, thats about it
>>36565080I come from the days where people would get redirected to /b/ for saying and doing things which are now commonplace on the whole site, so I ignore stuff like spoiler newfaggotry.
>>36567503
Some robots here imply that not drinking/smoking/doing drugs is for normies.
Though I absolutely don't care about that and that part of test is what fucks it up as the normie litmus test.
Now I'll try to cross out all things that are not robot-related.
So if a persons score is below 69 you can tell for sure that that person at least had some romantic relationships: held hands/kissed/sex or else. So you could technically call people below 69 a non-robot.
>>36567526
Or with Allah?
64 fucking unpure
86, pretty good Id say
>>36568100
>>36568103
>>36568126
>>36568136
>>36568151
>>36568160
>>36568250
FUCK OFF FROM MY BOARD! I GOT A 97 AT LEAST FUCKING TRY
15
male
30I'll love my ban
>>36568276
don't blame me, i just go with escorts
19, male
Score: 95
I need this put into context though, no idea what it means
>>36568245
>Or with Allah?
NYET.
Male 43
Sex is great but still no gf
>>36564396
Male 41
The thing is I am a normie though. I probably will get married, and I'm graduating with a super wagemaster degree. So you know. I'm still a robot though right?
Male, 15
score: 30
lol, im ruining this site
90. It would be 100 if I wasn't an alcoholic and chronic masturbator.
>>36568304
Means you might just not be normie scum.
What do you think of capitalism?
Male, 22
Score; 16
I know I'm not a robot, but I've been coming here since before this current incarnation of /r9k/
I have sympathy for all you incels and social rejects.
Call me Chad and REEEE all you want, I am a kind person and would help you people if I could.
>>36568387
>and would help you people if I could
>if I could
Have you even tried?
>>36568276
Maybe you should try you fucking failure
>>36568379
And those numbers are the lowest they have ever been in the history of the world, and continue to get better year after year.
Also, we don't live in a capitalist society so stop being a sperg. We obviously live in a society that is a balance between capitalist and socialist ideas that tries (usually successfully or else we wouldn't be here, but sometimes it fails) to take the best aspects from both.
>>36568430
Yeah, how? Give me a step by step guide.
>inb4 be attractive
>inb4 be confident
Male 91
Only got this low because I sexually messaged a girl I met on text chat on omegle through kik, before she saw my face. Also sent a random omegle girl a dick pick once.
I've smoked weed and tobacco once on the same night
The police were called on me and a group of other kids for being too loud, so we just went away and nothing happened
Trust me anonymous people, I'm not a normie, but if you get below 90 you are
>>36568450
Bee yourself
Buddyo
>>36568429
The guy who lives in the basement unit under my apartment has assburgers. I fixed his flooding toilet and broken door. I'm always kind to people who are innocent or disadvantaged. I try to give people confidence boosts if they are lacking.
>>36568387
>I am a kind person
Says who, your fucking mother? GTFO faggot, seriously whether you're baiting or not, stop making yourself look ridiculous.
>Your score: 96
>mfw
>>36568458
>omegle
>girl
I know personally they're guys.
>>36568276
REEEEEEEEEE (muted for 2 seconds because my REEEEEEE wasn't long enough)
>>36564396
Male 95
Masturbated and pissed in public a few times.
>>36568487
>96
What did you pick aside from the masturbation ones?
Male-95
>>36568483
i'm not sure if my mother has explicitly said that about me.
many others have.
sorry life has been a bitch to you, i didn't roll your die though. reeee into your pillow really hard to feel better.
>>36564396
female 80
would have had almost a perfect score if it weren't for all the drugs
>>36568509
Dance without leaving room for Jesus (occasionally, I didn't know what that meant) and a few alcohol ones
>>36564396
Male 92
Too pure for this world.
>>36568515
I'm way too polite to you.
I warned you to not post more or else you would embarrass yourself but here we go. You deserve the punishment you will get now.
>>36564396
I once pissed in the woods next to a petrol station because I didn't want to give them 5 euro. It was 1 after midnight.
Does that count as pissing in public?
Male 63
I'm becoming a normie
>>36564396
Male, 27 years old.
>>36568595
>becoming
You already are one, just fuck off.
>>36568618
I'm here forever
oreganogina
Male, 93 at 21 years old. Doesn't really bother me now. I'm really just waiting for my life insurance suicide policy to take effect anyway. Either that, or I'll just a master's degree on maths or something to cultivate my wizarding prowess.
Male 95
what is my prize?
>>36564396
>95
Got knocked down for wanking, and pissing in a hedge which I guess is public
>>36568638
Then we will torture you forever.
>>36564396
Male-- score 26.
I'm staying right here thankya very much!
By the time I had discovered this place I had already went out and lived a full life. I'm 35 yrs old.
>there are people with a score below 90 who consider themselves robots
Mine is 20.
I like even numbers.
>>36568775
Btw, I'm a male.
I received a 90.
In what universe is masturbation a normie activity?
>>36564396
I don't deny I'm a normie tho, I cone here to laugh.
>>36568489
The way she(?) typed about her life was too authentically girly and situationally solid. It has to be a girl because she said we had to stop sexting after we did it once and said she had an "anxiety attack" later on because of it. Most dudegirls I've come across weren't that convincing. Props if it is a dude though.
I'm still anxious about the pics of me I sent and how likely is it he/she still has them or has sent them to their friends to laugh at me. Don't post pics of yourself anywhere, that shit's forever
>>36564396
Male - 91
Mastubatory virgin forever
i scored 90
>>36564464
Male - 96
I'm over it, but it still hurts at times.
Female - 91
Just fuck my shit up
female
92
>>36568865
Ok did you include your face in there?
Man I'd blackmail you so hard.
95,
I AM ACCENDED
>>36564481
>>36564492
>>36565648
PROOFS!
Especially you >>36565648, young lady.
>>36564396
95 cause I masturbate
Make way for norman
Male 33
>>36568964
>>36568965
You literally cannot be like this unless you're missing your legs or something.
male 23 but the test doesn't even get into some of the weird shit that i've done
>>36564396
Male 85
Vandalism and police were the cause i think. Not much sexualy.
girl, 92
it's because i'm getting my degree in something that only girls go into and i don't do anything after classes except go straight home
>>36569104
>in something that only girls go
What is that? Prostitution?
>>36569124
if that was true, who would gay men go and visit
>>36569133
It's the only one where genitals matter.
>>36564396
Male - 91
>>36569146
how would i get a 92 if i was a prostitute
think really hard - what's the opposite of computer science and engineering? what programs do all the girls go into?
>>36569177
Shit like sewing and texiles. Only gay men and women design clothes.
Male, solid 94
>>36569177
Hair dressing? Nursing?
>>36564396
Male 18
87. I touched some slut's breasts and butt in high school, it's really not impressive in the slightest. We also sexted like 4 times, and she offered to have sex with me a few times although I declined because I'm not willing to be tied to her for 18 years. Although I've lost a shit ton of weight recently, and I've been taking care of myself, so wish me luck.
>>36569196
>solid
I got 97, what did you mark?
>>36569205
yeah, nursing
>>36564396
73
22 almost 23 male
Male 22 yikers
>>36569104
>>36569133
>>36569177
>roleplaying this hard
I hope you're having fun.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHERE DID EVERYTHING GO SO FUCKING WRONG HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>36569254
No, it makes sense. You can't be a nurse unless you can nurse.
>>36568978
m-maybe i did
>>36569254
what do you want, my study notes?
>>36569269
>less than 90
nigga you normie, get the fuck out
>>36569293
How long ago was this?
I'm a pro btw.
>>36569306
Sure, make sure to include your hand or something so we know you're a woman too.
>>36569318
no more info, i've said too much. i don't need you next lvl 4chan hack3rs fucking with my life
>>36569360
Just say it in months. Cause if it was this year I'd expect a message from Rekesh or some other meme name telling you they "found" the pics and expecting a western union transfer by midnight.
>>36564396
97
What does it mean?
Ofjcnd
Male. 88. Drugs and alcohol.
Male 46
Is high or low good?
I scored 23
Im male
>>36569351
ok, there you go
idk why i'm doing this
>>36569437
low is normie
Get out.
Male 94
Basically all i have done is get drunk and masturbate to porn to get 94.
>>36569481
>idk why i'm doing this
To prove a point. Well done, I rest my case.
Could you provide more pictures though? Private reasons.
>>36564396
I got a 95
Male, 24
You fucking austists
>>36569521
no, have a nice day though
>>36569591
Come on, I started a dedicated folder for this.
Male 35. Not bad. Could be a little lower.
>>36569599
what's the folder called?
>>36564898
hahahahaha how naiive can you get? Do the test properly
37
feels pretty good
whats the normie cutoff?
>>36569618
Nurse study notes, it's under "very specific".
I only keep pictures one can't find via google search.
>>36568179
Thank you I love it
49...I thought I was more normie than that...
>>36566512
ketamine bro
female and 75
>>36568037
>MPS
are you illiterate?
it literally defines that for you in the test twice you fuckwit
>>36564396
Male 82 what does it mean
94 and time is ticking
I'm 23 yo male, don't care really at this point, I lack ability to bond with people anyway, I'm focused on working out, studying and watching anime. Would be more but I like shrooms and once a year I drink whisky with my father on new year.
I got a 86
Male ive kissed multiple girls, about 7-8, danced with a ton and thats really it
I just want a gf that i can love and who loves me back and will also fuck me
64
I haven't accomplished much, though.
>95
get fucked, nerds, I have the high score
i only got 98 because i fap to pictures and vvideos
>>36569854
Not so fast, 97
>>36568585 - supernice digits, bro.
No, I think that doesn't count. For me pissing in public means taking a piss somewhere in the streets, or even worse, in the fucking elevator...
Pissing in woods should'n count.
>>36564396
Male 80
Male 93
And I thought I was a fucking normie...
male, 89
i just wanna smoke cigs and jerk off lads
>>36564396
I'm a male and I scored a 9. Purity is for losers
>>36570051
and play vidya. living the dream brother
>>36564396
>92
Sound way too high. Literally all I did is masturbate and get drunk at a family gathering once so I could handle my parents.
>>36564396
M with a 92
Originally original
>>36564396
Male, 48
I'll show myself out
>>36569860
But wait, have you never watched or read porn? That should be 97, then.
>>36569652 look at calculations in >>36568245
>>36569740 fuck you man, as I said, I just didn't even bother to read throughly questions with 'sex' in them.
>>36569867 There's a man on top of this thread who says that his score is 100 but that's probably a lie. How can a 4chan user not masturbate or even ever read or watch porn.
>>36570047 clearly not normie, but this is a purity test, not robot test. You may be weird/cyborg-tier.
>>36564396
did she really start working at hooters
Male 96
Origami
Your score:
97
>>36570191
>posting this autistically
really? i know where we are but c'mon
>>36570147
It counts down anon.
>>36570251
next time I'll use leddit markup
mkay
lad?
>>36564396
Male, 42
I'm awful with women, but I look good and that's all that matters to women when you're drunk. Been with over 10 women who I met in a night; some in relationships. Porn has made a monster out of me and the worst feeling is having to crush the emotions I feel after I slept with them knowing that I meant nothing else.
Sexuality is what shows you the true nature of humanity. We're all disgusting and no one is really a "good person".
Robot or not, it never gets better
>>36570280
You poor guy. Im sorry you had to go through that. Im sure the sex was ok but the emotional drain just sounds awful.
male,88
i thought i was purer this is sad
Girl 20yo
47
Ayy bois
I honestly thought it would be lower.
>>36564396
35 yo male : 96
I had to check spent a night with MPS although I never actually touched a woman, but hey, that happened.
>>36570273
or you could just recognise that no one gives a shit about your opinion and not blogpost replies to every post in the thread?
cool?
cool
>>36570534
No one gives a shit about your opinion about nobody giving a shit about my opinion.
That's the whole point of anonymous imageboard!
(and you contradicted yourself right at the moment when you gave me 2 (You)'s)
>>36564396
Male 86
>>36570630
>he cares about (You)s
Be less mad you autistic shit
>>36570337
The emotional drain is necessary. I've been crushed by roasties before because I felt something after.
>>36570844
Hmmm... Do you even understand that by replying to me you are giving a shit?
Look how you are actually the only one in this thread giving a shit about my opinion, at the same time saying
>could just recognise that no one gives a shit about your opinion
That was the point. Now you gave a shit three times in a row and that's great at proving my point.
>>36570912
*tips fedora
Good work showing him how not-autistic you are
>>36570938
*tips fedora back
Nothing personal, kid.
Girl (male)
94
R8
Male 73
Never had sex or been in a relationship but my score is surprisingly high I guess.
>>36571061
Do you still have a feminine penis?
>>36564396
Bitch please, I'm a 92 and a male, I'm as far from a normie as it gets, the only sexual thing besides porn and masturbation I could check off was bestiality, and theres no fucking way that makes you MORE of a normie.
>>36571090
Yes. But it's not functional anymore :3I only can get a boner
>>36564396
What the fuck.
I made this thread on /pol/ earlier and you copied my format + picture. Give credit to me now or delet this
>>36564946
ahahahahaha wtf???
>>36564396
Male 89
Everyone under 80 has to leave this board
>>36571203
Oregino agreement.
>>36571203
>more people under 80 than over 80 in this thread
we're not the ones who have to go chump
Surely not ALL of these low scores people are getting are just people lying, is there really THIS MANY normies roleplaying as losers on this board? its no wonder I never felt as much at home in this shithole as I thought I should, your all fucking normies or failed normies at best who don't know the first thing about being a robot.
100-90: Robot
90-80: Failed normie
Below 80: REEEEEEEEEEEE95 M here
>>36571372
That's just another alert to what this board have become
In the early days i came here to talk about my feels and feel save to be around people like me
It was a safe place where i felt home
Today /r9k/ is infected with normie scum who tries forcing memes and pretends to have suicidal thoughts
You need to realize that normalfags like you who are capable of being comfortable around females and even seducing them to have sex don't belong here
20 yo male. First time on /r9k/ with a score of 93. Am I allowed to stay?
18
27M
How the fuck did I get here this isn't /pol/
>>36571558
Yes my brother, you are among family.
64, male,
Is that bad?
95 that's an a right?
>>36571142
That's pretty hot.Where do you live?
Original comment
>>36571550
Why don't we belong here?
/r9k/ is your personal clubhouse to REEE in
>>36564396
93. How the fuck are people getting scores lower than this? Only things I've done on the list are masturbation and getting drunk.
>>36564396
Male - 68
Everything I checked was with 1 girl and she was fat, mentally ill and eventually left me. She was the only girl who was into me. I still miss her sometimes
>>36571726
>being able to talk to a female ever
GET OUT YOU FUCKING FAILED NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>36564396
Male 89, fuck you captcha why would i need to give a shit if my comment is original or not.
>>36564396
20 yr Male
Score of 36
Guess I'm a normie
>>36571735
I thought she was a lesbian, that's the only reason I was able to talk to her in the first place.
Also
>Not being an orbiter to a roastie who will turn you down for chad
GET OUT YOU FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Male 89
anything below 80 is objectively normie tier
>>36564396
Male - 45
>>36564481
Dude
>Male
>age: 21
>Rice Score: 35
>>36564396
>http://ricepuritytest.com
Female - 80
>>36571787
Your not a orbiter if you had sex with her you dumb fuck, and you clearly could still talk to her AFTER you found out she wasn't a lesbian to the point of getting into a relationship of some kind with her, IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN CAPABLE OF A RELATIONSHIP YOU ARE NOT A NORMIE
>>36571864
not a robot* STOP TRIGGERING MY AUTISM AND MAKING ME MISTYPE
>>36564396
93
Just the masturbating and porn bullshit
>>36564396
Male 94
someone save me
Male 18 yo, 87
Never kissed someone on the lips
>>36571668
Not in US, my lad
>>36571880
>unironically fitting the stereotype from a comic from years ago
wew lad
Male 80
havent even had sex.
propably got all the points from masturbating, using drugs and running from the cops
No, i didnt do them all at the same time.
46.... desu I was too ashamed to answer 2 of them. So it should be lower.
>>36571989
Oh and I'm 20 by the way so it could go as low as the single digits as I get older.
>>36564396
Male, 91. I don't know if writing small text on tables in school counts as vandalism but I ticked it anyway.
Female - 19
:* You'll all die alone.
>>36572066
>>36571844
damn son, you're worse than i am
>>36571923
Yousure you're not just lying to me?
It's pretty easy to lie on the internet. ;)
>>36571960
oh shit the fucking roastie flying away holy fuck that got me. 10/10
>>36567249
You're still consenting to being on 4chan. That's not an excuse.
Anyway:
>Male
>44
girl - score of 97
Hmmmmmmmmmm
>>36571960
This is too perfect 10/10
Who on here is actually a 50 year old wraith though, that'd be hardcore. If it were true you got powers from virginity I would give up on women.
Magical powers > women
47
xd
Male.
>>36572181
I'm sure in my life in 3rd world country.
Male
47
21 years old
>>36572333
You're trans in a 3rd world country?
Godspeed, anon. Must be rough.
>>36572385
Pretty easy being young in Moscow desu
Female and 95 :,(. I'm such a loser. The only boxes I checked were for masturbation and alcohol (though I've only had sips of my boss's Miller Lite
>>36572412
>though I've only had sips of my boss's Miller Lite
is that a euphemism for something?
>>36564396
Female 88
>>36572411
Moscow? Doesn't Russia hate the gays and what have you?
>>36564396
male 92
just for weed
Eh, I'm good!
>>36564396
>http://ricepuritytest.com
93
nice
i m 23
>>36572464
A lot of people actually ""hate"" gays with no reason, but this's related to education level. There's also not a healthy atmosphere.
>>36564396
Male 16 - I'm afraid I used to be a normie
>>36572459
let s become normies together
Reee, she lives 2300kms away from.me and we
Male 58
>>36572637
Fuck me, I meant to say "am I doing well?"
>>36572612
>There's also not a healthy atmosphere.
There's not a good nightlife you can find where people might be cool with you, or some kind of social group you can join?
>>36564396
male 91, fuck me literally
Gender - Male
Score - 40
>tfw 86
>>36568379
Fuck off with the constant shilling.
>>36564396
male, 19, 91 score. fuck me I wish I was pure now. I want to feel special :(
Choked the chicken.
Male// 95 originale
>>36564396
Why not? This ok my fellow comrades?
90 you fucking normie redditors
Male 97. I marked down urinated in public only because I used to drink a lot of juice during family road trips.
>>36573157
no
fuk off normie
awwavdasasfasdgasdg
>>36573188
Fuck, I meant 96 instead of 97.
>>36573188
sure u havent masturbated ok
>>36573236
I forgot to mention that I masturbate, but I just wanted to justify why I pissed myself.
>>36564396
Male, 33;
Your score:5
checked all but 3 or 4 boxes....
Male, 13. I take it lower numbers are bad.
>scored 88
>am male 18
am I a faggot /r9k/?
>>36564396
>http://ricepuritytest.com
Male, 78
is lower better or higher?
>>36564466
this
76
>>36564396
Male 89
Kissed one girl, masturbate frequently and done some drugs
>>36564396
>96
Masturbation and alcohol. Only friends we need.
>>36564396
Male - 94
/r9k/ is infested with normies. Moot needs to delete this board again.
>>36569481
unbiten nails
>>36573634
i honestly think this board is 90% normies and i dont know why they are here
>>36564396
96
beat that
Male 95. I realized how fucked up my life is. I cant even talk to a girl (can but there is nothing to talk about)
24
female
i lead an exciting life in high school
>tfw 99
Only one i checked was danced without leaving room for Jesus
>>36564396
Male - 94
Feels good to be pure
>>36564396
Male 97
The only ones I had done was masturbate, masturbate to picture/video and seen sexual content or whatever it was
69 - male
>>36573870
>he danced lewdly with someone
Get the fuck out normal scum.
>>36564396
Your score:
44
lower than i thought, having a realtionship for 2 years made a difference
>>36564396
Male - 99
im gonna go die alone though.
Is lower more pure?
>>36564396
F 28
Am I a slut now?
50
had sex and shit and done marijuana/tobacco but only ever been with one and still am
>>36574293
yes
origigigigiginale
>>36564396
question while I'm taking the test, regarding the box that says " Sent a sexually explicit text or instant message," does role playing with a stranger from a site similar to omegle count?
Male 91. I'm pure, but at what cost?
>>36564644
Same here, 96. It's just because of masturbating.
>>36574925
yes it does. no it doesnt. why do you care
Male - 95
Guess I'm still in the game.
>>36564396
male 86 all drug and alcohol related
>>36564396
male....96
every day is a nightmare,
please god, end my pain
male 89
I literally checked off everything for masturbation. I got bonus points for jacking off with an inanimate object (Onahole). The wildest thing I've done was jerk off in the back of a moving RV while the rest of my family (five people) were fully awake, and doing other things. Usually I don't do that type of shit, but going two weeks without masturbation pushed me to the limit.
>>36575216
purity isn't pain, purity will alow you to channel meme magic
Female - 98
>>36564466
Male, 88, exact same reasons as you, friend. I like to "self treat"
male, 73 mangggg
Not as bad as I thought
>>36564527
male 89 as well, marijuana and masturbating checked
>>36564396
Female - 97.
This is baaaaad.
Male 91
What's the point, I can just feel somebody laughing at me behind my back
Male 93
What a fucking surprise
26,male (male), 97. My time in purgatory will be very limited.
>>36564396
Male 88
trouble with the police(doing drugs coz suicidal depression) and doing drugs brought it down a bit.
>>36564396
19
Did I do okay? oreganalio
>>36565670
In the right place my friend
>>You are a ROBOT
>>36564464
Same here.
Male 33, but I haven't had even a kiss in over 4 years and everything was with the same person.
It feels like I'm cheating.
>>36564396
male. 96. wtf
>>36564481
Normie get off here
fembot 31
Male 94.
I belong here
I don't understand? I guess it's because I went on one (1) date?
Male 91
whatever really, not that interested anyways
>tfw 96
>watching porn and have authority issues is the only reason I didn't score 100
Just kill me
I got 15. Am I even allowed to post here anymore?
24 years old
25
Married the first girl I fucked.
male 13
>>36565430
male-91
why is being pure bad
21 yo male
78
what the fuck does that mean?