The Sex Staircase

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i hate seeing it like this. know I'm on level 9 and sitting at the bottom of the stairs while there are literally millions of 12 year old chads dancing at the top of the stairs.

ITS NOT FAIR

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>>36563588
In middle school, a girl hugged me. I can't actually remember who or under what circumstances, but I'm pretty sure it happened. Probably. Right?

Yeah I'll be breathing in all those memes at the bottom there,

Zero

But it was like 8 years ago and she broke my heart. I haven't been near another vagina since.

I'm still a spergy robot tho

>>36563588
Kiss with lips. It was when I was a few years younger

>>36563588
Three weeks ago I went from 9 to 0 in an hour.
AMA

>>36563669
you finally got the courage to pay a prostitute or gay sex?

>>36563669
How much money did she cost?

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on the normie 0

will answer whatever questions there might be or just GTFO if that is general consensus

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>>36563646
>>36563648
>>36563669
why are you faggots even here? you are just low-tier non-chads trying to get a self esteem boost from us robots.

how the fuck do we solve the normie problem?

Level 10 since I had to hold hands with girls for my year 8 dance.

>>36563701
it is
bye bye my guy

>>36563699
>>36563700
Zero dollars excluding gas money. Met nerd girl from tinder, we talked for months, finally went to go meet her and we fugged. Currently dating.
>>36563702
Nigga I'm a 300lb suicidal landwhale, I'm not even close to Chad.

Level 11. Literally where GODS reside

>>36563588
What level is skype sex?

Level 2.

So close, yet so far.

I'm 26 btw.

>>36563728
>"Nerd girl"
Kek there are bewfags who believe this. >>>/Out/
Also don't come back here crying about how women are evil when she inevitably fucks you over

>>36563742
Basically a glorified version of watching porn videos, so pretty low. I'd say around level 7

>>36563758
It was pretty intimate. We both masturbated at the same time and talked while we did it.

>>36563702
OOOOOH I HAD SEX ONCE

I'M SO COOL AND BETTER THAN ALL U LOOSERS HAAAHA

No, you cocksucker. Just because I got lucky once doesn't suddenly make me any less of a social reject. Sex is meaningless and changes nothing.

>>36563749
I mean she's a huge fucking weeb, like /jp/ tier.
>Also don't come back here crying about how women are evil when she inevitably fucks you over
No promises.

Level 8

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>>36563778
that sounds almost exactly like something a normalfag would say

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>>36563778
>Just because I got lucky once doesn't suddenly make me any less of a social reject
you're right, you're not welcome here normie

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>>36563588

That staircase should be leading up to wizard status with all the labels reversed. It's truly something to strive for.

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>>36563723
i will miss the greentext stories. goodbye my good man

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>>36563847
greentext stories are a dying breed unfortunately
really you'll only be missing out on shit like trap threads and "fembot feels"
but it's the principal of the thing you know?
glad things ended amicably

>>36563588
I started at the top then fell all the way down

>>36563588
Im 11 with non-familial members.

However, i have hugged my 6 year old neice but i dont think that counts since im not a pedo. his would make me a 9, however.

>>36563588
About 11.
What about those who haven't had any interaction with the opposite sex?

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I got to level six with a girl on beach. We both got decently drunk and just made out in ocean. It was pretty hot and felt really nice. My brother hooked me up with girl and she said she got really horny when she was drunk.

I was 17 at the time and she was a couple of years older than me. It was really a fun and hope i get a qt gf soon...

>>36563702
stop giving them (you)s
refer to them indirectly and condescendingly.

Everything from every level multiple times, but I'm still empty inside.

T. Cyborg

12
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>>36563766
dude take what you can get because i dont even consider that a 7.

Meet the bitch you faggot.

>>36563830
i laughed at this image for a second but then it hurt

its only 5 more years.

>>36563588
Well I went to a party once in my life because a "friend" dragged me there and I ended up really drunk kissing (with tongue) with a really drunk girl. She started avoiding me right after and eventually fled the party. I think she was crying but my "frind" who talked to her didn't want to tell me. Now I don't know if I'm a normalfag for kissing a girl or a social retard for fucking this up so hard I possily made her cry from kissing.

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>>36563588
Level 11. I'm 34 years old.

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>>36563611
>tfw I lost my virgin card at 13

>>36563911
thats a 12 but i dont believe you exist.

Do you have a mother? Ok, lets be more reasonable and discount that unless youve got an oedipus complex. Did you go to school? Unless it was an all boys school then youve spoken to a girl in some capacity.

>>36563790
>Met girl on tinder
>S-she's interesting guys I swear
Shameful. Throwing away your puroty for such a vapid and utterly useless echo of a man (((female)))

>>36563983
That's what I'm saying, I'm an 11. I was just curious about OP's chart.

>>36564117
gotta make sure to protect your puroty, m8

if mother counts, im on 0, if not, im on 10

>unironically at 11
fuck my life

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>if mother counts, im on 0

Sex changes nothing. You'll only realize this after having sex and remaining the unhappy son of a bitch you've always been.

It's not like a magic pill that fixes everything. Sex is fun but ultimately changes nothing at all.

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sadfrog level 1 with two different people

my first experience was with a girl who's really religious. she was curious about sexual stuff and i was a meek nice guy type who was available and wouldn't push her past her comfort zone. she seemed to have a kind of checklist of stuff she wanted to try mostly light bdsm stuff she really got off on cunnilingus and having me slap her ass. we both came and even cuddled afterwards but she started to avoid me after that, and it was only after we did all that that i started to like her.

my second time was with a gay guy. he said he liked me i told him no thanks, and then he offered to blow me and my teenage urge to orgasm took over. he was so enthusiastic and considerate at first, urging me to take clothes off and kissing me all over. i was really uncomfortable and couldn't get off, i just sat there letting him do what he wanted until it was over he had kind of a thing for balls and abs. after he came once he could tell i was regretting it, but he was very pushy and ended up cumming two more times and doing anything he could get away with. i avoided him for a few days and our friendship kind of broke apart after that

>>36563702
How bout this one... I'm married to a 9/10 and have two children that everyone goes nuts about. Self esteem boost is worthless to me. Just like being here

>>36563588
11 if taking blood and getting a haircut doesn't count

>>36563702
>get lucky
>had sex 5+ years ago at the end of hs
>still a loser neet shut in
fight me

>>36563588
I fucked a hooker but ive only done 2 of those steps

>>36563588
11
I talked with a girl online for a while a few years ago, even called her a few times. pretty much only that desu.

Sex, anal sex, wax play, tail plugs, blindfolding, tying

So dunno, -5 or so

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>>36563588
Holy fuck I'm level 11. kill me someone.

>>36563588
1.

>tfw so close yet so far

I was at 8 until really recently too

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>>36563588
Feels good to be a zero

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>tfw level 9
Who here /turbochad/?

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>>36564729
>Who here /turbochad/?
Right here friendo, also level 9 - not too much but still something.

9

1 if with same gender

Not gay btw.

> 0
> only ever paid for sex

Yep I'm a loser

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0

I've had a gf and shit I'm a normie.

Nice doubles op

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>10

Where my 5+5 robots at

10 with real women, 0 with prostitutes.

>>36563588
8 because its a tradition to kiss our people male or female on cheeks after not seeing them for a while.

>>36563588
1. Can I still be a wizard?

>>36563588
Fuck this chart to hell and back it triggers me more than the Virgin Walk, I'm a fucking 11

this is an awful image and an awful thread