ITT: Things that are preventing you from being Chad

>Things that are preventing you from being Chad
Well I'm a tranny, that's probably as far from chad as possible

>>36562289
>5'7''
>hair starts receding
>big forehead
>hairy overall body (but I trim it often so doesn't really matter)
>acne on my back

>>36562289
>>As a kid I disected small animals I killed for fun
you are a sociopath, please kill yourself

ITT: everyone making excuses instead of admitting the real reason. There is only one correct answer:

>I'm not Chad because I don't want to be, I want to be a miserable failure

>>36562289
Is he some kind of shitskin?

>>36562289
killing n dissecting small animals, fuck u greasy virgin, die in a fire

>>36562491
There is only one correct answer:

>I'm not Chad because I'm not being myself and ugly

>>36562475
lmfao
is so original

>>36562533
Being a Chad is a choice. Being a robot is a choice. You chose to be a robot.

Laziness and depression. Also eat good food and sleep is better than sex in my opinion, this is so good...

>>36562289
> 5'9" while also being mostly of Northern European ancestry
> Don't have a manly face, prominent nose, forehead, very manly eyes and eyebrows but small jaw and weak chin
> Greasy jew hair that makes my head massive when cut short
> Borderline autistic, socially inept, severe ADHD, spineless coward
> Can have good hygiene but eventually I become a disgusting lazy sloth without strong discipline
> The worst possible voice, combination of incomprehensible thick Aussie accent and weak Alto-Soprano voice

>>36562289
>5'11''
>long thick lucious black hair that i am very proud of since i put a lot of time and effort in it
>strong voice after i took vocal lessons very proud of this one too
>lazy as all fucking shit
>hispanic/white
>can eat as much as i want no problemos
>reads comments of depressed robots during work hours for self self aggrandisement and self amusement

btw there is nothing wrong with killing small animals you shouldn't even have listed it, you are making it sound like it's a flaw??

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>5'9 but I live in a place where it's mostly asians and that's average and not lol manlet tier.
>look exactly like pic related
>get checked out and occasionally approached by females in public
>too scared/beta to do anything about it
As soon as females sniff the betaness, they dry up like the Sahara

>>36562289
can a chad really be 5'10" tho?

>>36562289
Uh, why has nobody set off the Lunk Alarm?

>>36562289
My brother is 5'9" and he's alpha as fuck and I doubt everything else you described is as bad as you think. I bet you're actually a good person and I believe you have power to sort yourself out, anon.

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>>36562289
I'm tired of faggots complaining about being 5'9". I would kill a man to be that height.

>5'6"
>filipino/white mongrel
>bitchy voice
>babyface
>no friends
>social anxiety

I am 180cm tall, have a 6.4 inch dick and a decent face so I think I could be one if I felt like it.

Good goys. Embrace your failure

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>>36562289
so basically you not doing shit in your life is preventing you from doing shit? well hey enlisting is a good idea as they will make a man out of you if you dont quit.

>>36563710
>also flip/white
>somehow turn out 6'4
too bad the only thing i can think about is being a cute boi grass is always greener huh

>>36563710
You sound like a qt, send pics now.

>No friends
>Introvert
>Mental issues
You fags will never know how fucking horrible is to have "Chad looks"(I am just fit and not a manlet ffs) while being a robot.

>wtf is wrong with him does he think he is too much to talk to us
>Yeah, he is not even THAT hot what an asshole.
Yet those stupid old hags still try to start meaningless conversations every time at the office for the last 2 years.
Guess the cake myth was true after all.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC11PW1Gl0t6UGWxdGa7WyQw/videos
This chads mixed race, not good looking and 5'8'' and still pulls tons of pussy
The key is to act like you don't even know what insecurity is and just act like you love life
Women have a hard time seeing you as beta, if you can convince them that you truly don't believe you are and just act like someone who enjoys life and having fun

>>36563999
Actually the confident short guy is not a bad persona at all, it's intriguing when pulled off correctly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovrKFX4F7MA
Go to 1 minuet in. This ''manlet'' is a real genuine chad
Fuck off with your propaganda /rwhinek/

Socially awkward, thats literally all.

Maybe also being too skinny, not sure.

>intp
end.

>>36563510
Obviously. Chad can be any height that's not abnormal. A midget or circus freak can't be Chad.

>>36563710
How many girls have you fucked? Should be easy for you.

Ayyyy gyno bro.
On mobile so green text is annoying.

Gyno,
super strait edge because born again christian.
Have like 4 friends, and am in a long distance relationship with a girl I met on normie book.

Loud/unclear noises make me unnecessarily anxious

20 years old, still live with parents and have only had one job.

Obsessive personality.

And last I think is a fetish for femdom/feet that I'm too puss to tell my gf about because she's really conservative and submissive.

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>>36562289
nothing
except myself

Extreme anger and hatred towards my ex that clouds my mind all day and eats away at me.

>autistic
>social anxiety
>depression
>ugly face
>bad eyesight
>INTP
>only friends I have are my cousin's friends
>6'1" in the tallest part of the tallest country

>fat
>autistic

Apart from these I'm basically a chad

>>36562289
JESUS, are you me 6 years ago? The only thing that has changed is the age and skin is not acne ridden (good diet helps anon).

>>36562289
I'm either going to become Chad or kill myself. Nothing is stopping me. I'm white, 6 feet tall and not ugly. I only lack self control. If I can somehow stop being a lazy piece of shit I think I can do it, assuming social skills are something it's possible to actually learn when you're in your 20s.

>5'5"
>120lbs
>thin bone structure
>cant grow beard
>little body hair
>small feet
>small hands
>no deep voice
>painfully shy

>acne
>big nose
>mouth herpes
>200 cm 70 KG
>Pearly penile Papules

>>36562289

just my own self perception.

>Literally nothing but my severe depression.

>>36562289
>Autism
>Bullying reduced my self-esteem to zero
All the fake Chad account tinder threads are horseshit, no girl actually agrees to meet up and goes through with it if you just look good.

>>36563777
No one's dying for Bernstein here trips. Sorry.

>>36562289
>free will doesen't exist
/thread