Dirty Fujoshis!

Where the fuck were girls like you when I was getting beaten up by bullies?

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>>36561701
A girl like me would probably have spied on the action and shlicked as you were getting beat up. I was rather prone to dropping my spaghetti in front of cute guys so I rarely actually talked to them lol.

>>36561701
They were reading shitty slash fanfics they'd print out and trade at lunch.
>tfw I sat at the same lunch table with a gaggle of them for 6 years.

>tfw no perverted fujo gf that jerks me off to trap yaoi doujins

>>36561660
I think my mom is a fujoshit I saw BL on her tablet and she covered it up real quick

>tfw more turned on by the thought of being beaten up than the thought of a girl putting her tits on me after

>>36561701
Don't fall for the vaginal Jew's tricks anon
She just wants attention, nothing else. Women don't actually have fetishes

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>>36561798
I knew girls like that. One would read yaoi in the middle of class and at lunch she'd always sperg out about Naruto's tight ass or Deidara eating pussy with his hand-tongues. I had a ladyboner for Kabuto.

>>36561831
My mom has asian ladyboy porn on her computer and BDSM novels by Anne Rice.

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>>36561831
Your mom has some good taste.

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>>36561834
Do you get off to the thought of the bullies making fun of your tiny cock and gangbanging your asshole afterwards? One time I saw a video of a dude getting his pubes set on fire by bullies, that was hot.

>>36561935
>Do you get off to the thought of the bullies making fun of your tiny cock
No this just makes me feel ashamed of myself

>and gangbanging your asshole afterwards?
This is pretty arousing, especially since it would probably be excruciating since I'd be bruised and sore

>>36561660
I want to watch a man fuck my bf and cum in him desu

I want to peg a straight man. My fingers are too small to rub the prostate properly so maybe a big dildo will do the job.

Seriously though, aren't minions kinda hot in a way? They're so innocent and clueless, I would love to see them get corrupted. Like, maybe Gru could create some sort of sex machine to fuck them for hours on end and teach them the wonders of orgasms. I bet their jizz would be yellow and taste like bananas.

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Why do they like bananas so much, anyways? You just KNOW these little fuckers would be great at deepthroating. Imagine Gru covering his dick in a banana peel to trick the minions into thinking they're gonna eat a banana but then it's his dick and they have to suck it.

sticking the smurfs up in your twat and making them all die when you have sex and the man's huge dick crushes them all and the jizz drowns any survivor

>>36562134
Smurfs aren't real, idiot.

>>36562159
You're not real, idiot.

The other day I tricked a man into thinking his oneitis was sending him nudes and then I shlicked to it for like two days straight. He was a really cute guy and his desperation turned me on. He was SO HAPPY.

>>36562022
*Rides up*
M'lady

>>36562195
It was his fault for falling for such an obvious ploy, anyways. Like yo dude, you got no proof I'm the oneitis and you didn't even bother looking up the pics I sent on tineye. He was all like "Oh Mandy, I've been masturbating over you for a decade, you have the most beautiful pussy I've ever seen" and then sent wonderful wonderful dick pics. He was uncircumcised. Circumcision is gross and for the jews. Fuck jews.

>>36562195
Why don't you just ask strangers from here for dick pics? You wouldn't have to bother doing all that.

>>36562426
Because random dick pics aren't hot. It's all about the context.

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Women are indeed degenerates beings

>>36561660
>Make money as a couples intimacy councelor
>Get to be in bed with them and watch/guide them have sex, ostensibly to help them have a better love life

I fucking love my job.

>>36561660

Wow you're actually the mom from moral orel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8TvVg56V1o

>>36563398
More stories pls friend

>>36563398
How did you even get that job? Yes, please give us some stories. I desperately need to shlick.

>>36563554

>be a girl
>call yourself 'intimacy counselor'

IT'S JUST. THAT. EASY.

I kinda get off on cuckoldry. Imagining cute men banging chicks who aren't me gets me off in a weird, guilty way. It's that type of orgasm that makes you feel kinda lousy afterwards.

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>>36563574
Did you ever climb in bed with the couples and have threesomes?

Are fudanshis allowed too?

>>36563688
yeah sure why not

post lewd stuff

>>36563706
>tfw your bf fists your asshole roughly and fucks you afterwards when you're all loose and sloppy
I'd love to have a fujoshi watch us desu

fujoshis please describe your lewd fantasies to me and i will enact them IRL with my femboy

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>tfw all these horny fembots shlicking
It's a shame I'm the only dyke on this board but this is pretty hot regardless

>>36563794
stick ants in his bunghole and kill them all with your dick

>>36563326
There are no women in this thread. Just a bunch of larping faggots cyberjerking eachothers tiny cocks.

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Perverted girls are cute! CUTE!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGocqaK8_UE

dude mega man zero in this video is hot as shit

he's so cocky

unf

and also long blond hair is reminiscent of nordic gods and those are hot too, minus the muscle shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGocqaK8_UE&t=6s

>>36563969
Muscles are hot, bara husbandos are best.

>>36563832
get raped you dyke cunt

>>36563872
>larping
So, they're trannies?

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>>36564028
I like it better when they're skinny and have a little bit of muscle but not a ton. They gotta look kinda lanky, like Loki in the movies.

>>36564078
Lesbian rape is hot.

>>36563583
So, you're a cuckquean?

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*froths at the mouth with lust*

>>36564107
Mildly. If I got cucked too often the bad feels would pile up and I'd become a bitter unpleasant bitch. It's complicated.

>>36563832
>You will never corrective rape a lesbian roastie
Feels bad man

>>36563583
>It's that type of orgasm that makes you feel kinda lousy afterwards.
I always feel that way afterwards. And before.

And sometimes during.

>>36564088
Bishies are hot too. But I'm a literal turbofag when it comes to men. Skinny, muscular, chubby, all good.

>>36564199
>fag
r u a boi?

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how do i get a rotten gf so we can be fujoshit lesbians and LARP our yaoi fantasies

>>36564287
that's just gay sex you dumb tranny

>>36564216
Yup yup. Fudanshi reporting in.

>>36564078
I would, but where would I find a Amazonian gf to do the raping?

handsome japanese businessman pisses his pants in middle of business meeting and is ashamed yet aroused

One time I knew a really, really hot guy. Tall, lanky, babyface, 10 foot long dingdong, forest of pubes, typically wore a leather jacket. One time he ate too many burritos and he shat his pants at work and was crying over it and it was cute.

I want to go to ireland and peek up men's kilts so I can see their junk

>>36564853
That's Scotland anon

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>>36561660
This thread is kinda cringey with all the women getting hot and bothered with BL but the excitement and enthusiasm of you girls is pretty cute.

I'd totally marry one of you

Stop buying my fucking comiket doujins
The money is good but holy fuck, the nip girl I would ask to sell my stuff said she doesn't want to it anymore and as a non-naijin I don't want to risk getting identified as a man(a straight man for that)
Polite sage.

>>36565236
post your work, is it BL?

>>36561855
Do girls really like the rude megane type?

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>>36565328
Dude, YES. Megane boys are the hottest. Glasses are fucking adorable.

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Men with glasses make my vagina frothy.

What does squirt juice taste like?

>>36566584
I've never squirted but I assume either like normal pussy juice or piss.

>>36566584
Tastes like piss and pussy.