Uhh, can you guys think of a non meme way to make $100 by the

>>36561406
beg your family members

Flip burgers and make that in a day or two you fucking moron

Take your shit to the pawn shop.

>>36561450
I don't have those.

Originally, I don't. It is just me in this world desu.

>>36561406
sell your iPhone

>>36561459

I lost my job last month and I've been looking for a new once since, brother.

Sell your plasma, its like blood donation except you can do it more often

Sell that boipucci to an old man on craigslist

>>36561406
sell some shit

you probably dont think you have shit to sell but you do

when times get tough you gotta do what you gotta do famalam

>>36561466
Are you a girl or a dude? Where do you live?

>>36561406
buy alcohol for minors

charge them twice the actual cost

go on omegle or some such sugar daddy site and say youll pay but before you do you need a live pic for proof that she's a female and not a male

You will then get a timestamped pic of some roastie

go back to omegle or some such sugar baby website, and use that pic to advertise yourself as a fembot who wants to sell herself for money

Easily within a month you can make 100$. Guys can't really report it and won't.

>>36561460

I'm on an old Dell with really esoteric V/A cords. I'm not going to get shit for that.

>>36561485
This. It's time to make a trip to the pawn shop op

>>36561406
Donate plasma
Where I live its 50 the first time, 75 two times after that and 25 each tme after that, limited to twice a week

>>36561489
is me

actually do this: >>36561476

I did this, donated plasma TWICE in a week, they gave me $135 just for those two sessions

it's kind of a pain in the ass, but they load the money onto a card which you can use at any ATM to withdraw as cash

>>36561406
Suck my dick and I'll give you it. Where you live?

>>36561506
surely you have $100 worth of shit laying around. DVD player? tv? game systems?

RE: Plasma people, can I do that with such short notice? Don't I need to go through some hoops to prove I don't have AIDS or some shit?

>>36561406
Suck dicks desu

>>36561540
No. Unless laws changed the plasma you get paid for donating doesn't even go into people.

>>36561527
>>36561487

I'm a dude in WA.

>>36561557

I have a horrible, horrible fear of needles but I guess I have no choice.

>>36561538
Nah, brother. It wasn't long ago that I finally saved up enough to get a place.

>>36561406
Panhandle

>>36561626
I feel like that could get in the way of me getting a job if I'm seen. :/

gustavo is this you

Go suck dick.
I'm not joking, go suck dick for money.
If you're a dude, go on Grindr and suck an older guys dick.
If you're a chick, go on Craigslist, Gumtree or the street corner.

>>36561500
This tbqh lol

>>36561563
If you lived in MN I'd give you $100 to clean my apartment.

>>36561406
You should probab;ly suck a dick or something because hey let's face it, it's better than beeing homeless

>contemplating sucking dick to pay your rent
K e k
WAGEKEKS EVERYONE
Neets win again

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>>36561626
What does that mean? He's not going to work in fucking Florida.

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Sucks 400 cocks for a quarter each. You could easily do that in a couple of days.

>>36562971
It means ask for money on the side of the street.