I need help robots?, how do i respond?

You too.
This is as original as it gets

>>36560817
i just got this message from a girl i havent talked to since middle school

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>>36560817
i just said i kinda miss everybody from My middle school

how bad did i fuck up bros?

"Begone roastie whore"

>>36560923
i missed fucking your sister lmao

If dubs say "Bitch I miss nuttin on those muhfuckin' titties"

>>36560817

Question. Why do you want to respond? (think carefully)

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>>36560923
>>36560817
You already fucked up. Luckily for you I am The Roastie whisperer. How did she respond? Let's savage this.


Also, is your facebook pic fucking Bobby Hill?

>>36561000
nice trips also yes and she responded asking if i knew her friend who went to the same high school as me

>>36560817
>thanks
10/10 OP
Should've replied "no"

>>36561054
now shes asking me if i remeber people from middle school

>>36561085
"not really, mainly only you"
lets see what happens

>>36561085
Post the chat here, baka

>>36560817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfk_1SFllsU

>>36561085
don't do this OP
orignana

Assert your dominance. Who cares about the girl, right? Just say: "So come over and let's get drunk and fuck?" Girls go crazy for this shit.

>>36561909
This post really made me question how little this board knows about charming women

You tell her no but you imply you do, every time a woman wants reassurance you jokingly criticize her but make her feel you mean the opposite. The best things are said without words.

>>36561949
as long as you're not an ugly fuck it's fine for college girls. i did this so many times in college and never had problems getting laid.

>>36561909
this line has a low success rate. only works well if a lot more attractive than them

Ask her "what do you want"?

If you haven't seen her since middle school you'll cut through the bullshit and likely catch her off guard since she's likely trying to swindle you into something

She called you bro
You don't have a chance m80

send her a dick pic you fucking idiot... she clearly wants the d

>>36560817
>i missed you bro
>t-thanks
what were you thinking?

>>36563144
thinking i was funny, thats how i reply to stuff

>>36563183
fair enough but if they don't know you're sense of humour they might just think you seem uninterested in conversation

I missed your cute butt.

>>36560817
Don't. Just give up. That's what I'd do. You know if someone would actually message me like that.

>>36563439
Say this
ourabora

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>>36561988
>as long as you're not an ugly fuck it's fine for college girls
You do you know what board you're on, right?

Just say "how's life" you fucking autist

>>36560817
>I've missed you bro
>Thanks

KEK

Lad, just do whatever feels natural, you'll be alright