>like a girl >do nothing

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>>36559146
>like a girl
>she gives me the "it's not you it's me"

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>like a boy
>masturbate to the thought of him railing my ass every night

>>36559146
You can't fail if you never try, just look what happens when you do >>36559167

You'll thank yourself later.

>>36559146

>like girl
>ask her out
>she says no and tries to just stay friends
>say "suuuuure" really sarcastically
>never speak to her again

>your just too weird for me anon
>we should just be BFFs

>>36559146
>make eye contact with qt grill a few times
>fall in love
>do nothing
>get panic attacks whenever i see them
this has happened like 6 times in the last year wtf is wrong with me

>>36559188
so being a lonely virgin 40 year old isn't losing? ok bud

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>>36559237
Just in case you were wondering:
>she says you should just be friends
>you're disappointed but that actually sounds nice so you agree
>she was lying
>she didn't want to be friends
>a woman looked you in the eye and lied
Now you don't have to suffer like I did.

TFW the girl you like has a boyfriend but you don't even speak to her on a daily basis because you're barely acquaintances. Fuck me.

>>36559276

You just gotta find something else to devote your life to, there is more to life than dick/pussy.

You guys always see things in black and white, you're either a guy with a gf who lives on cloud 9 24/7 or a miserable virgin.

>like a guy in my social uni group
>subtly show interest so he can still take the initiative
>he doesn't

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>>36559261

That's why I don't even look at pretty girls anymore. If you want to know who I like, just pay attention to who I ignore the most.

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Is it even worth doing anything though? You only have a chance if a girl goes out of her way to show shes attracted to you, otherwise you have 0 chance with all of the beta orbiters or Chads ready to fuck her at the drop of a hat.

>>36559622
>>subtly show interest so he can still take the initiative

This is what I hate about girls. I understand that traditionally men are suppose to make the first move, but its crazy to me how a girl will let the perfect guy just slip away all because they don't want to take any real initiative, always hiding plausible deniability. To hell with nature, there's no virtue in that kind of passiveness. I've seen guys who, if I were a girl, god I would totally devote myself to them, just so cute and dependable, but I would never get them if I played the dating game like a girl is expected to. I just don't see how girls are willing to leave something so important up to fate, and even justify it with MUH GENDER ROLES.

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>like nobody
>nobody likes me
FML

>>36559738
I like you anon

Not in a gay way though, fag

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>>36559146
>like a girl
>too shy to do anything
> she likes you back

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>>36559659
>You only have a chance if a girl goes out of her way to show shes attracted to you

Even then you can still fuck it up while trying to court her, you can only hide your autism for so long.

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>>36559146
woah i feel you that my nigger

>>36559860
You aren't shy, you are just dumb.
How did you find out she likes you? Through your mutual friends?

>>36559146
>tfw have done nothing for so long there are no more girls left to like
Only roasties.

>>36559622
>subtly show interest so he can still take the initiative
I have ruined couple of occasions because I was too autistic and didn't understand the signs. We Finnish are autistic men for fuck sake, try to be more clear with your messages

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>girl shows interest in me
>automatically think she has shit taste in men

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>>36559146
> like a girl
>ask her out
>she says yes
>day of the date, she flakes on me

>>36559146
literally me in high school and uni (multiple girls)

>>36559146
>like a girl
>ask her out
>she says yes but stands me up
>she apologizes, comes up with an excuse, and asks me out
>stands me up again
>cuts off contact with me

Should have seen that coming.

>>36559622
>subtly show interest so he can still take the initiative
autism

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>>36559622
this is fucking bullshit.
>talk with girl in class on many occasions
>never go past making jokes and obvious flirting because beta
>she doesnt have a bf for the longest time
>talk to her a couple days ago
>she throws in that she just got one
>tfw i don't know if she was every truly interested in me but it's out the window now
I HATE THAT I CAN'T RECOGNIZE THE SIGNS AND I HATE MYSELF FOR NOT ACTING AT ALL

>>36559622
How do women show interest?

>>36559703
>its crazy to me how a girl will let the perfect guy just slip away all because they don't want to take any real initiative

Women don't have enough grey matter in their brains so they make shit decisions.

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>like a girl
>too short to do anything

>>36560142
Idk, one time I had a girl tell me to put my hand down her shirt to keep me warm (it was cold out) and I declined as I didn't see how it would warm me up at all. So i guess that's one way they do it, but even a situation like that is really tough to tell.

>like nothing
>do nothing

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>girl in my course seems to like me
>can't make a move because autist
>know the deadline of her moving on is fast approaching
>doesn't actually matter much to me because there is no way I could successfully maintain a relationship, I 'm just enjoying the attention

>develop oneitis for a girl in algeria
>beautiful, cute accent and voice
>we get along really well
>she mentions how she can't travel outside the country unless she is married
>she does not like the idea of sneaking away as it would shock her family

how do i do it anons? im pretty sure she and i can have a meaningful relationship, I'm just worried when the time comes it's going to be really hard to meet.

its kind of a bad feel and im not entirely sure if it's even going to become a thing

>>36560142

Eye contact
Using any excuse to interact with you
Touching

I had a 4/10 interested in me once and I knew she was dtf when she punched my shoulder.

>>36559703
>>36560102
If I knew how to take initiative I would
What if I come on too strong and he thinks I'm a slut
>>36559960
>>36560135
>>36560142
Well so far with this guy I've been making eye contact more often
And trying to sit near him in groups
And generally laughing more to his stories

If you guys have ideas of other things I could try, so long as they're not embarrassing

>>36559622

>Gives hints
> Women sjws drill boys with 'only yes means yes there is no implied consent'
>Surprised boy doesn't get 'subtle hint' of a woman stooping below herself to acknowledge a man's existence
>Is empowered woman
>Never takes the initiative herself

>>36560428
>> Women sjws drill boys with 'only yes means yes there is no implied consent'

That's what I hate about courtship, too passive and she hates you, to aggressive and she can ruin your life.

>>36559146
>want to do something
>do nothing

>Friday
>Get a snap from a girl I've been talking to
>Tbh I think you're cute
>Oh shit nibba
>I think you're pretty cute too!
>Hit it off on snap
Fast forward today
>Are you down for lunch on Friday
>I don't think I'll be able to hitch a ride Anon
>Hey I don't mind Ubering you home
No it's fine you don't have to
>Like I said I don't mind, if you can't it's fine
Will there be people with us
>No it would just be you and me
I don't know how I feel about that
>No worries

I want to feel depressed about it but I know it's not that big of a deal to be sad about it. She didn't outright say no but it was clear that she wasn't interested. I mean fuck dude I thought I was in boys. She was giving me signals so I thought I had a chance especially when we've been hitting off.

I just wanted to vent I feel a lot better now

>Want to be close with my old friend again
>text
>no response back

>>36559146
literally the story of my life desu

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>don't have strong feelings either way for a girl
>she reads my term paper for a class as part of a peer review thing
>gushes over my writing
>extremely complimentary about everything i have done
>end up chatting with her for the rest of class about other shit

>immediately develop a crush on her
>class ends next week

why did i do this to myself
a woman gave me a small amount of validation and now i'm wondering what our children would look like

>>36560642
I feel like that every single time any female pays attention to me.

>>36560578

Women should never have been given freedom.

>>36560642
Almost the same thing happened to me, except the chatting with her and classes ending the next week bit. I still think about her from time to time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuyMicRUUnw

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>>36560406
Just ask him out to coffee or some mang. Please, just do it.

>>36560708
I wouldn't say that. We just have to keep looking for the right one.

I want to be able to say that I at least tried in hooking up with others, I don't think I could live with myself not knowing if there could've been more.

>>36560406
>eye contact
>sitting down
>If you guys have ideas of other things I could try, so long as they're not embarrassing

...

>>36561301

I kinda like the idea that there are girls out there that like me and are frustrated because I won't make a move or notice their subtle advances.

Maybe I'm just overthinking it, but I swear I've seen girls trying to work their way into my eyesight, I tend to look at everything but the people around me but I still take note of things happening out of the corner of my eye, but the self doubt I developed in high school keeps me from doing anything.

>>36559146
>like girl
>see her on a daily basis so it would be awkward if she says no.

I've not liked a girl in three years. The trick is not to look at them, ever. Not when talking to them, sitting next to them, passing them in the hall. Never.

This maybe an overreaction to being called creepy in high school, but at least it got results

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>ask girl out
>she says yes
>make out with her on the date
>live with a constant fear of being cucked due to just be dating, not bf & gf
>live with the fear of developing feelings and being hurt in a terrible way that will make me try a drug to forget her

:^)

>>36559237
>>36559324
>>36559860

PAY ATTENTION OP

>like a girl
>try to think of good excuses to talk to her
>no results
>go home
>numb feelings with alcohol/some marijuana, if ya got some
>repeat

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>promise myself to never fall in love again

>>36560044
She didn't know how to say no. That's how that usually goes down, unless is was a valid excuse.

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>>36559146
>like a girl
>girl starts talking to me
>starts dropping obvious hints
>tricks me into looking at her ass
>do nothing about it
>she eventually moves onto the next nigga and leaves me in the dust

Every fucking time

>like a girl in class
>we became partners for our first practical exam
>scored 90% all because of me
>she talked to me after class saying how good i was in vizualizing networks
>tfw that's the last time I've ever talked to her
>she smiles and says hi whenever we see each other outside class
>i always respond with an autistic nod

>>36561452
>The trick is not to look at them, ever. Not when talking to them, sitting next to them, passing them in the hall. Never.

Yeah I do this too. I even avoid lines with pretty cashiers. I haven't had a serious crush in years, girls are just a blob of attractiveness to me now.

>>36559703
>>awwwwwwwtism
This is what I love about bluepills. They'll immediately respond to a few lines of bait with a gay emo wall of text! xd

>>36560194
wow its like you're doubly retarded
maybe you ate your twin in the womb

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>>36562038
see anon, i would be saying this shit too if it didn't happen to me

i have had many women come onto me in my life in ways like this and in the moment, you really don't want to take it as anything because there is a high possibility that it is just a coincidence and if you assume it's not, you could be seen as a creep

women are complicated bombs desu

>haven't liked a girl in a long time
>I think even them I liked didn't count because I now know I've been fucked in the head since day one
>I want things from a theoretical lover that are hard to find

one of those things is life-long exclusivity to my penis alone. but when I know that my current girl has had penii (every girl but my first) I get a degenerate, no-sweat "relationship" which is doomed from the start. which is kind of fun.

>these sluts who temporarily love me also love to verbally cuck me by telling me their slutstory and trying to make me jealous in public of taller guys (all my bitches are tall, I'm not) >I've never been literally cucked or even cheated on, though (no time lol)
>a girl said it'd be hot to watch her boyfriend beat me up for cucking him (I was cucking him)
>a girl said I'm the type of boy whose suffering brings girls joy, even if they like me

kek girls are crazy

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>>36562375
>you really don't want to take it as anything because there is a high possibility that it is just a coincidence and if you assume it's not, you could be seen as a creep

These are the type of moments that made me into what I am today, girls teasing me. I had girls rubbing my leg under the table and begging for hugs, only for it to mean nothing. Now a girl would pretty much have to rape me for me to believe she is really interested.

>never had a crush
>don't look at women to avoid it
>turn prison gay
>don't look at guys either

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>like a girl
>she has a boyfriend
>2 years go by, she gets flirty sometimes when her scrub Asian boyfriend ignores her but I her wise we just stay friends
>boyfriend dumps her
>she latches on to me, I try to be there for her
>openly admits she wants to rebound fuck me
>I don't because i wanted to be a good friend and not take advantage of her
>she eventually gets better and thanks me for not taking advantage of her
>continue "flirtationship" for weeks after
>we go out one night and she's giving all the signs she wants to fuck, including saying it
>think I'm going to score next time
>still flirting at work a lot
>suddenly starts avoiding me the day we were supposed to go out again
>bails out of plans to go out this past weekend
>starts posting those after workout body pictures
>probably getting DMd by Asian chads as we speak
>mfw she's finally realized how many options she has and I'm just some beta faggot
>mfw probably blew my last chance at ever winning
>mfw black and probably getting cucked by Asian dicklets instead of filling her with the BBC like I easily could have from the start

I think I'm literally going to kill myself if my paranoia ends up being truth. I fucked up so bad, there is no coming back from this. I had everything in the palm of my hand and I gave it up because I wanted to stick to my morals

>>36559525
For me it's not even about the sex I just want a girl who's like a best friend to me and wants to cuddle with me from time to time. One of the reasons porn is SO hard to quit for me is because loneliness will drive me mad. Contrary to popular belief, humans like animals need and crave touch with another being. When you touch another human being it releases feel good chemicals in your brain. Some men are so lonely that they'll pay women to cuddle with them. Iv'e seen ads and they start as low as $80/hr.

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>>36559146
>don't like a girl
>do everything because other guys want her too
>it works
>get attached to her
>you were each others first time
>tfw your first time was with a popular girl you hated
I was a fucking moron in high school

>>36562872
>For me it's not even about the sex I just want a girl who's like a best friend to me and wants to cuddle with me from time to time.

I totally understand that, but its luxury we just can't afford. Sometimes I just wanna go up to a girl and ask her to cuddle and watch anime, even talking to a girl over the phone would be nice. I try to keep myself distracted, but we're definitely playing life on hard mode.

>like girl
>she has a boyfriend
>boyfriend knows I like her
>sends me snaps of him fucking and spanking her with rude text about me on it
>I just masturbate to them

>>36559261
I do that same fucking thing. I wish I were dead

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>>36562951
>not sending back snaps of you masturbating to the pics

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>like a girl
>jerk off and play video games instead

>>36560584
>havent talked to friend in 2-3 years, havent lived near him in 7
>text him
>responds somewhat
>ask him if he wants to go play a game or smth
>sure yea
>hit him up a few times after that to see if he is ready yet
>wait for him to contact me
>never does

not even gonna bother

>havent like a girl in 3 years
>just want to chadly fuck bitches I see

>like a robot
>he doesn't like me
>we barely talk anymore

>Be me
>don't even have friends