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Show your sister the purest of love

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You know the drill! Lets do this!
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OP fucked up the thread. We have to nuke the whole board and start over.
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>>36559029
Then you make it next time lazy faggot
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>>36559056
I made the last 2 dude
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>>36559075
Then make another faggot
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This will do fine
Let's summon kissy
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>>36558977
>Let's do this!

Wait do what? I'm confused. What the hell was it that the OP said in the last 50 thread, I completely forgot!! how do I show love to my sister?
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>being able to just hug your sister or tell her you love her without it being weird as fuck
Rednecks man
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Real new thread
>>36559202
>>36559202
>>36559202

this one is too gay
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>>36559192
i can hug all my family and kiss them in the cheek without it being weird as fuck anon.

t. not a redneck
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>>36559221
I actually kind of agree with this
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>>36559264
Post the update about how he filled you up already!!
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>hey guys, try to ruin your family!
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Okay this is how the conversation went. I'll try to be as word-for-word as possible.

>We're playing games
>Steel Division prettyfun.jpg (I love slow paced games)
>Look over at aniki
>"Hey uhm..." (pause) "Uhmmm can I ask you something?"
>"Uh sure what is it?"
>"So uhm.. I was kind of wondering something"
>pause waiting for him to ask what is it again
>realize after years of dealing with me he knows I pause a lot when I'm nervous and interrupting me makes it harder to get it out
>minute or so passes
>he's kicking my ass in Steel Division
>"So uhh, I wanna ask"
>pause again
>"So you said we aren't gonna like you know..."
>"No I don't know, unless you're talking about us, then the answer is we agreed no"
>"but you didn't even let me ask though"
>no response
>"but Mook you love me don't you?"
>"Jesus Christ (my name) don't ask me that"
>"Mook" (sad voice)
>"(my name) it's only been a week. Stop."
>try not to cry
>lump in my throat but didn't cry

th-thanks guys.
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>>36559691
give it time

original
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>>36559691
I call bullshit

original posting
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>>36559691
I'll give him another week, tops.
Sorry you had to do that.
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>>36559907
Oh, don't be sorry. you should be though I chose to do it.
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wew,
bumpo
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>>36560292
I wonder why the thread always dies around this time.
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>>36559691
>my trips did this
im sorry kissy, i should've suggested something milder like handholding
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>>36560458
It's okay, anon. We didn't fight after that or anything. Just feelings of rejection. I don't think he was upset just really uncomfortable.

We were really lovey dovey until he went to bed after this.
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>>36560436
Because it's the time when most eurofags are sleeping and most americlaps are going to sleep or have gone to sleep
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>>36560436
Cause Straya cunts are lazy and Anal isn't around to bump anymore
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>>36560509
>sleeps for 4-6 hours a day
>posts periodically all day when I'm up

I have no life I guess. I still don't get why the thread just flat out dies.
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>>36560627
because the rest of us who are here are mostly sibling-less i guess
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>>36560627
You gotta remember: thus us the 3rd or 4th time we've been in rebuilding mode. You and Austria are new blood. We've been brigaded and broken a few times before. It takes time for sail smooth again. Hardest parts are finding content providers, and bumpers. Anal, for his faults, bumped this place really well
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>>36560627
>sleep deprived

if you actually have a stutter that's one of the reasons

>I have no life

No, you don't. You're more like a part of your brother's life, his property
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>http://www.animemaru.com/eromanga-sensei-author-no-longer-on-speaking-terms-with-sister/
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>>36560656
I mean it doesn't help that I'm a neet sister-wife with a working brother-husband who supports my sedentary lifestyle at the low cost of cleaning and cooking.

>>36560677
deep. what happened the other 2-3 times?

>>36560690
>if you actually have a stutter that's one of the reasons
I only stutter when I get flustered or stressed

>No, you don't. You're more like a part of your brother's life, his property
awww thanks anon
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>>36560752
>I only stutter when I get flustered or stressed
How convenient

>awww thanks anon
I knew it would make you happy.
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>>36560712
>literally a gag website
You almost got me though. But then I noticed the website name.

>>36560799
>How convenient
Look, I trip over my words a lot. No bully.

>I knew it would make you happy.
It really did. Like, probably too much.
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>>36561020
>>literally a gag website
it was still funny though, i seriously hope the author of that awful series doesn't have a sister though, kirino is a shit girl and ero manga sensei is boring.
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>>36560752
Trolls the first time. Derailed with talk of fake stories. Second was trolls again around Christmas. That was the big one. We lost almost all the trips except Bear, Pat, Laura and Anal. Third was the most recent. Trolls again, hitting us after the Story and Pat revelations. Prior to the trolls, shit was ok, but the brigade really hit a nerve this time.
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>>36561105
>he literally has no sister irl
satisfying since he made 2 shit animes in a row now that are getting praised because muh fetishes

If Oreimo ended in season 1 it wouldn't even of been bad but they had to go and shit it up with season 2. That ending was fucking awful.

Eromanga sensei is just retarded from episode 1.

>>36561136
Well it seemed okay when I joined in at first. Some people really don't like me though.
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>>36561171
I wouldn't stress about it. You have to put it into the context of where you are. Thread or no, this is 4chan.

Just my humble opinion, but I'd say the majority folks here like/love you. You have to take the hate with a grain of salt. Posting your pics WAS a stupid thing to do though. But...Shit happens, you know?
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>>36561232
I know I know I've been on this site since 2006/2007. I've just literally never namefagged so it's weird I guess. I don't put stock into "majority" liking/loving me. It feels more like 3-4 tops. But who knows.

And yeah, I know. Trust me, I know. Mistakes were made.
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>>36561337
>been on this site since 2006/2007.
>still posted pics of herself
did you learn nothing from all the idiots who posted pics of themselves?
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>>36561337
Well, no one can make you trip, or continue to contribute. But I hope you continue
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>>36561337
>>36561384
I hope so, too, for what it's worth
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>>36559691
What happened, I haven't been here in a while. Did you try to make your brother fall in love with you?
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>>36561379
I time stamped my hand once on /b/ in the height of "girls don't exist" (the meme just annoyed me) so apparently fucking not.

>>36561384
>>36561414
I will, I will. I was only in a rough mood earlier today so I had to take a step away. Thanks a bunch though.

>>36561431
Anon, it's been a lot but I'll give you the rundown in a second.
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>>36561431
>notice aniki looking at me a lot
>puts his hands on me frequently
>he watched oreimo and enjoyed it
>realization.gif
>my aniki is a siscon
>months pass
>see these threads
>post
>realize I'm in love with my aniki
>kiss him
>he likes it
>kiss him again later
>confess
>he tells me he's been in love with me for 3-4 years
>get involved
>we both agreed on no actual sex though
>agree that long term it can't work and it'll end eventually
>regret no sex rule
>anon gets trips telling me to sex
>fail

That's the basic gist of it minus a lot
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anyone want to give me tips on being a social paraiahh freak homewrecker

>>36559691
did you ever play wargame rd or alb or ee
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>>36561729
Actually no I never played either one.
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>>36561171
> praised because muh fetishes
says the girl literally fucking her brother
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>>36561858
hey man, if i can have incest as a fetish and still dislike oreimo.
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>>36561858
I legitimately enjoyed S1 of Oreimo but bad writing is bad writing. There's no reason for how bad they shit things up in S2.

Also Eromanga Sensei is just pure garbo. Shit writing and shit characters.

This guy >>36561878 got it right.
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alright thread, I'm tired. it's bed time for me. time to lay down with my aniki.
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tfw extremely qt imouto but not extreme enough relationship to post in these threads
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>>36562288
you got dub dubs you can stay. why not post some cute stories
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>>36562307
I'm the facesitting anon from a few threads ago
she's always holding my hand in public just to try and embarrass me, and sitting on my lap and stuff. I always have to push her off whenever my dad walks in out of fear.

>go to walmart
>she starts holding my arm and leading me around
>starts telling random employees and people walking past im her boyfriend
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>>36562765
>I'm the facesitting anon from a few threads ago
elaborate....i need a bit of a refresher....
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>>36562842
>watching sienfeld with imouto
>she's on my arm and resting her legs over mine and getting really close
>shivers going down spine from her face being so close
>mention it
>she says 'does that mean you've never kissed a girl'
>ill have to teach you I guess

>decides im her 'human carpet'
>starts walking on me over my body and shoulders (she's wearing skorts)
>turns around and starts sitting on my head/face
>it's not very soft, face is turned to the side
>'how embarassign you're getting bullied by your younger sister'
>'you better do what your older sister says from now on or ill keep sitting your face'
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>>36561462
>I time stamped my hand once on /b/ on the height of "girls don't exist"
At least it was only your hand. A few years ago I was arguing with some fag on /b/ about some yuri H-doujin and he went on and on about how it's bullshit because girls certainly don't watch porn, I was a teen and got really mad at his uppity know-it-all attitude so I posted a pic to prove him wrong.
The thread 404'd soon after but sometimes I wonder if it'll resurface randomly one day. Eh.
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>>36562924
>inb4 some CIAanalyst-tier autist scours /b/ archives and few days later finds your nudes
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>>36563557
I mean, when did /b/ start getting archived? That was a few years ago.
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>>36563649
I have no idea. What I know is that Internet always finds a way
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>>36563689
True enough.
Well, it's just my tits, my middle finger and some yuri doujin on sadpanda, not really identifiable I'm pretty sure. Time stamp 2013 sometime.
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>>36563737
Are you really daring 4chan autists to find your nudes? That's bold...
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>>36563800
Daring? Nah. I'm just not that freaked out about it.
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>>36563840
Do you have new imouto stories since last thread?
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>>36563909
No, we kissed good night last night and cuddled/touched a bit but really we mostly talked a whole lot about us and the whole situation since she still seems kinda freaked out about it desu.
I have a massage with her now (actually already should be having it, my fucking mom takes her time as always) so yay.
Not a sexual one, you pervs
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>>36563954
Are you in a massage parlor?
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>>36564326
No, we have a masseuse that comes to our house weekly, my mom, my aunt and us girls basically make a relaxing massage day out of it.
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>>36564548
Male or female masseuse?
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>>36564893
Female. Some Spanish woman, dunno.
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I'm currently reading a poetry collection by Georg Trakl and there's literally a poem about fucking his sister. Huh.
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>tfw only child

>will never have a sister

Fuck you OP.
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>>36565471
Post the poem! Who is that Trakl guy anyway?
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i gave my sister a forehead kiss and held her in hugging position for 30 ish seconds
where to go from here?
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>>36565579
You tell her you love her of course
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>>36565579
What was her origginal reaction?
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>>36562924
> he went on and on about how it's bullshit because girls certainly don't watch porn, I was a teen and got really mad at his uppity know-it-all attitude so I posted a pic to prove him wrong.

that's kinda cute actually
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>>36565547
Trakl was an Austrian poet, one of the better ones in my opinion. There were always rumors that he and his sister had been together, but this poem was found unpublished in his estate after his death and pretty much confirms it.
It's called 'Blutschuld'(Bloodguilt or Bloodshame, the old German legal term for incestuous relations)
I don't think it's ever been translated sadly, at least I can't find it in the collection I have in English.

http://www.georgtrakl.at/georgtrakl.at/Blutschuld.html

>>36565672
What can I say, I was a fiercely retarded teenager.
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We need to stop the Mexicans from stealing our tacos
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>After school
>imouto wants me to take her to park
>OK why not
>she runs up to me and says "tag!"
>chasing her around but letting her keep a slight advantage
>she runs up slide stairs
>her glasses fall off
>feel a crunch under my shoes
>oops.dll
Luckily she'll be getting a new pair soon, but as punishment she says I need to carry her everywhere in case she "accidentally" walks into the road and gets hit by a bus
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Currently snuggling my aniki. He's not fully awake. What should I do?
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>>36566535
how old is your sister and do you lewd her?
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>>36566944
She's 9 and he says he "has to hold himself back". He's disgusting.
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>>36559075
Please kill yourself you cancerous faggot.
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>>36566944
>"has to hold himself back"
Who are you quoting there?
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>>36567076
Oops that was originally meant for
>>36567026
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>>36567026
>>36567076
oh wait that is way too young nevermind do not lewd
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>>36567076
I'm quoting you, you said that.
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>>36567140
Not according to the archive. How am I disgusting? For loving my imouto?
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>>36567229
For molesting her, I have made my position on what you do perfectly clear.
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>>36567296
In what way is it molestation? You throw that word around a lot but are unable to state how it is molestation.
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>>36567427
have you done anything with your little sister? not judging just curious
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>>36567427
>sexual assault or abuse of a person, especially a woman or child. You sexually abuse an underage girl. That's how it's molestation.
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>>36567463
We've oral
>>36567599
Except it's not abuse anon, it's consented
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>>36558977
What If I have no siblings?
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>>36567639
dang anon. wanna give a greentext? what's your sister look like?
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>>36558977
>Show your sister the purest of love
Thanks OP. I showed her some yuri hentai and now she thinks I'm a creep and my dad is going to kick me out.
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>>36567026
>She's 9
>>36567639
>Except it's not abuse anon, it's consented

fuck you
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>>36567672
I've greentexted before e.g. >>34909966 that was Valentine's Day
The closest picture I could find to her (Anime) is pic related
>>36567735
Good day to you too, anon
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>>36567715

Don't worry anon, I'll adopt you and we can watch the purest of yuri hentai together


On the condition that you wear this for me
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>>36567864
broken link, anon. originality
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>>36561588
>we both agreed on no actual sex though
>agree that long term it can't work and it'll end eventually
No shit it can't work long term with that attitude.
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>>36568030
I really regret agreeing with him but I dunno how to change his mind.
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>>36568164
I kinda figured if you lewd him enough and are forthcoming and take the initiative often, he'll come around.
And then come inside.
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>>36568196
taking initiative is really hard tho
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>>36567896
>my face when
Holy shit, is this real?
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>>36568238
But just think how great it'll be, kissy.
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>>36568164
People change their minds all the time. Tell him you changed yours. Do you even know where he intends to go with this relationship?
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>>36568292
sh-shush

>>36568302
In case you missed it, I kinda tried >>36559691
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>>36568370
well your brother has a point it has been only 1 week .
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>>36568370
Everyone loses to time in the end.
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>>36568462
>>36568470
>giving me hope

s-stop it
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>>36568502
It's true. Just make sure he loses soon enough to give you some babies.
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>>36568502
he's gonna pump you full of cum. it's every older brother's job
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>>36568502
Don't you want babies with your oniichan?
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So, I promised you the butter knife story. I would have posted it yesterday but I was feeling like shit and I wanted to sleep all day. I still don't feel like it, but I figure I should get it over with.

In brief greentext format:
>I tell my parents we need to talk about my brother
>they think it's sibling rivalry and don't want to hear me out
>I tell them it's very serious and the police might get involved.
>That got them listening to me
>I get them to my room and I play them two videos where he's talking about me and my best friend
>mom is shaken and about to start crying
>dad looks beaten down and isn't saying anything
>I tell them that they have to sit him down and talk to him about this
>he obviously has issues and he has to see a psychologist before he does something stupid and ends up in jail
>dad agrees.
The sit down.
>brother returns from work with my uncle
>finds us in the kitchen, sitting around the table and not saying much.
>my dad tells him to come and sit
>he says he's not hungry and starts walking to his room
>dad angrilly tells him to come and sit. down.
>he tentatively does as he's told
>he's looking concerned
>dad tells him they saw his videos where he's talking about his sister and Karen (not actually the name of my friend).
>You saw my videos
>he's looking at me.
>I tried to talk to you. You didn't give me a choice.
>You saw my videos.
>Yes
>you showed them my videos
>yes
>dad points out "we saw everything"
>mom asks what they did wrong raising him
>dad tells him there's no point denying it. He has to see a therapist, or he has no place in this home.
>he's still staring at me.
>he starts tearing up from the anger
>while whispering you slut, you manipulative whore you cunt you [epithet]
>dad tries to tell him to mind his language but he's not paying any attention to them
>he's addressing me directly. "It wasn't enough for you" "everything you've taken from me" "it wasn't enough" [ranting]
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>>36568930
>dad tries to repeat himself, brother abruptly gets up screaming you [epithet] you fucking [epithet]
>As he gets up from his chair, we all jump to our feet
>He's sitting with his back to the selves containing the kitchen utensils.
>he just turns around, drops his chair, opens the self and is fumbling inside it as we're all looking like idiots
>he turns around holding something shiny and looking at me with the craziest eyes I have seen on a person
>I try to get run away from where I was standing to my room (it's the first thing I thought)
>unsuccesfully. I tripped on the leg of my chair and fell with my head to the door of the room.
>before I could tell what was going on my mom was screaming and he was straddling me
>I saw him raise his hand and then I felt a sharp pain in my chest
>He tried to stab me with a FUCKING BUTTER KNIFE.
>but I didn't know that. I just felt a pain in my chest and I thought I was dying or something
>I really freaked out. I took the pepper-spray can from my pocket and hit him in the eyes.
>my dad was already behind him and about to drag him off of me so he got hit a little, too
>my dad recoiled to the washbasin
>my brother fell back on the floor holding his eyes
>I was on top of him emptying the can in his eyes
>my mom was crying
>I was screaming at him.
>I told him things I barely remember. I felt scared, insulted, wronged.
>I was shouting names at him, telling him how I was the only one that ever liked him
>the only that ever cared for him
>the only one that ever helped him
>and he repays me this way
>I was madly kicking him on the side
>when he tried to hit my leg with the butter knife I started downright stomping on his hand with all my force. Basically jumping on top of it
>My dad walked over him to push my away
>then I started crying and I checked my breast for the first time and I was ok. His shitty knife didn't even pierce my skin.
>He shouted he hates me while rubbing his eyes with one hand
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>>36568954
>I push my father aside
>"you were supposed to condemn the bullies. Not join them!"
>"Bring love to your sister, not leave her disfigured!"
>"You were my brother Aniki. I loved you"
>Watching him engulfed in pepper spray I knew it was over
>I knelt to take his Light-Butterknife and I walked away.
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>>36568954
>I was crying
>My mom was crying
>my dad was holding me away and looking at me with one eye swollen and tearing up
>We called the hospital and the police to write down the incident (from the hospital)

Final tally
>dad: will be ok
>brother: a fractured rib, a dislocated wrist and two broken fingers
>me: if he had taken a real knife, it would have slid right over my ribcage and gotten through to my heart or lung. I'm basically alive due to luck. The butter knife hit my ribcage and didn't pierce the skin. I just have a small bruise.

That's basically it. They're staying with him at the hospital. He won't be out immediately. I'm staying at home alone. I'll meet my friend and tell her about it probably.
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>>36568987
Also, yeah, that's not me.
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>>36568930
>mom asks what they did wrong raising him
Classic blame transfer baka
>>36568954
>>36569009
That was intense. Thanks for ending the story for us
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>>36568930
wait im confused what was in the videos?
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>>36568987
Okay that was pretty good.

>>36568930
>>36568954
>>36569009
Still that's crazy, fucking hell anon. I'm really sorry that happened, it seems just so awful.
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>>36569123
He's talking about hurting me and my friend, and other people with incredibly detail, plus planning.
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>>36569123
http://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36354541/#36374174
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>>36569009
I can't help but picture your brother as Kenji, going apeshit on a feminist
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>>36569009
Honestly I feel more sorry for your brother than I do about you.
Prepare for him to commit suicide, I don't think he can recover after seeing how you all dealt with the situation.
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>>36569337
My position, after having slept on the incident of my near murder, is that he can do as he pleases. I'm likely going to press charges anyway.
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>>36569412
can we see the police report?
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>>36569440
>Can we see a document that shows your name, his name, where you live, and possibly other identifying information?
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>>36569440
I don't have the report. In my country they write down an incident in a book of incidents. If you want a copy from that book, you need to request it from the police and you get it in like a month or so.

>>36569468
Also this.
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>>36569493
can we see the injury?
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>>36569517
>Can we see your boob
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>>36569412
Can't really blame you for thinking like that. I'm glad that there were no serious physical injuries besides what your brother recieved.
He must have really been out of his mind if he settled with a butter knife in the first place.
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>>36569590
I think he just picked up the first thing he registered as not-a-spoon
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>>36569611
>Filthy casual non /k/ammando faggot who couldn't utilize all objects around him as a lethal weapon
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>>36569611
Then it's good that he decided to try to stab you near your chest and not your face. Don't know if that sounds right.
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>>36569674
Yeah, I've thought of that. If he stabbed me in the eyes or throat he could have done damage.
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>>36569693
Have you received word on what his mental status was after being sent to hospital?
Just remember that what you did after the pepper spray was not self-defense, so I hope you understand what I'm getting at.
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>>36569808
The policemen said it's unlikely I'll be prosecuted for hitting him, because everyone corroborates he was still trying to hit me with the butter knife. But I don't care. He tried to kill me. At worse I get a few months for assault that I won't have to get in jail for.
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H-hai /robot/-samas. I-I've never posted on this board... demo... I'll try my best at it! Here it goes...
I HOPE YOU ALL FIND A HAPPY LIFE WITH YOUR IMOUTOS AND ONII-CHANS! MAKE SURE THEY EAT HEALTHY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw0pZgbax6A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppbs6KJDqj8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTJHrHHAElU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbNyVIqZ36s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUoNnO9RcTk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6BzPKGL77s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huixQLJxMeE
Please take care of your beloved imouto/onii-chan AND yourself!
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>>36569911
Then there's nothing more to be said if you feel that little about it. If people deem him mentally unwell, then he won't go to jail either.
What I don't understand is how you go from feeling emotionally invested in his welfare to not even taking that into account.
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>>36570115
Someone trying to murder you tends to have that effect
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>>36570115
He tried to stab me through the heart with a butter knife.
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>>36570161
I guess being in your brother's shoes in the past has changed my moral compass.
Good luck to both of you I guess.
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>>36570271
You planned to torture the people protecting you from bullies to death?
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home alone waiting for my aniki to get home sucks
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>>36570597
I read that as "home alone wiating for my aniki to give me sucks"
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>>36570819
Baka hentai. Get your mind out of the gutter
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>>36569009
Your brother sounds demented desu. I don't see the point in hopelessly trying to get through to him, when you say you gave him so many chances and he was never receptive. At this point he really needs to face up to the fact that he doesn't have license to do whatever he wants and other peoples' security matters.
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>>36570597
A good slavegirl always keeps herself wet for her master!

Masturbate but do not orgasm until you have the time to sex him

Add some spice to your horribly vanilla relationship with your aniki
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>>36570597
Text him a picture of your tummy with one of your hands on it. Maybe a TV show in the background. That might make him come home faster. Teasing, but not so lewd that somebody could use it for blackmail if they saw it.
>>36570909
You stop that.
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>>36570931
Mien nigga

Desu desu
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>>36570323
Not exactly, but similar. It was more that I wanted people who tried to get me out of my little world to suffer and die.
Your brother had an initial idea in his head, and it just kept on escalating from there.
I don't know if he had mental health issues before it started like I did, but we've both missed out on years of our life.
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>>36570819
l-lewd

>>36570909
I'm not ready for this meme

>>36570931
Actually I think I'll do something similar. I know he loves my flat tummy so I think I'll send him something like that. Why the TV show though? Also I'm 100% sure my aniki wouldn't blackmail me.
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>>36571177
nice digits

it may have been lewd, but I wasn't wrong, was I?
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>>36571137
Did you actually try to murder someone?
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>>36571177
Because your phone isn't only accessible by your aniki. Someone else could oversee it or break into the phone, you know? Not even getting into the FBI, girls are too pure to corrupt with the knowledge of how much the government spies on us.
Also, it makes it hotter. Trust me on this.
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>>36571548
>the FBI/NSA waste their time looking through what smut I get off to
Must be a shitty job desu
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>>36571208
I mean.... uhh... it's not like I don't want to.

>>36571548
I rarely leave the house so how would someone break into my phone? And I'm pretty sure the government doesn't go through finding people's nude photos. That's just a meme from /pol/

And I still don't understand the TV thing.
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>>36571646
Why would the NSA need to go through your phone? You post them on the public forum for all to see willingly
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>>36571548
*your anikis phone
Typo, sorry.
>>36571641
Why wouldn't you want to get paid for looking at other people's porno besides ethics? Do you really think that's a shitty job? You sit at your computer more than is healthy anyway, why not make a living off of it?
>>36571646
>And I still don't understand the TV thing
It's like a visual form of "hard to get" play. Like, "yeah, I'm here, but there's no boys and I'm bored" response that goes on to him. Almost everything that turns people on has an evolutionary reason for it. In this case, you're going out of your way to let him know that you're all alone... with nothing to do... b-but it's not like I miss you or anything, b-baka!
Understand it now?
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>>36570931
>You stop that.

No.

>>36571177
IT'S NOT A MEME TIT-ZILLA
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>>36571752
Who else is she gonna be with?
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>>36571752
>Why wouldn't you want to get paid for looking at other people's porno
I think mostly because in 99% of the cases, I wouldn't be into whatever porn I'd have to look at. I wouldn't browse /d/ or /y/ all day even for money, and that's at least 2D.
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>>36571752
Removing your trip isn't fooling anyone chick nugget
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>>36571806
>Chick nugget

I cast the first vote for Laura to officially change her trip to this
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>>36571794
Probably nobody, but we are instinctually wired to trust nobody but your family completely and to live like you might die tomorrow. It appeals to the baser instincts of a man.
>>36571806
>>36571833
Who?
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>>36571929
For the new fag lulz
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>>36571752
>anikis phone
Oh good point but I trust him to not lose his phone

>TV thing
Huh, I never thought about that. I think I might send him another then. I'm uhhh, really not good with boys I guess.

>>36571782
>TIT-ZILLA
YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS

>>36571802
ohhi austria
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>>36571957
>Oh good point but I trust him to not lose his phone

Like you trust the interwebz with your pictures...
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>>36571987
What pictures? What are you talking about?
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>>36571957
as a guy, I'm not afraid to admit that I'm jealous of your tits. Everyone should have gargantuan tits, everyone without exception
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>>36571957
>TIT-ZILLA
Okay, that's pretty gud

Ohhi kissy
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my sister used to do mildly lewd stuff to me when I was a shota desu. I would thoroughly enjoy it now
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>>36571957
Dynaman, kissy. Remember.
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>>36571957
The only reason I can give you advice this good is because I myself am a boy.
>I might send him another
Save it for another day when you're lonely. Don't want to use the same pose or send another picture in the same day. But you don't want to de-incentivize your onii-chan to seeing your body in person. Why would you bother trying to get into your anikis pants if you had a million shirtless pics of him on your phone? Or do, you know you and your aniki best. But, speaking generally, the way to a man's heart is through a multi-pronged blitzkrieg through his stomach, penis, and heart.
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>>36572012
She took photos of her titcow bitties, and posted them on here. They're still floating around, but Ms Moo doesn't appreciate them being posted
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>>36572046
I don't know how I feel about this

>>36572059
that comic strip makes me lol

>>36572115
r-remember?

>>36572116
huh. well I guess I'm failing the picture side of things but pretty confident that I'm succeeding in the other 3 areas. I'm a good sister-wife
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>>36571806
There's no way Laura wrote something that long without fucking something up

>>36572115
Disgusting, Beargguy. Remember.
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>>36572205
That's true. Not one of my best guesses. Oh well, 2/3 ain't bad
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>>36572171
Well, that's good! Keep on trying, I believe you can do it! I'll be rooting for you!
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>>36572171
don't you see? instead of using their fists, people would fight by slapping each other with their massive torso-sized breasts. World peace achieved
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>>36572301
Isn't thier an anime of that? They fight over pools with tits and ass?
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>>36572205
>Disgusting
Are you really going to call a brother who currently has a sick sister at home disgusting? Can't even tell the difference between the back and front of a child.

To think I liked you. I still do.
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>>36572330
if there is, I had no idea, but I can't say I'm surprised
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>>36572330
>>36572374
Keijo!!!
And it's pretty fun
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>>36572344
I meant monster tits, not you
Make her some soup
Is she pregnant?
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>>36572344
Also
>our mom
>thinks taking a picture of some random kid is an accomplishment
Are your parents weird too?
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>>36572498
>Paints model kits
>Fucks his sister

Did you seriously ask that question?
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Pretty sure reading all these incestuous posts got to my brain, I dreamt that I had a sister and I'm pretty sure she was trying to get me to lewd her.

Also was stealing a small pot of gold in that dream, we had to hid it in-between her tits,
apparently mine were too small to hid it
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>>36572399
Still. Breasts are breasts.
And I'm at work, but I'll probably pass by to drop off a slush. Don't know if that's right for the state she is in at the moment.
And pls no.
>>36572399
What? It was a picture of the store owner's kid in a funny looking jacket. She knows them pretty well since she buys her art supplies from them. And no, our parents aren't weird.
>>36572524
Don't know what's so weird about any of that. Especially the model kits comment.
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So my sister just told me she'll be going to France over the weekend. Apparently she's had it planned for a few weeks (because our parents are away too) but I don't know why she only now told me. I was so looking forward to spending the weekend with her, taking care of the doggo, lying around in the garden, making out undisturbed etc. Ugh.
I know it's just a few days and I shouldn't be a bitch about this but I feel like I've just caught hold of her and now she's leaving me again. This is dumb.
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>>36572729
did things end alright when you talked to her about you both last night?
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>>36572729
>just told me she'll be going to France
>she's had it planned for a few weeks
What the fuck?
>I know it's just a few days and I shouldn't be a bitch about this
IDK, I would be a really big bitch about this. You are together-together, right? This sounds extremely fucky.
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>>36572810
Yeah I think so. I mean she was still weirded out, I could tell, but she also re-affirmed that she loves me and that this won't change anything between us "except getting even closer".
And today she even came to me in the morning, to wake me up, kiss me, hands everywhere etc. Really into it (I thought), but then tonight she seemed to not care all that much again.
It's so hot and cold with her, I just don't get her.
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>>36572729
It's normal to be upset. You love your sister

>>36572883
nah they're just casual kissing-cuddling buddies for now
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>>36572883
We aren't "together" as such, we've just kissed and touched a bit but nothing too lewd, although I basically told her that I've been in love with her for a long time.
She has friends who study in Paris and she's decided to visit them...I guess I could ask to come with her but I'd probably feel like I'm third-wheeling.
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also late as fuck but

>>36569337
>Prepare for him to commit suicide

i doubt it. he reminds me of elliot, incapable of seeing himself or his behavior as a problem. unless he somehow manages to do a 180 with psychological treatment (which is unlikely because you have to want to change for that to happen), he'll always find someone else to blame. maybe if he thought the only way left to hurt the people who "wronged him" was to kill himself, he might.

>>36572900
ok, even though you said otherwise, i was a little worried. it's pretty lousy timing but hang in there.

i still can't believe you won.
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Is your sister even gay?
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>>36572987
I was honestly worried too. Still am. I feel like I'm either dreaming or about to just run away at any moment. But the last few days have been the happiest I've ever been.

>>36573029
She's bisexual.
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>>36572268
I'm doing the best I can anon.

>>36572301
>>36572330
just... no lol

>>36572399
Hey my baps are not disgusting

>>36572729
>>36572900
Thaaat kind of sucks Austria.
Here's cute cat girl sisters to make you feel better
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>>36572900
she wants you to be her eternal side-chick she can visit whenever she feels like having girl-on-girl fun, probably even if she finds a bf because coupling incest with adultery would make it even more exciting and taboo. She knows if she got too close to you emotionally it could ruin your bond forever
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>>36573082
I would love to be with her forever, but realistically it's not like we could just skip town, take new names and live as lovers happily ever after. If we keep our relationship as great and close as it is and has been the last few years, and add the occasional sapphic touching to it, I would be perfectly content with that.
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>>36573050
Just text her that. That exact message, "the last few days have been the happiest I've ever been." when she's on her flight, and tell her that you'll miss her and/or to hurry on home. Honesty, mixed with suaveness and tact, is the best policy.
>>36573082
That would suck, if true.
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You know an anon made his sister watch some incest anime with him earlier and she freaked the fuck out? These threads are really toxic.
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>>36572595
I remember I read somewhere that Onii-cum inside an imouto's womb cures all illness, maybe you should try that?
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>>36573194
Making your imouto watch hentai with you is incredibly creepy and if you think it sounds like a good idea, these threads are the least of your problems

If on the other hand your little sister is an adult, then it's bredy hot. Still risky, though.
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>>36573144
>sapphic touching

Patrician way of saying dyke sex
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>>36573144
It's not a good idea to sperg over her going to see her friends for a brief time. Just tell her you missed her when she gets back.

Clinginess is not a desirable trait, in freewomen and slaves alike.
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>>36573275
this, except watching incest anything with a relative is rarely a good idea regardless of age
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>>36573174
I will definitely keep in touch with her of course. We always do. And she won't be going until Saturday so it's not that bad, I'm just kinda sad.
I could go with her but I don't want to be clingy.

>>36573293
The best.

>>36573316
Yeah, you're right I guess. I didn't sperg at her tonight but I told her I'm a bit bummed about it because I was prepared to have a comfy weekend together.

>>36573275
>>36573327
Yeah I can't see any situation where inviting your sibling to watch incest porn with you is a good idea.
Although after much convincing I managed to get my sister to read a few of my favorite Elsanna fics
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>>36568954
>but I didn't know that. I just felt a pain in my chest and I thought I was dying or something
>He tried to stab me with a FUCKING BUTTER KNIFE.
>didn't pierce the skin. I just have a small bruise.

typical female manipulation using exageration and lying all over the place for (you)s. i konw this because my exwife used to tell her coworker i was beating her whenever she was in bad mood because once i slapped her for being an insufferable cunt. Your aniki def. deserve better than a lying filthy cunt who even denounce her own family members to the fucking POLICE.

you are a traitorous vapid slut from what i read, just kys.
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>>36573403
>my ex wife used to say I beat her just because I kind of did. But it was for good reasons, tho

>actually the ungrateful sociopath is the good guy here
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>>36573501
slapping once for good reason over 10 years = beating now ?

>ungrateful sociopath

with a family like this i'm not really surprised, and don't forget where you are.
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>>36573144
>I would love to be with her forever, but realistically it's not like we could just skip town, take new names and live as lovers happily ever after.

"Helen, my joy and my beloved,

Why do we stay? I have no reason beyond a few pupils who would miss me briefly, and your life would be infinitely better away from him. Let us go away together, away from the anger and imperatives of men. We shall find ourselves a secluded bower where they dare not venture. There will be only the two of us, and we shall linger through long afternoons of sweet retirement. In the evenings I shall read to you while you work your cross-stitch in the firelight. And then we shall go to bed, our bed, my dearest girl. . . ."
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>>36573403
I don't know guy. If some sperg tried to zerg rush me with any kind of knife and I managed to get the upper hand I'd make him fucking eat it, relative or otherwise.
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>>36573558
I don't know where that's from, but it makes me feel cozy.
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>>36573563
if he was looking in a kitchen full of different knifes and only take the armless one i HIGLY doubt he was really trying to kill her (unless it's an english family) but more an austitic screeching theatre stage for edgy kid in despair. He wanted to make his own movie. If i want to try to kill someone for real, even a fork is better, and you don't chose to stab the titties of all place Jesus Christ.
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>>36573636
novel called "Sisters" written by Dick Cheney's wife
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>>36573650
He wasn't described as being very on top of himself at that time. It might be misleading to say he chose that knife over others.

Besides, have you followed the story? Apparently he was gathering supplies and planning for some pretty grim stuff.
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>>36573650
The left female boob is right on top of her heart m8. That's exactly where you want to stab her if you want her ded
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>>36573689
>out of print
Oh well. Is it good, though?
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>>36573636
Important questions. Are you actually from Austria? Is your sister hot? How do you feel about being enslaved together with your sister and forced to lez out with each other for your owner's entertainment? Assuming he'd only fuck the one of you that is bisexual and wouldn't be too cruel
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>>36573705
>"He's sitting with his back to the selves containing the kitchen utensils.
>he just turns around, drops his chair, opens the self and is fumbling inside it as we're all looking like idiots"

apparently he had all the time on earth to chose whatever but a butter knife, moreover it's your family home, you should know where the things are. And in a selve all the knives are at the same place, it just take less than 1 sec to chose the best knive to stab.
It's obvious that he just wanted to make the show, even with a butterknife if you stab a girl for real she will have way more than a simple bruise.

>Besides, have you followed the story? Apparently he was gathering supplies and planning for some pretty grim stuff.

no didn't saw this part, i need more proof.

>The left female boob is right on top of her heart m8. That's exactly where you want to stab her if you want her ded

Wrong, you always try to stab the belly or the throath if you are in 1v1, hitting the chest is pointless, even more with a fucking armless butterknife
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>>36573823
Yeah to the first two.
The other stuff isn't at all my thing.
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>>36573788
No idea lmao. I don't read lesbo erotica I just wanted to trigger you
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>>36573823
Excuse me sir. Creepy sex slavery questions are my jurisdiction. Pls stop trespassing immediately. Thank.

>>36573846
Even I'm not defending that guy. You may want to reevaluate your priorities here. The archive was linked in the previous thread. Search part 1 for the whole story from the beginning.
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>>36573879
...by posting lesbian erotica?
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>>36573871
But I must comment on this

>not being into mutual enslavement with her love interest

AUSTRIA I....

can't be the only one that actually finds that romantic. Then again I have a thing for hurt/comfort so...

>>36573846
>Wrong, you always try to stab the belly or the throath if you are in 1v1

That's not how actual altercations work. He sounds like he was very upset. The way I read it, he turned around, open the drawer, took the first thing looking like a knife while everyone was still confused about what is happening and jumped her.
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>>36573970
I'd only be into enslavement if she was enslaving me. I'm a dyke, being some guys plaything is the opposite of erotic to me.
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>>36573949
A known trigger for lesbians that like reading erotica.
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>>36573970
"Mutual enslavement" is literally just autism-speak for love and marriage you fucking baka.
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>>36573949
I assumed from the title that it was two sisters running away together, but I checked and it wasn't the case.
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>>36573884
>The archive was linked in the previous thread. Search part 1 for the whole story from the beginning.

idgaf about the whole story, i just pointed out fallacies within the same message, i don't need more contextual charge as she even admit herself she is lying, cf my previous messages. I don't even blame her, most of the girls don't even know they are using this kind of low energy logos tactics since the stone age. What would be the point on an anonymous yoga short-panted furries enthusiast mongrelized taiwanese watermarked imageboard ? (beside trying to reject the fault and the feeling of guilt on someone else, ie aniki? :3)
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>>36573994
That's not what's supposed to be appealing here, though. What's supposed to be appealing is comforting and reassuring each other when you're left alone after a day of abuse. Being the guy's plaything isn't what's supposed to be erotic, but what intensifies the eroticism of the loving relationship between the slaves
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>>36573999
Yeah I'm immensely triggered.
Nice trips

>>36574018
No apparently not. Shame. There's not a whole lot of siscest entertainment out there.

>>36574045
I'd rather have a loving relationship with her without getting tortured/abused intermittently.
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>>36573871
I've been to Austria. I thought austrian girls were hotter and friendlier than german girls. Cute place in general. I liked the castles.

>>36573884
fite me nerd
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>>36574075
I'm killing it with the trips in these threads. Tbqh I'm impressed with myself

>I'd rather have a loving relationship with her without getting tortured/abused intermittently.

BUT YOU COULD NEVER REACH THE SAME SUPERIOR LEVELS OF INTIMACY IN THIS WAY. The bond of two slavegirls that rely on each other for affection and love is simply the strongest.
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>>36574117
Well, we can agree on that. I mean, I've known some very cute German girls too but the dialect is always a bit of a turnoff.
>castles
Whereabouts were you?
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>>36574172
I meant physically more appealing. Your language is just generally very disgusting.

Salzburg, Innsbruck, Vienna
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>>36574210
Personally I think German can both be very horribly sounding and very beautiful. But I know that it usually sounds hard and Nazi to foreigners.
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>>36574165
Kind of nice to know I'm not the most degenerate person in these threads anymore
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>>36574406
It wasn't established already that I'm the king of the degenerates ITT?
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am I the only one weirded out by FALBO itt?
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>>36574443
No. You're not a furfag cuck who buys pizza for random trips cause they're hungry
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>>36574447
I'm always weirded out by men doing the whole "I'm so dominant, all women are mere playthings" shtick but I also know enough about BDSM to know they're mostly pretty decent people actually and harmless, even if their kinks don't hit your spots.

>>36574470
Hey, I'm a trip who's hungry!
Just kidding.
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>>36574507
Go hit up Anal cuck. He loves to buy pizza for random hungry girls
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>>36574470
>>36574536
Oh he buys pizza? I'm super hungry right now and I don't feel like cooking yet.

>>36574507
It's not even that it's the elaborate fantasies that weird me out. Even if they are "jokes"
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>>36574447
FELBO, currently. Don't worry. I'm actually not dangerous at all. Just here to awaken within you (plural) your latent longing for sexual submission.

>>36574470
conceded. Viceroy of the degenerates

>>36574507
I'm not actually doing this thing

A proper slave is not a cheap toyA well trained one is actually quite expensive

But no, seriously, though, I don't think in this way
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>>36574558
Calling Anal cuck. A new girl wants pizza from you
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>>36574561
It was a typo

also you seem pretty dangerous
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>>36574558
>it's the elaborate fantasies that weird me out.

Thank you very much kissy! You're making me blush. T-they're not THAT elaborate!
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>>36574536
In a way it's actually amazing that he could order pizza for someone on another continent (I assume), but I've actually already eaten.
Plus it's kinda weird.

>>36574558
Yeah, I guess it's just his thing. Ignore it.

>>36574561
>latent longing for sexual submission
m8 there's nothing to awaken there, I'm fully aware that I'm a sub, and perfectly happy with it. But there won't be any dudes involved in my sessions.
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>>36574600
>also you seem pretty dangerous
Why, I wouldn't harm a fly!
I'm not into insects

>>36574620
>m8 there's nothing to awaken there, I'm fully aware that I'm a sub

BUT ARE YOU FULLY CONSCIOUS OF THE FULL DEPTHS OF YOUR DEPRAVED DESIRE?

>But there won't be any dudes involved in my sessions.

IDon't worry, I can self-insert as your sister
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>>36574620
I just don't get it in a purelove thread

>>36574707
Just don't come near me
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>>36572987
His whole family thinks he is a piece of degenerate scum. He is going to fucking hang himself like a christmas sausage because of you and your family
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>Younger cousin visits from out of state
>she's 12, and I haven't seen her in almost 3 years
>Last time she visited, it was only for a day, and our families took a trip down town
>The only memorable moment was that I gave her a piggy back ride when she got tired of walking
>After three years, she's kind of awkward at first, and a little bit closed off, which is understandable
>Her family is staying over at our place for like three weeks
>After two days or so, she quickly warms up
>She was really physical in a way that kids are physical
>She wanted to ride on my back a lot, and I tickled her a lot in return, which is something I do a lot to my younger sister
>Couple days go by, and younger sister starts getting jealous
>she's younger than my cousin, and usually, all the things I'm doing with my cousin are things I do with her
>Feel her staring down my back everytime I interact with my cousin

Nothing sexual about this post, just thought I'd share my own family experience.
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>>36574707
Whatever helps get you off my dude.

>>36574749
>purelove thread
While I, too, think that we're the purest of the pure, I'm sure to normal, vanilla people hard BDSM and incest are comparably depraved.
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>>36574620
Also, as an aside, shiniez' art is pretty good, and I think it's because it's so friendly and comfy.

Also, the guy is a legit professional illustrator. He used to draw for that Aphrodite IX or something comic published by Image. I accidentally fell upon one of his comics before he started using his IRL name for his smut and I was sure of it but couldn't believe it. History vindicated me.

>>36574749
Don't be absurd. I wouldn't come near you, I have better penis-eye coordination.

Also, what is purelove? Is the love of a stockholmed slave for her master not pure too?

>>36574818
I appreciate the half-hearted defence Austria. I really do. I'd pat you if you were in patting distance.
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>>36574561
>>36574616
>>36574707

You seriously need to fuck off. People are barely putting up with your shit at this point
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>>36574772
But he is though.
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>>36574406
You seriously are the worst fucking poster here. I hope your family burns to death in a car fire while you're forced to watch, you stupid piece of shit
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>>36574818
pure incest love is best tho there's nothing wrong with it

>>36574921
>mfw
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>>36574921
Not just Stjepan, also his wife Linda is pretty good! I've loved Sunstone ever since it was small DeviantArt donut-steel OC, but I've read a few of his stuff since then and I agree he's pretty good. Definitely also check out Blood Stain, by his wife.
Also I'm oddly glad I'm finally regular in a thread on a board where I can post stuff like this.

>>36574987
>pure incest love is best tho
Absolutely no argument there kissy
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>>36574778
For your own sister you should probably go the extra mile in a non-sexual, pure way, don't you think?
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>>36574987
You're not seriously worried, right?

>>36575005
I agree, actually.

>Also I'm oddly glad I'm finally regular in a thread on a board where I can post stuff like this.

You can thank me for attracting the ire of the normies with my BDSM of superior weirdness
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>>36575120
Most normies are probably mostly okay with lesbian BDSM, it's more tame and romantic.
But I'd rather post Elsanna anyway.
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>>36575044
On normal days, I practically pamper my sister. Just, my brotherly instincts kicked in with my cousin around. Technically, my cousin is an only child. She had a brother who was about my age, but he passed away due to lukemia 10 years ago. Back then, she was only about 2-3 years old, so I don't think she even remembers him, but I feel like she gets lonely a lot.

For the nii chan that passed away, I want to give my cousin some much needed brotherly love. In a pure way, of course Unfortunately, this means my sister has to suffer for a while, but I'll make sure to make it up when its just the two of us.
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>>36575226
>Not just spoiling and pampering both of them.
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>>36575226
That's some sad circumstances. Admirable effort anon, but do remember to not piss your sister off!
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>>36575226
>>36574778
I think I've read this doujin before
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>>36575226
damn that's really sad I'm sorry anon
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>>36575194
>Most normies are probably mostly okay with lesbian BDSM, it's more tame and romantic.

I agree that normies are probably more ok with romantic BDSM (which I like too, if I'm being honest), but it's profoundly misguided to think lezdom is intrinsically more romantic and tame. If nothing else I'd say that the opposite is the case. Rough maledom is usually just aggressive, at most having some misogynistic undertones. Non-romantic lezdom is cold, calculated torture that genuinely makes me squeemish. I mean, if you dive into the material, lezdom, especially lezdom written by female writers is outright heartless bullying of unsettling cruelty, when it isn't the usual cute and cuddly stuff. I'm not kidding at all here. This is friendly advice. If you want to read lezdom fiction always specify you want it consensual if the site allows you to. I've read lezdom stories that fucked my psychology up for days.
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>>36575226
>I practically pamper my sister.

How so?
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How do I get my aniki to sex me. Suggestions? I'm going all in tonight.
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>>36575636
Wasn't he very apprehensive about it the last time you tried? You should probably just give it more time
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>>36575636
>I'm going all in tonight

You mean he is
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>>36575636
I'm obviously far from expert, but maybe oral sex but he's not allowed to come until he's inside you?
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>>36575636
Just jump his bones when he's asleep. You get what you want, and he gets to wake up feeling pretty good.
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>>36575005
Lezdom has always turned me on but porn depicting it is always disappointing. Never considered looking at fiction but think I will do now.

>tfw you'll never hear real stories from a lezdom sub

That would be the most erotic thing ever
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>>36575636
Honestly I don't think you're going to be able to make him want to have sex, for the time being at least.
But you can try the shit out of it,
get some hot lingerie and turn him on like crazy, stick your tongue down his throat and stick his dick down your thoart, make him edge like crazy by rubbing his dick all over your crotch.
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>>36575636
>I'm going all in tonight.
I'd recommend that you wait, he seemed to get a little touchy when you asked him about it before. Surely you can hold off for another week.
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>>36575825
>another week
>not taking your daily dose
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>>36575487
Okay, that's admittedly not the kind of lesdom I'd be looking up. I'm definitely more into the loving stuff.

>>36575800
>you'll never hear real stories from a lesdom sub
Give me a few months/years.
Seriously though a friend of mine is a total sub and she has some stories that just make me burn up.

>tfw all these people telling kissy to show constraint and do the smart thing
>I'm the only one egging her on
I-I'm sorry kissy. Do it at your own pace.
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>>36575680
>>36575816
>>36575825
Yeah I'll probably wait.

>>36575787
I'm not assertive enough for this. Or this >>36575816

>>36575758
You make a strong case. But I think I'll just maybe stick to trying to give him head or something. I'll post results in a little while, he'll be home in a bit.
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>>36575636
My suggestion is not to go all in, actually. Unless he did a complete 180 on the last time you talked to him about it, he'll still probably shoot you down. Just wait until the moment is right, then let it happen naturally. After some time of being together, wait for one particularly steamy night and just whisper that you want him.
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>be single child
>brother sister incest turns me on like crazy

But why?

Also
>have occasional flashbacks to the time when I came close to fingering my cousin
>9 years later and still regret not going through with it
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>>36575488
She's honestly very demanding for an 11 year old. I gave her a back massage about six months ago after she almost hurt herself while playing outside, and ever since then, she's been addicted to massages. Since no one else in the family is willing to comply to her whims, and because I'm a weak person when it comes to her demands, I've been giving her massages at least three times a week. These massages usually consist of shoulder rubs, and foot massages, with the occasional back massage whenever I feel generous. They usually occur whenever we're watching tv, but lately, during car rides, and whenever she sits next to me, I've been massaging the palms of her hands. I think I'm partly to blame for this one though, because I hold hands with her a lot, especially while we're idle, and not doing anything.
Other than that, she loves riding on my back. In fact, it's not only limited to my back. She also loves shoulder rides, and being princess carried. Thankfully, she's too embarrassed to do this outside, so she mainly limits her back rides to inside the house.
Also head pats. I give her a shit ton of head pats, at least twice a day, one in the morning when I first see her, and one at night before we go to bed. I give her additional head pats whenever my hands grow idle. Actually, the head pats are more for my amusement. She didn't like it at first, but after patting her head almost religiously, she's finally come around.
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>>36575870
Please share those stories.

i love you already
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>>36575909
>be single child
>brother sister incest turns me on like crazy
>years later find out I have 2 half sisters
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>>36575953
>Other than that, she loves riding on my back.
cute

> In fact, it's not only limited to my back.

WAIT NO DON-

>She also loves shoulder rides

oh phew
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>>36576052
Don't worry Anon, she'll love to ride him in the ways you're thinking of soon enough.
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>>36575953
>Actually, the head pats are more for my amusement. She didn't like it at first, but after patting her head almost religiously, she's finally come around.
>you will never mind break your imouto to like headpats.
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>>36576099
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GET DUBS
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>>36575968
I suppose compared to some they are all rather tame, but I found it pretty hot regardless.
One of my favorite things she's told me about is this kind of endless teasing thing, like you get tied to the bed, wrists, ankles, maybe thighs together, blindfolded, possibly gagged, and then she just slowly, ever so slowly, rolls a wand vibrator all over your body. First just your arms, your neck, down your belly (but not too far), maybe your thighs and boobs if you're lucky and been a good girl.
She won't touch my clit at all, at least not for ages. The goal is to come without any stimulation of the usual fun spots - or at least try so very hard for hours.
But when it finally happens, you basically explode. Full-body shakes, straining against your shackles, back arching through, seeing stars, all the good stuff.

Okaay. Yes. Fun stuff.
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>>36576165
For purest love, of course.
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>>36576052
>>36576112
Oh fuck, I didn't even think about it until I saw this gif, but I also do this to my sister. The progression from head to ear then to chin is literally how I broke her anti-head pat attitude. She especially loves getting the underside of her chin rubbed, right at the part where her neck meets her jaw.
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>>36575894
oops my trip

>>36575899
Yeah, probably right. I think I'll stick to other stuff. If anything he really likes to cum on me and I like it.

>>36576173
d-damn Austria
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>>36576190
>She especially loves getting the underside of her chin rubbed, right at the part where her neck meets her jaw.
imouto = cat confirmed
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>>36576230
>d-damn Austria
I know, right? I can barely talk to her without feeling like I'm melting.
But hey, you need to get horny for your aniki anyway, soo - you're welcome!
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>>36576173
That's pretty sexy, personally I like a little more rough domination I guess.

E.g. Being made to eat her pussy, worship feet and ass. Get pissed on, whipped, humiliated etc
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>>36575953
>>36576052
>>36576099
>>36576182
>>36576190
>wants headpats from my aniki now

>>36576303
This thread is making it hard to not want to get stuffed
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>>36576404
>This thread is making it hard to not want to get stuffed

All it took is like 4-5 days of kissing, touching and being cummed on for you to go from "don't say these things my heart is too pure to ever consider that" to "oh god I just want him to rail me"

wink wink
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>>36576404
You should masterbate, but not let yourself cum. Prepare yourself for him
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>>36576327
To each their own. I'm not into humiliation personally, I love everything about passionate, loving BDSM.

>>36576404
>This thread is making it hard to not want to get stuffed
That's exactly our intention.
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>>36568987
>"You were my brother Aniki. I loved you"
i fucking wheezed dude, i was on the edge of my seat reading this and i burst into tears laughing
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>>36576518
This, it'll probably get her to do more stuff instead of just chickening out.
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>>36576404
>This thread is making it hard to not want to get stuffed
>>36576173
Y'all niggas need Jesus

Anyway have some cute because
>4am. Autistcally building elaborate kingdoms in fallout because I've lost control of my life
>imouto texts me asking if I'm up. Say no.
>come over. I miss you.
>it's like 4am, [imouto]
>which means mom and dad are asleep, [onii]
>my mind is telling me no
>BUT MY BODY.
>etc.
>three hours of sleep
>fucking dead inside all day at work.
>collapse on my bed when I get home
>imouto bursts in and lays down across my back
>"just let me die here"
>"bury me with you"
>worth it.

We didn't even lewd. Just talk about life and stuff while we cuddled and kissed. She's laying around on the bed while I type this. Reminded me of these threads.
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>>36576847
>Y'all niggas need Jesus
I don't know about Jesus, but I could do with a qt nun
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>>36576934
Forget it, you need rule 63 jesus
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>>36576510
I am and always will be pure, you take that back

>>36576518
>>36576528
y'all are lewd

>>36576835
I really hate chickening out. You think it'll help?
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>>36576847
oops forgot this one.

I don't need jesus when I have my aniki

Also cute story.
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>>36577003
>You think it'll help
It wouldn't hurt to try. Who knows, maybe you'll be grinding your pussy against his face before you realize it.
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>>36576976
>tfw no good R63 Jesus pictures

>>36577003
It'll probably help, and in any case it'll be way fun.
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>>36577079
>tfw no good R63 Jesus pictures

someone should make one

but seriously why has no one thought of making Jesus a hot girl, it's way easier to accept Jesus when it's a hot girl
>>
bumperino philipinos
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For all the anons without siblings, do you ever get the urge to just write out a scenario in which you either do lewd things or adorable things with an imaginary imouto.
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>>36577756
does not growing up with any of your siblings count as not having any? (I don't write out scenarios)
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>>36577756
I shamefully do, gotten to the point in the abyss where I've created two ocs/sonas, I made them sisters and draw cute pictures

Also lewd because everyone needs lewd
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>>36577756
>tfw no imouto
ill share some cousin stories from a couple years ago. im not creative enough to come up with imaginary little sisters.

>my little cousin (10) is a girly tomboy
>she likes girly dresses, make up and dolls
>but we wrestle on the daily and she does sports
>used to get along poorly
>i teased her and bullied her a lot when she was 3-6
>at age 7 she started becoming more calm and reasonable
>we started getting along better
>play with her and start having playful brawls
>eventually after her family sells their house she moves in with my grandma
>which is where i hang out after highschool
>she comes into the room where i chill and jumps on top of me
>hugs me while giggling and i hug her back
>we wrestle and eventually cuddle a bit
>this continues for the entirety of the week
>i constantly come back from highschool and chill in that room waiting for my cousin to come from school so i can play with her again
>she eventually moves out to a new house
>haven't played around with her in a while now
>still see her occasionally but we can't fight anymore because her parents break it out as soon as it starts since "thats not very feminine of her"
we get along well but i wish i could cuddle with her after fighting her again.
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>>36577878
>"thats not very feminine of her"

what country are you from anon
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I'm gonna go to sleep, guys. Exhausted.
Talk to you tomorrow!
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>>36577951
tacoland
my family lives on "christian values"
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>>36577003

Just to get this straight how old are you two?

Going from harmless cuddling to wild sex it's faster than you think.

If you want him to get sexual with you wait for him to lay down on the bed to relax and join him , then start cuddling a bit. Then you take things from there, turn around and look at him in the eyes, start kissing, get touchy, guide his hands on your ass and thighs and everything after that point should come naturally.
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>>36577067
>>36577079
Y'all are a bad influence

>>36577878
aww cute

>>36577983
Night Austria!
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>>36578060
I'm 25 and never had sex. He's 26 and hasn't had sex since his fiance left him like 4 years ago.

>taking notes on advice
o-okay
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>>36578062
>a bad influence
How so? I'm trying to get you to go relax, after all. I'm just trying to be nice. <3

Good night kissy.
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>>36577983
sweet dreams austria <3
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>strong desire to put my cock between kissy's monster tits
>gonna fap to her tonight
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>>36578397
anyone else with me?
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>>36578397
>>36578456

me too man, me originally too
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>>36578456
>>36578397
yep..... totally....
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>>36578397
>>36578456
>>36578475
>>36578478
Need the pic? You know, for science?
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>>36578501
na I got it. let's not shit things up that bad
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>>36578397
>thinking those are monster tits
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>>36578524
Bigger than anything I've touched at least
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>>36578575
your own man boobs of course don't count.
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>>36578515
>shit things up
>implying titcow cum dumpsters have feelings

lol
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>>36578610
anon just let me fap to these original content tits without my fatness being made fun of
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>>36578649
I got your back my man. Want the crotch shot too?
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>>36578636
na not the titcow's feelings. I don't care about those. I was trying to not stir the shitposters but alas, too late >>36578670
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>>36578670
Didn't expect to walk into Kissy titties

Actually why did she post that pic in the first place?
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>>36578829
Cause she's an attention seeking cum slut?
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>>36578829
People were asking her to, check the archive.
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>>36578829
IIRC she wanted to turn her brother on while he was at work and started sending pics at him, after being advised to do so here, she posted them here because she wanted feedback on if it would work.
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>>36578858
>tfw cumming to her tits to oblige
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>>36578906
I'm sure she'll be pleased. She loves to be cummed on, after all
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>>36578947
do you think she would like to get cummed on by a fatass like me if I call her my sister? asking for a friend
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>>36578906
Cum tribute, faggot. Post pics
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>>36578994
Probably. She's such a horny slut that I doubt she'll care who's dick it is.
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Threadly reminder to ignore discord fags.
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>>36579056
Threadly reminder that Mook says Hi
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>>36558977
no

absolutely not

i shall not

do not

will not

i will show no affection toward she who always shames be for being awkward yet she inherited all of the social skills
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>>36578858
Yeah, that should've been my first guess since it is Kissy

>>36578883
Ah I see, thanks anon! saves me going in the archive
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Great raid you faggots have going here, nice to see you actually put some effort into your LARPing.
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>>36579390
Raid? The titcow writes her own material man
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>>36579435
Bully the others. Not Kissy
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>>36579455
Oh fuck off with your white knight shit. Why are you defending the cum slut? You think she'll give you a handy too or something?

Ib4 No bully
Ib4 she's a good, sweet, innocent girl
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>>36579148

Do it

Give her a hug

But hug her so tightly that you knock her unconscious

Then while she's out cold, cover her in the blood off the innocent, summon satan and sacrifice her, transferring her social powers to you

Congratulations, now you're the superior one

Then use said social skills to cock Kissy


>>36579455
Reddit user spotted
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>>36579535
>reddit spacing
>calls others reddit
Okay, friend.
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It really is entertaining to see all these (((guys))) defending a girl who posts semi nude photos, admits to her love of being cummed of, but then cries and throws a temper tantrum and threatens to "quit posting" every time someone brings it up
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>>36579634
No shit. Reminds me of all the Lucy faggots. I bet this titcows story is just as real as Lucy's was
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>>36579634
>literally making things up

She hasn't thrown tantrums or threatened to stop posting

And I'm the anon that started this shitpost about fapping to her tits
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>>36579535
>>36579148
I was kidding about the whole get social skills to dick Kissy

Cause you don't need any social charm or moves, just having a dick will do
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>>36579676
Just yesterday friendo

"I think I'm going to stop posting for a while"

Sound familiar? It should.
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>>36579671
Fuck off Story. She's shown proof unlike the other tripfags. kys
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Everybody keeps complaining, but none of it really matters. Let's be honest, we are all starved for content.
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>>36579696
nigga she said she just wanted to stay away for a bit not leave

>>36579671
Her story has yet to have one inconsistency and she posted original content. out of all the tripfags hers might actually be real
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>>36579717
Awww, should I make up some new characters for you guys to latch onto? It's pretty pathetic what you're orbiting now that I'm gone
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>>36579765
holy shit

Story-chan is batshit insane and VERY angry about no longer being the center of attention

God help us
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>>36579765
hahahaha so it is you that keeps reposting kissy. that's so hilarious that you're jealous.

at least I admit to fapping to her because I'm a fatass and thirsty for her luscious tits
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>>36579741
>inconsistency
oh yeeah
>getting felt up, but oh no! im also keeping you updated at the same time
fuck off you piece of shit.
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I just want to say that I think it's funny that my throwaway joke turned out to be accurate.

Sorry for feeding I couldn't help it.
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>>36579836
Oh, hey titcow. Got any new pics? These guys are getting horny
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>>36579836
wait what

what posts did you make
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>>36579886
I jokingly said "What if angry-chan was story-chan all a long?" as an innocent joke that I didn't actually mean.

I was right it seems.
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>>36579717
Not to be a naysayer, but she hasn't really proven herself. Unless she can provide specific timestamp requests quickly, there's no real proof.
Which reminds me, still haven't heard shit from "worried imouto" since she promised to get back within a few days

>>36579741
I can confirm Laura's real, but I'm not posting the proof
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>>36579868
Kek, just mad you haven't been fucked by a dog yet?
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>>36579928
can you at least explain it? I'd like to know at least one person from here is real. even if they didn't succeed.
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Do my Dolan's count as proof I'm real?
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>>36579975
Early on I asked her to show me the scars on her fingers and she did, and since then she's provided more convincing proof

>>36580019
We all know you're really an automated office printer
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>>36580019
No one cares if you're real, cuck
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>>36579928
I'm not gonna blow my plausible deniability (I would really like to be able to walk away from this if someone ID's me since this is public) but I will say that I know Austria is more than likely real.

Can't post the proof either though.

>>36580019
Of course that counts, Uncle. We all know you're a real office printer.
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>>36580110
Is Laura a cute
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>>36580110
alright. I guess thats reassuring. Sad that the failure is the real one, but that would make sense.
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>>36580165
aw fuck wrong image. stupid misclick
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>>36580176
Yes, but she'll deny it
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>>36580214
... You're not K, are you?
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>>36580165
did she send you a pic of her sister

i envy you for having her email
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>In exchange for favors, such as doing my chores, or buying me something from the store, I give my little sister a massage
>Range from foot, head, arm, and back massages
>I proceed to give her a typical back massage
>Usually do it with a shirt in between, so nothing too lewd
>Each individual massage session usually lasts 15 minutes, if she's timing it. Otherwise they can go a little bit more or less, usually less, because I'm lazy and have a habit at shirking away from my obligations
>10 minutes in and my arms are sore from kneading her back muscles.
>Nothing to do but watch the tv that's in her room (we are currently in her bed)
>I get curious, and decide I want to massage other parts of her body
>Propose plan to my imouto
>Tell her I want to try massaging her arm pit
>She was always sensitive to tickling so I'm curious how she will react
>She gives me a weird look and tells me that massaging her armpit is weird, and also she's ticklish, so it probably won't feel good.
>Continued goading, and stretching the time from 15 minutes to 20, finally breaks her, and she finally agrees.
>I tell her to turn around, lay on her back and face me
>She complains about not being able to see the tv
>I remind her that she's on netflix, and if it really bothers her, she can just pause it until we finish
>She eventually gives up and just lays there on her back
>I stare at her prone figure for a second, before I sit on her stomach
>She has pretty big breasts, so my thighs are almost touching, but not really since her shirt and bra keep them restrained
>So I'm sitting on top of her, while she's looking up at me
>Since we were kids, we usually wrestled (fought violently), so this sort of position isn't that odd for us. Still, I can't help but imagine the paizuri scenes that I usually read/watch in hentai
>After hearing my sister's annoyed voice from below me, I focus my attention back to the current topic at hand.
>Start folding up her sleeves

Fuck, this was longer than I thought. Cont?
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>>36580320
I can't say what it was because muh trust
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>>36580273
Fuck dude I wish
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>>36580165
>Favourite tripfag is likely real

Tonight's a good night
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>>36580399
what's laura look like anyway?

>>36580399
must be a good feel. glad to have helped
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>>36580389
I know what her email is. Or at least I did, I was there when she posted it. I just didn't save it or anything, I'm not going to contact her because I have no right to

but did she send you pics of her sis
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>>36580446
shit meant to respond to deer guy first I am bad at posting tonight
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>>36580365
god damn this fanfic is good anon, keep going
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>>36580365
Unless it ends in rape I don't want to see it.
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>The trips all have a secret little incest club

This isn't something I ever expected to be jealous of.
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>>36580463
Can't blame you. Bet you're clamming up about something.
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>>36580515
I'm playing games with my aniki so it's hard to do that and post. Nothing lewd.

totally not super nervous because I'm gonna try to initiate if he doesn't tonight
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>>36580446
Cute, smooth skin, round face, beautiful dark eyes, hair about even with the bottom of her nose

I don't think she has ears though
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>>36580446
Super good feel, I get emotionally invested in people/their situations so knowing my feels aren't being wasted is a good feel indeed
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>>36580604
skin tone? does she have baggy eyes or dark circles? any moles? hair color?
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Will you niggers atleast stick to a specific thread title so you don't keep getting by my filter? Fucking tripfags man.
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>>36580604
she wasn't the same girl who got her face posted in the red shirt here around when I joined this thread, was she?
is she really that short too?

>>36580630
yeah it was pretty nice to get a confirm
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>>36574778
>I will never have a little sister that gets jealous that I'm playing with someone else.
>I will never be able to give her kisses to make up for it


Kill me.
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>>36580455
>>36580389
hey come on, at least say yes or no
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>>36580671
>is she really that short too?
i can't believe you went there
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>>36580655
Uhh, lightly tanned? Depends on how much sleep she gets, so sometimes. No. Brown

>>36580671
No, her face will never be posted publicly
5'2 1/2
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>>36580509
oh missed this little reply

we're only tripfagging otherwise the posts would get confusing as fuck because ongoing stuff

I literally do not trip anywhere else
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>>36580834
>5'2 1/2
loli laura confirmed?
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>>36580839
Yeah ok, attentionwhore.
You trip for the attention, which is why you posted your tits.
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>>36580893
hey at least I didn't make up 4 fucking entire stories and post for months then have a mental break down after confessing
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>>36580893
>You trip for the attention
i disagree, she trips so we can follow the stories she posts here without some other faggot coming in and claiming to be her
>which is why you posted your tits.
can't defend this honestly
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>>36580839
I was more referring to all the
>Fufufufu I have proof from our secret conversations
>But I'll never tell
Not the actual trips
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>>36580502
It doesn't

>Even though I give her massages all the time, I don't really get to see much skin. Sister usually wears shirt and pajama shirt inside
>See her arm pit
>I don't know what I was expecting, but there's a surprising lack of hair
>Relay observations to my sister and asks if she shaved recently
>She denies it, and tells me that she's naturally hairless (which I don't believe)
>Call her out on her bullshit, and as if to prove a point, I touch her left armpit with my finger
>Kind of aggressive petting, as I try to feel out her armpit for any stubble or hair
>She's laughing uncontrollably at this point, her abdomen is shaking, while her chest is heaving, causing her breasts to move around erratically
>After ignoring a few of her pleas for mercy, I eventually stop
>After she calmed down and after confirming the very slight, but completely present hair, I begin my massage
>Using one finger, I trace a straight line down the crook of her armpit
>She squirms a little, but because of how slow and light my touch is, it doesn't really tickle her
>I continue moving my finger up and down her armpit, occasionally tracing circular spirals to mix
>I can feel a slight wetness (her sweat)
>Do this to her right armpit as well
>Judging by how she's reacting, and the occasional shudder that I can feel through her abdomen
>At this point, we are both silent, the only sound in the room is coming from the tv that's still playing
>After a while, I stop running my finger down her armpit.
>Instead, I grab onto the top part of her arm, just a cm or two away from the center of her armpit
>Because of how sudden it was, her shoulders visibly jump
>She gives me this weird look, but she doesn't say anything
>I ignore her, and start kneading the back of her arm
>Instead of the light touch from earlier, I'm moving slowly but with force.
>Knead her arm like its her back
>I can feel the sweat seeping into my palms
>She doesn't say anything, but I notice her breathing a bit heavily
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>>36580948
You're still just as much an attentionwhore though
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>>36580948
Fucking hell I like when you're mean
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>>36580979
Man the whole armpit fetish is just one that I will never get. Same goes for footfags.
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>>36580962
yeah I don't ask people do defend me it was pretty dumb in hindsight

>>36580969
oh I thought you meant the thread itself being the incest club. my mistake

>>36580982
no anon, I'm exactly 1/4th the attention whore.

>>36581034
th-thanks bro
>mfw
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>>36580982
Wait, is that really you story-chan? I thought the "everybody shitposting is story-chan" was just a meme?
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>>36581060
Some girls have really cute feminine feet, although most feet repulse me. Armpits are nonsexual for me, plus they stink.
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>>36581096
Not responding to anything in this particular post of yours, but you're a rude cunt and fuck you
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>>36581107
>now I'm being labeled as story-chan
First it was angry-chan, now story-chan, quit being autistic. I am an anonymous poster and nothing more
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>>36581159
everybody shitting up the thread by posting their stories is story-chan
everybody shitting up the thread by trying to fight the tripfags is angry-chan
it's as easy as that at least this is what i think
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>>36581151
I'm actually pretty nice to people on this thread, thank you.
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>>36581224
Nah you're kind of a self-absorbed cunt
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>>36581224
Not to me. And all I did was ask a question
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>>36581207
welcome to why I only take responsibility for my posts when I'm actually talking about my own relationship

I really wish I could find some kind of community like this that isn't either complete bullshit fetish fuel, or trapped in /r9k/ of all fucking places
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>>36581241
>>36581255
don't you have a woman hating thread you need to be in? sperging so hard about a woman having an insulting tone this hard is probably the reason you're on r9k
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>>36581320
>being this condescending in a fucking incest thread on /r9k/
tippity topcock, delusional.
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>>36581320
You didn't have an insulting tone. You were just disrespectful. I asked you a simple "yes or no" question which you ignored, twice.
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>>36581207
not quite it. angry chan is the hypothetical person who rages about trips (which you got right) and story chan is someone who made up 4 people and pretended to be them for months, then freaked out because "my thread I build is changing"

>>36581241
Not even gonna humble brag to prove you wrong. I'll leave it up to other posters to make up their mind.

>>36581255
I didn't act rude to anyone asking a question, though. What did you ask and how was I rude?

>>36581354
Ohhhhh that what you meant. Also I'm not that anon. I clearly said I wasn't gonna share. It was pretty disrespectful to ask after I said that, in my eyes.
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>>36581320
Sound delusional to me desu senpai. I'd know, I am a supreme gentleman and have a degree in psychology.
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>>36580979
>My hands start to wander
>I slowly move closer to the center of her armpit
>I hover over it for a second, before instead, I start kneading the flesh just above the center of her armpit
>I put more strength into my hands as time passes, but I make sure to keep it deliberately slow
>find out that if I move to fast, it starts tickling her
>Although my eyes are focused, I can't help but discretely notice the changes happening to my sister
>Reddening face, heavier breathing, chest quivering
> I eventually reach the center of her armpit
>because of the way it bends inward, I pause for a moment and think about how I should go about doing this
>Eventually decide to just knead it with the palm of my hand
>I press into it with force
>Sister reacts more strongly than before
>I keep doing it, adding more force as time passes
>After a while, I change up my tactic, and I press into the very center of her armpit using three fingers
>I can feel the squishiness intermixed with the slightly damp feeling of sweat
>Sister lets out a slight squeak, which is more of a gasp than anything else
>My hands continue moving, and I notice how her armpit leads directly to her breasts
>Without even realizing it myself, my hands start slowly moving downward
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>>36581413
>Eventually I reach the edge of her shirt
>I'm still kneading, but this time, I stick the tips of my fingers inside her shirt
>No response from my sister
>I continue, moving my finger deeper and deeper
>I think I hit something because she suddenly lets out a very loud sound
>It wasn't really a full scream, but more of a gasp intermixed with a shout
>Still, it was loud enough to make me stop
>Realize what I just did. Feel a weird mixture of guilt and arousal
>Before I can say anything, my sister grabs her phone from her bedside, and tells me we past the time
>I awkwardly nod my head, before getting off of her
>She rolls her shirt sleeves back down, and sits up
>A few seconds of silence, before she suddenly gets up and tells me she needs to pee
>Before I could respond, she's already out of the room
>Stay seated for a few seconds, before I get up and head back to my room.
I discovered a new fetish thanks to this incident.
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Stop shitflinging, cunts. There's a story going on

>>36580365
>>36580979
>>36581413
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>>36581401
I didn't ask you to share anything. I wasn't asking for her email or a picture. It was a yes or no question. The answer only serves to satisfy curiosity and wouldn't jeopardize her privacy in any meaningful way. You sure you're not an undiagnosed autist?

But your being secretive kinda confirms that she did do something to that effect. So thanks
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>>36581427
>mfw i finish reading
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>>36572595
>79 CENT SLUSHIES
Fucking lost, cute
>>36572205
>>36572232
Really? Really?
>>36576173
Damn
>>36580671
No, that was a girl (possible trap) I said looked a bit like me and I got the idea for the short hair from

Sorry there were some I missed, it was like 9 hours of posting
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>>36581513
The answer is no and I never asked/never will ask because it's rude to bring up people's family into a thread like this.

You're calling me disrespectful then you post this
>You sure you're not an undiagnosed autist?

I'm not responding further about this. You're rude. Listen to this guy >>36581447
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>>36581607
>attentionwhore gets triggered and needs whiteknights to defend her
What else is new?
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>>36581641
Someone needs to cum tribute her pics
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>>36581641
sir that white knight is busy with elves, he can't help her
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>>36581427
So when are you fucking her?


This is an original comment.
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>>36581607
Funny you'd say it's "rude to bring up people's family into a thread like this", when you were careless enough to post a picture which revealed your brother's nickname.
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>>36581709
you're too angry story chan. go get drunk and stop posting already
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>>36581602
Ah I see. Yeah I recognized the possible trap from other threads which is why I wondered.

So anyways, what's been going on with you and K?
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>>36581602
Hey there, welcome back. Almost didn't recognize you. Hope you're doing alright.
>79 cent slushy
She couldn't even finish it and it was a small.
Oh, and have the stupid doodle.
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>>36581800
I'm not Story-Chan. Story-Chan is the one being a rude cunt for no reason, I'm the one being a rude cunt because I'm annoyed at her
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>>36581858
Look, I apologize for bothering you. But I wasn't gonna answer that.

And by the way, it's a nickname that only I say to him. No one would be able to identify him with just that.

Just chill. I'm here for happy times right now.
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>>36581957
Alright, fair enough, sorry for having acted like a piece of shit and called you an autist.
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>>36581957
We're here for happy times too. Post more tits shots
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>>36581806
Things are going good, I haven't been posting much about us other than "I'm going to K's" for a bit
Anyhow, while I was there today it got to the point of him kissing down my stomach and looking to pull down my pants but I scurried out from under him. He looked kinda disappointed but he didn't press it or anything, just brushed it off I guess
>>36581817
I'm not sold on chicken nugget given that it's a joke about me being small
I don't understand half of that doodle, and I'm not going to try to
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>>36582165
It's Chick Nugget, not chicken nugget
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>>36582029
no worries anon

>>36582165
>He looked kinda disappointed
I'm sure he may have been. But if he's anything as patient as my aniki is, I don't think he'll hold it against you and say it was worth it in the end.

At least he probably won't have to wait 3-4 years like my aniki did.

Side note, is K down with you calling him daddy? only half joking
>>
It's 4 am, I should be sleeping but instead I'm lurking on a Chinese image board website, to see how the tripfags incest and life in general is coming along

What in oblivion am I doing with my life
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>>36582165
Small chicken nuggets, huh? My sister keeps pulling me in to watch some videos of her new craze: oversized foods. Which involved a disgustingly big chicken nugget.

And I guess that's cool of him of not getting so hung up about it. It is cool, right?
>>36582425
Wanna talk Gundam?
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>>36582425
Can I talk to you about how much I love my aniki?
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>>36582507
Not enough to fuck him, apparently
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>>36565532
i wish i was an only child ga daisuki desu
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>>36582443
What did you think of the last Gundam series? I'm not much of a Gundam fan but I watched it. It was surprisingly deep and emotionally investing.

>>36582526
I'm trying anon. I'm trying.
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>>36582507
>>36582443

Sure, talk away, it'll distract me from the spider that was on my wall which has now disappeared, I bet once I lie down it'll crawl onto my face
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>>36582660
>that feel when you swallow it in your sleep
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>>36582246
W-what
Has he been typing chick nugget this whole time?
>>36582273
I can't wait 3-4 years
And I don't want to call him daddy, that's not hot or anything to me
>>36582425
Hey don't feel bad, I post here as a coping mechanism
>>36582443
Show her power washing videos
>Wanna talk Gundam?
Leave him alone
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>>36582594
Iron Blooded Orphans? It was cool. I absolutely loved the suit designs. Fuck, I even heard that people just loved this series for the model kits alone. The second season was way better, even if there was a lot of conflicting opinions on how it ended. I didn't care for it.. Gotta love the brutal fight against Hashmal though.
>>36582660
Oh shit, you said yes. Well, my sister likes Petitgguys. And I mean, she REALLY likes these tiny fuckers.
>>36582768
I could work in the PR department for Bandai if I could. I'll become the plastic Jew.
>power washing videos
She'll probably find her way to those videos soon.
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>>36582660
I love him so much that I still get giddy every time we kiss. He's the best thing in my life ever <3

>>36582768
I'm sure he doesn't mind too much that you're taking it slow.

>>36582734
STOP

>>36582848
Yeah, IBO. I loved the plot and characters more than anything. And the ending was actually kind of great in my opinion. It was brutal.
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>>36582768
>Hey don't feel bad, I post here as a coping mechanism

aw man now I feel kinda bad for making fun of you
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>>36582734
Please don't anon, I just want to die peacefully on my bed

I am pretty hungry though, so I'm not opposed to it doing a reenactment of a face hugger from alien

>>36582768
Pretty much same, you guys are a nice bunch of fags and I'm glad I decided to lurk on this board, also glad you can gain help/comfort from posting, Laura (I might fk up speech or not say stuff clearly cause I'm fkn tired)
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>>36582939
Do you read imouto hentai much?
Do not mind me, just researching.
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>>36582939
That's pretty fkn cute Kissy-chan, your aniki is very lucky, I wish you the best with him.

Seeing all the trips talk about their imoutos/anikis gets me a lil jealous I must admit, i wish I had one so I could be their Onee-sama or vice versa
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>>36583029
Actually not really. I was in denial about my feelings for a long while I only came to this thread to talk about my brocon aniki so I didn't go into this with a fetish. I kinda do now though

>>36583049
Aww thank so much. I am so happy with him I really am.
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>>36582939
Yeah, conflicting. Fug, makes me wish my sister would get caught up so she can get tired of hearing me complain.
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>>36582848
Shoot for the moon bear
>>36582939
I think we should talk about it next time I see him
>>36582964
Nah, I take it as your guys' way of showing love. And I like it, you guys aren't scared you're gonna hurt my feelings or worried about bullying
>>36582966
Yea it's a comfy place
And thanks, I like most everyone here and what I just mentioned about the banter
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>>36583075
No problem, it's really endearing to hear when people are in a happy relationship

>>36583136
Definitely, it's always good fun when I visit here, especially walking in on war of the tits, I'm on the small tits team, sorry Kissy

Anyway goodnight, going to sleep now and hoping that spider doesn't face fuck me
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>>36583082
Animes that have the courage to kill the main protag get instant praise from me. And the fact that the villain wins and achieves his goal and is viewed as a hero just makes it so much more of a gut puncher.

And some of the deaths teddy bear shop just reduced me to tears. I was not expecting this level of quality from a Gundam show.

>>36583136
I'm sure he'll be understanding. I wouldn't worry he seems super sweet to you.

>I take it as your guys' way of showing love
so what's it like being a flat chested adult? pic related

>>36583212
>sorry Kissy
y-you're just jealous
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>>36583136
I'll probably miss, but thank you.
How tiring was the REEEEING for you?
>>36583251
A little fucking Tomino you are. I respect that. But I'll give it credit where it's due.
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>>36583212
God I hope that spider violently throat fucks you into tears, occasionally slowing down to let you try your best to catch your breath, and when it finally cums and you shake your head begging to spit out it's hot, thick load, it covers your mouth and just repeats "swallow" until you submit and he is pleased with your performance, but still punishes you for making him half to tell you to swallow
>>36583251
Well, I posted this gif yesterday, also I'm short
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>>36583251
>jealous
Sure... I prefer to run without my breasts having a rave party, thanks
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I want to be chairman of the itty bitty titty committee
And with that, I bid you all goodnight

>>36583373
Laura what the fuck
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>>36583373
I'm sure you want to bury your face between these funbags Laura, but I'm taken
is it wrong that Shouta-kun is my favorite character from that series?

>>36583388
I'm sure I'm sure

>>36583395
you got my vote
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>>36583395
You don'thave titties, fuck off
And hey, for a story about a spider it's fucking hot
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>>36583456
>for a story about a spider it's fucking hot
You fucking weirdo, sasuga daddy-fucker wanna be.
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>>36583456
yeah laura that was actually pretty fucked up
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>>36583456
That doesn't matter. Including me, I've got the majority vote so far
Besides "half to" it was pretty good
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>>36583437
I've never watched the series, but straight shota is okay and
>>36583498
>>36583512
Come on, if it wasn't a spider your say it's hot
>>36583517
You can't vote if you're not even part of the committee
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>>36583373
As a furfag who yiffs to spiderman, You've made me look forward to sleeping even more, I'll make sure to be a good girl for dom spid

Sidenote, me and Laura should re-enact that gif
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>>36583598
I guess my vote is null then. Oh well, I'm still the reigning queen of the tiity monsters. Also,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc
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boku no pico had a character named coco
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>>36583598
>if it wasn't a spider your say it's hot
Nah Laura, not everyone is a cum craving slut that gets off to being a cumbucket.
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>>36583871
yeah uhh not everyone and all that
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>>36569009
meh your brother is done for life. if he thought you fucked his life now you just confirmed it for him. at this point i would consider putting down your brother. just because you tried to help him it doesnt mean that its actually going to help him
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>>36569412
>press charges against your brother
huh and then you wonder why he thought you ruined his life. you re actually a piece of shit.
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>>36584068
SLUUUUT!!!!

>>36584216
>you re actually a piece of shit.
Oh looks like her brother has internet in the hospital.
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>>36584216
>Look I know you've been planning in extreme detail exactly how you would torture, rape, and dismember me and all my friends, then jacking off to the thought of it
>And I know you actually tried to kill me just now
>But as we all know, every sister out there secretly just wants her brothers dick. C'mere you.
>Oh I'm bleeding.
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>>36584292
>implying
her sister sound like a narcissistic piece of shit, while her "help" with the bullies probably only did more damage to him since the bullies will see this as revenge. not only that i believe this story is not even fucking real, the last part of the green text reads like the fucking conversation between obi wan and anakin.
the most likely scenario is that this story is fake and the thing behind it is an attention whore.
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>>36584361
she lost all of the type of empathy after she wrote that she would press charges. if this shitty story is true that is, she is just an hypocrite narcissistic piece of shit that never really cared about her brother but only cared about the attention she would get for being a "good sister"
>hehe "i love you" and "protected you" but you tried to hurt me so now im going to send you to jail for breaking the nap while our last conversation will be the same as the dialog between obi wan and anakin.
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>>36584367
>the last part of the green text reads like the fucking conversation between obi wan and anakin.
That part wasn't her, were you even paying attention?

Besides the guy literally tried to kill her, he deserves it.
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>>36584412
she wrote the story you fucking idiot. you want me to believe that her father reacted as obi wan and then pepper sprayed him. this is pathetic.
also if you think pressing charges and sending a mentally unstable individual to prison is something good then you are also a retarded piece of shit. mainly for believing this story.
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>>36584406
>Hehe you fetishize the idea of mutilating me, immobilizing me, and keeping me as a torture pet, then tried too stab me in the heart when I found out about it, but I'll just go on living in the same house as you because you're obviously just misunderstood. Who needs immediate psychiatric help anyway?
You're one of those robots who idolize mass shooters aren't you?
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>>36584460
>he wrote the story you fucking idiot. you want me to believe that her father reacted as obi wan and then pepper sprayed him.
Are you really this stupid or just pretending? It's getting really hard to tell these days.
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>>36584460
I thought you had misread the story, but you're actually this retarded, aren't you?
This is the last (You) you're getting from me.
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>>36584512
>hehe i will believe all the shitty stories that i read on a general after 5 of the tripfag stories in here turned out to be fake
>even if the story includes dialog from star wars and a non sense backstory
do the world a favor and kill yourself.
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>>36584558
>>36584539
>"you were supposed to condemn the bullies. Not join them!"
>"Bring love to your sister, not leave her disfigured!"
>"You were my brother Aniki. I loved you"
now lets
how the dialog of star wars looks like
>You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the force... not leave it in darkness!
> You were my brother, Anakin! I loved you!
so yeah i got confused because of some faggot saying that it was the father, but it was actually the sister. just kys both of you. you re retarded if you believe this shit.
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>>36584609
For fuck's sake Anon see >>36568987 >>36569023.
The way you read the stoy is:
>>36568930
>>36568954
>>36569009
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>>36584609
I'm just gonna post this because this is boring >>36569023

Can you just stop already.
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>>36584652
it doesnt matter the entire story is still retarded. it smells so hard of bullshit just like the jap incest story where they both commit suicide.
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>>36584683
the thread is over it doesnt matter . but if anyone here believes this type of bullshit stories then this general should be finally banned.
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>>36584713
honestly it's a bit tough to swallow that it's real but ffs man your argument was shit
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>>36584609
You could have just said "yes I am pretending to be retarded"

It's less typing.
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>>36584728
>its real
>all off my connecting with my brother is completely gone after he tried to stab me with a butter knife now if you excuse me im going to press charges against him while i act as an innocent thing after turning my entire family against him.
>also this story is true, there is no way i would write fancfiction of what i would do to my brother that teases me while im the saint of the family.
the fact that no one called bullshit on this nonsense is completely retarded.
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>>36584814
My younger brother stole my car before. I stopped talking to him for almost 4 years. The only reason I didn't press charges was because I slugged the shit out of him for it. That's not what's not believable.

What's not believable was how the exchange went down and how conveniently the father didn't stop the kid from trying to stab his sister with a butter knife while everyone just watched as he rummaged to find a knife when they knew he was talking about killing his sister.

Then there's the "muh conveniently can't show proof".

But again, your argument against it was shit. You fell for a bait and wouldn't listen to people telling you it was a troll.

You're retarded dude.
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>>36584911
my argument is not shit in this type of story lad. literally this bitch claimed to be protective and other retarded shit and then cuts off all feelings for the brother and instantly wants to press charges.
and yes even if i failed for the bait it doesnt change the fact that the story could have that shit written on it and the majority of the retards in this thread would roleplay along as if it was true.
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>>36584980
nigga have you ever had someone try to kill you, you really lose a lot of empathy after that.

again, that's not what's unbelievable. it's virtually everything else
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>>36585010
considering that my brother is schizophrenic with almost no control on his anger. yes and still no one in my family turned immediately to pressing charges against him.
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>>36559029
i don't know what OP did wrong, but this
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>>36567864
if this is real and you're not just rping or whatever you're a horrible person.
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>>36561588
you need to tell him that kek wills it
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New thread.
Go post some stories.
>>36585421
>>36585421
>>36585421
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make sure to keep the new thread bumped
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