ITT: We post our 4chan rap sheets Mine: 1 day ban for "posting

>>36558804
I think my first ban was for replying to a coupon thread in 09 or 10 on /b/

>>36558804

I've been locked up so many times for posting "garbage" that I can't even remember. Hardest time I ever did was like a month for ban evasion. I'm a bad, bad man.

Recently it's only ever happened on /a/, and only when I made posts shitting on NTR or cuckoldry. I honestly think at least one of the /a/ mods is an actual cuckold, because I've been banned there multiple times for even passing comments about how it's a shit fetish.

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>>36558804
Janny blocked me for 15 when I criticized his shit.
>entire thread of ebbin pence meams is fine
>one obvious troll thread, and in fact probably a false flag, isn't
nice vanity board you have here, faggot

>>36558804
>1 month ban for rading /x/
>1 month for spamming gore on /ck/
>1 month for cuckposting on /r9k/

Like 1 month is gonna do shit lmao, thug life nigga.

3 global permabans for "idiot pedophile"

I got permabanned for age-baiting a 30yo loser here on r9k. Made a post like "Haha dude Im only 13 but already touched three pussies. lol"

I was able to appeal the ban after a a few days.

>>36558804
>multiple week-long bans for derailing threads on [s4s]
i dont use [s4s] so i assume it was my roommate

>permaban for posting in a thread that someone else posted cp in
mods are fags please dont ban me

3 day ban from pol for posting a thread about dogs

3 day (? idr length) from mu for posting a thread with donald trump with tiny heads saying TAKE A LOOK AT THESE HANDS

Once I got IP banned for soliciting for cp.

>>36558804
I've never been banned but occasionally, since I browse on mobile, ISPs get thrown or whatever and I get someone else's ban from a board I've never posted on - sometimes it's expired lel

>>36558913
details please. Im curious

>>36558913
That Inspector Redwood, what a card.
>the black mod gets to issue custom bantext but all the whites have to use shitty premade templates that don't allow them to TOTALLY OWN the peons they've banned
Fucking diversity hires, man. I wonder if Hiro kept him on.

>>36558968
Also, it's funny how transparent they are about needing to retain users.
>no more no-read bans
>making /trash/ to retain the furfags and pornposters
>banning Discord threads

I mean, can you imagine Instagram banning Discord posts? Twitter's falling like a fucking rock and they still let you link all their shitty competitors. 4chan won't even ADVERTISE other boards, unless they're jokes like buttpoet or whatever.

the only one i can remember is i got banned for 3 days on /tv/ a few years ago for saying something about niggers

One underage ban

Too many "garbage outside of /b/" and spam bans to count

3 raid bans

One automatic ban for saying the D word

Over 40 bans. I once got banned from three boards at once. Then I stopped being a cunt and haven't been banned since.

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So you guys must be the new fellas hmmm?

You ever been banned from ALL BOARDS. For one small thing you did on /pol/? I asked some /pol/acks if they wanted to have an orgy sucky succ party, I got banned for days over it.

I got banned 20-10 times, I've never changed my ways though homes! NEVER EVER! I'll post BBC on /pol/ so what if I get banned from all boards for days? I don't care. I'm a bad man. I done some bad things.

>>36559156

whoa...this guy seems tough...better not fuck with him...

>>36559156
I got petmabanned from all boards once.

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a few times i got 1 day bans from here for posting /b/ content outside of /b/
they were "pick a GF" threads like pic related

also got a 3 day ban for "spamming" because i began posting a literal entire novel (like copy and pasted from project gutenberg) in some awful thread, i don't even remember what it was
i deserved that one tho

>1 month ban on /x/ for ayy lmao shitposting
>Week ban on /mu/ for posting vocaroos of my farts and asking anons their opinions on this "neoncore blightpunk piece I created"
>Week ban on /v/ for posting off topic content(was just baiting consolecucks, classic)
>Country wide ISP range ban back in '09 I think for some extreme shitposting and cross board raiding
>A few months on all boards for doxxing some namefag
>Week long on /fit/ for detailing every thread by posting my skinny body and baiting people
>From /b/ for some weeks for pretending to be an underage faggot RuneScape player

I don't feel anything anymore anyways

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>>36559156
Watch out boys this one's dangerous

>>36559098
The D word?

>>36559156
Hahhajjajjaja holy shit. Had a giggle homes

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Still don't know why I got banned

>>36558882
>entire thread of ebbin pence meams is fine
Was it the Mike Pence/Johnny Quest memes thread?

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>tfw shitposting through 14 proxy's

>>36559208
I got banned for participating in one of those roll images.

>>36559208
oh shit I got to roll now

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>>36559252
Also for this during the WC

>>36559236
d././,.,/../....,.,/../.,.,.o...,/...,..../././././.,,.,.,x

I'm paranoid man, it got me like 4 months

>>36558804
I got am all board 3 monther during the whole gamergate thing, but I don't really play vidya anymore.

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>>36559252
You must've done something to piss off a mod. If not this is fucking hilarious

>>36559208

I've gotten a couple bans for replying to posts like those too, but most of the time it seems like it's alright.

>>36559212
>Week ban on /mu/ for posting vocaroos of my farts and asking anons their opinions on this "neoncore blightpunk piece I created"

Literally audibly. kekked. 10 outta 10

I've gotten many week long bans for shitposting.

My worst was a month long ban after one of my posts got taken out of context on /tv/

And that's why I stopped using /tv/

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>>36559319
It was that long ago i don't even remember it at all

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>>36559333
>>36559274
yeah, i've seen other threads like this go for 200+ posts with no real problems. not really sure what triggers the mods and what doesn't to be honest here

there is also a version of this image without the numbers, which i no longer have. i've still got this one though

>>36559356
Banned posters are better than anyone who posts, in all honesty

I got banned from /b/ for like a day like 7 years ago for invading /ic/ with a bunch of other retards and posting the same picture over and over again.

Got banned for posting about Felicity Jones on /tv/

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>just go to /lgbt/ bruh
Just eat my ass, farn.

>>36559212
>Week ban on /mu/ for posting vocaroos of my farts and asking anons their opinions on this "neoncore blightpunk piece I created"

This one's going straight to reddit.

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>>36559377
>ywn have a gf like Cammie

I don't even know why I go on

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I've been banned so many fucking times for trash outside of /b/ I stopped counting

Pic related, my favorite ban

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>>36559647
You're being monitored right now by the government anon, there's no escaping it.

Jujjin all day everyday get payed get laid u know what i said juj niqqa fricka fracka a stupid cracka like you

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>>36558804
>Bring banned so few times you actually remember how many times
Cute.
I've been using 4chan since early 2004 so even though I don't usually break rules, I've banned countless times. Even for random bullshit. Posted 2 images of the same character in a row, banned for avatarfagging. Posted an image of an anime girl in a bikini, banned for nsfw. Though they are usually short bans so whatever. My longest ban though was for 2 years when I posted that I was 16 years old on /b/ back in 2008, I think. Nowadays though, even if they're like 14, kids get banned for only a month. Feels bad man

>>36559694
Yeah you know what I'd rather just delete my posts than get another month long ban.

Fuch you Chip Handsome

I stopped counting how many times i've been banned but most of it has been testing out DC vs Marvel bias among mods on /co/

Say something shitty about Marvel and you get your post removed at worst. Say something even remotely shitty about DC and you get insta 3 day ban

>>36559377
It's literally happening right now and it has more than 400 posts
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>>36559802
I was just joking dude, if anything it showed that you weren't a pedo

Recently I got 3 day ban from /vg/ for "posts must be related to video games".

Only because I made a single post in AGDG about how I wanted to be a little girl when the loli-jam was going on.

>>36558804
I don't even remember all of them, several one days and three days for "posting garbage outside of /b/", fucking bullshit, some week long bans for critizing mods, one or two three week bans, don't really remember why? a month long ban for ban evasion, a permaban for revealing my power level in /qa/ when it was new, back in 2015?

>>36559319
I once got into an argument with someone on /b/. Next thing I knew I was band because "mod was butthurt". They post among us, and they're prissy bitches.

>>36559891
I know man, but my paranoia is real bad. I can't take another ban over some janitor/mod who didn't eat his hot pockets and misinterpreted what I posted.

Probably have twenty bans over the years (since 2008) but I haven't gotten banned in over two years now.

>>36559946
Oh, and another one for raiding /mlp/ when I was a newfag.