>it's time for your physical, anon what do?

"it's time for my annual prostate exam, doc."

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"My boipussy is prepped and waiting, doctor."

>>36558266
jesus christ, just fucking kill yourself

>>36558325
>being this BTFO lmao

>>36558180
c-can you examine my prostate with your dick this time? please? d-desu...

>>36558102
Too masc. My "kill" reflex will win out over my "fuck" reflex. That's just how it is when you're a reptoid.

>>36558102
Fuck, I need to jerk off now

>>36558325
>getting this trig'd :^) by a gay furry pepe

rekt

>>36558102
>O-o-okay.... *bends over* P-please be gentle, doctor......

>tfw best friend is hairy Iraqi refugee
>he's a first-year medical student at an osteopathic college in the South
>told me he's supposed to practice physicals if possible over his upcoming (and only) summer break
>asked me if he can do a physical on me when he comes back
>a-a-are y-you going to make me c-c-cough?

>"Everything except that, man"

Is he going to put his finger up my butt???

>>36558102
>tfw hairy as this
>just want to be a twink

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Open your ass and cough

>>36558102
Uhh, can I get a different doctor?