fembot feels

tits or gtfo roastie
>tfw no original comment

It looks like you really caught r9k's attention with this one. Good job.

>tfw your underboob sweat smells like the skrongest kush in the world and you don't even smoke

>have friends, but hardly relate to them since they're all happy, hardly know anything about pop culture that isn't mainstream, and can't grasp the concept that people can be willingly introverted
>Discord threads start popping up
>normally hate 4chan chatrooms since they're usually filled with meme spammers, edgelords, and people that can't contain their power level
>find one that's actually chill and discourages shit posting
>make friends with a few people and they invite me to play Overwatch with them but I don't have Overwatch
>someone paid me for a colored full body art commissioned last month so I had enough money to buy Overwatch Origins edition
>befriend a guy who is depressed like me
>we both like folk punk
>we ditch Overwatch gaming sessions with robots to do Google Hangouts of us playing on guitar and have deep discussion about the lyrics of folk punk songs and trivia about our favorite bands
>he talks to me about his struggles of finding work because of his lack of social skills
>he lives about 20 minutes away in another city
>tell him he could work as a dish washer or frycook at my cousin's restaurant
>he actually gets the job and thanks me
>after work he would be tired to drive all the way back home so he would crash at my place
>we get drunk, smoke weed, and play guitar a lot
>one night he gets the courage to ask me to take a bath him and use a bath bomb
>tell him it's okay as long as it doesn't turn sexual
>we're taking a bath together and he moves to where I'm at to lean his head on my shoulder
>he tells me that the bath bomb we're enjoying belonged to his ex-girlfriend
>she wanted to try her first bath bomb with him , but she ended up dying in a car accident before she had a chance to use a bath bomb

>>36557151
Damn dude wtf that's cool though I'm happy for you guys you know man that just such a nice story except for his ex dying

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>>36557151
kekt.

you are my favorite poster on r9k. always post in my threads. love the autist stories.

>>36556959
>having an underboob

hello stacey, facebook is that way

>>36556582
Too drunk to care fuck off...fucking shit ca.

I'm going to masturbate for the first time in weeks!

>>36557151
I like folk punk too, nice greentext btw.

>>36557271
this
women shouldn't be on this board unless there is actually something wrong with them like autism

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>>36557314
i do have autism? i constantly have depression and social anxiety.

>>36557474
I'll diagnose you if you post tits with timestamp

>>36557578

I honestly would post tits with timestamp, but my boobs aren't that great looking.

>>36557474
>tfw no qt autistic fembot gf

>>36557474
>tfw no qt autistic depressed anxious gf

>>36557151

I would have raped your roastie cunt tbqh senpai

Is this a legitimate fembot feels thread or a bullshit one

>>36557643
don't be such a tease anon
post tits

>>36557643
Just do it, all tits are great looking.

>>36557723
This. Just do it fembot.

>>36557701
They're all bullshit

TITTIES

Everyone knows the rules, you cunts

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>live by myself in a studio apartment
>buy myself a Pizza Hut Dinner Box

Little Ceasar's pizza is already almost $7 where I live. If I'm going to spend almost $10 on pizza might as well get something more filling than a Large Hot-N-Ready Pepperoni Pizza.

>>36557848
you fat pig, how do you eat all this slop and live with yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNYf894ZM8U

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>>36557314
my gf is a high test INTP, so she probably is an autist right?

any advice fembots?

>>36557878

It's my breakfast, lunch, and dinner for 2 days. Eat the chicken wings with some rice and hotsauce/bbq sauce. I'm too lazy to always cook a healthy meal. :)

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>>36557848
>tfw currently eating sliced bread with a slice of american cheese and butter

>>36557949
there are no "high-test women"
you're thinking of men

>>36557848
disgusting non-vegan roastie

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>>36557965
look, she has more than average for a female.

I think every non-autist here understands what I mean

some fembot hurry up and post tits

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>qt3.14 robot post his face in threads every once in a while
>too shy to ask for his info
>become obsessed and try to find out all i can about him
>yesterday found out he is dating the love of his life
just end me

>tfw your crush nicely puts you down and you're sad but you still want the best for him

>tfw your mama has you on a smoothie diet because you're chubby and you can't have sugary sweets or drinks

>tfw you're cramping so hard and your vagoo is bleed

kms senpai

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>>36558116
fisting helps

>>36558149
Masturbating helps. Fisting? I'm not so sure about that.

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>>36558174
It provides relief from cramps, this is my direct experience.

Obviously it is better worked into a nice pain play session.

>>36558234
what to do about the 10 day diet though
i can't fist my way through that

also i'm not about to have blood on my fist

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>>36558304
well hard protein like peanut butter can usually make it easier to ignore.

Or you can be hardcore and go with:
http://www.nutramed.com/alphaenf/

As for slippery funtime, that's more easily accomplished with a consenting sadist.

Or a dildo and A powerdrill.

>>36558304
Why not just put a bullet through your head?

>white
>get high blood pressure because have been subsisting on instant noodles, canned meat, sausage, and pepperoni sandwiches for the past 3 years
>move in with Asian friend
>her and her Asian roommate make all sorts of vegetable dishes
>health improves

>>36558452
recommend me some decent vegetable dishes

>>36558560

They're a bunch of Asian dishes that I don't know the name of. Roommates are Korean.

Maybe you can find some nice dishes here. They make something similar to this eggplant dish:
https://www.maangchi.com/recipe/gajinaengguk

Then there's some squash stew, seaweed salad, kimchi, cucumber vinegar snack. :C

>no friends
> former beta orbiter chose gf over me
>i know he doesn't love her or even like her like he loved me

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>tfw your gf posts a pic of you with no makeup on insta

>>36558658
I basically hate coleslaw which leaves out a whole lot of Korean stuff desu.

I want to learn more chinese bok choi dishes though.

>>36558706

American coleslaw is nothing like Korean cold vegetable dishes.

>>36558658
kimchi is so fucking good i would die for it

>tfw wanted to make friends on 4chan, put out contact info
>tfw everyone that replies is a male and tries to hit on me
I just wanted friends you guys...

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>>36558816
why don't you have female friends IRL?

i thought it was easy to get in on the minion level in most girl clics

>>36558861
I'm not very good with people irl because I'm quiet. My old friends all became Stacies, for lack of a better word. Also most of these guys get mad when I don't reply immediately. Is this common?

>>36558908
Well if you mean online, then no, it's only normal amongst shitty insecure guys. I mean you have to be careful i guess because typical chad game is to do the opposite, but ideally there is somewhere in the middle.

Maybe join an interest/community group? A non-cult one anyway.

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Just got into eating olives as a snack. What do you think of that?

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>>36558702
Stop pretending to be attractive when you are really ugly then nigger

>look at the threads where people post cute grils
>decide to click it, hoping maybe an ex or someone who knows me posts me in the thread
>never in the threads, just makes me feel gross and unwanted and ugly

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Uhm, female cannae be robots.

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>>36559402
Just self post, and pretend its not you. I'm sure 90% of them are just that.

>>36558116
You should get your bf to give lower belly rubs just above the pubic area it rly helps me with cramps

>>36559948

I may have a cuddle buddy soon, i'll ask them to do this. thanks for the tip!

>>36558092
This could be about me

>never had a boyfriend
>never had a real friend
>never felt comfortable enough to express myself honestly to anyone
It's kind of painful, the older I get the more twisted my view of relationships becomes and I just want to stop trying.

>>36559992
Hope it helps! It always worked for me.
Periods are the worst.

>>36560082
How old are you anon

>>36559992
>cuddle buddy
Absolute cancer

>>36560090
19, I know I'm not that old, but I've been lonely my whole life and it feels like a long time

>>36560082
>>36560131
Do you want to be my friend?
I'm not much good for company but we can talk and I can listen to your problems.

>>36560099
listen man, i was on tinder and this guy wanted to be my cuddle buddy. i'm so nervous but i agreed anyways because i need to get out

t. professional shutin

>>36558816
we can be friends, I'm a girl

i use discord and skype

pick 1 if you want

>>36560131
I only got into my first relationship at 19, it's not too late for anyone!

>>36560166
Just make sure he isn't a grope buddy

>>36560032
What do you look like then? I doubt its you

>>36560147
Hey that'd be cool, how shall we be in contact with each other?

>>36560198
i'm trying. i'm shaking like a chihuahua man, i'm nervous, and i still live with parents and shit and they're protective even though i'm 18 and can't drive but hopefully i can figure it out.

>18 yr old cyborg fembot
>only thing that makes me happiest is talking to hot guys 2-7 years older than me online and them telling me i'm hot and/or that they want to fuck
>make jokes about meeting up, but I know we never will because I'm actually ugly irl and won't go through with it
>basically have long distance friends with benefits

The only way to go my friends.

>>36560208
I doubt it's me too, I'm just saying the vague situation could hold true for me including the "only yesterday found out" part.

But it isn't me.

>>36560272
I'm 21 and still can't drive, hasn't stopped me getting a bf and a gf
You will find someone, don't stress it

>>36560250
Sure.

email me at [email protected]

>>36556582
>tfw you were molested as a child and grew up really lewd but also a nervous wreck shut in with no guy to vent your sex drive on

>>36557848
Ugh god that's delicious.

>tfw really, really, really poor
>go dumpster diving
>mixture of heavily impressed with what I got, ashamed for hte necessity and mildly anxious about if it's OK, because there are no guarantees

Fembots, what is your dream girl like? Personality, appearance, etc.

>>36560400
Is this another lesbian trying to turn us gay

>>36560311
Well what do you look like though? I wanna know

>>36560431
Generic brown haired brown eyed white guy.

I've had various defining features but I'm not going to name any.

>>36560313
what i'm mostly scared about is potentially getting raped

i'm always scared of evrything i don't understand

>>36560416
Ur already gay

>>36558816
I'd be your friend. Except i'm a very boring person and you'd probably regret talking to me

>>36560400
Tall, skinny, flat chested, nice ass. Either blonde or D A R K

>>36560443
See you could actually be him. Do you have a nose ring?

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>>36560352
Damn Anon sounds fucked are you alright?

Any fembots in Florida feel like chatting? This place is weird and I wanna hear opinions

>>36560459
continued... i'm gonna throw up i'm so nervous i'm gonna cry i'm such a weenie he just wants to cuddle

>>36560571
Nope! I'll live though. Heard it's common for people assaulted as a kid.
but
>tfw you're afraid your future bf will dump you for being broken in by your dad

>>36560755
Sounds like your future bf should pretend to be your dad.

>>36560549
Nope.

No piercings. I know who you mean now though and your taste sickens me.

>>36560755
Fuck Anon I hope you do ok. Do you get counselling for it or anything? it's helped me a lot with my issues I'm sure you could be happier.

>>36559249
Green or black?

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>>36560250
>>36560343
pls respond onegai

>>36560885
Never, just vanished from them one day lol
Don't really want to dig that whole thing up again

>>36560822
Nooo hes my cute husbando. Im sure you got the wrong guy

>>36560755
>tfw you're afraid your future bf will dump you for being broken in by your dad
At least you have a bit of a sense of humor.

Truth is it won't be that much of an issue, a decent person will hardly blame someone for something they had no control over. If they actually ran, they did you a favor.

>give robot a chance since he seems lonely
>he fucks the friendship up by leaking your lewds and talking shit about you behind your back

>>36560352
>tfw want lewd shut in gf
>finding shut in partners is a game of luck

>>36561077
I'm sure you'll get through it one day Anon just do your best mental stuff sucks no matter what it is.

>>36561134
>sending him lewds in the first place
If a guy asks for nudes it's an immediate red flag.

>>36561134
It doesn't usually turn out like that, right? It makes the "tfw no gf" posts show a lack of introspective.

>>36561134
If you couldn't tell he was like that/giving someone noods before you discover enough about them to make a reasonable judgement on if they're that type of person to leak them then you're a dumb cunt.

>>36561246
>It doesn't usually turn out like that, right?
I'd wager it usually doesn't, because people in situations where there is mutual respect aren't really going to post about it. It certainly sucks for the person when it does though.

>>36561246

These guys are usually "TFW NO GF" because their toxic personalities start to show when people start giving them positive attention. The affection makes them feel like God so they start feeling entitled to everything and everything. They feel like they do the right thing by shaming women for wanting to have sex with them.

>boo hoo I have no gf
>woo hoo I now have a gf
>ew she had sex with me what a slut I better post her nudes on /r9k/ and break up with her to teach her a lesson
>boo hoo I have no gf

>>36561275
I just have to wonder because I've heard of this a few times before.

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Any fembots into poopy play?
I really just want to shit on a lady

>>36561281
>tfw no gf
>tfw no gf because i can't talk to people rather than toxic personality
haha

>tfw have a normie bf who doesn't understand anxiety or depression
>usually tells me he doesn't have time for my attacks, that they stress him out on top of his busy life so I just quietly deal with them on my own
>tfw some nights I actually have urges to kill myself but he says I'm being dramatic
>tfw moved across the country to be with him, am happy except for his misunderstandings of mental illness but it's still hard when I am at my lowest of lows

Reminder that every single robot to post itt was born with a penis!

>>36561325
d u m p h i m
its better to be alone and not have someone whining about how they can't deal with you. fuck that

>>36561310

>tfw no gf because no social skills
>something happens to me that gives me more confidence
>get a girlfriend
>holy fuck this girl is too good for me
>she shouldn't have to put up with a guy like me
>oh my god it's 6 months into the relationship and she's still happy to be with me. Why? There's nothing special about me.
>I feel so guilty after sex
>she's so beautiful and I'm so ugly. She deserves someone better. It's best that I break up with her

>>36560465
I'm not attracted to girls actually a lot

>>36561325
I have a relationship like that but I'm the guy. I feel bad for not being able to help her anymore and I can't really break up with her without her doing something. It sucks desu. She has no interest in finding someone who can support her, so I dunno what to do.

>tfw extremely perverted and lewd and want to have sex every day (multiple times a day if it were at all possible) but my bf doesn't want to do it that often but i can't get off on my own

>>36556582

There are no fembots you fucking roasties! Get the fuck out of my board! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36561398
Get him into bdsm. Rope him up, ring his cock and ride him until you're done.

>>36561398
Get two bfs. Double the lewd.

>>36560459
>>36560733
You should really just meet up some place in public the first time, not anywhere private to cuddle. Meeting someone in person can tell you a lot more about them than talking to them online. And then give yourself some time to think about it before you set a second 'date.'

>>36557848
I'm trying to wrap my head around the idea there is a woman somewhere in the world who ordered a pizza, and then decided to take a photo of it and post it on /r9k/. It seems improbable.

>>36560755
>tfw never dated a girl that wasn't molested or raped as a child
It's really common, and really a non-issue if you aren't letting it control your sex life.

>>36561325
>moved across the country to be with him
Kind of pointless to say this now but this is always a bad idea, unless you wanted to be there anyway. This guy is not a supportive partner, he doesn't value you, and it seems doubtful that he's a net positive in your life.

>>36561394
If it makes you feel better, for a lot of people, including me, having urges to kill yourself does not mean you would ever actually attempt.
But I also don't self harm so I'm not sure about all of it.
If she's holding it above your head so that you can't leave, that's very different.

>>36561308
only if I can also shit on your face

>>36561394
>I can't really break up with her without her doing something
You can do whatever the hell you want. You just sit her down one day and explain that it's not working out and you want to break up.

>>36561508
that's more than a deal
suffocate me with that steamy loaf bb

>>36561519
I really did try. She ignores anything she doesn't like hearing. She's at a very low point in life and I don't feel right just telling her and cutting contact.

>virgin fembot
>don't care about sex
>don't care about relationships
>just want to make enough money to make a comfortable living
>dream is to be able to afford living away from family

>>36561582
>virgin
>fembot
pick one attention whore your kind jumps on every dick around here

>>36561595

I don't care about dicks, senpai. Sex disgusts me and I don't want to be tainted. I just want to keep getting better at art and

>>36556582

Question for fembots:

When you're on your period, do you feel like you have a gash or a cut between your legs or do you just leak period blood without feeling it? Like, what do you feel like when the blood comes out and does it hurt?

Also, what did you think when it first happened to you? I find those stories to be funny.

>>36561582
All I want is to get away from my family too. I'd be roommates with you but alas it will stay a dream

>>36561497
Even if I'm delusional, I really meant that I am mostly happy.
Keep in mind I mentioned the only flaws that he has, and while they are a big issues about once every other month for me, he keeps me 110% happy in every other aspect of love/life.
At this point in my life I've found that my mental issues are more about me. If you rely on someone too much for literal mental stability you risk having a life altering meltdown and not being able to emotionally survive on your own.

I'm probably just retarded tho

>>36561560
Oh, somehow I thought you meant you were the depressed one. Yeah that's a difficult situation. I mean you want to be there for her, but you also want to live your life. You've got to set and enforce the terms of your relationship: you're willing to be in her life and support her, but not as her boyfriend. You decide how much of an investment you're willing to make, and she can take it or leave it.

>>36561634
You don't feel it most of the time. Sometimes a big clot comes out and that feels rly weird.
Mostly it just feels like painful craps and being wetter than normal, or else odd tampon feel you get used to.

>>36561634
You don't feel like. It's like drooling in your sleep. Sometimes a big gush comes out but you can feel it coming. When I got my period for the first time I thought I was going to die and cried on the bathroom floor. My mom was mildly amused.

>>36561642
That's a fair point. Sounds like I was too quick to judge. Still, it's unfortunate that he's not more understanding about your mental illness. People who have never experienced it tend to just not get it.

>>36561681
I can't be the only one who gets super horny on my period but also super grossed out because blood right

>>36558666

>triple sixes

Is that you Madison?

>>36561388
Wait so you are attracted to girls, do you wanna date?

>>36561634
For me it's kinda like this
>Randomly one day you get minor to severe abdominal cramps (think taco bell, but in a slightly different location)
>One or two days later you get this feeling similar to the very start of when you can tell that your nose is going to run, like when it's way up in your sinuses. But it's 20x more subtle and also kinda feels like you have to pee
>go to bathroom, probably pee, and warm jelly also kinda plops out. doesn't hurt at all.
>oh.
>put in a tampon. Doesn't feel erotic, doesn't hurt, and you can't feel it while you're walking around unless it's too large for you or it's full of blood

eh that's about it.

Any shut in fembots wanna be my gf? I'm away from home half the time for work but I own the house so no need for rent. You freeload my shit up fem

>>36556582
Any UK fembot want to pool neetbucks with mine and live a comfortable low-key life while we try to pick ourselves up and learn skills?

and have genuine tism like me

>>36556582
Here are my fembot feels for tonight
>constantly tired, sleep from 4am-2pm then nap 8pm-10pm
>becoming obsessive with new world order conspiracy theories and have ended friendships with "extreme" ideology
>keep seeing a fucking figure pass by in the corner of my eye
>starving myself periodically because I'm terrified of becoming obese
>have the urge to become completely cynic, like a hobo on the street that fucks with you
But besides all that I'm doing well in school right now and I'm pretty happy with my quality of life. I really want to lose my virginity but that's a lot of work

>>36561838
>go on tinder
>swipe
>wait
>lose virginity
>a lot of work

>>36561838
The NWO wants you to choose your partner irresponsibly and put pressure on you to lose your virginity.

You should be looking for a nice person to be with, not looking to bang someone the first time just because.

>>36561917
Yeah I know, but I'm becoming more and more nihilistic than ever. I'm starting to think it's time to have sex and off myself. But for now I'll stick to the game plan, no hymen no diamond.

>>36558092
Post his face

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TALK ABOUT YOUR BUTTHOLES

>>36561967
Try the Jordan Peterson meme. He might be able to help you with your crisis of ideals.

>>36562140
Woah anon, I was just listening to him today

>>36562154
On the right track then, keep it up.

>>36561838
you sound like you'd be interesting to talk to

what is your discord

>>36558816
Dont you know guys and girls cant benfrienda without fucking?

>>36558816

>I want guys to trade what guys trade in a sexual relationship (time, attention, help known as "friendship") but I don't want to give what girls have to offer in a sexual relationship

>>36561231
This

Dgdgd

Why is it that like 75% of fembots are asexual and not interested in relationships? It fucking sucks.

>>36562463

How come everyone on here is making friends and talking to each other, knows each other, and are fucking and I'm not? I thought everyone here were shut-in losers. Seems like there's Chads picking up the few women that come here, and they all enjoy feasting on the suffering of loser men.

>>36562116
Im not sure he would appreciate that...but posts often. Hes greek with medium length hair. Nose ring. Wears gold cross. Hairy chest.

>>36560922
nice digits.

do you have discord?

>>36562531
Oh i know that fucker. Youre part of the problem asswipe. STOP GIVING HIM ATTENTION

>>36562463
But anon, the other 25% are always horny all the time and there's no middle ground.
Gotta get with the 25%.

>>36557949
>>36557965
>>36558011
"high test female" means a woman who appeals to high test men, eg big tits, wide hops, etc.

>>36562463
asexual is code for oversexualized hypergamist

>>36558702
>insta
Fuck me running, is this lazy nigger speak acrually used nowadays?? I thought things were bad before..

>If you only knew how bad things really were.jpeg

>>36563324
get off the inter, gramps

>>36563324
SHITPOSTIN ON THE FOUR

>>36558908
Ayy bb. U wan sum fuk?

You know you want this dick you fucking slut. Don't you play games with me. Just bend over and take it

>>36561777
>put in a tampon
how do girls make themselves do this when there are pads?

>tfw get painful constipation during period
>tfw the only thing I can do is drink tons of water and piss constantly, and pace around and cry until I exhaust myself enough to sleep so that I can escape the pain a few hours.

>>36563417
I'm a grill and I don't get using tampons either. The risk of toxic shock syndrome is way too scary a prospect.

>>36563432
Pain killers are available at your local pharmacy or chemist femanon.

>>36563417
>>36563435
tampons don't leak, tampons don't make you feel like you're wearing a nappy and on the occasional time I've had it swallow the string it was still easy to fish out

>>36563432
>the only thing I can do is drink tons of water
Have you tried stool softener or laxatives?

>>36561838
>have ended friendships with "extreme" ideology

I know this feel.

>tfw periods have always been really mild and regular, barely any pain, just a headache usually
>not on BC either
At least once I got lucky

>>36563448
Painkillers never helped me much with gas pain.

>>36563479
Might be a good idea but medicine in general scares me.

>>36563546
>Painkillers never helped me much with gas pain.
Ouch. Have you tried going on the pill? It regulates them.

>>36563534
Fuck you. That's not fair at all.

>>36563585
Sorry anon.
I got migraines to even it out though

>>36563575
Maybe. I don't have sex so it's not like I actually need them otherwise. My main issue with them is I'm afraid they'd inhibit my sex drive, I don't want to lose the desire to masturbate.

>>36563615
Alright, I'd probably keep my first day of period agony over a migraine. I'd be scared I had a brain tumour with a migraine.

>>36563615
I would be jealous but I only get a light period every three months or so with the implant in.

>>36563627
See above, it hasn't changed my sex drive at all and it lasts a lovely long time.

>>36563627
Trust me it's really not worth it, my sister's on the pill and it doesn't even help that much apparently.

>>36563698
Luckily (or not) I've ruled that out. It's just genetic bad luck.

>>36556582
>tfw you're a guy
>tfw you are going on vacation to SoCal and later Vegas
>tfw you're 29
>tfw you just want to take a fembot with you

that's right ladies.

email me: [email protected]

>>36563752
>getting drugged, raped and murdered in Vegas
I mean, that sounds fun in my doujinshi but I'm gonna pass

>>36561325
Kristina?

If you're female and in Brisbane you literally HAVE to be my girlfriend.

>>36561325
He's not taking you seriously because you are being overdramatic and need to learn to control your fucking emotions a bit. You use "mental illness" as an excuse to not try to change.

>>36563627
You could try it and go off them if you do lose sex drive? How strong is your sex drive anyway?

>>36563799
Gross. Brisbane is a nothing town.

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The fact that i scrolled through this whole thread and almost no one told these fucking roasties to leave disgust me

Girls can NOT be robots fuck off

you fucking betas disgust me

>>36563821
Doesn't matter if you're a shut in.

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Please describe how badly you want to be impregnated.

>>36563944
That's the worst possible consequence of sex.
But when I'm about to ovulate I fantasize about nothing else

>>36563944
Pass a watermelon through your dick first dangles

>>36561718
>tfw your girlfriend is way more grossed out by her period blood than you are :(

>>36564041
Come back when you're ovulating I'll give you lots to fap to

>tfw no fembot to feel
Pls be in the midwest.

>>36564043
>Birth being so painful meme
Kill yourself.

Knew a girl who only slapped it to hard guro.

Followed by talk of wanting to be a serial killer.

Then she deleted all her social media and I haven't heard from her since.

>amionherlist?

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Why is this shit post thread still up, these are literally guys

>>36564318
>female serial killer
my fetish pls gib me her contact

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>Just go up and talk to him. Look, he's alone.

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Me third from top

>>36564357
'round here we call that the middle

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Everyday is great when you're MEEEEEEEEE

One of the hottest girls I've ever seen made an /r9k/ reference online.

Slut might be in this thread right now. God damn. I thought they were all made up.

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>>36564361
But I call that a non original comment

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Hurp durp I'm a pathetic white knight in a shit thread, hurr

>>36564339
Shit wish I still could connect

>blond, 5'7 135, 32b cute nose, small hands
>intense stare, super quiet personality
>smoked weed was chill unless talking about guro
>also liked discussing nightmares
>neet shut in to the extreme degree

Eh. If she ever does come for me, I guess it's not a bad way to go.

>>36564381
What was the reference and describe her pls.

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>hey guys I'm a femanon

>>36564339
Describe what turns you on about female serial killers.

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>>36564415
You should shoot your brains out, 2bh

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>>36564436
They suck and re gay lol
>>36564426
She was a man, but I'm a fag so I pretend she's female

>>36564436
I don't know, it's as original as that.

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any fembots non-ironically /pol/?

>tfw no gf to hate jews and negros with

>>36564087
Give it a week or so

>>36564465
Ok, then what aspects of them do you find hot? Her doing the killing, her stalking the victim, etc?

>>36564686
Oh, the killing. Specifically during sex and right at the climax.

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I WANT TO DO THE SEX WITH A FEMBOT

>>36564740
Do you care about why she does it or how she feels as she's doing it?

>>36564804
I never really think about that part, as long as it's not any humiliation thing it doesn't matter really.

>>36558816
>not wanting to have beta orbiters and get money from them

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>>36560600
im a guy in florida

>tfw you start developing an internet crush AGAIN

>>36564207
>this virgin believes birth isn't a horribly painful cunt destroyer

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Fembots in or near ny be my gf pls

>>36566318
What part of NY? im in the city

>>36566339
I'm in northern Westchester

I wish a qt fembot would masturbate with me and cuddle me afterwards.

relapsed into mpreg lotr fanfiction

>>36566621
That's a very low place to be.

>>36560891
These ones are black but they are a little too salty. I think the green ones are more buttery so I might try those next.

>>36564183
Am in midwest, yellow

>>36561838
You should read the book Homo Zapiens (or Generation P in Russian). It won't help you but it is a good book, especially if you are paranoid.

>>36567808
D-do you want to tell me about your mental illness and less than reasonable sexual machinations?

>>36564183
am fembot in midwest hello

>>36567844
Lmao replied twice because I was so desperate

Uh hello I have the depression and want to be slapped?

I will hate fuck any roastie piece of skank shit

>>36567917
Sounds fantastic and adorable.
Kik: barroll

>>36567960
um its been 5 minutes since i messaged you!

>>36568177
RIP living in the moment. It's ruined now.

>>36567795
I usually go for the green ones stuffed with garlic. The acid is higher than the black ones, but I'm not sure of any other flavor notes, side by side.

Kalamata olives are nice, too.

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>Stacy at work that I hate has her bf pick her up near everyday
>They greet each other with sweet kisses and hand holding
>It's disgusting
>All I can think about for the rest of the day afterwards is raping her chad and turning him into mindbroken slut and then showing her badly cucked she is now
>Not even straight I just really fucking hate her

Anyone else this feel?

>>36570006
>Stacy at work that I hate
Why? Besides you can find your own Chad.

>>36570015
Because she's so damn happy and she doesn't deserve to be. She bullied the shit out of other girls back in high school and personally outed me to the school. Then a couple month ago she is hired on here and doesn't even remember me at first. When she does she tried to give one of those fake normie"apologies" and tried to pretend like it wasn't a big deal and just kids being kids. And now she's going to get married to a chad with a cushy job that will ensure she can all the fancy clothes just like she did back in high school. Meanwhile I have to buy shit from goodwill and am an autistic virgin who lives alone with a cat. She doesn't deserve to be happy.

>>36570190
>am an autistic virgin
Any guy would gladly fix your situation. I mean you're a girl, getting sex should be easy for you alternatively use Tinder to find another spergy guys .
>She doesn't deserve to be happy.
You must really hate her but fixation doesnt make it better for you.

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What happens to Stacies when they grow up?

>>36570190
know that feel fembro but replace stacy with chad

>>36570190
go passive agressive on her until she goes away

>>36570252
How bad is your reading comprehension m8, she just said she's a dyke.

>>36570261
They become MILFs and Stacy's mom or get fat

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>>36570376
Will I win if I get plastic surgery in my 30s and become hot and they become fat, stressed-out moms?

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>>36556582
Fembots are disgusting. I'd rather date a Stacy then a fembot that wants to be pozzed by tyrone.

>>36559249
Almonds are better, expecially if you activate them first

>>36562424
except you mentioned everything but sex...in a sexual relationship? why can't what you listed be exchanged minus the uncomfortable nice guy tactics and nudes?

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>>36570409
>Cucks still buy into the fembot meme

Honestly even 3/10 girls can get boyfriends, women cannot inheritly be robots. Them being single and not having a chad doesn't make them a robot.

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>>36570525
It's true, girls can't be robots.

>>36570552
Piety, how did you convince a bunch of guys to buy you stuff?

>>36557151
>weed
Degenerate. Kys now.

>>36570525
Finally someone with common sense..I've seen 2/10 hambeast that have boyfriends guys will date girls no matter how ugly they are

>>36570402
No, because then they will call you a slut with a fake body.

>>36570525
HOW
MANY
TIMES
DO WE HAVE TO SAY

WOMEN ARE MUCH LESS SIMPLE THAN MEN
IT REQUIRES MORE TO MAKE US HAPPY THAN JUST A COCK TO RIDE HOLY SHIT

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>>36570600
You either treat them like trash, or pretend to love them. Basically the only two types that you can find.

>>36570924
>IT REQUIRES MORE TO MAKE US HAPPY
Lies.

>>36570924
Please don't engage him.

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>>36570884
>>36570525
>Girls
>Having sex with boys
This is not allowed on a Christian image board you normie fucks.

>>36570928
How did you find guys in the first place? I've never had a conversation on here that lead to us exchanging info.

>>36571068
I find most of them off board, If they're not exchanging info they either think you're not a girl or that you're insanely boring.

>>36571153
Off board? That makes way more sense.

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>>36571215
r9k is literally the worst board if you're just wanting money or something.

If you want attention r9k is good for it.
[if you're female]

>>36557244
>not being fat enough that your rolls cause underboob even with a-cup breasts when you sit
you use your phone for instagram, not your computer! silly stacy

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>>36571370
All I want is money.

>>36571397
This is not the board for that then.

>>36557965
>he thinks women don't have testosterone
anoter one of these faggots

>>36571424
What is? Please tell me your secrets.

>>36557949
tell your gf she's a beta bitch compared to me, the glorious ISTP who was exposed to too much testosterone in the womb and is now an abomination with gender dysphoria B)

>>36571438
soc or b
are the best for that

>>36571397
How much do you cost? I've been thinking about hiring a new live in sex slave.

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Any european fembots who want to be my gf?

Please respond

>>36571524
Have you ever had to show your face or anything?

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>>36571542
Yes, it's a lot easier if you do.
You could probably get away without doing it if you have a cute voice or something.

>>36571582
Can you direct me to any of them you might know on discord?

>>36560400
Either half black curvy girl with green eyes and curly har or a tall skinny white girl with black hair OR a white girl with LONG wavy blonde har, good at playing the keyboard and is also rich (guess who my waifu is)

>>36571671
lol she thirsty for orbiter digits

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>>36571671
I know a lot of people anon, what are you looking for?

>>36571693
Someone polite, who might give me money here and there. I don't mind them orbiting or being a bit clingy.

any girls wanna orbit me
im short and ugly

>>36571716
How do these guys even get enough money to dump on random Internet girls nayways

>>36571727
They have jobs. If you make 50K and live by yourself you'd be surprised how much disposable income becomes available.

>>36571727
I would suppose a lot of robots have a lot of disposable income since they don't spend a lot

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>>36571716
Why should i share with you?

>>36571754
Are you scared I'm going to take some of your income?

>>36571716
I'd be interested in this, but you would have to be worth orbiting.

>>36561634
It feels like heavy discharge. Kinda pointless telling that to a dude i guess haha. The bleeding isn't painful, the contractions however...

I was pretty "old" when i got my first period (15) so i knew very well what it was. Just stuffed some paper down there, told my mom and she bought me supplies.

>>36561777
>warm jelly
what the heck is this normal?

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>>36571582
Do you ever get afraid they'll get mad and post your face everywhere?
I don't want anyone online to know how I look like. I don't know how it'll affect me in the future.

>>36563417
I wear pads at home but if im going into public i'm way too paranoid about leaking so i use tampons then.

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>>36571777
No, i just don't know if i like you.

>>36571826
I'm to far past that already. It's a non-issue.
But i'm only temporary in the states so it won't even matter when i go back.

>>36562463
girls on here are usually not normal functioning girls anon and usually take meds like antidepressives which kill the sex drive

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>>36571826
We can test that, anon.

>>36571877
To be fair there's also permahorny virgins who don't even take BC so they're horny lot

>>36563944
0% anon. If it weren't for impregnation, i'd want kids maybe. The only scenario i'd want kids is if i impregnated a woman with my dick. But i don't have a dick sadly. Not adopting a nigger either. I'd be a terrible parent with my alcoholism and unusual hobbies so i shouldn't have kids either way, BUT GOD I JUST WANT TO CUM IN A FEMALE. End of rant thanks.

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>>36571897
Do you want the full pic of that one?
I don't mind.

>>36571777
I got drunk one night and ended up in her beta orbiter discord, so you're actually in direct competition with her right now.

>>36564207
yeah haha there's no reason literally all women think it's the most painful thing they ever experienced and that a shitload of women died during childbirth before modern medicine which doesn't even work for the pain :) just a meme haha :)

>>36571951
Go ahead and post it then.

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>>36571860
Where are you from? And why do you think it won't matter?

>>36571980
Which orbiter Discord? Waifu club?

>>36571980
How do guys decide if they want to orbit a girl?

>>36556582
post pics of yourself or fuck off

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>>36571980
kek what server is that?

>>36572016
Alright.

>>36572030
I'm from Russia.

>>36572055
I'm in that server!

>>36572112
Have you ever posted timestamped tits? If not, good job, getting all these beta orbiters just by tripfagging.

>>36572146
I've seen her timestamped tits, anon. She's a literal walking board. It isn't worth it. I could use her as a table.

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>>36572112
I've seen so many Russians on the English side of the internet, why do you think it wouldn't affect you? So many guys on here are so vindictive. It's kind of scary.

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>>36572146
Thanks for the compliment, i think.
I do mostly voice chats, sometimes normal time stamps. Skype rarely. Never lewd though.

>>36572173
god i wish.

>>36572182
They can't do much when im back in Russia though.

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>women can't be robots

Explain this then.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY7m4KzYR4Q

>>36572055
>>36572112
Waifu fan club

>>36572075
In most cases it isn't a conscious choice, since betas assume that if they can talk to a girl it means there's a mutual interest, but if you end up in the server above, they just give you a list of waifus and you tell the mod which one you want to orbit. It's really a quite novel system.

anyone else get turned on by the weirdest things sometime during their cycle? Today I got smelling hand creme

>>36572285
playing the nichijou intro on my piano got me going today

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>>36572208
Do your parents know about this?

>>36572276
What's the Waifu club? How do you even become a waifu?

>>36572320
Her parents are dead, anon. She is a lone ranger.

>>36572296
I'm not the only one, that's comforting

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>>36572276
Ah, okay.
Neato.

>>36572320
I don't talk to my parents anymore anyway.
Waifu fan club is an fembot orbiting server, that you need to get verified to be a waifu.

>>36572334
My real ones yeah, adoptive ones are both alive.

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>autistic piece of shit
>tries to make friends

Males
>tits or gtfo
>say no
>they stop talking
>say no
>they stop talking

Not males
>seen
>two words answers
Is it even possible to make friends with guys? Why are girls so silent? I want to have new friends.

>>36572359

Pfft, i meant to say
>say yes***
>they stop talking
>say no
>they stop talking

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>>36572359
That happen to me recently it's pretty bizarre how hard it is to make another female friend.

>>36572359
>>36572462
I have an easier time making friends with non-Stacy girls irl, compared to guys.

>>36572462
Just think about when guys talk to you, how hard it is to be your friend. That is how it goes.
Women are very territorial.

>>36572359
I'll be your friend anon, no homo

>>36572208
Can you post your height, weight, bra size? Then we'll at least get an idea.

>>36572585
She's a Bcup, 5'2, 100 pounds and bisexual.

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>>36572495
I don't have any friends irl atm.

>>36572505
Oh well, i guess.

>>36572585
>>36572654
what this guy said.

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>>36572462

Can we be friends? It would be nice to talk to another fembot

This is like my first times i post 3 answers in a while. Browsing 4chan on my phone sucks.

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>>36572700
Sure do you have discord, mine is
Piety#0537
[ anyone is free to add me idc ]