Sex is actually really gross if you think about it Think about it

>>36556186
That's why I have never had it and plan on not having it.

I've thought sex was gross since I learned what it was. I just want to cuddle and fondle.

I stopped thinking about everything because thinking about things is a really bad plan, as you can see.

I had sex a couple of times this month and now I'm completely grossed out.
It tastes bad. It smells bad. It's uncomfortable. It's dirty.

So many years spent suffering just for this.

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>>36556186
of course its gross, no one with a brain needs to think about it to tell you this. its no different than any of our other gross bodily functions but we do them out of necessity because our brains tell us its natural

Yes. This is a thing a never admit in person except to the psychiatrist who was trying to determine what flavour of crazy I actually am. Physical contact, most especially the smushed together almost fusion level contact of sex, has always grossed me out on some level and is part of the reason I am 33 year old wizard. I like watching porn but usually turn the sound off because i don't like to hear the moaning and the squelching noises.

I don't really dwell on it much anymore though. It is one of the long list of things i don't volunteer to other people because I know the reaction would be unpleasant.

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>>36556327
what does a new package of yugioh cards smell like?

>>36556475
imagine that new car smell but with ink instead of motor oil and several hundred times better, just thinking about it makes me nostalgic

>>36556186
Oral sex isn't, if it's fellatio. Everything else though, yes.

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I find real vaginas absolutely repulsive after being used to 2D animango purses for so long

>>36556652
>new card smell
God youre getting me hard anon
Also how cone they dont smell as good as they used to?