>get in a long debate with an anon
>can tell from a mile away you're gonna get btfo
>exit thread before he can own you
>Comment something mean to someone in a thread
>leave before they can respond, hide thread
I'm the bread and butter of this site, really.
>reply to a thread
>close tab because i know no one will care for my comment
>>36556202
>reply to thread
>keep refreshing it in vain in hopes someone gives a (You) as it descends to the archives
>>36556115
>That godlike feel when you end a thread early by saying all that needed to be said, in one succinct post.
>Tfw defending your position successfully without rancour.
It's a mid-intelligence kinda feel.
You shouldn't close those threads, my dear fellows.
One shouldn't run from their betters, but instead learn from them.
>know nothing about whatever people are arguing about
>reply like im retarded to someone at random
>get results mixed from anger to snobbery etc
All this for a few yous
>>36556115
>anon calls you out for being a phoneposter
>reply with an image that has an iphone filename
>debate an anon in earnest
>realize im in way over my head
>start making stupid arguments making it look like i was trolling the whole time
>>36556278
(You). I care about you anon
>get into a long debate
>end up both agreeing with each other
>Anon tries to debate me
>Call him a faggot each time he replies to my posts
>avoid debates
>happy browsing for me
^_^
>debate anon
>he makes a good point
>dont reply for a bit
>reply with a point that destroys his
never be comfortable
>when you read a thread like this and discover you're one of apparently five people who hold conversations on 4chan
>you've been talking with four other people exclusively for years
it's like i have friends now
>>36556726
whoops wrong picThis is a 100% original post
>get into an argument with dad
>you know you're right
>but you're depending on him for tuition money so you cave in
Not a great feel. I know my dad is much, much smarter than I am (he's a brilliant black Harvard-educated doctor who married some dumb white farm bitch from Maine, I'm the product), but on the rare occasions that I have the chance to beat him in an argument it sucks that I can't take advantage of it.
>>36556115
>Read a debate between two people
>It activates my almonds
>Debate myself in my head or reflect on the conversation quietly
>Post nothing
>>36556357
>get called out for phoneposting
>run to pc and reply with a normal image
>>36556115
>someone tries to debate me
>throw personal insults at them
>make fun of their micropenis
>they keep trying to debate me
>keep trolling them
>leave thread
/Devious/ /R9K/
>typing board names in caps to trigger people
>lel
>they think I'm a newfag
[spoiler>but I'm not <\spoiler>
You will never know how muh IORONY IM ON HEHEEEHEEEE CHECK MY
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IT S ? Dig dig dig dwarf
Autism
Posse reply I mean
Pls respond
As robots would say <end HTML>
>>36556803
is your dad obama and your mom his mistress?
>>36556115
<color = red>
Breaks my browse and turns all screen red does it do it to u my great anon friend ? S ? H ? U ? H does it do it to u my grand friends o grand OASISSSSS
>S
>tey think shitpost but not
>I can speak perfect English, I am an artist, a painter, a muse. I am not on crak but they think I am on weed. They don't know I'm pretending to be goofy I'm not crazy.
>the earth is round
>debate anon
>get legit mad at him
>call him mad and self proclaim victory
>get even more mad when he doesn't seem mad
>>36556202
Fucking stupid faggot look what happened now
>>36556803
>Calling your mother a dumb white farm bitch
Wow, very rude.
>>36556115
>that feel when you're interested in a thread
>thread is fairly active
>make comment
>people stop posting
>refresh desperately until thread dies
>>36556803
Your mom should have more self respect.
>>36556830
this seems like full blown autism. Like, most of this shit on this board is just social outcast but this is legitimate autism
>>36557144
Ah, so I have convinced you!
Little do you know this was merely a ruse, and that I am a - not a - THE ruse master.
How does it feel, being rused?
I wouldn't know, as I can not be rused, as I am eternal.
As I am G O D.
If someone says trains that doesn't make them autism.
They could be fooling you.
Always remember.
This is my gift, a lesson for you. Enjoy.
>>36557211
oh, ok. thanks robot jesus