/britfeel/

First for tesco own brand vodka in my maccie d's coke

first for shock realisation that anri okita is half english and born in birmingham

Manager asked me for 4 weeks notice when I want to leave. Company policy only requires one week.

Do I just give one week? I already resigned once and he said no.

>>36549639
Loving the Shipmoon laddio

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5th for another night wasted doing nothing

Britfeel has years of history, the OP image does such a good job of preserving it.

amerifag here I've got Scotch blood. What am I in for

>>36549684
not against the law lad if you don't turn up

you will just burn your bridges

how can I buy a tenner worth of weed with bitcoin without making an account on any website, willing to pay for shipping

>>36549684
Just the one week. You're not legally obligated plus he sounds like a cunt. Give one week's notice in writing, signed and that's that. Don't budge on it.

quite pleased with this sudden increase in normies streaming their stupid wagie suicides on facebook

>>36549684
If it says in your contract 1 week then that's all you have to give, you don't even have to give that if you don't really care about your wage or reference

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Is it possible to get fit without leaving the house?

If I just bought some weights and a cheap 100 quid treadmill would it take long to get in shape?

I need something other than video games to keep me occupied as a NEET.

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>>36549639
Just realised I missed a uni deadline like a twat because I was so engrossed in work for another deadline
Also post waifus

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Dear Redd- britfeel, what's your favourite smell? (serious)

>>36549639

>Britfeel times
>Xi Jinping declares war on britfeel

This OP image is spectacular, anon.

>>36549722

Make an account on AB, lad. Then you can go back whenever you like

>>36549765
musk

origiin4214

>>36549765
Cock, of course

>>36549765
roast dinner

>>36549738
only if you spend at least half an hour every day in a single sitting doing intense weights and jogging on the treadmill

>>36549772
got a link to AB, heard it mentioned on here but couldn't find a link on the wiki

>>36549765
stinky neet peepee and pre-cum rubbed on bumhole

>>36549765
>your favourite smell?
T-tea. (serious) (not memetic or cancer like your post, kys pls.)

>>36549765
dick musk of course

>>36549765
Probably cinnamon honestly

went to the barbers today. i specifically told them to cut a couple of inches off the fringe, the fella cut about half an inch. he did ask if i wanted more off and i said yeah but it still wasnt enough, i couldent really tell by the end of it because he put wax in my hair.

pretty annoying lads. i like to wait at least 3 months before i get my hair cut, now my hair will be too long in atleast month. i know normies always wax their hair back but i dont know what products to buy or how to do it properly, i have tried to wax my hair in the past and it just looked stupid

>>36549797

http://alphabaywyjrktqn.onion

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>chance to get cuddled by a lad
>he predicts we'll be over 200 miles from each other
>mfw we are

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>>36549846
Mind explaining this link to us, anon?

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Are we all gonna make it, lads?

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>>36549866
Its always the case, I'm too scared and NEET to travel a short distance anyway

>it's a dickhead flatmate keeps me up again
cunt

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>>36549846
My oh my, what do we have here laddie?

>>36549765
A bloody steak

>>36549879

Dunno, officer. A mate told me to look at it but it doesn't work in Internet Explorer

COME ON OUT

>stop it

NO HE'S A BASKET CASE

>STOP IT

HE'S A FUCK UP

>STOP IIIIIIT

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>>36549836
You know what you have to do

Orogllbg

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>>36549817
Downvoted

Aeyu

Got back from work early because no one in a tiny village wanted to eat out in a local pub on a tuesday, figures. And I still end up getting back stinking of fryer and cleaning chemicals

>>36549915
>Its an "anon gets an ear infection from wearing the same silicone ear plugs for a month" episode
I really hate living with normie CUNTS

>>36549846
ok lad found a listing, one question how do I prepare and smoke "hashish" it looks like a fucking stone

>>36549948
I'm not that far gone as of yet

>>36549916
Hey, my aunt works as a cleaner there
Wew lad

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>tfw having gay thoughts again

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>>36550026
>a cleaner

hmmm, keep an eye on her lad

>>36550016

I have no fucking idea, I only buy prescription meds

>>36550026
Is that you Wesley??

>>36550061
ahh thanks anyway maybe some weed smokers in the thread will answer

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>>36549692
i can do you if you want ;;;^^^)))
>>36549761
I forgot to submit my dissertation abstract because of essays, didn't really matter luckily for me.
>>36549765
NEET smegma
>>36550031
very good lad, build on those positive thoughts.

planning another trip to Japan with a mate and it feels so good.

>>36550026
Are you a south american?

>>36550047
My parents used to say that when I was little. Oh how cynicism has jaded me

>>36550087
Luckily the bit I missed is only 25% and I get a chance to re do if I fucked up

britfeel needs to be split up into two groups

gaybois who will start taking hormones to become passable traps to service the other group's sexual needs

>looking at videos of people who believe in chemtrails

these cunts are fucking mental

>>36549884
We're all gonna be fine m80 don't you worry that head of yours <3

>>36550088
Half scottish if that helps
> both areas of extreme poverty

>>36549639

Have any of you lads considered joining the British Benis society?

>>36550108
They're real you bellend

>>36550047
if any has the skills can they edit this so the book is very anti-capitalist

>>36550162
there was an edit on /pol/ that replaced Bear with Blair

>>36549639
OP picture is missing the disgustingly huge amount of light pollution that permeates the entire UK.

>>36550153
this cunt is fucking mental
got some proof m8?

>>36549658
Cheap teaxo sushi.lads

>>36550031
>tfw having the urge to fap to gay stuff again and stck fingers up my butt and have a smell

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>>36549639
Refugee from Syria here, ask me anything.

>>36549684
>He said no

Kek, it's not a prison anon

>>36550221
No proof no more (You)s.

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>>36550190
NO BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT HIDES IT AND 9/11 INVOLVED CUTTING EDGE WIND-BASED WEAPONRY REEEEEEEE

Anyone live in one of them shitty northern towns? Like of them towns that basically all housing estates but shit and the kids are chavs? Sounds bad man

>>36550087
>very good lad, build on those positive thoughts.
I don't want to

>>36550239
How do I prove it? I don't have a camera or a phone so I can't time stamp anything.

>>36550190
Can you prove they aren't real lad?

>>36550293
why not? seems strange to limit your enjoyment based on some arbitrary limits. Cute bois are cute after all.

About to start the night shift lads

>>36550183
that works just as well

really want a wank lads but I'm hooked up to a heart monitor and they'll know

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can't stop peeing lads, I can't even begin masturbating cause I'll need to pee again

>>36550347
petrol station or security?

>>36550319
calm down with shit like that lad or people are gonna think youre one of the "prove god ISNT real" spastics

COMFY DISCUSSION TIME

if you could magically become really good at something - i.e drawing, what would it be?

i have always wanted to be an incredibly good singer. i can already write creative lyrics.

>>36550360
I guess you should just keep wanking until you pee on yourself lad, and film it hahaha

please.

>>36550392
playing piano desu

>>36550392
Piano tbqhwyl

>>36550392
the piano lad

Tomorrow's food plans:

Breakfast:
>3 knock-off weetabix with semi-skimmed milk
>cup of aeropress coffee with milk

Lunch:
>still undecided, might go to the shop to get some rolls and have make bacon rolls

Dinner:
>cod fish cakes with potato wedges (optional extra: if I go to the shops for rolls I can buy tar tar sauce to go with)

Snacks for the day:
>McVities rich tea biscuits
>one bag of McCoys crisps
>the remains of my 2L of Dr Pepper zero

>>36550404
>>36550405
>>36550415

wew lads. i didnt know so many of you wanted to play the piano

>>36550392
writing lyrics, I have worked on being able to do everything else to make music but I cannot put the final piece in the puzzle, which for me is the lyrics

>>36550392
no being a loser

>>36550400
Bass guitar my dude

>>36550417
Tomorrow's food plans:

Breakfast:
>can of monster

Lunch:
Don't have it

Dinner:
whatever mummy makes

>>36550434
Best instrument init lad

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>>36550417
>semi-skimmed

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>>36550445
this plate is your fate

oro

Stuck in a perpetual discomfort from worrying about problems which have no way for me to solve.

>>36550417
I'll probably have sushi and ice cream again. I gorged on TGI junk today.

>>36550457
sometimes feel tempted to buy whole milk but I always pussy out and buy the usual green cap

>>36550439
what aspect of writing lyrics? you cant write creatively or?

>>36550392

Social skills.

Imagine being an extremely charming, fun, likeable individual? As long as you aren't hideous you'd easily have a very happy life with lots of friends and be able to attract beautiful women.

Rate my haiku lads

Lad in his bedroom
The light from his monitor
Bright like the low moon

Who else here /justwokeup/?

>>36550605
what time do you go to bed? ya mad man

>hailing hard
what did god mean by this lads

Who here /woke/?

>decide to check my online banking
>go to type in bank url
>brain types in exhentai.org/r9k/ in to the search bar instead

Is this early onset dementia or what? It happens too often to be normal.

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>>36550417

Breakfast
>nothing

Lunch
>nothing

Dinner
>microwave shit on a plate


Snacks
>rolling tobacco

I live the life lads

>>36550643
>what time do you go to bed?
About 3pm. I wasnt going to but then I realised nothing matters so who cares.

>>36550671
have you considered buying in some tasty food / snacks? it's virtually the only thing I use my wage-money on to provide happiness to my existence

>>36550417
Not bad you should go for the whole milk though.

I'm making some jerk chicken with rice and beans then having a cheesecake

>>36550655
Stay woke sheeple

>>36550671
I used to be similar, its surprising how much a diet change and regular exersize can improve your quality of life

>>36550770
Eat shit be shit

>>36550770
>exersize
think you should work on your spelling instead lad

>slowly seeing the internet become mongrelised and held to the same standards and expectations as the real world

Normalfags have ruined everything I hold dear.

>>36550802
Now now, no need to be pedantic lad

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>hes gone to sleep so I have nobody again

>>36550847
bit gay lmao do you miss your online bf??

>off work tomorrow

one smug wagie here

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>>36549639

Lads we've memed into the news!
Shipposting is mainstream!

>>36550883
this can't be fucking real can it

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>>36550876
hes not my bf

>>36550876
He's another lenfag

>>36550883
HOW DEEP DOES BRITFEEL GO?

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>>36550909

Ofcourse! Sport never lies.

>>36550883
>EXCLUSIVE
Who did they fight for that scoop I wonder?

>>36550883

Could've spotted Roy as a shipposter from a mile away, autistic as fuck.

>>36550805
i dont know lad. the internet can be dangerous, if its not managed by the state, then parents definitely need to manage their childrens internet activity. just look at the retarded things people pick up from 4chan.

>>36550918
>>36550930
ah yes another poor lad seduced by the evil friendliness of len(pump and dump into a canal)lad.

>>36550883
>>36550909
>>36550934
https://www.pressreader.com/uk/sunday-sport/20170423/281938837798990

looks to be actually "real" but the paper isn't "real", still its several britfeel memes in one

>>36550934
>Kay gets on TV
>Shipposting is in the news

Britnormie has a lot of influence

>>36550589
>Got the season/ nature reference in there
Nailed it

Does anyone know if you can substitute cream cheese for creme fraiche? Making cheesecake

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>>36550930
>>36550970
hes the only person who talks to me everyday

he'd reject me not the otherway around

>>36551001
I regularly cook, and no I'm afraid not. Quark is an option but not creme fraiche. Sorry lad, don't want your dessert going to shit.

>>36551005
maybe i'm special but i never talk to people everyday, most friends i speak to every few days if we don't play vidya that night in question.

calm down you crazy cock lover lmao

>>36551038
Thanks guess ill have to find another use for it. Would Philadelphia cheese spread work for the cake with sour cream?

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>>36550392
Piano. Should be getting one in a couple of months. Kinda scared that I'm too old to ever be really good at it.

I'd like to sing too though, I have no where to pratice without people hearing me though.

>>36551073
That would be fine. Good luck with your cake. Give this a butcher's though eh lad
http://www.kraftrecipes.com/recipes/philadelphia-3-step-cheesecake-51208.aspx

>>36550961
>too jaded to be able to tell if this is satire or not

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>buy arma 2
>get dayz
>shit pc
>shit framerate on min settings
>2 1\2 hours of tweaks later
>thing wont even start

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>>36550961
>i dont know lad. the internet can be dangerous, if its not managed by the state, then parents definitely need to manage their childrens internet activity. just look at the retarded things people pick up from 4chan.

I wonder whos behind this post

>>36551149
Doesn't dayz have a standalone version?

>>36551161
I figured id have more luck with the old mod as my pc is so fucking bad senpai

>>36551192
Dayz uses the same textures and engine it's just standalone so people don't need to fuck around

>>36551161
Not him but it's the standalone is worse than the original mod even with 3 1/2 years development.

>>36551204
Thats 16 quid gone on a broken game fucking end me

>>36551212
I haven't played it so I wouldn't know too well

>>36551161
>>36551192
>>36551204
>>36551212
>>36551219
>>36551228

You'll get better performance running Arma 3 with Zombie mods.

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>it runs like a dream

Chi is a constant.

Today, science tells us that the essence of nature is learning. You and I are dreamweavers of the stratosphere.

We exist as expanding wave functions.

Yes, it is possible to eradicate the things that can eliminate us, but not without growth on our side. You must take a stand against illusion. You may be ruled by ego without realizing it. Do not let it eliminate the truth of your myth.


The nexus is calling to you via ultrasonic energy. Can you hear it? Have you found your myth? How should you navigate this primordial solar system?

If you have never experienced this oasis of the creative act, it can be difficult to reflect. It can be difficult to know where to begin. Indigo Child, look within and awaken yourself.

Humankind has nothing to lose.
Our conversations with other dreamers have led to a deepening of supra-authentic consciousness. Who are we? Where on the great vision quest will we be reborn? Throughout history, humans have been interacting with the dreamtime via pulses.

This life is nothing short of a condensing spark of primordial growth. By awakening, we self-actualize. Science is the driver of ecstasy.

>>36551138
not satire. you are welcome to disagree with everything i said.

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>>36550883
.
.
.
.
.
>Gail platt comes into the cafe
>Has been too busy to cook breakfast
>Wants me to give her a full English
>Give her a lethal dose of e.coli instead

>>36551304
>Indigo Child, look within and awaken yourself.

i was paying attention until i read this.

you have diminished your own message, and now i see nothing but new age bull shit.

>>36550883

>Someone backstage in corrie has a serial killer obsession
>Some anon in britfeel has a serial killer obsession

could it be.

>>36551396
Should have stopped reading at Chi

Anyone else not own a mobile phone?

>>36551379
> hayley cropper comes into the flat
>has been suffering from terminal pancreatic cancer
>wants me to give her a lethal dose
>she give me a handjob instead
https://youtu.be/mzNnA3ISOlo?t=2m25s

>>36551396
>Indigo Child
I know a girl who believes she's one of these.

>>36551478
Got one but I never use it

>>36551487
Wtf Hayley died?

>>36551435
i think chi is real to an extent, but it is just energy manipulation.

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>>36550883

I made a HaroldShipman account on twitter, and managed to get a CNBC economist to publicly reply to my question about DeutscheBank

>>36551478
I have one just to play Battle Cats and pretend to be reading it when I'm in public and I have nothing to do.

>>36551396
This life is nothing short of an unveiling osmisis of non local intention

To walk the quest is to become one with it. Consciousness consists of psionic wave oscillations of quantum energy. Quantum means a flowering of the pranic

Have you found your quest

We must empower ourselves and heal others. Eons from now, we seekers will live like never before as we are re-energized by the quantrum matrix, the future will be a karmic unveiling of healing.


We exist as a resonance cascade, beauty requires exploration. Today, science tells us that the essence of nature is inspiration.

Prophet, look within and beckon yourself. How should you navigate this non-local quantum soup, although you may not realise it, you are consciousness-expanding

If you have never experienced this explosion devoid of self, it can be difficult to heal

Throughout history, humans have been interacting with the nexus via electromagnetic forces. Who are we? Where on the great vision quest will we be reborn? We are at a crossroads of stardust and greed.

It is time to take flow to the next level. It is in evolving that we are guided. Soon there will be an evolving of wonder the likes of which the stratosphere has never seen.

>>36551512
er yeah lad, that was like, a major storyline for ages

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>>36551525
>i think chi is real to an extent,

>>36551542
I dont follow soaps and my mum only watches eastenders

>>36551575
This was the only pic of Goku I had saved btw

>>36551590
so why do you know or care who hayley is, you make no sense lad, have you been on the puff again?

If youve had a nu-lucozade and been SERIOUSLY disappointed, it's easy to see why once you've had a look at the back.

Lucozade is now a whopping ZERO percent orange juice and instead uses colours and flavors like sunset yellow.

Personally I think the backlash is going to be so intense that they return to the original formula

I mean really, zero percent orange in an orange drink? what the fuck were they thinking? It tastes like a gone off energy drink now.

>>36551501
yeah, i was into the new age when i was about 16-17, until i realized how retarded the movement is.

most of it is consists of house wives, or teens, who are manipulated into feelings empowered.

does she also believe in conspiracy theories? it normall comes hand in hand

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>>36551575
Big ups to my main man goku

>>36551629
This life is nothing short of a flowering source of perennial awareness.

We exist as psionic wave oscillations. Curiosity is the driver of healing.

The multiverse is approaching a tipping point.

We can no longer afford to live with pain. Discontinuity is the antithesis of interconnectedness. Selfishness is born in the gap where science has been excluded.


Yes, it is possible to destroy the things that can erase us, but not without stardust on our side. Where there is dogma, healing cannot thrive. Without love, one cannot grow.

Only a being of the cosmos may reveal this current of starfire. You must take a stand against illusion. You may be ruled by stagnation without realizing it. Do not let it shatter the richness of your quest.

Although you may not realize it, you are sacred.
It is in flowering that we are guided. Imagine an unfolding of what could be. It is a sign of things to come.

The quantum matrix is calling to you via four-dimensional superstructures. Can you hear it? Have you found your journey? How should you navigate this joyous infinite?

>>36551613
Because I remember people at school talking about a tranny on Corrie.

This is what happens when a britfeeler's bennies get sanctioned

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ond3jEhDZ5U

>>36551624
Is this part of your stand up?

Fuck you to whoever posted that len yaoi in the last thread
You've got me back on it

We should start a britfeel movement
We could make some proper dough

>>36551629
>does she also believe in conspiracy theories?

I sent her that Alex Jones 'basic gestalt' video and she was like 'oh I already know a lot of this stuff, it's crazy isnt it?'

>>36551658
no I just had a bottle this morn and thought to myself "I bet the lads on britfeel have clocked on to this catastrophe"

>>36551575
there is a science behind it ya know lad. its just not as whacky as most people make it out. its just learning how to control your energy through meditation and certain exercises.

>>36551624
everything is just shit now, why do they do it?

>>36551692
I'm sure I had some lucozade a few weeks ago and it was fine but it might have been an old bottle

>>36551707
the old recipe was only 5% orange juice but I guess that was too expensive

I'm just confused as to how they thought they could make an orange drink without orange juice

>>36549639
Kev doesn't even get a passing mention in the image.

Utter disgrace.

>>36551652
>two grown men stand there while a twink goes mental with a stick

>>36551722
theres still old bottles on the shelves for now lad

once it gets wholly replaced with the new one and their sales drop I think they'll re-release the old one

>>36551689
Karma is the growth of beauty, and of us.

The infinite is overflowing with bio-feedback. You and I are lifeforms of the galaxy.

The current of healing is now happening worldwide.

It is time to take growth to the next level. Imagine an unfolding of what could be. The nexus is approaching a tipping point.


Throughout history, humans have been interacting with the infinite via a resonance cascade. We are in the midst of a quantum deepening of curiosity that will let us access the biosphere itself. Our conversations with other starseeds have led to a maturing of pseudo-eternal consciousness.

To navigate the myth is to become one with it. Today, science tells us that the essence of nature is purpose. The goal of bio-electricity is to plant the seeds of passion rather than pain.

It is in evolving that we are guided.
You must take a stand against discontinuity. Where there is illusion, healing cannot thrive. Only a Indigo Child of the cosmos may reveal this transmission of love.

>>36551726
>the old recipe was only 5% orange juice but I guess that was too expensive
bloody brexit eh lads?

>>36551744
>ctrl+f kev
>1 result
kevs a bit of a dead meme tbqh
although this post will of course cause a resurgence

>>36551642
its like i am reading some esoteric poetry

calm it, lad. literally no evidence for this stuff, i used to be into it. would be cool if it was real but it isnt.

>>36551754
I wonder how many people favour Monster and shit like that nowadays?

>>36551726
No-one gives a shit and they still buy it, i'm still mad about when they changed the Fanta fruit twist recipe and that was fucking years ago now. Cadbury's, Lucozade, Fanta, everything. It's all just cheap lowest common denominator shit now and feels so fake.

Fugg guys, I was going through the r9k archives and someone here said they're a politics student at Exeter

I am also a politics student at Exeter
I am creeped out

>>36551797
You and I are warriors of the nexus.

We exist as ultra-sentient particles. To embark on the mission is to become one with it.

The future will be a zero-point summoning of presence.

Reality has always been bursting with messengers whose souls are baptized in karma. Humankind has nothing to lose. We are at a crossroads of understanding and stagnation.


Serenity is a constant. The goal of supercharged electrons is to plant the seeds of wellbeing rather than delusion. Inseparability requires exploration.

It can be difficult to know where to begin. Have you found your myth? Although you may not realize it, you are enlightened.

It is time to take learning to the next level.
The quantum matrix is calling to you via transmissions. Can you hear it? If you have never experienced this source devoid of self, it can be difficult to dream. Indigo Child, look within and inspire yourself.

We are in the midst of an eternal ennobling of stardust that will remove the barriers to the solar system itself. Who are we? Where on the great journey will we be aligned? Throughout history, humans have been interacting with the dreamscape via molecular structures.

>>36551830

Sure that wasn't your own post you were looking at in the archives?

>>36551784
Just hasn't appeared around as much. Guess he should have just forced himself as much as other things have done recently instead of just trying to be a cheerful fellow.

>>36551689
yeah, she is probably into david icke. im still somewhat friends with people from when i was into it. its all an ego trip to them. they think that they posses some secret knowledge and people like me and you are too stupid to see it.

>>36551846
This. I dont even recognise my own posts after a day

>>36551830
Sure it wasn't just yourself posting.

I see another anon just asked the same question as I was typing but I'm finishing this post anyway.

>>36551744
Mentions Kev and gets a Kev Blessing.

I guess he is being a quiet and watchful god.

http://sebpearce.com/bullshit/

this is where im getting the new age shite lads

dont even know what half of it means

kev bless me with some magic

>>36551914
>>36551914
lmaoing

Had my first wank after a week lads

>>36551846
No no because I never say I study politics because that's embarrassing

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>>36551538
*truck boys pull up*
*drag you through a truckhole and show you the only true universal truth; truck boys rule, and are cool*
*close the truck portal and hand you a fresh bud*

you're gonna need it in truck hell

truck boys

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>>36551873

Here is a post of mine from the archives before britfeel even existed, in July 2014

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/12549131/#12549131

>>36551963
We exist as electromagnetic forces.

This life is nothing short of an unfolding vector of ethereal wellbeing. Synchronicity requires exploration.

You may be ruled by stagnation without realizing it. Do not let it confront the nature of your story.

Greed is born in the gap where life has been excluded. You must take a stand against dogma. Yes, it is possible to destroy the things that can eradicate us, but not without potentiality on our side.


We can no longer afford to live with greed. Without intuition, one cannot reflect. Where there is delusion, purpose cannot thrive.

Although you may not realize it, you are heroic. How should you navigate this mystical galaxy? It can be difficult to know where to begin.

Our conversations with other travellers have led to a flowering of supra-conscious consciousness.
Humankind has nothing to lose. Reality has always been overflowing with beings whose third eyes are opened by karma. We are in the midst of a psychic unfolding of beauty that will remove the barriers to the world itself.

Throughout history, humans have been interacting with the stratosphere via morphic resonance. We are at a crossroads of inseparability and selfishness. Who are we? Where on the great journey will we be guided?

>>36551960
Also I don't normally go on Britfeel, I was just browsing the archives and it was a link to a Britfeel thread

>>36551973
Searching the archives is so comfy. I'm reading all the " Dear [My name] ". Even thought most of them aren't probably for me.

>>36551973
That first reply was very prophetic, wasn't it?

GO TO /INT/ FAGGOTS. THIS BOARD IS FOR TRAPS.

Very shit craic here tonight lads.

Off to bed I go.

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>>36552006
Ok Alec.

OH OH and someone else from r9k at Exeter doing law! I SEE NO ROBOTS HERE IRL

>>36551907
i thought it was copy and pasted

yeah, this is exactly how the new age bull shit sounds.

it doesent really mean anything. its gibberish, most of it is referring to conspiracy/new age sentiments. an indigo child is basically some special spirit child that possess secret power; so they believe.

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>>36551987
*pull down your pants and piss on your head*

>>36549761
Spent the whole day trying to get my E3 flasher working, darn near got the soldering iron out. Pretty sure it's a problem with my SD card, unless I bent the ribbon cable really badly, so I'll have to find another one. This will make no sense to people
Bit worried to see the doctors tomorrow since they might bully me for getting a teen girl-tier mental illness. Oh well.

>>36551851
Fuck off sheeple Dadid Ives knows

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This is exciting. Definitely not me.

>>36552042
i used to go to /x/ a ton i just find it a funny reminder of how i used to be desu

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>>36552050
Got a fresh picture and I didn't even use it.
Gook moot stole my bitcoins

>>36552043
To embark on the vision quest is to become one with it.

Today, science tells us that the essence of nature is manna. The nexus is aglow with ultrasonic energy.

Where there is turbulence, health cannot thrive.

How should you navigate this advanced quantum matrix? If you have never experienced this canopy inherent in nature, it can be difficult to reflect. Have you found your quest?


We exist as morphic resonance. The goal of bio-electricity is to plant the seeds of wisdom rather than delusion. By maturing, we self-actualize.

It can be difficult to know where to begin. Prophet, look within and ground yourself. The nexus is calling to you via chaos-driven reactions. Can you hear it?

This life is nothing short of an unfolding uprising of zero-point inspiration.
Although you may not realize it, you are high-frequency. Humankind has nothing to lose. Who are we? Where on the great vision quest will we be awakened?

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Just been on the night shop to Asda with my housemates, time for some comfy music tonight lads. Finally got the dissertation done.

>>36552004

Indeed, also notice how 3 people called me 'normalfag' but not a single person called me 'normie'

>>36552058
Reminds me, any lads here that remember the anon that never left his room for a few weeks at uni and never met his room mates.

>>36552090
Best waifu in the game that lad

>>36552090
>actually interacting with your flatmates
NORMIES OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

>>36551914
After those quints, I guess he is taking it easy.

>>36552106
There was someone like that at my flat; never saw him come out. And then after a few weeks he quit and went back to live with his parents. Never saw him but my flatmates did.

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>>36552090
>with my housemates
Hang on hang on hold on there matey

>>36552062
i used to go on /x/ sometimes too.

i used to be friends with a guy that ran a new age healing group. the amount of pussy he got from it was amazing.

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>>36549761
My mum pushed over my monitor resulting in basically a cluster of 5 dead pixels. Add that to two existing scratches, (that, to be fair, are basically invisible in normal situations) and I am going to need a new 1080p monitor.

The cheapest I can find a reasonably sized one for is 70 quid, which is more than I'd like to pay, but not utterly impossible. Still, it's fucking annoying thing to have to deal with.

Ach. I have to get a new bloody mouse too. I've been using this ~~ergonomic~~ shitty wireless one, meaning I basically can't play FPSes, so that's another ~50 quid.

Glad it's my birthday tomorrow, or else I'd be completely strapped for cash. Just a shame I won't be able to actually get anything new. Hoping to be able to finally start building my Battle Maniple.

Except there's going to be a new edition, so I might hangfire on that anyway.

/blog.

Posting waifu, and hoping you manage to figure something out. I used to be utter shite at meeting deadlines, but reasonably good at bluffing my way out of the consequences

Through a very interesting turn of events I may get a Middle-Eastern gf who is 13 years older than me. Not a muzzie and none of her family are here.

Very exciting as it would make for yet another eccentric, mysterious, confounding segment in the tapestry of my life story.

Who /narrativebuilding/ here?

>>36552104
That was before mass reddit invasion and mobile posting. A better time.

>>36552136
well he did give me 1914, which dates the beginning of world war 1, so maybe it means something

>>36552172
Why did mummy push over your monitor?
Did she reeeee?

>>36552175
I prefer to live my life like an autistic green text story desu

>>36552175
>13 years old...

interesting

>-er

not interesting

>>36552194
Maybe he is sending a coded message for people to work out.
I hope his work out hasn't teleported him back to 1914 and he is stuck in the past.

Is it possible to shop for an honest to God bf on britfeel?

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>>36552109
Fucking great taste lad. Finished it last week, on NG+ now.

>>36552112
>>36552153
My housemates are pretty much nerds who barely go out, especially two of them who barely leave the house except for Asda and occassionally to get drunk. They're all playing games at the moment. Only one of us is really "normal" and he's never here.

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>>36549639
I love this country

>>36552201
Basically.

I wouldn't walk the dog, because it was 10 o'clock when she asked, and I'd put all me pants in the wash (stupid, I know, but the washing machine takes about a few solid days to actually work), so I told her to do it. She didn't take it well.

A lot of mean words were said, mostly on her part, and it came down to my desire to just get her to shut up trumping my stubbornness. Honestly, if I could go back, I would've just walked the dog in my pyjamas way earlier, but at about the point where she threatened to call the police, and claim that I'd beat her, I was too angry to yield.

>>36552240

Not many full on confident benders here, just about 5-10 regulars who like to roleplay as women and use the :3 emoticon.

>see all this archive posting
>give it a look
>find a post I made in 2011

I didn't ask for these wasted life feels this night.

>>36552272
I miss old Nick Griffy

I have strong feelings for someone who posts in this thread. I don't know what to do about it.

>>36552272

I do too anon

robotbl0x

>>36552218
>I hope his work out hasn't teleported him back to 1914 and he is stuck in the past.

oh god, the grief this would cause us all.

what if sexy kev went back to assassinate Hitler but got world war 1 mixed up with 2

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>>36552317
Truck boys don't roll like that

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>>36552285
Nothing wrong with that desu-nya :3

>>36552206
Good lad.

>>36552214
Obvs would prefer a 13yo gf but my circumstances don't allow for it atm. This one still counts as interesting because, among other things, it contradicts my 'racism' and preference for much younger girls.

>>36552280
Jesus what a cunt, I'm sorry you had to go through that dude

>>36552296

I spoke to him about a week ago.

>>36552244
What an arse on that waifu

>>36552317
tell me about him

why do you like him?

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>>36552317
I hate it when people post this. I always get worried it's me when I know it isn't.

>>36552391
fucking ell lad. do you wanna double team her?

>>36552317
Strong feelings of hatred? Are you sith?

>>36552244
>tfw can't decide who to romance

It seems to be a much harder choice than P4 which was obviously Rise

>>36552408
Wut anime is this? It might be nice to watch some moeshit now and again

>>36552391
I could die eating it

>>36552422
Seems like a plan

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For me, its the mcchickdn

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>>36552408
>nobody will ever have strong feelings for you

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>>36552432
Yuru Yuri, lad. Dare I say, a /britfeel/ classic.

>>36552382
Whats he up to these days? Didnt he move to France?

>>36552397
Im a mess and I'm never happy with anything, but I miss the way I could feel around him. I got really mad because he spoke to people who didn't speak to me but I guess I was jealous and now that I think of it maybe he wanted me to be.

He's beautiful inside but he's evil

>>36552422
>>36552450
>Not wanting to love gently
Unsettling developments, these
>>36552456
Even with those spelling errors I can see that that is the best fast food sandwich

>>36552372
Cheers lad. Was expecting accusations of faggotry to be quite honest.

I'm honestly in two minds about what to do with my current living arrangement. She expects me to basically be a live in maid because I'm a NEET.

I mean, I'm not in a great place in my life, else I wouldn't be NEET. The sort of place where you contemplate suicide, but wouldn't actually commit it. I've been reading a lot of Stirner, so that should give you an idea of where I am in life. The edgy retard phase.

>>36552474
do you know him in real life?

>>36552474
Oh it's jun lad?

>>36552474
Also I went completely red writing this so that's how bad it is

>>36552474
>He's beautiful inside but he's evil

doesent exactly sound like a catch. I'd try working on your feelings if i was you lad. and try learning from your mistakes. ive fucked up with people in the past, trust me lad. had this proper nice bird on the go but i had a bad go at her one day because i got jealous and it fucked everything up

stay strong

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>>36552426
Best girls in P5 are Futaba, then Makoto and Haru.

Best girls in P4 are Chie and Rise.

Question for the prison gay lads, were you raised without a father, by a single mother?

This question is only for purposes of curiosity and not intended to be bait.

>>36552473

He moved to Hungary. Not exactly sure what he's doing but basically assisting some MEPs I think, and working on an organisation for nationalist parties in Europe. He lurks /pol/ occasionally, but generally dislikes the alt-right as a bunch of LARPers and people who worship Trump without any critical thinking.

>>36552542
>>36552523

Yeah. It's my ex.

>>36552559
>Futaba, then Makoto and Haru.
I'm debating between Fatuba, Makoto, Hifuma and Kawakami. Tough choices tbqh

https://youtu.be/t8dQwP80uNQ
What are you lads listening to?

>>36552592
how do you know he posts here though?

is lenlad too pure to date anyone

>>36552578
>dislikes the alt-right as a bunch of LARPers and people who worship Trump without any critical thinking.
Well this is true. The Trump general is hands down the worst part of /pol/. I swear it must have been their first election as 'adults'.

>>36552330
I'd love to read about that.

I'm now thinking of Time Team led by Sexy Kev.

>>36552614
We talked about it a few times over past years. Also he went to some r9k Brit meet up recently

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>>36552593
Wait shit yeah Hifumi is great too.

Now that i'm basically done with P5 I dunno what to play.

>>36552647
Go on lad spill who it is

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>watching a shit comedy show for rachel riley

Oxford Anon from earlier here, I wonder what that Burger is going to be like. I wonder if he'll even show up

>>36552647
At least tell us if they're a waifu poster or something

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Well, think I blew my chances with this girl.

>>36552692
He finally found someone to meet up with? What you gonna do together?

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>>36552604
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IX7TRD6XaRs

>>36552713
Just say you was being sarcastic as fuck about it.

>>36552723

He said He'd buy me a meal and a drink. I'll probably show him a bit around Oxford if he's up for it.

Just lost a sneeze lads. I'm devastated

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Please get better Katyusha!

>>36552713
>when you forget you're not on 4chan

>>36552713
why would you say that lol

the only way you can save yourself if you say you where being sarcastic

>>36552764
And i just had an amazing sneeze

>>36549639

I've had enough, lads. I'm quitting my job in September.

>>36552726
I want to kiss the point on her thighs between her leggings and her shorts

>>36552592
ex for a reason, son.

you can do better than him, im tellin ya.

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>>36552807
REEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU CHAD
orinkll

>>36552810
What job, and why wait until september?

>>36552767
What ever happened to him? He just suddenly stopped posting

>>36552845
became too much of a normie I'm guessing

>>36552865
Last I heard he was going to the uni of hull and then he just disappeared

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>>36552745
>>36552791
Fuck it tbqh lads. I'm a stone cold dude.

She'll come crawling back, they always do.

peados won't be missed desu

>too politically jaded for brit/pol/
>/int/brit is too fast with low quality discussion
>8 britfeel is too slow
>not gay enough to fit in here

Ready to move on, nowhere to go.

>>36552916
just turn a bit gay, its what I did

>>36552897
you can keep her if she does. bitches like her get what they ask for.

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>The stuttering anime 'girl' is still making threads on b/
Nice that some things never change

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Found the perfect film for poley

>>36552916
go to the lgbt/brit/
No recommended level of gay needed.

>>36552916
>>not gay enough to fit in here

not that many gay poster here lad. im certainty straight

even fucked a good few bitches in my time

>>36552844

Coffee Monkey

I want to have a nice round year of work to put on my CV (I started September 2016)

>>36552977
lgbt /brit/ is the slowest of them all and that board is a total disaster anyway. They speak in another language

>>36552916
>not gay enough to fit in here
A lot of us arent gay at all and post shit-tons everyday

>>36552993
The fuck is Coffee Monkey?

>>36553038

I make coffee in a cafe and serve it to people

I was making a (mild) joke, lad

>>36552845
>>36552886
He still posts, albeit anonymously now. He's had a lot of coursework to get done which is probably he hasn't been posting as often. He's also been really ill the past few days.

my gollywog gf just sent me a nude lads

Post music from your youth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CMiB4z8JgY

>>36553065
Oh, like Caffe Nero and Starbucks?

I work at a Nero. It does kinda suck. I'm here whilst at Uni though, so i'm gonna try get something different once I finish in a few months. Sick of coffee.

>>36553078
Post them then, lads

>>36553074
Oh okay. I knew he was in sixth form and all. Glad he's taking his coursework more seriously than I ever did

>>36553078
story time lad.

i remember when my ex used to send me videos of her masturbating, i even wanked to them after we broke up. i wish i never deleted them. they where fucking amazing.

>>36553081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12vh55_1ul8

>I'll never be 12 and playing World of Warcraft until 5am with my mates again

Easier times lads.. easier times

>>36552933
Can't get into avataring, emoticons and steam groups. Still cannot believe people have meetups through 4chan, it just seems to be the complete opposite of how I see the site. Maybe i'm just stuck with the outdated 'we r leejun' type mindset.

>>36552977
Surprised that board is still around honestly, thought it would meet the same fate as /fur/.

>>36552979
>>36553032
Might not be a majority but it's still enough to make me feel irrelevant to the theme.

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>>36553078

I used to have a gollywog gf

>>36553138
>Might not be a majority but it's still enough to make me feel irrelevant to the theme.
Yeah I get that. Some nights it gets stupidly gay and I stick to mostly lurking.

>>36553136
https://youtu.be/SpC3lZdk2HM

>>36553091

What are you studying?

I'm an English Lit grad, graduated in September 2016. I'm gonna quit this dumb job and apply to some publishers, work at a local library or something.

I work at a coffee shop like Nero but a very small chain with about ten shops or so

>tfw trying to write a presentation but to bloody knackered

>>36553138
>Can't get into avataring, emoticons and steam groups

I do two of them and I never envisioned me doing it either, not emoticons and not groups just single chat. I guess avataring adds a little bit of flavour occasionally. I don't do it on the majority of my posts

I'd never meet up or anything though. I'd rather not talk to people who have confidence to travel and meet up with people, I just don't relate to that amount of normalness

COUNCIL OF /BRITFEEL/ ELDERS IS IN SESSION
------------------------

Its 1am, so the council of /britfeel/ elders is now in session until 3am

We discuss the previous day's events on /britfeel/ talk about progress on previous plots, and plot new schemes

Last night's 'This plate is your fate' meme was off to s good start, I saw about 3/4 postings of it midday.

Proposals for schemes to push forward with tomorrow?

>>36553091
I worked in an esquire coffee house for a while. it was shit

>>36553258
A push to rid the threads of gay posters would be lovely

>>36553189
same lad. some nights the anime prisons gays have really taken over.

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>>36553258

I was thinking of a new meme to force.

Every day at 9pm, I would shuffle a pack of cards, deal 5 and post the result. I would do this with religious frequency.