ITT: we write down things that are more likely than us losing our virginity
>The sun explodes tomorrow
>The Jews stop Jewing people
Pandas becoming an invasive species.
California voting for a Republican president.
>Me killing myself
>FTL drive
>going gym
>nofap/noporn
>eating healthily
>talking to people
half life 3 gets released
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> Coca cola buys the earth and turns Africa into a giant carpark for aliens on holiday
>>36548838
My ovaries of course
>>36548838
seeing the slow decay of 4chan and it's shutdown.