Shit normies say

>>36548228
>to be fair...

>Winning at adulting! Paid my bills on time this month!

>>36548228
>the head of your dick will never get slurped like that
>you will never have someone put you in a coma from slurping, spitting, and throating the living shit out of your dick

WHY EVEN LIVE?!?!

>>36548266
but I always say this

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>>36548392
>Jus bee urself

But for realio it's a good feeling. I actually did jus bee urself and met a girl who is really good at it.

shit robots say:

>shit normies say that are actually cherrypicked from obvious slags and chads instead of regular, or even cyborg, people

>>36548392
Wtf normies don't say this shit

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>yall
You saved two letters but it made you look like a retard

>what the fuck?! You only want to live with your own race! That's racist! Every other race lives with their own race for the most part but we're white! We're diverse because we're superior!

>how are you?

Why ask me if you don't care?

>Smh
This one gets to me

>2k17
one day we'll have people trying to shorten the year 2100 to 2k100

>i like anime
>i like video games

>>36548704
>2k17

Of all things you could be mad about this is what you choose? Autism is strong within you nigger.

>>36548654
I just say I'm doing alright so as to not prolong any unnecessary interaction. Sometimes I make the mistake of directing the question back at them. When I'm lucky they just brush it off with a fake cheery

>Good good good

>The Federation are the good guys
>Zeon gassed their own people and dropped a colony onto Earth
>Degwin killed Zeon Zum Deikun
>Red color schemes do nothing
Fucking normies

>>36549001
I understand what any of that means?

>>36549075
You are a normie then.

GET OUT ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>36549176
Sorry mistyped I DONT understand what any of that means

>>36548228
>OMG this is sooo meee!!

FUCKING NOOOOOO

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>daddy
>literally
>ME
>SLAY
>YAAAS QUEEN

"ilu" or "ily." Seriously, are you so self absorbed that you have to look cool while saying "I love you," even at the risk of sounding totally insincere?

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>>36548228
Just give me the full pic your insensitive prick, I need to pop my fucking nut RIGHT NOW!!!!
>uses literally unironically
>uses unironically unironically

People that say "lol" instead of just laughing

>>36549001
>>>/m/ pls go

And stay go

The gundams were on the good side.

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No... I don't mean your hobbies, interests or places you like to go. What do you DO?

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>>36549544
Sorry I don't have it. I just click through random hentai and use snipping tool to get close ups of the faces.

>Someone else says anything
>"same"

>I'M LITERALLY SCREAMING RIGHT NOW

>>36548228
>YAAAAASS
I never hear anybody say this, what the fuck does it mean?

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>>36549732
FUCK SHIT now I have a fucking 7 inch boner going right outta my underwear and I WANT TO SEE A GOOD BLOWJOB FUUUUUCK

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>heyyy that's pretty good

fucking christ this shit got old a long time ago and I hear people still continue to spew it

>someone says or does something funny
>OMG that is so classic!

Normies have been doing this for over 15 years now.

>>36548462
>image
What a fucking retard he deserves all of that pain.

>>36550288
Normies usually do retarded shit "for the lulz".

>>36548228
>lit
>bae
>thot
>ain't
Niggers are normies, right?

>>36550475
White normies say this shit too. It could just be a southern californian thing though.