Tinder Bread

>>36546983
she looks kinda fat

>>36547041
A bit chubby. What should I say

>>36547206
Ask her about that weird cat/pig thing she is holding

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How often do you guys have matches?

>>36546983
so, who catfishes whom now, plz explain 2 me like I'm 5

>>36547206
u don't match with Chads, tool. swish swish go my sweatpants and I leave this convo. then block

I've been on tinder 4 days and swipe right on like 99.5% of grills. 0 matches. So do I kms now or wait for a whole week of pain to pass?

>>36550058
What's your bio and pictures? Also don't swipe right on every girl. I heard it makes the algorithm work against you.

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>>36550135
I don't think I'm too bad, when I go out with normie friends I usually have a few roasties coming at me

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>>36550135
So do you have any idea what proportion of likes is ideal?

>>36550451
You look like a pudgy fuck boy

What a horrible fucking opener

>>36550483
Yeah I do look a little pudgy but I've had a haircut since those pictures and it's way shorter now, just don't have any decent pictures of me with it

>>36550459
>solving cube in 90s
tell me you are using one of those rusty crappy RubikTM cubes please.

>>36549368
4-8 a day, 1-5 reply 1-2 turns into a conversation

>>36550612
It's a bit old and the corners are peeling a bit

>>36550642
I mean if you are gettin 90s in a good cube (speedcubing grade) you should off yourself.

>>36550670
I've never used a speed cube, would definitely be interested in seeing how it affects the time though

And do you mean kms because it's slow or kms because of the fact I solve a Rubik's cube 50+ times a day?

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>>36550451
you look like a COMPLETE beta

pic is mine, ask me anything

>>36550731
Ama why is your app in Spanish?

>>36550731
The pic isn't yours, but I'd be interested in hearing what exactly makes me look beta, and what would make me look less beta

>>36550794
neotonous face with several recessed features, negative canthal tilt and low fwhr
post it on lookism.net and you'll get a better answer

>>36550779
cause Im learning spanish

>>36550794
> pic isnt yours
KEK! Im flattered that you think its not me

>>36550714
I got 60s in a month just solving it once a day

>>36550731
ugly gymcel

>>36551283
>gymcel
I dont even lift, that was after I came back from honduras doing manual labour and running 5km a day.

> natural genetics
> ugly

u jelly bro?

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>>36551253
If really is you then GET OUT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36550451

Remove main pic, and remove pube moustache.

Get 4+ total pictures on the app that are all half way decent, 1 selfie is fine, the rest either with people, taken by someone else or ones of you doing something interesting.

You need atleast 4 pictures because this is the default number the app uploads, less than this shows you've obviously deleted some and don't even have 4 nice pictures of yourself.

Delete the bit about ISIS from your bio, and the ',so I guess' thing. You could also 'like' a bunch of popular Facebook pages so you have more common interests with girls, stuff like famous sports personalities or local bars ect.

Maybe meantion whatever your hobbies are if they aren't just henti and memes.

Before you do all that delete your account and make a new one, to reset on all the girls you've already scared off. You should also consider buying tinder + for one month just for the boost feature with unlimited swipes, swipe rate shouldn't be anymore needy than 70% likes due to how the algorithm works.

On new account you should wait like 2 weeks before giving up.

Also worth googling how the algorithm works, no one has the actual code but there's some good educated guesses on what to look out for.

>>36551333
>manual labour and running 5km
what was that for a kind of labour?

>>36546983
Tinder is fucking degenerate. By using it you become part of the problem, OP.

>>36551253
>cause Im learning spanish
>>36551333
came back from honduras

so how have you communicated

>>36551433
building a restaurant, so we had to cut trees down, with axes, use pick axes to uproot shit, lifting bricks and stuff.

also used to lift cinderblocks and do weighted exercises with cinderblocks every morning at 5am in an abandoned house

>>36552091
because I started learning spanish in honduras. And thats what happens when you actually get off your computer anon, you realise that you can interact with people even if you dont speak the same language or share the same world view

>>36546983
"Robots" are constantly posting these threads and constantly going on tinder and acting this way "ironically" to try and pick up chicks. You really thought they weren't going to catch on?

Im pretty sure I look like a complete psychopath in my picture or im swiping above my league

>>36553402
> swiping above my league
> not swiping everyone and just unmatching ones you dont like

beggars cant be choosers..

Me and my gf had our six month anniversary last week and we met on tinder :3

>>36552734
I don't get it, so why are you here then?