king of the hill

c'mon u sobby slobs
c'mon, c'mon u'll get destroit

I am doon my champion dance
I got my tap dancing shoes on
I take dance side to side, Ariana grande lookin' straight at my naked asshole

>>36546658
>>36546692
>>36546728
what the fuck kinda autism is this op?

as u slouch in ur chair, I slap a sticker on ur butt by mechanism of a spring within the chair
u run screaming bloody murdr
it b a war on dis hill
I p.i.m.p. slap yo bitch ass red ass fc, crier. as your oneitis spills soup on your near naked arms (because I stole your sleeves but wrapped ur arms in ceranwrap) cuz the sticker said 2
the sadness for you kicks in, you lounge your way to p.s.y.c.h.i.a.t.r.i.s.t. and he spills soop on your naked arms
SCHWOOPY!

>>36546824
u don't move quickly enuf; I use "Rough Rider Tidal wave"; do you use your surfboard? nope, cuz i'm doin kickflips in the sandbox wit it.

>>36546871
u drown in an austic wave; any riders left floating start masturbating to the floatsum and jetsam

>>36546895
But u throw a yoyo and a bow at me, the yo-yo hits me in the head. I step out of the sandbox donning the strataverious bow

>>36546658
I put on my wizard robe and hat.
I cast fire wave with one hand and cast snare with the other, I hold you in place until your body is nothing more than burnt bones
IAM NOW KING OF THE HILL!

I shove the bow down your throat "THE CULLENS DON'T COME HERE" I screech

>>36546946
my skeleton crawls towards the tap dancing shoe that hasn't been swallowed by the tide.

I begin snorkeling towards the rough-rider-tidal-wave machine, still wearing the tap dancing shoe, but on my dick as a ballast

>>36546658

That is an airsoft gun.

Original post, do not steal.

I put on my alligator cat costume, I had picked up the yo-yo and throw it, withdrawing the bow, and start playin' some melancholy toons for your departed soul (it sounds like "Kim Kardashian's Ass/Kristen Stewart's sweet tittys and infected, red, pulsating snatch)

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>>36547073
u saw through my disguise, but it is too late, because I am on the rough-rider-tial-wave doorstep, with my costume and tap dancing shoe and ready the machine by doing "Damn it feels good to be a gangster" at 20000 b.m.p.

I pull out my cell phone and call Fat Joe, he agrees to ride up to the hill with his cats

>>36547180
they arrive, we start playin' blackjack (220). God upons up the sky and confirms I am still king of the hill, he plays a hand, goes all in, then automatically folds

>>36547251
"ROBER SOLEY U SPELLED OPEN WRONG", he swoops down and steals all the chips then disappears

I say "shit, fuck" you instantly break eye contact and go to make a shirt out of it
but I am an alligator cat so I chew through ur internet connection

>>36547315
I get slightly shockt, and lie there masturbating

>>36547344
I finish and start setting up an electrified gate in front of the flag and barbed-razor wire fences around it, and the fun house cast leaves

>>36547419
I get distracted by a fallin' pebble, and realize a ghost was the one who knocked it, he walks through the gate to guard the flag

>>36547458
I start gardening, making friends with worms as I go;

>>36547476
I make a plan for a fibrous castle made out of hemp

>>36547501
I start the foundations and soon my castle is sky high. go get that flag, I dare u.