Where are you sniffjizzer? We want an update. Or did you an hero

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maybe he's just swimming in pussy since
>tfw jerking into a girl's shirt gets you a gf

where you at sniffjizzer

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Sniffjizzer, I posted screencap and if you read this, have my sincere apology.
This wasn't meant to be malicious at all.
I hope you're okay, please don't neck yourself, just talk things out with a girl.
I deleted the thread and no more screencapping.

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He was a true internet friendo. RIP in peace.

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>>36547363
shut up you fucking faggot you ruined everything. You fucking redditor kill yourself I can't believe you did this. Until YESTERDAY he had a legit shot at fucking this girl and COMPLETING THE CHILDHOOD FRIEND ANIME ROMANC. YOU FUCKING RUINED A REAL LIFE ANIME WHAT THE FUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>36547363
HE WAS OUR FRIENDO! HOW COULD YOU BETRAY HIM!

>>36547363
were the imaginary internet points worth it?

>>36548445
This

Oregano origami from Oregon

>>36548445
You're not Sniffjizzer, why do you even care you fucking autist?
Go live an anime life, stop watching others living it you cuck.
Anyways, Sniffjizzer, I didn't understand the full consequences of posting it, I am horribly sorry. Just talk to her desu, you still have chances.

>>36548523
I want to an hero if my boy sniffy doesn't update.

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>>36547363
What is your reddit name? i'll show you why you should not fuck with robots

>>36548568
reichspepe
You can't dox me, but I deserve to be raped somehow.

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>>36548548
because I care about my fellow robots and I would live vicariously through sniffjizzer achieving the childhood friend route.

I mean this dude fucking made promises of marriage and kissing when they were 5. Inseparable kids turning into romantic adults is so fucking sweet and nice.

He will never have a future where he comes back after a hard day at work and she's wearing nothing but that shirt he came on and then they make pure, powerful love.

He will never see the day where they're having a beautiful dinner with their two daughters and they ask "Mommy how did you meet Daddy?" And then Mommy smiles mischievously and says "maybe when you're older dear"

You're the fucking scourge of mankind. The dregs of brotherhood. Fuck you and your reddit points

>>36548709
Miracles may happen man.
Also how is fapping with one's shirt romantic?
Nevertheless, I suck. Fuck Reddit, I'll stay further from that place from now on.
Also guys: how do you delete imgur image that wasn't uploaded with account?

>>36548709
Also, is there any chance school part is fake?
I doubt someone would browse /r/4chan without browsing 4chan itself.

>>36549025
m8 I know you're trying to reconcile this situation for sniff but really all we can do now is hope that he doesn't neck himself.

as for
>i doubt someone would browse /r/4chan without browsing 4chan itself


You'd be surprised. Normies generally aren't capable of taking in the full autism of 4chan, especially something like /pol/. So they go to reddit for the highlights. Think of it like ESPN sportscenter for the normies

>>36547363

>deletes thread with 9k upvotes

Come on dude, wtf is that doing? At least delete the imgur screencap if you want to pretend you care.

>>36549156
Can you imagine doing something as innocent as reposting from one autistic place to another and actually ruining someone's life just by accident?
I ain't sleeping tonight that's for sure.
Sniffy be alive and well!

>>36549623
I reported it for violation. It's difficult since I uploaded without account

>>36547363
I checked and faggot is right. The thread is deleted.
OP delivered.

>>36549749
doesnt change the fact that the bully and everyone else knows. Still good on OP for realizing his mistake and trying to make amends... faggot

>>36549855
I'm honestly surprised /r/4chan gets to the frontpage of reddit. Reddit isn't all SJW but there's a large chunk of them exist in their own subreddits so you'd expect all the /r/4chan posts to get downvoted out of the frontpage.

If you get bored, check /r/reddit and look for the top /pol/ related posts, and sort the post's comments by date. A lot of triggered SJWs that come from the frontpage talk about how bad it is to call people niggers etc.

>>36549643
desu you couldn't have expected this to happen, and it was kind of a funny story worth sharing

>>36548548
you sound real sorry to me lmao

i legitimately feel bad for him

he had the dream life, sharing a room with a girl and blew it

its one thing for your parents or siblings or some shit to catch you once in your life but this dudes life is ruined in school now to. hes gonna an hero

>>36550071
his mistake was being too specific in the circumstances

fuckin normies

>>36547363
I should fucking call upon my german and native ancestry to scalp and genocide your ENTIRE FUCKING FAMILY YOU KIKE, WE DIDN'T DO SHIT TO YOU, LEAVE US THE FUCK ALONE YOU GOD DAMN NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

plot twist, maybe she didnt say anything because she enjoys it?

>>36550437
Wish that were the case anon. but odds are even if she did like it, by now since she told others she publicly has to hate it along with her peers. Poor guy deserved to jizz in more places of hers before things got this bad

>>36550544
never understood the jizzing in girls clothing meme

reward is nowhere near the risks,

not to mention the crusty LITERAL DNA EVIDENCE

>>36550544
He didn't deserve dis at all ,thus yall shall name your 1st born >sniffjizzer

>>36550626
why was his name even snifjizzer

he never even said he sniffed the shirt unless im blind and or retarded

>>36550662
I think his terminology was "took a big wiff"

>>36550703
yeah nevermind i am blind and retarded

>>36550581
Kek by "places of hers" I meant like da buttho. Unless homeboy prefers to spreewee on her headbands and booty shorts

>>36550662
It went like this:
>he though she was away
>sniffy searches porn with bitch that looks slightly like her
>he took a shirt of her bc it smelled good
The rest is history

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>>36550703
>his name isn't Big JizzWiffer

W H Y L I V E

>>36550730
>he pretends hes getting head from the headband
>kek

>>36550737
should have said he thought he left a shirt there and then he smelled it and realized it wasnt his

>>36550750
Wiffy Jizzberg deserves justice!

>>36550809
way to make him sound like a jew

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>>36550809
>Jizz BigWiffer
REEEE, why is his name SniffJizzer, that's retarded

>>36550750
The jizzberg sniffing Wiffer

>>36550837
Just picturing him huff-shufflin away made me think he was a hooknose

>>36550866
>>36550870
why isnt it just jizz whiffer

>>36550870
That boys got the Honky Splonk Blues..

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>>36550896
because he took a "big wiff" anon.

A BIG WIFF

>mfw this whole fucking conversation.

>>36550935
its cuz shes not really a woman KEK

>>36550912
id buy that album

faggot ruined this kid's life, goddamnit.

Guys I think we should be equally pissed at the Chad who confronted him at school.

I'm sure the cuck deserves a thing or two karma-wise. I bet he already tossed a load her way in passing and barked at anon when he heard someone was tryina mark his territory.

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>>36550437
This.

The only way to solve this goof is to lay out her whole wardrobe and get to fucking work.

>>36551177
jesus christ youd have to have a fucking firehose

>>36551047
>>36551141
FUCKING NORMIES STOP SCREENCAPPING MY BOARD

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This is so fucking unfair to Sniffjizzer, I don't know him at all but I genuinely feel bad for all he's gone through when he just wanted advice.

Holy shit apparently I need a quick rundown. I know the story up to the point where sniff and the chick were hanging out with sniff's bro and they were cool and things were going well. What the fuck did the fag itt do? Why is sniff going to an hero?

>>36551251
>Screencapping
Dafuq you on about you oregami salami?
If having a memory of what you read is bad then humanity is fucked. Back to the Loli board faggot

This whole situation is retarded. I thought girls liked cum all over there stuff?
Especially mystery cum

>>36551251
?????

>>36551300
someone in his school saw a pic of his post on the 4chan reddit and connected it to him

>>36551300
He fapped next to her didn't know she was in bed, and hucked her cummy shirt back to her side of the room. Next day some Fake Nameulson asshole confronted him at school so its inferred that plenty of people know now.

All because some reddit fag couldn't keep his cross posting to himself

>>36551419
>didn't know she was in bed
How stupid can he be?

What happened after he went to the gym and posted that first picture of her?

>>36551694
it seemed like things were taking a turn for the better, but then reddit happened

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>>36549643
>sniff kills himself because now everyone knows
>depressed grill realizes it is, to some extent, her fault
>she kills herself as well

I guess you got a twofer.

>>36551980
So someone from his school saw it? Any more details? Everything was going so well and suddenly it's gone to shit

>>36552141
He writes about it here: >>36519390
This was his last comment: >>36521823

bumping for sniff, hope he's still alive

I can't even imagine posting 4chan screenshots to plebbit. How fucking empty would your life have to be do bother with that shit?

We aren't getting anymore updates, thanks a lot reddit fags

>>36553104
id be satisfied with him just confirming hes alive

does someone have a pic of her?

literally who?

original origami

Kids have necked themselves over smaller things before. His life is really fucked up right now. Whoever shared this outside of 4chan has at best just fucked this kids up life forever, or the kid has just necked himself.

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>defending an underage poster

Sniffjizzer is retarded for saying reddit ruined him, he mentions posting on reddit himself, looking for advise, but his reddit posts got deleted or something

Fuck off emotional fags
>hurr durr underage teens have seen some screencap and a guy with 400+ DOWNLOADED videos is gonna kill himself now oh noeeees!!! :(((
Neck yourself, weak, pathetic faggot