>talking to girls is hard

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literally just bee yourself

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> school
> snapchat

Underage detected

Jesus that girl is boring as hell. That conversation is going nowhere because you have nothing in common. Just end it for the love of god

lmao

"nice to know i guess"

congrats she already realizes she is above u.

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>>36542432
im 19, shes 18


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>>36542446
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>>36542424
>not going to higher education
>not using apps popular with younger people

It's like you dont want to get laid

The purpose of texting is to eventually arrange a date or hangout, not talk about fucking "soccer"

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>>36542474
you have a lot to learn about texting girls

>>36542446
Lol you did the "Whoops wrong person" shit you cringemaster you. Hope you get some!

I can't stand people with healthy minds.

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>>36542490
stop being a pussy. if you constantly try hard to not be cringe according to /r9k/ standards you'll fuck your shit up

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she's gonna get bored of you
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>>36542459
Every single time I read a normie conversation, it boils down to one telling the other what sexual things they'd do to them, after only a couple of sentences... I'm disgusted by this, so I'll die alone instead.

>>36542473
Poisons the mind. You do well staying away from those digital slot machines.

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>>36542513
or the other way around.

>>36542396
>just bee yourself
>says a bunch of shit that no robot would ever think to say

>>36542482
>Daddy material

She wants you to help her raise Chad's kids ten years from now. Seriously, forget about her. There's a 0% chance she'll put out for you.

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>>36542511
>women actually falls for this shit
What a manipulative normie. I fucking hate you. This is disgusting and i'd rather die a virgin then go out with a whore like that.

these android emojis strike a cord with me. am I a faggot now?

>>36542511
Not even going by r9k standards this is the first time I've come on here in months it's not a bad cringe tho so don't stop if it works

rofl "hun"

>>36542378
This girl will never fuck you.

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>bragging about texting a girl on /r9K/
>still can't get nudes

>>36542633
A girl that puts an emoji after every text isn't even worth fucking.

>>36542378
>not knowing cell phones are cheating devices

she can just give her number to a different chad and cheat on you OP is that easy.

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>>36542540
This is failed normie shit, show us her tits.

>Inb4 ur 2 scared to upset her by ss her tiddies

This is premium cringe shit. Op, please, do us a favor and cure your cancer by killing yourself.

>>36542676
>not knowing cell phones are cheating devices
This too 100%, I'm a complete autist in person but texting/messaging grills is ez pz.

>>36542677
not gonna show nudes
>>36542676
I don't care, I didn't try to be in a long relationship with her, I was just bored and texted her for fun

I'll prob leave her afterwards.

>>36542761
>Texting women for fun

They never have anything to talk about but themselves. Nothing from that conversation or others like it are remotely interesting. I would choose yard work over texting women.

>You're asking all the questions and alwauys have the longer reply.
>She seems totally uninterested and tis thinking about chad.
>She might date you but would leave you in a month.
>Has at least 5 other conversations just like this where men are planning their life around the though of even a date
This is the life of a 2/10 woman.

>>36542761
>brags about texting some roastie
>doesn't even have lewds
pathetic

>>36542761
well I care because I don't want to waste my time and resources only to be rewarded with cheating. also I am at risk of paternity fraud and being held responsible for a child that is not mine. We live in a gynocentric world and the state wants men to pay for the child so they don't have to. men at this very moment are being force to pay child support for children that are not their own.

>>36542482
>claiming to know how to text girls
>still browsing r9k

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>>36542761
if you are baiting,then congratulations,you trolled the entire board.
if not,then please,for the love of Raptor Jesus and Sweet Mother Rex,i hope you die in the most horrifying and painful way possible.

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update us OP im taking notes here

>>36543215
>update us OP

too lazy to take new pics but basically she's been sexting really hard man

>humblebragging
>trying THIS hard

You can do this with two phones.

0/10.

>>36543327
Would be easy to do considering he's using two phones to take the pictures in the first place

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>>36543327
im not autistic enough to do that f@m

>>36543326
>"she's been sexting,like,real hard,man"
>implying she is not doing this to play around with your mind
>implying she will not disconnect to go suck on Chad McThunder's cock
>IM
>FUCKING
>PLYING THAT YOU ARE NOT BEING A HUGE FUCKING FAGGOT ON THIS SHITTY VIRGIN-FILLED BOARD!!!

>>36542378
I literally got my gf by asking her "wanna be my gf?" like a sperg when I was drunk.

>>36543526
How was your relationship with this girl before you asked her?

>>36542446
>wrong person

Oh no. Oh lord no. This is the cringy shit I used to do that I was trying to forget about.

Pro-tip: no girl in the history of the world has ever fallen for this.

>>36543571
Literally knew her for a week or two. We were both in our early twenties.

Hence why it was incredibly spergy and I still can't believe it worked.

>>36543584
>Oh no. Oh lord no. This is the cringy shit I used to do that I was trying to forget about.

Maybe it is cringe

And yet I don't give a fuck, because it doesn't matter.
Making shitty jokes is good as long as you're confident with it instead of sperging out and worrying how every word you say will look like and if some autists on /r9k/ think it's cringe

>>36543519
>implying I care
I never got emotionally attached to her and I don't plan to. I'm just having fun while it lasts, I will prob get bored and just stop talking to her

Also she said im smoking hot so that might have something to do with it

What's the fun in texting? I don't get it

also it's pretty easy to hit up the fatty from a year below you

>>36543603
How long have you been in the relationship? Have you had SEX yet?

>>36543716
2 years now

We fug all the time.

>>36543647
I'm confused if she's sexting aren't you gonna meet up w/ her? Or by sexting do you just mean making sexual jokes?

What's there to get bored of I guess is my question

>>36543647
>implying she really cares how you look
suit yourself anon
you will be the one who will get assblown in the face before you dump her.

>>36543751
>I'm confused if she's sexting aren't you gonna meet up w/ her?

No, because i dont want to and I don't care, I only texted her for fun and to show you that it's easy.
Maybe if I want to I will meet up with her for secks and that's all

And also i'm leaving the US in 2 weeks so there's no point in trying anything serious

>>36543747
From an r9k/fit point of view, how would you rate this girl 1-10

>>36543834
Wait you're in the US now? When was this conversation? Also what did you think I meant when I said meet up? Idc how super smooth you think you are at texting guy, you're dumb

Is it that girls purposefully play games when you message them or am I just too autistic to understand signals. It's like what they say and what they do are completely unrelated

>>36543950
from a /r9k/ pov she's probably a 2
from a /fit/ pov she's a 10

>>36544046
Nigga you hit an 8 and you're still posting on this board?? REEEEEE

But on another note thank you for answering my questions.

Bonus:is she thicc

This would never work if you were ugly in real life

>>36544138
She's skinny but with dat ass.