i fucked up big time

>>36542207
You are fucked. All you can do is wait.

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Yo wtf nigga are u literaLly retarded

>>36542207
tell tem you just wanted to impress them andyoure sorry
clean your fucking wall
howcould you think that a bottle full of a week's cum would look like one cum
when people have sex they don't cum on walls...

>>36542318
oh fuck i misread, it was just the one cum actually

>>36542207
Oh my fucking god honestly it can't get any worse just come clean. Tell them you're autistic or whatever and felt like shit for not being able to get with girls and at the very least they'll sympathise.

>>36542387
What do I do about my semen wall? The semen is dried into the wallpaper now.

>>36542602
Check your contract for the room and do anything you can to clean that shit without losing your deposit? Idk man never been in this type of situation before

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>>36542207

Post pictures of semen wall.

>>36542602
throw a pissbottle at it, they should cancel each other out

Post pics of the wall or I am calling shenanigans.

pic of the wall or gtfo

please post the wall

probably one of the more autistic tales I've heard as of late

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>>36542947
>>36542988
l'm not proud of it

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>>36543041
oh no man this is too much

>>36542207
>collecting liquids that come out of your penis in a container
It never ends well.

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>>36543041
well
didn't expect this to be true

>>36543066
>>36543112
It's literally from google images you fucking americans.

>>36543041
nice google images picture you fucking nigger

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>>36543129
thanks sherIock

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>>36543041
Yeah nah, that's paint.
Also...

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Lmao your autism somehow made you think it was a good idea to collect sperm for a week and then dump it on a wall; not even hiding the jizz bottle, in attempt to show off to normies that you got laid. Hilarious.

>>36543187
>Hangul
anon, please stop watching Chinese cartoons

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You're a fucking idiot, op.
I almost feel sorry for you.

OP is fuIl of shit, kys

>>36542207
>>loud noises aggravate my autism
>>puke on some grill
I refuse to believe that autism causes puking. Also you're retarded.

>>36543221
ai no understandu yoa eigo senpai

>>36543112
Is that maddox's sonic?
George is such an autist.

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>>36542919
I saw this after trying to clean it. I used a kitchen sponge and soap to clean the semen off but the wallpaper or paint whatever it is came off too.

>>36543643
>search for "cum on wall" on google images and post first result
>get called out for it and being a total faggot
>search the next hour in your basement for the moldiest wall where you literally can't detect shit
>post "new" semen wall

pretty sad OP, you lost all your street cred

>>36543725
That other guy wasn't me.

>>36542207
Worry anon, worry big fucking time.

This...this is just the start of you once only mental autism into the real world, your life. Your past thoughts you have formed were yourself, who you are now playing out in the real world and you can tell the difference between the game and the programming of it, have you forgotten what you wanted!?

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>>36543746
I know
Satania edition

>>36543881
Why do you all like this girl very much?

have you spoken with your roommates since then?

>>36543643
>>36543746
Ok, but this literally looks like ripped wallpaper and white paint. I'm still calling shenanigans.

>>36543746
Still doesn't look like wallpaper

>>36544078
I know, I'm freaking out about losing my deposit. I called my dad and he hung up on me when I told him what happened.

>>36543934
She is sweet and adorable. She tries to be a dark Lord but is too inept and sensitive to actually be one.

>>36544124
are you literally handicapped in some way? why tell your dad, just make up a story

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>>36543643
OP, you're such a lying faggot .

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>>36544124
>call dad
>tell him a story about how you spilled your month-old man juice bottle over the wall and you cant get the stain off. plus,you accidentally tore off the wallpaper
>get hung up
what the fuck were you expecting,you autismo?!

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>>36543643
>OP is trying to get empathy from wild anons by making up a story about how he made up a story but got caught and gets caught
wew lad

>>36544141
Her taste buds aren't very sensitive.

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>>36544141
>>36544373
is this now a Satania thread?

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>this thread
Only /r9k/ could spaghetti this much

>>36543278

Loud noises DO aggravate autists and it hurts so much for some that they could puke

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>>36543934
I posted her because it was my evil deed for the day :3

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>>36544429
It just became a Yukarin thread!

>>36544576
Found the future leader of the underworld

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>>36545199
be careful what you wish for
maybe I'll keep you then as my devilish catamite

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>>36545544
Yeah right

Ordinolli

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>>36546431
Stop this lewdness at once! I am Akuma!
You're forcing me to show you my frog collection