it baffles my mind that there are people on r9k that believe

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Shut up you hardline wahabi NEET

You make me want to invade your board and spread my normie influence.

>>36541856
some people get lucky and manage to get laid by the gross fat slut no one wants to fuck

>>36541856
while I appreciate the sentiment, the age of neets and robots is over op
we fought well but normalshits are just a part of the board now.

>>36541952
>gross fat slut no one wants to fuck
its still sex and means that you are attractive and desirable to SOMEONE. if that's the case you are a normie.

>>36541994
This. It really isn't difficult to understand.

>>36541994
>attractive
not really I was just nice since I don't know how to talk to girls.

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>>36541994
>>36542040
They're cyborgs, not normies.

You robots know nothing! Back to your caves!

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Is being a normie really that bad when most people on this board want normie benefits without normie responsibilities?

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>>36542130
>normie responsibilities

lol ok

>>36542150
> lol ok
What kind of responsibilities do you have you turboturd?

>>36541856
i like your angry kermit. more please?

>>36541856
girls can make mistakes too

although anyone who's ever gotten laid is a failed normie at worst
true robots are unwanted by anyone

>>36541994
so what about good looking virgins... are they normies?im good looking but i cant talk to girls on a severe level. i get a lot of looks, theres quite a lot of girls i see regularly that want my dick and not some gross fat sluts, that doesnt make me a cyborg. im a 21 year old virgin and i have no friends. i've wasted my youth, never been to a party or a club. How is that too cool for r9k? i might get a lot of attention from girls but i think its too late to learn the required social skills to act on it.

>>36543924
Good looking virgins can be robots, as long as your autism is severe enough. I am not ugly either, I've autism'd out of 3 chances of a relationship already because I am so god damn retarded.

I'm mostly shut in nowadays and only leave my apartment to go to college.

>>36544074
>Good looking virgins can be robots
no

you're a failed normie, not a robot

>>36544074
trust me man, im bad. even earlier today one of the girls i see often shes come over asking me how im doing trying to make small talk about the weather smiling at me holding that eye contact but i just end the conversation as if im busyshe always says see you later looks sad when i leave. shes a real hottie. i dont even know her name

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>>36541856
>your mom when she gave you birth
and after that?

>>36541856

lol go fuck yourself

the only thing that /r9k/ has proven is that there is some part of your brain that is unlocked upon losing your virginity. this part of your brain allows you to discuss things OTHER than how lonely you are and also allows a person to stop dwelling on the fact that they're a virgin.

get over yourself, asshole. maybe if you didn't make such a big deal about being a virgin, you wouldn't be one.

>>36544431
post pic

ORiginalkomment

>>36544461
Only cesarean births can be robots

>implying you can be a robot if your dick touched your mother's vagina
Only C-section robots are TRUE robots

>>36542079
>2017
>still trying to force the cyborg meme

>>36544734
no. you dont have to believe me. i could post a picture of some model this is 4chan afterall. if you at least pretend im being truthful and give me some advice

>>36543924
holy shit you're still young please live it up and socialize

>>36545324
sorry i should have said no normie advice

here's a tip for talking to girls guys. just say what's on your mind as long as it isn't too spaghetti. ask genuine questions. try to make them smile. friend zone in your mind before they do it to you.

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>>36541994
>means that you are attractive and desirable to SOMEONE
All of the faggots here - with the exception of the grossly disfigured ones - are attractive and desirable to someone. You're probably never going to find that person, though. Just go the route I went and get a prostitute.

Do you really think that losing your virginity will be some profound moment when your entire life changes and you finally get your shit together? That's not gonna happen. You'll still be a pathetic bottom-feeding robot. Trust me.

>>36544491
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEYOOOOOUUUUNORRRRRRRMMMMMIIEEEEEEEEEE? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Honestly, kill yourself