Why aren't you having SEX right now?
>>36541461
Where is this thread going?
>>36541461
Busy doing man shit.
>>36541491
Jesus christ the things that have never been said on r9k astound me.
This board could actually be somewhat bearable if porn was banned from it.
Because I'm at work?
Anyways, it's a lot less interesting once you have access to it. It's a lot of work for a few seconds of orgasm. You get all sweaty, you have to cuddle/reassure the girl afterwards, etc.
Great way to pass time on a cold winter night, but I'd rather watch a good movie or explore a trail with my bros.
>>36541461
because im too shy to ask anyone to fug me.
>>36541461
Because I already had sex twice today. I legitimately do not enjoy it (but I don't dislike it either) but I get lonely easily so I like to have a girl over and if I have to fuck her for her to stay longer then why not
>>36541900
Go to the glory hole where you don't have to make small talk.
Because I just finished jerking it to Lexie Beth taking a BBC up her boipussi.
I mean I kinda knew it would come to this. Started out just jerking it to porn and then anal porn. Then gangbangs....DP's....anal only gangbangs. Triple penetrations. And then the shemale porn started. At first it was only Brazilian because they were ELDER GOD TIER. But then it was just traps and trannies in general. And then finally crossdressers. And then just twinks.
>tfw I just want to destroy twink boipussi
>tfw I have so much pent up sexual frustration that I would put a faggot in a coma if I ever came within 15 feet of some boipussi
FUCK MY ENTIRE LIFE.
>>36542009
I dont like stds though.