>bawwwww girls only want chaadd >faps to stacy wew

>>36537010
>literally starving
>i pretend to eat steak when I would happily eat rice

>>36537010
>im ugly so I have to settle for morbidly obese whales
Fuck off

>implying robots don't fap to chad

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>He doesn't fap to Chad

Am I meant to pretend I don't find Stacy attractive?
I'm not expecting women to think that Chad isn't attractive.

I'd masturbate to more amateur porn with average girls in it, but sometimes you can tell they love each other and it makes me want to die..

I fap to drawings you retard

Why the fuck does it matter who I fap to? Landwhales schlick to chad too. Never mind the fact that they even attempt to change the standards of beauty to include them.

>>36537010
but I don't fap to stacy, I'm attracted to fat women

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girls don't owe me anything. I don't owe them anything ... and they can't stop me from fapping to them.

>>36537010
Why should I have to jerk off to ugly women you idiot?

>implying I haven't learned about female trickery
>implying I even acknowledge Stacy's existence
>implying I don't get secret enjoyment from seeing bewildered Stacies trying to figure out why I'm not orbiting them

>>36538025
Stacy does not even know your name dude she's way too busy riding Chad's cock

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>>36537010
I fap to 2D though

>>36538081

I am Stacy's bosses boss. She desperately wants to get my attention.

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>>36538025
I know this feeling
>Ignoring her and treating her like garbage like anyone else
>This causes her hypergamy to misfire and she thinks I'm treating her this way because I'm better than her in some way(s)
>This causes her to try harder and harder to talk to me or learn more about me
>Continue to be as distant and uninterested as possible since I know as soon as she learns I'm a dropout with no money or ambition she'll lose interest anyway so I may as well mess with her
While I know this is just some animal instinct tricking her, something about having a Stacy try to get to get closer to me feels good man.