Mbti thread. No infj autism allowed

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ISTP here, please tell me my others ISTP's identify with Gondola and the Metal Gear Solid series.

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Anyone else /INTP/ here?

>>36536846

Me. I fucking want to kms rn.

>>36536846
HI
how are things?
Bad? are you suffering?
oredsl

>>36536846
I score INTP on tests like "ohh you feel energized around ppl" But ENTP on thinking function tests.

>>36536846
I'm more of an ENFP kind of guy

INTP here. I do nothing but procrastinate.

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ISFP = god tier

Can someone post all the meme MBTI info graphs pl0x

>>36538284
>ISFP = normie tier
fixed.

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>>36536730

>no Reddit

Lmao majority of you are Reddit normies. All of you are the same boring type anyway

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>>36538902
Hi rebbit. You need to go back.

Estj- a masterrace

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>>36536846
>tfw being genius enlightened hermit

>>36536730
INTP, suicidal, nihilistic etc etc. Usual INTP shit.
>>36536846
Yep. We're pretty common here if not in wider society.

>>36536768
>You will never be a immortal silent observer traveling the world
JUST

>>36536730
Anyone else extroverted INFP?

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>TFW INTP
Is there any hope for me?

>>36539718
You mean ENFP.

>>36536846
INTP master race reporting in originally of course

INFJ autist here.

>>36539940
pretty sure that's not how MBTI works
go do a little reading

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Oh look, the daily INTP circlejerk thread.

I always test INTJ (including in a more or less "professional" test I once took) but I think I might actually be INTP, the descriptions seem to fit me better. Is this common? Any explanation? How can I know what type I am for sure?

>>36540026
>paying money for Jung meme
Truly INTJ, thanks for screencap :^)

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Threadly reminder

>tfw no INTJ gf

The problematic that will forever haunt you

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>>36536730
As an INFJ with experience hating on INTJs i can say that the distasteful parts of a true INTJs personality are often inexorably connected with their lovable qualities. If you get to know Martin Shkreli hes a pretty cool guy, but an asshole at the same time. The problem is when you find an INTJ who could be intelligent and achieve great things but develop a worldview where they are still narcissistic but their narcissism dosent push them to actually accomplish anything.

>>36540042
>implying I paid for it

I'm infp. I get to go to work again in an hour despite the fact I stayed up until 3am last night shitposting. I sure fucking hope I can survive this. Had a cup of coffee at 7:30 and hopped right in the shower. I just have to make it until 6pm then I have two days off.

What are you fuckers up to today? Hopefully living the neet life and not having to talk to people face to face. Unless that's what you're into. Whatever it is I hope it's going well.

>>36536768
ISTP here. People either think I'm retarded or pissed because of my fucking "istp stare".

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>>36536846
Least original INTP here

>>36539718
infp, extroverted personality but autistic

ISTJ here am I a robot?

>>36540439
how can a INFP be autistic? fee-fees aren't you guys specialty?

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>>36540445
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
get out

What is this /horoscope general/ bullshit

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>>36536846
Reporting in
>Tfw you bully enfp/infp's into oblivion again and again like sport
>Watch them go have an absolute fit and rant after they get btfo'd

>>36540496
You can be an autist and still have feels anon. When I was younger I was happy living in my own little world. Walking around the school playground lost in thought. The teachers and social workers noticed and deemed me anti social. They said I needed to develop social skills and make friends. This is where it all started. I was comfortable in my own world and they tried to bring me into theirs.

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>>36536730
>r9k bitches about normies
>has normie threads like these all the time

Just did the test, I'm ENFP. My friend told me to read up on INFP, I recognize some INFP traits, too.

EN/TP/FJ/

>be misfit ISTJ with mental health issues
>born with biological mechanism that makes people unable to perceive you as human and feel empathy for you
>even doctors hiss at me

Type your pet. My dog is ESFP

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My chihuahua is ISTP or ISTJ. Introverted dogs are rare

>>36540218
Yeah this is a real problem for me. My face is always blank. I try to play it off as being stoic instead of spergy.

>tfw i like to walk around the town while observing surroundings and people.
I really dont know my type because i've been getting different results for the most of the part.

>>36540603
>there is someone here tryin to break thru the matrix, sir
>get him in immediately! i dont want any little shit out of my control you hear me?! not even one!
>sir yes sir

>>36541632
>eldest dog
INTJ
>her daughter
ESFP
>my chihuahua
ISTP

It's pretty funny actually. The chihuahua bullies the eldest dog all the time. The latter even does the INTJ glare.

>>36542156
The INTJ glare?

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How was collegium?

>>36542289
That's pretty much how I imagine every ISTP

>>36542289
between ISTP and INFP.

>>36536730
>no INFJ autism allowed
>No flaming towards or from intj's allowed
Okay, so I'm an INFJ, I don't understand what's wrong with either of these.

>>36542289
>just walks around campus
>bored out of his mind
>doesnt attend class
>gets into smoking despite knowing its bad
>doesnt give a shit about anything
Yep, that's ISTP alright.

>>36542289
ESTP and ESTJ should switch places since ESTJ is Te dom and ESTP is Se. Everything else is accurate i think

im infp, is that good?

>>36542545
>im infp, is that good?
if you're a female then yes, if you're non creative male - no.

>>36540108
>professional
>free
You know what to do.

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INFP gfs... please come out and get to know me. . . sob

tfw

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>ISTJ
>Most abundant among men
>Still khv with no motivation
>Everyone thinks I'm a freak and I can't relate to them whatsoever
y-you too

>>36542354
nothing, but shit like that can derail entire threads and its fucking annoying. intj flame threads are absolutely useless.

>tfw INFJ
:^)
organs

>ENTP
so whats this mean?

ENTJ-A with diagnosed ASPD and I fucking hate it

>>36540085
The same can be said for any fucking personality type. Geez you INFJs are dumb.

>>36544315
>so whats this mean?
basically this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPpWzS3nCwM
no really, Joker is typed as ENTP

check out this discord if you guys are interested in talking in a place with similar ideas

/e4yNH7M

>>36544426
Get out of here with this normie shit you fucking retarded faggot.

Where are my ISTP brethren?

>>36536846
>schizoid INTP
True robot master race. Not meant for this world.

I have done these tests a few times, often end up as either ISTP or INTP, S/N being as close to a tossup as you can come, whilst the others are pretty solid.
I don't really believe it means much. Sometimes I think I answer the questions from a idealized version of myself without, rather than being honest.

Anyhow, I am like 3-4 re-exams away from a engineering degree, so there might be some truth to it.

>>36544779
Chances are you just use the sensing and intuitive functions roughly equally, which means you'll jump between two types depending on how you're feeling.

>>36544814
Probably. My personality changes a bit depending on how well I manage my depression.

>>36544378
What's it like? Having ASPD?

>>36545000
As you'd expect. You can't really get accurate results if you're depressed, so it's likely to change even further if you manage to unfuck everything.

Is the ISTP the school shooter type?

Bipolar anon here, I took the test when I was on a mania high from Bipolar and I got ESTJ and when I was on a depression cycle (like usual) I'm INTP

>>36545219
I hear that happening a lot to INTPs

I figured it partially out, my dear INTPs (and similar types):

Imagine, if you will, that your brain is a car engine and the more you think, the higher your RPM. The average INTP thinks too much, but the average INTP is also relatively idle in his life - this means your brain is stuck in a low gear and your brain is constantly riding the redline. High RPM is not good for your engine and if it gets too high, the brain shuts down to prevent further damage

The solution, therefore, is to shift gears (or go uphill I guess). How exactly are you supposed to do that I don't know yet, but I'll get there.


shift gears, bee urself, just do it bro!

>>36545060
Kind of a broad question but I'll try. I'm completely incapable of getting emotionally attached to people even when I've wanted to which is rarely. On vidjyuh I'll fall in with a group for a while and either leave because they're bad/boring or they'll think I'm an asshole for how I treat randoms and stop talking to me. Irl I've gotten good at imitating a better personality but keeping it up all the time gets very very tiring. I've almost lost jobs a few times for letting really bad things slip when customers were pissing me off. I've had sex (ezpz because faggot, all were young guys with daddy issues) but it really isn't all that enjoyable for me. Most of them end up catching feels and having mental breakdowns when I tell them off so I ghost them.

A lot of times I still feel the want for friends/a bf but as soon as I actually start talking to people it ceases. I know for a fact there's something else wrong with me because if I listen to other people talk about inane shit, or they bother me for too long, or if they poke fun at me then I instantly start seeing the red and get filled with the most inhuman bloodthirsty rage imaginable. That aside I'm not actually sadistic, I'm just a very very neutral person. Probably as neutral as you can get.

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>>36545374
Meditation, anon. It works. Learn to calm your mind.
At the same time self-improve in other fields, get fit, read, study and get out of your comfort zone. Also stop browsing fucking 4chan 8 hours a day and stay off your computer even if you're a NEET. Flooding your brain with bullshit does you no good.

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>tfw istj
>tfw no-one to control you and just tell you what to fucking do
I don't care what it is I just need guidance
I don't have any purpose just tell me to go suck dick for money or something I don't fucking care

>>36545374
>the average INTP is also relatively idle in his life
>The solution, therefore, is to shift gears (or go uphill I guess). How exactly are you supposed to do that I don't know yet, but I'll get there.

You answered your own question, fellow INTP.

Gotta get out there in the world (gasp!) and DO some shit.

Real-world action is what keeps the engine from getting too hot. Apply your thoughts.

>>36542409
i didn't get into smoking, otherwise all of them are right on spot

>>36545558
Take off your pants and post a picture of your ass. I'll decide if you're worth it or not.

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somewhere between ISTP and INTP
it says like 48 to 52 on second one
how do i get shit done if im a lazy fuck with adhd and my hate towards myself seems only to increase if i won't start doing something about it?

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>>36545673
I can't even get pictures from my phone onto my computer because it needs a memory card and i never got around to buying one since i only went out like once since i got the phone a few years back

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>>36545616
I know I answered my own question, but its usefulness is on the same level as "just go talk to her about something interesting and be funny and confident"

fine advice, but it implies having knowledge the other side takes for granted

>>36545730
Do you originally have kik? Post it b

>>36545715
>get off the computer
>make an active schedule
>get out of your comfort zone
>meet people
>get a job / education and then a job

>>36545756
I dont even have apps on my phone
I really hate phones and I only got one of those nokia things because it was supposed to just be a call and text machine
and man I don't even know if I'd get apps and shit even if I got a smartphone, don't they all ask for your information nowadays

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>tfw INTJ-T
Assertive INTJs are the Reddit cancer stereotypes that stick their dicks everywhere and annoy people. Turbulent INTJs like me are just neurotic manchildren with autistic fantasies and low self esteem.

>>36545796
How about an old fashion description of your body?

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>>36536730
>tfw literal INFP human trash

>>36545818
I'm like 6'3 and hairy
I have almost no muscle, bad posture
my ass is actually unironically the widest part of me and I have trouble finding trousers that fit me
I have to wear womens clothes because everything else is either too wide and slips down or is too tight and won't go past it
I hve thick thighs and there's a gap between them I guess
I want to use hair removal stuff more but I can't because my autism schedule doesn't have that in it and I can't force it in anymoree

i get istp or intj
dont know what to think of it

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>be ISTP
>generally enjoy my job
>two hour meeting Monday morning (9:00 - 11:00)
>three hour meeting Monday afternoon (14:00 - 17:00)
>two hour meeting this morning (9:00 - 11:00)
>second two hour meeting this morning (11:00 - 13:00)
>lunch with business partners (13:00 - 14:00)
>one hour meeting this afternoon (14:00 - 15:00)
>second one hour meeting this afternoon went 34 minutes overtime (15:00 - 16:34)

REEEEEEEEEEE JUST LET ME WORK

I came THIS close to snapping today.

Three more meetings tomorrow.

>>36545840

You're probably just mentally fucked up. Most infps are just depressed mistypes. You can see the split in these threads between people greentexting depression stories ("infps") and people going "huh yeah I guess that fits whoopdedoo" (more likely actual infps).

How do you act/process information when you AREN'T filled with self loathing? Why do you feel like human trash? And before you even think it, I'm not looking to shit all over you, I'm just curious.

>>36545919
Only get rid of the body hair if you really want to. At your height especially you should put on some weight, at least until you're tall ottermode. Consult /fit/ because it's really a lot simpler than people make it out to be. Manlets can get fucking shredded in like a year but lanklets take a bit longer.

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>>36546063
>getting work done
>"you're doing it wrong" even though it's getting completed the way it should be completed and is only wrong to your dumbass way of doing it
>"oh let me do that for you" please don't you'll probably fuck it up
>the thing gets fucked up
>mfw

>>36536730
OP I recommend this test, it's much more accurate when it comes to functions.
>http://www.keys2cognition.com/explore.htm

I'm an INFP (Fi-Ne-Si-Te). I'm interested in how MBTI and mental / personality disorders coexist, considering the MBTI model was build based on sane people. Also I'm interested in how education or gender norms affect function development and use. I can see some of that in myself, for instance the way I try to awkwardly Ti sometimes even though it's not even in my stack.

>submissive crybaby doormat
>find out also isfp
Thanks for confirming it I guess.

Why are you all talking gibberish?

>>36536730
Got ISTP-A. Is this good? Also male.

>be ENFP
>make best irl friend take test
>he is ESFP
B-but I thought Ns and Ss are enemies? What's the difference between an intuitive and sensor anyway?

>>36546233
Also, mistyping as an INFP when depressed can be indicative of grip behaviors. If an INFP's leading function, Fi, expresses itself when one is in a self-loathing grip dynamic, then that points towards a Thinking type (specifically Te).

An INFP in the grip of depression, on the other hand, tends to become mechanical and ice cold. From my experience of being an INFP, the less healthy I am, the more I lose touch with introverted feelings, with my priorities and emotional responses.

>>36536730
Why no INFJ? Come on guys

>>36545815
>neurotic man children with autistic fantasies and low self esteem
10/10 would befriend

>>36546361
N and S are two different ways to perceive the world. Intuitives will notice patterns and look "behind" the data, seeing the big picture and what the reality in front of them actually means. Sensors, however, will notice elements of the reality in front of them and will more easily react to that.

An extraverted sensor (like ESFP) will be more likely to look for experiences and things to see, taste, etc. And intraverted sensor will have a strong body awareness and value their personal comfort, by comparison.

An extraverted intuitive (like ENFP) will enjoy noticing patterns, gathering ideas, looking for meaning. As for introverted intuition, I read a bunch of shit about it but I have never understood it. Something like yoga and mysticism or whatever, who even knows.

>>36545735
>its usefulness is on the same level as "just go talk to her about something interesting and be funny and confident"

Not really. It's as simple as "find a way to apply in the world the things you already think about." That doesn't at all imply special knowledge you don't already have.

It's as simple as Googling Meetups about things you care about, or making yourself a project based on those same things.

Quit talking yourself in circles in your head about how hard it is to do things in the real world.

>>36546561
That's cool, I think we get along well cause he's accepting of all my ideas and stuff and I'm in touch with most of my other sides despite being just ENFP

Also I love mysticism haha

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>>36536846
Fellow INTP here. Things suck as they always do.

>INTJ
>daydream with the stare, people sometimes think I'm thinking about "smart" shit
>just realized that when I mention anything meta, literally nobody understands what i'm saying

>>36546776
Tell me something meta anon, I would probably understand

I tell normies meta shit whenever it enters my brain and sometimes they get it but sometimes they don't

>>36546360
I see ISTPs as engineer types. You guys have introverted thinking dominating your function stack, which means you're good at abstract thinking, and it's balanced by an extraverted sensing function as co-pilot, which grounds you more in reality than INTPs. I haven't had the opportunity to meet that many ISTPs, but those I worked with were always surprisingly grounded yet capable of building and relying on their own internal logic system.

I don't know what the A means, I'm not familiar with the test OP provided cause it doesn't rely on cognitive functions- which is what I study.

Are INFJ qualities considered good ?

>>36546852
Tell us something meta

>>36546949
Well what's your definition of meta anyway

>>36546852
Don't know any examples, but basically mentioning behavioral patterns of certain people/groups when they are talking about a specific event
Sensors always believe I'm only talking about that event and not the overall behavior

>>36547060
Oh I fuckin feel ya, sensors can be pretty hard to talk to sometimes - I just use a lot of analogies and it seems to do the trick

>>36546940
I don't have a lot of experiences with INFJ, but if you stick to the theory, an INFJ is someone who cares about connecting with the group, and has strong internal resources to do so. Something I've noticed with INFJs is that many of them report regularly giving advice to older / more experienced friends or relatives. Foresight, and potential for people skills. Those are the good qualities.

>>36546976
I don't have one. I was asking cause I'm not an INFJ and I'm curious about what you mean by meta

>>36547147
I'm not an INTJ either and the INTJ anon i responded to is the one you should ask haha, sorry if I confused you confused friend

>>36546940
You likely have a higher intelligence than most people, your thought patterns are like that of INTJs

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Info here if I'm happy, I'm a super fucking person and can stomach normals and be productive, charismatic, but it is literally impossible to be happy for more than 30 minutes. I think about life one time and I just slump down and retreat into my degenerate mind. It's like trying to balance a huge fucking boulder on a fence and if it isn't perfectly balanced then I'm fucked and everything is impossible and have to heave that shit back up

INFP here, do other INFPs find that they go along really well with INTJs and ENFJs?

>>36547250
FUCK INFP FUGGGGGG u

>>36547218
How so? INFJ are Ni-Fe-Ti-Se and INTJ are Ni-Te-Fi-Se. They have the same perceiving processes, but their decision making processes are exact opposites.

>>36547250
I feel the same way my INFP friend, ENFP here. Luckily I have found a way to deal with it!

You said that thinking about life makes you all kindsa fucked. But that's because you're thinking about the negative aspects. You also hahve the capability to look at the beauty and positivity, and it'll help

Also, don't try so hard to force yourself into happiness. If you do that, you'll be more dissapointed by setbacks and failures. Let happiness build slowly and surely and don't mind the little letdowns here and there - go with the flow!

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>>36547250
Hello, info, my suggestion to you is find something you like, and then DON'T COUNT THE COST

>>36536768
Never played Metal Gear, but definitely gondola. Is there any hope for us until the next great war?

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>>36536846
INTP-A reporting in. IRL we are pretty rare but /r9k/ seems to be filled with us.

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>>36542289
>Experience is/was a combo of ESTP/ISTP
>Actually INTJ

>>36547250
The INFP way to happiness is to think about yourself. INFP prioritize introverted feeling, meaning they naturally have a strong sense of what is right or wrong and what they want or don't want our of life. It might be more of less repressed, but it's a core component of every INFP. Dealing with the outside world as an INFP means developing that inner compass as much as you can, while cultivating the awareness that others will have different priorities and thought patterns than you do.

INFPs rely on introverted feeling and extraverted intuition- extraverted intuition is good at finding ideas and opportunities, while introverted feeling excels at reminding you what you want. A healthy use of those two processes is key.

Also, INFP use introverted sensing, which is body awareness and security. Developing that is good for type development in general but I'm not gonna go on a tangent about that, google is your friend.

The weakness of INFPs is extraverted thinking, i.e. awareness of the system / world's norms. It's something that you'll also want to cultivate cause it balances out the introverted feeling function, by reminding you that despite being your authentic self, you are also part of a whole, and must compromise with the world around you.

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>>36547544
I think that is because INTP is a failed personality, while others such as ENTJ are (what I expect to be) highly successful individuals with (comparatively) great lives. /r9k/ is the cesspool where all the personalities accumulate that have no place in this society.

>>36536730
What's with the ISTP memes about imagining themselves as war heroes? Not complaining btw I am an ISTP myself and often daydream about kicking ass in some war weeding out subhumans.

>>36542289
I am INTP but from this picture, I am more of a mixture between INTP and ISTP (minus the ciggy)

>>36547641
I dunno why but I'm ENFP but I've always fantasized about being in WW2 and killing nazis and fighting ffor my American brothers and sacrificing myself in battle. Too bad nukes got rid of the need for conventional warfare. I don't like killing but thinking about getting rid of real assholes like terrorists or nazis just gives me tingles
>tfw will never bash ISIS assholes withh the butt of my ar-15

>>36536730
INFJ signing in

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>>36547718
>Tfw I just want a warrior's death defending my country

>>36547610
Can you do an explanation like this for INFJ please?

This thread is a fucking treat to me, as a drunk MBTI "coach" (yeah the title is ridiculous).

>>36547641
>>36547718
For instance, you guys both said similar things, but the ISTP expressed it in a way that is a bit more about physical gratification (in the form of kicked ass), while the ENFP expressed it in a way that is more reminiscent of a strong sense of justice. And it coincides with what ISTP and ENFP personalities tend to be like.

All personality types would be down to fight wars most likely, just not for the same reasons.

>>36547921
>strong sense of justice for ENFP
Makes sense
>physical gratification for ISTP
But as an ENFP I also love physical stuff. I have friendly wrestling matches with my amigos sometimes and it's so fun to (literally) REEE at them and charge them and knock em over.... aaaa it's all fun though I don't wanna hurt them, I feel bad if I actually hurt em

>>36542289
>INTJ
Accurate. I spend all my time in the lab.

>>36547341
>>36547610
Thank you fellows, I agree and have found that being a cool cucumber and practicing meditation and philosophy are really really useful, which I think is kind of what you mean. I'm a a kinda ok spot now (in terms of happiness not real life) but it's still volatile

>>36548115
>still volatile
Iktf man, just don't expect anything from yourself and allow the natural ups and downs, while slowly nudging yourself to something better

>>36547610
Can you post a happiness guide for INTP and ISTP too? Or is it impossible to be happy as an I*TP?

>>36536730
intp = autism

>>36545715
I know this exact feel
>Have responsibility
>Don't fulfill said responsibility
>Feel like shit
>Rinse and repeat

INTJ here, this snowflake shit is getting out of hand but it is fun to shitpost about. There used to be a lot more intjs on this board a few years ago, what happened?

INTJ here. I always get INTJ on every test I do and I always answer honestly.
I really am manipulative but not in any cool edgy way, just sad and lonely.

>>36547853
I can try, but INFJs are one of the types I understand the least due to how different from me they are.

So for starters, INFJs prioritize introverted intuition, which is all about personal ideals and foresight or some shit. It's a subconscious process leading to sort of "Aha!" realizations. It also works a lot with images and symbols.
That kind of intuitive thinking can easily make INFJs feel like outsiders, because they rely a lot on their subconscious and are fine with it. Or, if they aren't, they should try to be. If you're an INFJ, you should cultivate your intuition- you can trust it.

INFJs also have extraverted feeling as auxiliary function. Extraverted feeling is all about others and trying to take into consideration what people think. The two combined can make INFJs super good at reading people and giving advice, but what do I know, I'm not one.

In any case, you should aim for a healthy balance between introverted intuition (foresight, subconscious analysis) and extraverted feeling (mindful of others). A good way to find balance is to identify those two processes in your daily life, and figure out if you overdo it with either of them.

INFJs also use introverted thinking. That's what I like to call internal logic. It basically helps you build your own system of logical norms. It's a function allowing you to answer the question, "does it make sense?" I can be cool cause it balances the people awareness extraverted feeling function, by giving you some logical priorities. Not an INFJ's main decision-making process though, but it's there. You can use it to scrutinize the decisions you make through your main two functions, and see if those decisions make logical sense. Gives you kind of a framework to work with.

The weakness of INFJs is extraverted feeling. Simply put, it results in INFJs being, statistically, the most disconnected from the physical world and from their bodies, out of all types. (part 1)

>>36547853
(part 2:)
Due to their extraverted sensing weakness, INFJs can get materialistic or neglectful, and generally struggle with finding a balanced relationship with reality.

INFJs being primarily intuitive types, they tend to have a strong sense of ideal, and they don't like it when their personal reality doesn't match those ideals. They tend to be too hard on themselves despite not being especially hard on others (due to them being generally mindful of others), and can completely tire themselves out trying to make reality match their ideals or inspirations.

My opinion is that INFJs should a) focus on their intuitive people skills, b) nurture their logical abilities, all the while working to be reasonably in touch with reality. As an intuitive type, you still want to have some anchor in what physical reality is, to make sense of what is and isn't possible, and to balance out your intuitive function in general.

>>36548046
You can like things that don't match your type's stereotype. MBTI is only about which cognitive processes you tend to naturally go for, it doesn't define your entire personality.

>>36548299
We INFPs wiped you guys out.

>>36548299
Better question: Why would an INTJ find this board (in general) appealing? Because I don't

>>36548707
Thanks mate, that was helpful, although the Introverted Intuition is always hard to define. Also I know INFPs and INFJs have very different function stacks, but I do find something of me in both of these types.

>>36548213
You know, I usually charge for MBTI sessions.
Anyway it's A LOT more complicated than any generic shit I write so google is your friend for more specific knowledge. You can ask me too.

INTPs are pretty straightforward to me. They are very good at building and maintaining their own system of logic. They know what makes sense to them, and what doesn't. That's introverted feeling for you. Extraverted intuition allows them to gather ideas and notice patterns in the outside world, in order to feed the INTP's logic system with new data.

It's all fine and good until you realize that INTPs have bodies and also that people have feelings.

INTPs have introverted sensing as a tertiary function, meaning they're not naturally good at taking care of their bodies. In my opinion, the happiness guide to INTPs starts here: do you have good body awareness? If not, how could you improve it? You're not just a mind, dude.

The INTP's weakeness is other people. Extraverted feeling. INTPs are often either overly compliant, or overly rude / tactless, without even realizing it. I have no idea how to fix that. Probably the best thing to do is to keep in mind that other people have irrational feelings (spoiler alert: INTPs have those too, even though they usually bury them deep) and you should take them into account even if you can't make sense of them. It might to hard for an INTP to accept something they don't make sense of or understand, but it's something you have to do in order to get along with people who are different from you.

Working on body awareness and shit like that (exercising, maybe yoga or relaxation or whatever works for you to get out of your head and into your body) is in my experience often a pathway for INTPs to get in touch with things that don't belong with rationality or logic.

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I got ISTJ even though Im a lazy fuck who always procrastinates and who is depressed. I am more rational than emotional but is this result accurate for me? What personality do you think is closest to me?

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>>36549221
If you relate to pic related when under stress, you probably are one
http://mbti-notes.tumblr.com/theory#domsini
http://mbti-notes.tumblr.com/post/128225101612/how-functions-work-inferior-ne-istjisfj

>>36542289
>Istp

>mfw I skipped about 50 times junior and senior year. Skipped a class for an entire week just to avoid turning in a project

>still doing the same thing after 2 years in college

>mfw I also used to wear a black Nike hoodie everyday

Fug

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>>36546393
I keep getting INFP, and I've come to see that when I'm really in a sort of hell that's not necessarily depression I turn into a very cruel person.

I started to rely primarily on thought.

I would twist and contort the world into something it's not, and I start to act like a toxic ESTJ towards my family members. I get called an asshole by my INFP sister and everything.

It wasn't until I started staying home and playing video games that I regained the power to be who I really am.

I didn't think I had the capacity for Unabomber tier thought processes, but I guess I do.

It's really disturbing what this world can do.

>>36549606
A large piece of this was the fact that my life was burned through on a daily basis.

Everyday I would install a door, and I always felt immense frustration at how meaningless my job and time became.

I started considering suicide because it felt like it wasn't worth living if I'm burning through 10 hours a day.

I think this is a major part as to why I had a hole torn in my brain.

I don't know how I'll do the next job I have. I can only hope a positive social environment will make it worth something to me.

>>36549606
http://mbti-notes.tumblr.com/post/128803785927/how-functions-work-inferior-te-isfpinfp

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>>36548950
Which part of we INTJs being emotional shitwrecks don't you understand?

>>36548213
ISTPs are INTPs who are more anchored in reality. They work with introverted intuition and extraverted sensing, meaning they have a powerful computer up there but rely on sensory data instead of intuition. It actually helps them be more grounded in reality. ISTPs have *much* better hand-eye coordination than INTPs.

I have an INTP sister and she walks into walls on a regular basis cause she's not really aware of what's outside of her logical mind.

I honestly wouldn't know how to give generic advice to ISTPs, from my perspective they seem like a good combination of abstract thinking and sensory data intake.

That being said, ISTPs have also introverted intuition as their tertiary function, and introverted intuition is the realm of foresight, symbolism, subconscious analysis, and a lot of other shit I don't personally understand. Google it, cause I'm no use for that.

An ISTP's weakness is extraverted feeling, same as for INTPs. ISTPs aren't good with feelings and, like INTPs, can often seem and feel child-like when they express their emotions. They can be tactless or overcompliant without meaning to, like INTPs.

ISTPs usually benefit from focusing more on their work than on others,since they are an engineer personality type. It also helps for them to be more aware of their shortcomings when it comes to relationships and socializing. Usually, ISTPs (and INTPs) try to hide their shortcomings in relationships, whether they do it consciously or not. Relationships don't work like that, though: you have to accept that you might not be good at it, then strive to establish good communication, whether it be about what you want, or about being open to others.

>>36549221
Depends. Why are you lazy, why are you depressed?

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>>36549703
Having rare but strong feelings doesn't mean we have to be depressed wrecks, like many mistyped "INFP"s here, it usually only leads to not showing those feelings to others

>>36549194
>>36549729
Thanks Anon
>I usually charge for MBTI sessions
Here, have 2 (You)s

>>36542289
>INTO
why is it so accurate ?

>>36549729
>tfw no INTP gf to walk into walls with

>>36549695
Thanks.

Looking back, this is exactly what happened to me.

>>36550232
It's okay, I'm an INFP and I also walk into walls.

>>36548299
The reddit is a turn off so I usually just lurk. ALSO INTJ DICK WITH IBFP VAGINA IS SUCKY SUCKY LOVE YOU LONG TIME good. I don't have the pick since I'm on my phone.

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What if "functions" don't really exist and only describe which part of your brain/which type of brain pattern you're likely to use?

What if "intuitives" are just people with the brain capacity needed to rely on pattern recognition instead of only sensory shit?

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GODFUCKING DAMMIT, HOW DO I TYPE MYSELF? I'VE READ SO MUCH BUT STILL CANT DECIDE WHICH FUNCTION DO I USE MOST. I NEED A SIMPLER SOLUTION.

>>36550573
>What if "functions" don't really exist and only describe which part of your brain/which type of brain pattern you're likely to use?

That's what function are. Good job pointing it out.

>>36550618
http://mbti-notes.tumblr.com/theory#inf

Try to identify which inferior function you have

>>36550640
It's not confirmed though yet. I wonder if there will be many advances when we finally have somewhat reliable brain interfaces

>>36549703
Holy shit that pic is accurate. especially the homo thoughts part. I have successfully suppressed the conspiracy theory part after growing out of my /pol/ phase though, and I don't have memories of being rejected by women because I've never asked out any women.

>>36550618
If you have time for a test, I recommend this one:
>http://www.keys2cognition.com/explore.htm
If you don't have time for that, then usually you can get a good start by answering what is most important to you, and what is your bigger weakness.

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>>36549729
That's pretty accurate for me, though I tend to be defiant in some way whenever I see something from a higher up that I know is wrong, and while I tend to come off as charismatic and savage (seriously I roasted the shit out of people numerous times before, mostly just out of the blue as well) I don't really connect well emotionally with others and tend to fake it instead, sometimes works sometimes doesn't. Also my facial expression tends to be pic related, like that ever since I was a little one.

>>36550754
>http://www.keys2cognition.com/explore.htm
Alright i'll do it.
>what is your bigger weakness
Fear to take responsibility for my life and avoiding to live the life.

>>36550877
That sound like anxiety and anxiety is not a personality type.

>>36550975
>That sound like anxiety and anxiety is not a personality type.
I guess that might influence the chance of typing myself wrongly.

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>tfw no protecting qt3.14 nationalist bf

Any non-depressed INFJs in here?

Could a sensor even tell the difference between sensors and intuitives?
The only signs he could use to identify N would be "has deep, useless thoughts about impractical things", "Is not normal" or "does unexpected things"

>>36551081
Sensors have an intuitive function yknow, they at least have some experience of what it's like. I imagine they have enough imagination to extrapolate on it.

>>36546360

Healthy istps are my favorites. Capable of entertaining theoretical bullshit on occasion, understands abstraction (the only fucking sensing type that does), yet wildly efficient in day to day shit and non judgemental. Just make sure you have a job that challenges you and passions that keep your body moving.

>>36551081
At first you get a sense that they are smart. Then you notice that they don't even know what they are talking about when you ask them to explain themselves or demonstrate. It's all a sham. Their intuition does everything for them. Sensors actually understand how things work sequentially.

T. Sensor

>>36551064
>tfw nationalist but hate INFPs

As long as you like being choked while fucking it's all good

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You all think that us ESTPs are all chads? There's a difference between being liked and being loved

>>36551968
Most of them are wannabe Chads but fail to be successful. But the few who don't become real kangz

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>>36551964
that is literally my fetish

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>>36542289
ISTP here; ESTP clothes (my father is a tailor, I've always had smart clothes) and ISTP face from that picture.

I didn't interact with other people from my course at all for over a year. Only when various group projects and things like that started rolling in I got to know some of them properly and we got on pretty well. My work usually carried the group I was in so that was probably part of it. I also tutored some of them later on.

People from my course told me that at the start I seemed angry and unapproachable so they didn't approach me. Also for some reason they thought I was significantly older than them, in mid-twenties or something like that. One story that got around was one time early on when a TA asked me to try some problem on a whiteboard, but I said I've just popped my pills and won't be able to do it until they kick in. I had a terrible toothache and just took some painkillers. I think the TA got that (I've talked to him beforehand) but apparently the group thought I was on some serious drugs and ran with it.

At the dorms I got on well with a group of guys from the start and we ended up renting a flat together later. We brewed beer, beat the shit out of each other while wearing armour (HEMA), went to the gym, and did some airsoft and paintball. Good times.

I went on to do a PhD and now work at another university. I get to repeat the "wow, you seemed so scary at first but you're actually a nice guy Anon!" with every grad student within a few months of our first interaction.

>>36545558
Post boipucci
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>>36551964
I'm infp but hate nationalists. Good to know you're on the same page faggot.

>>36542289
So all russians are ISTPs

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Tfw no intj gf

Onigiri

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Is it normal to have no desire for a gf/friends?

INTJ

>>36536730

INTP here.

Any INTPs with degrees here? What degree do you have?

Eng Lit grad here.

>>36552387
>Is it normal to have no desire for a gf/friends?
>open to new experiences high
What?

>>36552411
I mean, it's not something I NEED to have unlike most other people who complain about "tfw no gf"

>>36552387
It's your life. Do what you want with it. More gfs and friends for me. Or not.

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>tfw meek and shy SLUEN aka ESTP
I wish i'd be more assertive.
Test is http://similarminds.com/bigfive.html if anyone is wondering.

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>>36552233
>I said I've just popped my pills and won't be able to do it until they kick in

>>36552387
INTJ, INTP and ISTP often possess schizoid tendencies, but it's obviously not considered normal to the rest of the population.

>>36551572
What exactly do you mean by healthy ISTP's? You mean as in confident or having a passion/outgoing for something?

>>36552827
Not surprised in the slightest honestly.

>>36552393
Comp Sci

I was doing Eng Lit like you, but instead decided to do something that would make me money and allow me to be as antisocial as possible while doing so.

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>>36552563
MtF
Not suprised desu

>>36552018
Nice. Any other surprising insight?

>>36552981
I might be trans
Rn i am just a femboy

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>>36551934
That makes a lot of sense, but I've not met a sensor that could tell I wasn't as smart as I looked. Usually they end up walking away confused

>>36553239
Lol by then

Sorry, I only fuck real pussy.

>>36553261
>thinking there are women on the internet
Fugg