bad boys

>>36534806
>Why are corrupt businessmen so hot?
I wish I had a corrupt businessman bf

I wish I could be a corrupt businessman's secretary who would put tit milk in his coffee and who would suck his dick under the desk while he talked to his employees

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>>36534827
>I wish I had a corrupt businessman bf
this

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Businessmen are modern day Chads.

What use are big muscles in the urban jungle? They're fashion accessories, nothing more. And what's the point of smoking or riding motorcycles? That shit will only shorten your lifespan. Real bad boys wear suits and use the laws to rule the world.

>>36534806
not hot at all, theyre probably difficult to get along with

>>36536573
Why would they be difficult to get along with?

>>36536573
I see it the other way around. They've gotta have some charisma to be successful. How are you gonna get good deals if nobody likes you, right?

>>36536664
because i am the polar opposite, i don't like antisocial behavior
>>36536694
you can achieve success without being a bad person, but in any ways, the matter is a little bit complex to talk about

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>will never have a corrupt business man stare at you like this.
Why must I continue living?

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>>36536828
People who achieve success without being bad aren't hot, though. 'Cause then there's none of that "HONKA HONKA" bad boy satisfaction.

>>36536873
And anyways other people's tears are tasty.

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>>36536860
tall blond guy with blue eyes in a suit

hnng

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I have a fetish for really sleek and put together businessmen being impregnated by aliens and forced to give birth to extra terrestrial eggs without really knowing what's going on
It's cute to imagine someone who is usually in such control having their body betray them to the degree where they're completely helpless and maybe a little aroused ?

>>36534806
>no business man bf to buy you out from an auction your uncle put you in>>36534937

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>>36537014
That fetish made me laugh out loud but I gotta agree, that's hot. Confident guys being scared and helpless make my kokoro go doki doki.

Imagine Trump crying and masturbating as he lays huge, glowing eggs. They would then hatch into small baby trumps and he would live happily ever after with a bodacious space babe.

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>>36537078
>tfw anons on /r9k/ understand me better than any friend, partner, or family member ever could

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Byakuya Togami's face as he lays eggs in the middle of a business meeting. His maid will later pick them up and use them to make tasty custard

>>36537399
idk man, you should try telling your family about your fetish and see how they react

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>>36537585
Well I tried throwing a party like this guy but nobody showed up

>>36534937
>tfw this is my exact fantasy, tit milk included
>tfw will never suck off his employees when he wants to reward them

>>36534806
Because you are a submissive person that enjoys being abused, that's the reason 50 shades of gay is so popular among certain groups

No one wants to admit it to themselves but cucks, chastity fags, subs etc vermin want someone to use and abuse them, corrupt businessman would need to be a bit narcissistic to be successful
and would provide them with abuse, coldness, neglect in just the right amounts while still maintaining their false charisma so you don't run away from the relationship, their mentality is also pretty fucked up "play or be played" "fools deserve to be fooled" etc

TLDR; You find them hot because you're a doormat

>>36537866
Quite the opposite, I'd feel we'd be equals. If he treated me poorly I'd pee in his coffee.

>>36537866
what if you're the one who wants to abuse them?

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>oh look it's "the hollywood media portray a wholly incorrect depiction of some profession but normies totally fall for it episode"

Anyway, the answer is because they got roasted.

>>36537957
Shhh, don't ruin the fantasy.

>>36537931
>>36537935
Such fantasies, you do realize that being a corrupt businessmen requires you to be ambitious and ruthless?

Why on earth would he think of you as equal? if you were at equal status he would at best think of you as a rival to be removed, if you were above him he would rub shoulders with you long enough to outrank you and then stab your back

>what if you're the one who wants to abuse them?
Then get used to balding old men with beer guts, no successful and young businessman (corrupt) is going to be into that, if they are meek enough to be abused they won't survive in the business world, only the old guys that have already made it to top where they don't need to do anything anymore would be bored enough to be into that

I think you would be better of with a crooked lawyer (Jimmy Miquel) type

>>36538003
I don't care what he'd think of me as long as he treated me well. I'd feel similar to him and if he decided to abuse me I'd just find a greener pasture to graze in. It would be a sex thing, not a business partnership where he would have the opportunity to stab me in the back.

>>36538003
You don't have to be meek to be into abuse. Sex fetishes don't have to interfere with daily life, anon.

>>36538003
It's obviously a fantasy you acoustic. What's wrong with you? people are allowed to have sexual fantasies, no such thing as thought crimes yet.

>>36538119
Why would he treat you well, what do you have to offer that Jennifer from accounting or his list of females he keeps on his phone doesn't have to offer?

Those kind of people already have bunch of people pining for them, why would he bother treating you well when he doesn't have to?

>>36538130
I wish you good luck in your search

>>36538162
If it is just a fantasy why not just stick a suit on some bad boy and roleplay?

At what part did i tell you you cannot have that fantasy? i think you might be a bit daft

>>36538165
Lol nobody's actually searching for this you tard, we're just masturbating. If we were searching, though, men are such perverts it wouldn't be hard to seduce some corrupt dude into a one night stand. Male thirst knows no bounds and money doesn't change that.

I don't find them hot. They're probably sociopaths and there's no way they'd treat me well, let alone as an equal.

>>36538190
Then go to /d/ silly goose, in there you can specify thread for bad boys in suit and masturbate to that

If you're looking for 3d stuff go to some porn site, if you want to read some erotic fiction involving them go read 50 shades of gay or some blog

>>36538237
50 shades of gay is gay. I tried to read it but the dude was boring as balls and the girl just came off as a gay shitty gay mary sue.

>>36538259
That's a lot of gay in one post, do you have some feelings you're trying to deny?

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I feel some kinship towards narcissists with sociopathic traits.

>>36538269
I would love to stick my dick in a cute straight businessman's bunghole until he cried and jizzed everywhere and realized that anal stimulation is really nice.

>>36538320
That sounds pretty disturbing, if you ever decide to fulfill your fantasy be prepared to be anally raped in prison shower and sucking dick for cigarettes

>>36538259
And anyways the dude in 50 shades isn't corrupt, he's just rich and horny. It's gay

>>36538349
>this fucking guy actually read the shitty book
You're the reason western literature is degenerating into garbage

>>36538364
I also read the first four twilight books. It was all boring dog shit.

>>36538347
No, silly, the businessman wouldn't send me to prison! See, he would fall in love with me after the buttrape. Every time he would make love to big titty stacies he would think back to my rippling muscles and my thick cock in his asshole. Eventually he would get into pegging, but it wouldn't satisfy his lust. Nothing compares to my cock, you see. So then he would come back and we would make sweet gay love every night.

jk I'm not a dude
pegging is hot though

>>36538402
>seeing a glimpse into the mind of a roastie/fag
>not surprised at all at what you see
Women and fags are only interested in sex, even the ones that are pathetic enough to go to /r9k/
Why can't i just have my heart attack already and be released from this hell

>>36538507
>go in a thread about sex
>surprised when people talk about sex

Do you also go to brothels and get angry when every woman in there is a whore?

>>36538520
>not surprised at all at what you see

>surprised when people talk about sex

Look mama i made post

>>36538520
I don't go to brothels, and the topic of the thread is "Bad boys, Why are corrupt businessmen so hot?"
You're the one that started posting tumblr tier gay fantasies about raping businessmen

>"Why are maids so hot?"
>"Id throat fuck a maid until jizz comes out of her nose and she struggles to breath as the last air bubbles through the jizz out of her nostrils"

>>36538569
Well, anon, why do you find corrupt businessmen hot? Corrupt lawyers count too.

>>36538569
lmao this poor baby got all flustered at our naughty language. What's the matter? Afraid you'd like it if a tentacle monster went up through your ass and out your mouth? I bet you'd look cute with vomit being forced out your nose as you struggled to breathe with the throbbing mass inside you.

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>tfw you will never comfort a crying businessman after he vomited all over his nicest suit due to getting fucked in his poopiehole by a tentacle monster

WHY ARE CRYING MEN SO CUTE?

>>36538600
I only find them hot as self insert, but in real life i am not ruthless enough to become one

I think the power and status they represent is similar to that of mafioso but more on the legal side

Power is hot

>>36538624
Try harder next time, also you would make an awful dom / story teller

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>>36538653
You should become a cold cutthroat CEO and make all the dirty fujoshis on r9k flick their bean while thinking about you.

>>36538651
Because men are raised not to show any emotions from the moment they turn 10, to see a man openly weeping reminds people of a child

Kind of means you might be into shota /pedohilia since they are considered childish traits in a man

>>36538703
Like i said, i lack the ruthlessness to succeed, i don't have the heart to lay off people even when it is the required move financially if the business is taking a hit

Also i lack a small loan of a million dollar to start my own company

>>36537078
>They would then hatch into small baby trumps
Your fetish sounds garbage but I approve of at least this part.

>>36538750
Shota is gross. Early 20's is a man's prime age. A shota can't cover you in his cum because little boys can't cum.

>>36538750
>>not befriending rich folks who could help out your company, assuming you could shill it properly

noob

I don't find corrupt buisnessmen or indeed businessmen at all attractive. Some may well be attractive, but it would be in spite of, rather than because of their career. They're all probably sociopaths desu, and I want a man who'll treat me as an equal and with respect.

>>36538867
>I want a man who'll treat me as an equal and with respect.
lol gay

>tfw you will never eat dumplings with donald trump and call them trumplings

https://trumplings.com/

Life can be cruel
>tall
>blond
>blue eyes
>bearable looking
>above average dick size

>born into poverty
>raised by a single mother to "respect women" aka not take any hints from them
>raised to be a "good boy", guilty conscience from nearly everything even slightly bad
>no positive male figure, grow up to be a stone faced introvert
>no ambitions
Failed normie blues~~
If only i was narcissistic i could backstab my way to the top and try to fill the void with material pleasures and loose women

>>36538165
I'd probably be more fun than Jenny from accounting and I'd appreciate their company for reasons beyond gold digging. That's probably pretty rare. When you've got money or power, people tend to worship you without understanding you and boy oh boy do beggars and mindless worshipers get annoying.

Wouldn't it be hot to make a corrupt businessman's wife a cuck?

>>36539132
>narcissist getting annoyed of people worshiping them
>caring about you "appreciating" them
Why feed the beggars and gold diggers when you can string them along with false promises and charm?
And if that fails then your money can buy you high class escorts

>>36539301
Their trophy wives are cucks if they plan to stay married long enough to get their share of his money, if they divorce early the guy has a legion of lawyers ready to find a loophole so he doesn't have to pay her or at least to minimize the damage of divorce

>>36539404
Sounds like shitty husbands, then. I'd still let them plow me like a cornfield.

>>36534937
Stop stealing my lines! Fuckin roasties! REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36539493
Well groomed men in correctly fitted and well kept black suits are pussy magnets so no surprise there

Add to that the bad boy effect + power and you have a panty tsunami

>>36539651
Speaking of panties. What do you think their briefs smell like?

>>36540645
The businessmens?
I'd assume they would keep the odorless due to workplace hygiene, unless they are stuck in traffic in hot weather which would leave an unpleasant sweaty odor

>>36540705
Musky dick smell isn't bad at all. And musky balls and ass, too.

>>36540824
Wish id find a freak that's into musky dick smell but wouldn't look like a gargoyle

Would mind waking up with gf's face sniffing my crotch under the covers

>>36541921
They're probably not too uncommon. Balls smell vaguely of cum, so if the girl likes cum smells she'll probably like ball smells.

>>36541975
Then why does everyone look at me weirdly when i go to the store smelling of 2 hour fapping session?

Id think i would be chick magnet, instead they look at me with vague shock and scoot away

>>36541993
Damn nigga, you must have some really pungent cum. I have a good sense of smell and I never smelled someone like that in public.

Maybe try eating better foods, I heard eating lots of Mexican stuff makes your cum taste like sulfuric acid. Maybe it smells that way too.

>>36538867
>I want a man who'll treat me as an equal and with respect.

top kek, woman are so fucking delusional.

>>36542036
lol kindhearted guys are literally everywhere

>>36542031
I think it is the fap sweat + cum, and the range isn't that great it is usually 2-3 step radius

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>tfw this thread has some of the highest fembot activity other than fembot threads
>tfw fembots reveal that they all want Chad

Who is else is surprised?

>>36542058
My ideal businessman would look like dog shit by most people standards. Then there's slightly less competition, see!

>>36542053
I think the delusional part is they don't want the kindhearted guys, they want the assholes to fuck them into the dirt while calling them with demeaning adjectives

>>36542058
>fembots
Im pretty sure this thread is full of RP and girl (male)'s

>>36542058
Well yeah, but they also want to make Chad cry and get him knocked up with alien eggs so that he's scared and helpless.

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>tfw you are sociopathic but lack general skills and intelligence and thus can only use it to get fake medical certificates for NEETbux

If only...

>>36542077
Most posts in the thread veered towards the girls calling the Chads demeaning adjectives, I think. Like, they'd be submissive only if he treated them semi-decently.

>tfw you have no musky businessman to call you mean names so that you can pee in his coffee and make him drink pee guilt free

>>36534806
Is that jumin Han?

>>36542302
I dunno man, I just googled "anime dude in suit". Speaking of dudes in suits, its surprisingly hard to find hentai of that.

>>36534806
kek at the fantasies of the underage faggots in this thread
funny how the retards in this board with stupid animeish sexual fantasies think they are somehow deep

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I think we need dirty fujo threads more often. The ratio of women to men is pretty good.