robots, do I have a chance of getting a Stacy? be honest..

your looks are fine, but alas you are posting here, so your personality is clearly fucked. 0% chance.

>>36534757
anon your sideways

women hate that

ethan bradberry?

originally,

No you have a feminine facial shape and bad skin. You can get a normal girl but not a Stacy

>>36535232
litteraly this

>>36535263
don't listen to this anon he's lying

>>36535263

He'd make for a cute trap huh?

>>36535263
If i have a nice voice, does that help my chances

>>36534757
Eh, not a Stacy, maybe a decent looking somewhat fat gf.

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>>36534757
What about me

Organo

>>36534757
No you don't. Grow a beard.

>>36535619
Cut your fucking hair. Embarrassing.

>>36535619
you really nailed the "i'm dead inside" look

lose some weight and the neckbeard

>>36535619
You have a good face the hair is ruining it unless you're going for traphood.

>>36535828
Current losing weight and I've gotten good reception on the facial hair from ladies

>>36535657
Nah, girls like my hair and say that it's healthier than their own.

>>36535660
Thanks.

>>36535828
I'm trying to look androgynous.

>>36534757
Clean up that acne boy

>>36535871
It's a fucking neckbeard man. Don't kid yourself. And get some acne wash too

>>36535920
It is a work in progress, it's getting better, thank you for your recommendation anon

>>36535913
>I'm trying to look androgynous.
Haha, holy fuck. There is no hope for you. Get lifting you fucking pansy queer, you are not beyond salvaging yet unless you ignore all the advice given to you as you currently are.
Protip: girls telling you how healthy your hair is does not mean they want to fuck you.
Source: experience and a working frontal lobe. Cut the hair.

>>36534757
you seem smug and unsure at the same time so NO

>>36535871
If you can't grow a proper beard then your only option is to shave it completely. The pube chinstrap is not a good idea.

>>36536022
Is it better to be smug and confident or insecure and unconfident

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>>36534757

The only way you're getting a Stacy is with a pity fuck. Kys.

>>36536024
What if I shave my pubes and super glue it to my face so it's a full on pube strap, as opposed to just a chinstrap

>>36536125
Confident and humble so people find it safe enough to be around you to actually fuck you dweeb

>>36534757
you might have an okay chance if you bust your balls off at the gym and get hella in shape

you look like the type of dude who attracts fat tumblresses at the moment

>>36536155
Thank you wise anon, I would be lost without you

>>36534757
Upper bleph and canthopexy asap gandy

>>36535999
>there is no hope for you
>you are not beyond salvaging yet

huh ?? ? also trips

Upper eyelid exposure with retruded mandibles kek

>>36536198
No problem kiddo

>>36536205
There's no hope for you because I know you won't fucking do it.

>>36536222
I don't think I've ever heard a more detailed critique of my face, good job

>>36536203
I definitely am not self conscious enough to surgically alter my face, I am self conscious enough to turn to 4chan for validation of my attractiveness though

>>36535999
Girls think it's cute and pretty, I've been told many times by people. So no, what you're saying is not true.

Of course I know a girls compliments doesn't imply they want to fuck me.

>>36536347
>Girls think it's cute and pretty
That's even worse. You're practically a Stacy now.

>>36534757
You're maybe above average. Don't pose in your selfie like a faggot with an overinflated ego and you'll do fine.

>>36536376
Okay, well isn't that a good thing if girls think it's attractive? I'm failing to see how having nice hair is a bad thing if I'm getting lot's of compliments on it. I ask them if I should cut it all off and they beg me not to because they like it so much.

>>36536459
I had to look handsome for you, I'm sorry

>>36535194
>le personality meme

Die.

>>36536347
>Girls think it's cute and pretty
ahahaha, holy shit dude. I'm honestly not sure what to tell you right now. You should probably just kill yourself now before it's too late.

>>36536547
Why? How is a compliment towards my appearance worthy of killing myself?

It would be the opposite, retard.

>>36536547
>kill yourself now before it's too late
>kill yourself
>before it's too late

i get that you're just roasting him but this really made me go hmmm

>>36534757
You have a 99% chance of being cucked by Stacy.

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>>36534757
not really sorry

>acne
>slanted eyes
>weak chin
>massive nose

>>36536376
He's right you retard, sxhwarzenegger is considered unattractive by most girls

>>36536557
I'll give you another protip, Anon.
When girls want to fuck somebody, do they use the word "pretty"? I'll leave you to consider that for a bit.
Take advice from someone who fell for the "girls compliment my long hair so it means they think I look good" meme in my innocent teenage years. Cut your hair and start lifting.

>>36536580
If he kills himself later it is too late to save his dignity.

>>36536580
We've encountered a Chad, incapable of being comfortable with any sort of diversion from what is considered normal for a male to do

>>36536651
I'm giving him advice on how to get a gf you flaming retard.
Did /r9k/ turn into fucking tumblr while I was absent?
>break le gender roles!
Fucking hell

>>36536626
That's alright, I'm ok with being with a cute girl with a nice personality rather than one that I will be with completely because of her unbelievable looks

>>36536645
Yes, they do, a lot. So if a girl says they're pretty and attractive that doesn't mean they're attracted to them?

What kind of thought process is that.

>>36536645
oh i c

originigger

>>36536675
But if it makes him happy, and girls apparently like it, why should he cut it? The goal of life is not to fuck my friend, unless you have a small mind I suppose

>>36536472
You have nice hair, but it isn't attractive on a guy. It's like how I can appreciate a girl who is really into lifting or something. That's pretty cool. Not attractive though.

You look like a twat straight from my local crack users club

>>36536726
Funny you say that, I had a Coke hangover at the time I took this picture

>>36536681
You have autism, Anon.
I'm not meaning that in an insulting normalfag way, I mean you have actual physical autism and cannot pick up on social cues. Girls work differently to you and I. If something is "pretty" they might think it has aesthetic value. This doesn't mean they are attracted to it.

>>36536711
Girls don't actually like it. If he wants to be alone forever then sure. It's not the 90s anymore. Shitty metalhead hair is not acceptable or attractive after the age of 16.

>>36536715
I understand what you're saying with that analogy. I think there are a lot of people who do like it but I can see why most don't.

>>36536757
Aesthetics is connected to attractiveness. Pretty is said when someone is attractive.

You're making no sense.

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>all these balding shitter getting butthurt at OPs hair

>>36536814
Anon, again, you are missing the huge big point because of your autism.
When you declare that a girl is "pretty", you are attracted to her and would like to mate with her.
You are not a girl. Girls are different to us. Girls do not use "pretty" to describe things they are attracted to.

>>36536837
But I've had girlfriends who love my hair and tell me to keep it. Speaking from my experience there is lot's of girls who find it attractive.

I don't agree with you at all. I personally find girls who have buzzcuts really attrative and cute, like many other guys. So if a guy has long hair it's no longer attractive because it's not normal for a guy to don long hair?

>>36536874
>I personally find girls who have buzzcuts really attrative and cute
I was right from the beginning, you are beyond saving. Jesus Christ. I have officially resigned.

>>36536890
Okay, meathead chad.

>>36536927
>If you don't like mentally broken dyke slags then you are chad
Ok then hippy, enjoy encouraging mental illness. I hope your cuckold fetish is coming along nicely otherwise you'll be in for a shock.

>>36537016
Jokes on you, I have a 10/10 cute gf who disagrees and I was just leading you this whole time to watch you sperg.

Even if I didn't have a gf you still sound like a weak Chad who's insecure and lifts weights and cuts his hair short to compensate for said insecurities.

>>36535619
Trim that thing on your fucking head, pussy repelant right there

>>36537046
>I have a 10/10 cute gf who disagrees
Sure you do buddy. With a buzz cut, right? If she actually exists, tell her I think she's mentally ill. Also enjoy getting cucked sometime down the line.
Lifting is literally always healthy unless you have some sort of bone disease and the only people who shit-talk the idea of it are lazy faggots. I'm an ex-robot who worked out that broads don't find skinnyfat long-haired NEETs attractive and acted accordingly. I was insecure before, and now I am no longer insecure. That's how it works.

>>36537115
How much pussy do you bang bro, you sound like who I want to be

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>>36534757
>On r9k
>"Do I have a chance of getting"-
No.

>>36536481
It's true though. Deny it all you want but it matters just as much or even more than looks. Hence why ugly guys can actually have qt gfs if they're funny/have a good personality.

>>36534757
you look like me but with more fresh acne, weaker facial hair and more cared for hair

>>36537115
>Lifting is literally always healthy
yeah that might be true but not everyone likes lifting. you can be fit without it

>>36534757
>all people shitting on OP
>why the first thing I thought was to look at least half good like him

FCUK

>>36534757
you do have a chance. stay fly