>tfw I bought two coconut waters at Wal Greens because they

Awful, it's what they are. I had coconut water and it just tastes of green fruit. Coconut milk tastes like fucking rotten milk, it's horrible.

I suspect it's just because it's cheap, imported fruit.

It's not really water, it's diluted Filipino cum. Good thing you spit it out, you could have gotten HepC from that shit.

>he fell for the "fell for the coconut water meme" meme

>>36531133
It tastes like water that had slimy wood soaking in it.

coconut water is so gross

ive tasted my piss after i had one of those because i was like "this tastes like piss" but piss didnt have any taste

Get the pineapple kind. It's really good, and more hydrating than water.

>>36531133
>being this melodramatic

Drink it, hate it, dont buy it again.

Add citrus and pineapple to it ya dingus.

File: pukkkers.jpg (20KB, 373x474px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 373x474px

>>36532643
I had one that was pure cocunut water and one that was orange-coconut water. The latter was slightly less disgusting but still made me want to barf.

>>36532643
this

fucking retard didn't even realize the song is not a joke