>tfw you will never be smothered by Tifa's soft mammaries

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>tfw you will never be smothered by Tifa's tiddies while you get sucked off by Yuffie
WHY CAN'T I BE 2D

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>>36528808
>tfw you'll never catch Yuffie stealing from your shop and force her to suck her off so you don't call the authorities

Really the cruelest fate.

So did anyone here take Barret on the date?

>>36529050
Naturally and originally.

>>36529084
What happens if you kiss him during the play? Does he like it? Is it a bromance or fully gay?

>>36528626
Virtual reality sometimes depresses me because it will b the end of any chance I had at not being hikikomori but this makes up for it

>>36529118
I don't remember. All I remember is some awkward conversation on the ferris wheel thing.