High School Stories

>>36527777
check those digits, also continuing

>sticky note in locker says that my shit is in the main office
>what the fuck?
>go down to office, desperate to get my lunch/bag/other shit I need
>there are at least 10 people in this tiny office
>ask around, all the same story
>cheap locks are cheap, in essence
>principal chews everyone out for being "irresponsible"
>everyone wut'ing

now I am usually very beta and quiet, I would usually just nod, but this was bullshit

>tell her that since they're the school's locks that are to blame, it's obviously the school's problem
>also point out that it's our shit anyway, if we don't want to lock shit we shouldn't have to
>principal proceeds to tell me the locks work and we're all imagining things
>and at that, all ten of us internally REEE'd so hard, you could hear the soft humming in the air
>principal takes us to where our stuff is

taking a quick break, will continue if some people show up, but this thread is dead.

>>36527956
>there lies our various shit, all in a pile
>in garbage bags for fucks sake
>we all stare in horror, and we can smell the one kid who brought his fancy compaq laptop sweating as he worried that they may have destroyed his livelihood
>go to pick up my shit
>"Oh, no, we can't let you just take it. What is your locker number?"
>reminder this is the first week, nobody knows shit
>guess, get it wrong (by 1 digit)
>"Nope, nothing with anything close to that number here. Better go up and check your locker number!"
>sneering at me
>fuck this

fast forward, had to fucking write my locker number and show it to her

>finally gives me my shit
>but of course, in this garbage bag
>forced to carry garbage bag up several flights of stairs and through the halls like an autist

fucking hell I'm mad just typing this. I expect this thread to die, but I guess it was nice to finally tell this shit.

>>36527777

High school sure sucked, huh?

Also, nice quads.

Anti climatic and meh tier story my friendo

>Being that mad at your lunchbox being taken
>at 16
>Even using your locker at 16
I straight up couldn't tell you what my locker or my combo was the second after they gave it to me because I just carried around a fucking backpack like everybody else who wasn't retarded
I've never understood why anybody used the damn things

>>36527777
>female principal
WOW WHO WOULD'VE THUNK

>>36528232
well over here, we aren't allowed the carry around bags kek

>>36528404
Oh kek sorry my bad. Nice quads by the way

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>>36527777
>be me
>16
>m8s and I decide to ditch school
>walking around town
>come pass by town police office
>friends dares me to go in
>"oh I'll do better than that" i say
>friends look confused, but excited
>"just follow me"
>walk into station
>total of 5 cops are doing paper work
>"hello officers"
>cops can tell I should be in school
>"I'd like to report a murder"
>cops get serious
>"I revived in a few minutes a 5'9 blond teenager is gonna kill a bunch of homosexuals dressed like police officers on this very station"

been in jail ever since

>>36528433
oh, hey, it's no problem. We used to be able to, but then some dumb druggy got caught handing shit out during a lesson from his bag and the board decided to ban bags. kind of retarded.