Irishman here, does anyone want to be my gf?

I'm quite positive that probably at least one person in the world would want to gf you.

>>36527442
I'm not a girl. But I am Canadian. And I want to come to Ireland. Would I be accepted by your kind? Would an Irish girl think I'm a manly lumberjack ?

>>36527508
5 punts says OP has a one in seven billion shot of ever getting a gf.

>>36527442
Lad I don't know why you're posting at 00:50 on looking for a Irish femanon gf on /r9k/.
They don't exist. Just accept your fate like I have. I now live in Dublin and wageslave my life away :^)

>>36527508
Where do you think you are
>>36527547
Fuck off we're full
>>36527557
That is not our currency

I'll be your gf (male)

where do I sign?

>>36527565
Because I've given up on Tinder. I'm in Dublin too, lets go hunt some tail
>>36527570
Are you a cute (male)

>>36527547
>would I be accepted.
Yes. 100% yes. I worked with a few leafs. You're a bunch of top notch goys. Normie Irish will be all over you because your foreign.

>>36527593
>implying I even the hunting gear
Lad I got left behind on step 1.

>>36527619
I meant to say "got the hunting gear".
My shitty meme ruined by my haste to post. I'm ashamed of myself.

>>36527619
>>36527636
It's okay I understood. Where do you work? Sometimes I think I encounter fellow robots in certain shops/food places but I'll never know for sure

>>36527593
>Are you a cute (male)
girls would say I am cute, does that count

>>36527655
I work for one of the big 4 banks. Pretty shit desu and I only get through the day my getting high before I start, and getting high after I finish.
I'm pretty adjusted ;^)
You?

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>he's single in the land of tittymonster gfs

Anyone want to dress up as cute girly boys and do lewd stuff together?

>>36527786
No faggot shit.
I bet you're from meath

>>36527442
Dated an Irish guy once.
Real stand up guy. Then shit sorta just broke and I did too but that's ok because I'm a literal faggot