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ITT Your greatest blunders 2017-04-24 10:37:11 Post No. 36525953
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ITT Your greatest blunders 2017-04-24 10:37:11 Post No. 36525953
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>be 15
>go on fagbook to make myself angry
>see a cute blonde in recommended friends
>she goes to school across town
>stalk her profile
>everything she likes is stuff I enjoy
>this continues for weeks
>try and formulate some excuse to talk to her
>finally get the idea in the shower
>make a dummy profile
>send her friend request
>she accepts
>holyshit.png
I was going to greentext but I guess it's better to just post the chat.
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I am aware that this will be cringy
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>>36525953
Go on...
/originalREE/
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>>36525972
This chat keeps me up at night if I'm being honest
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Bumpin for blumpkins
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>>36525995
Last one, can you believe how beta I am? This is the first time I read it back since that day. Also I was 17 not 15 when this happened. What do you guys think? Should I have grown some balls and kept pushing it or did she seem uninterested? One other note, she unfriended me after this. Have no idea when but she did.
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This is herwhat could possibly go wrong?
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>>36525972
>Western Europe
>Yeah, Russian.
Enough cringe already, stupid cunt
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>>36526049
Also I should add that this was the very first and most likely the last time I've ever tried talking to a girl.
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>be me
>a retard
>match with qt on dating site
>cant think of a way to initiate conversation
>hmm ill look at her pics again
>she has a photo with a flower filter
>lightbulb.jpg
>''gotta say those flowers suit you good''
>no reply
>sad, she seems to be exactly my type
>a week goes by
>so desperate, send a second message
>get embarassed and delete my account
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>>36526049
>aion
>oh sorry
wheres the problem, youre right
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>>36526177
What do you mean? I stopped responding because I thought she was implying that I was interrupting her.
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>>36526220
nevermind. i thought you were implying that aion is trash. dont be too hard on yourself anon, its just a girl. you sound like a cool guy.
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>>36526170
That's the part that baffles me. How can people just casually initiate a conversation without looking retarded?
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>>36526275
>can't say hey or they think you're boring
>anything you come up with sounds fucking stupid unless you're naturally witty
I don't know how they do it.
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>>36526305
Pretty much, I guess some of us are just meant to be alone.
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>>36526049
>going on facebook
That's literally the only problem here. Ya did fine buddo. No harm no foul.
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>>36526554
Like I said, I usually go on it to see the stupid vapid shit people post to fuel my anger
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