Farewell

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>"robot"
>dodged wizardhood by 10 years

>>36525181
I'll probably diddle my willy in her after I turn 21. 9 years.

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>>36525139
The best of luck to you on your date and your new life.

My advice, don't come back here to /r9k/.

Don't even go on any 4chan board unless you're looking for something specific like cooking tips from /ck/.

Try and worm your way into the blissful normie life you have cheated yourself of.

Farewell normalfaggot

If I get a proper fucking "farewell" from you faggots, I'll post a pic of her.

REEEE WHERE'S MY GOING AWAY PARTY?

>>36525139
>making a departure thread before a date
>not making one AFTER you're certain the relationship is a success
And even if it is a success, who's to say it won't fail? 99% of relationships end in a fucking train wreck, and when that happens you'll come crying back here.
See you in a couple days cuck

Also
>I think I'm done here
>lurking
Pick one faggot

>>36525320
Thanks anon, but please do climb out of robothood. I believe that someday you will.

We-we're gonna make it... brahs.

Godspeed, normie. You might still make it!

You'll be back in a few days.
Good luck though.

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>>36525331
OP post pics post haste
>>36525331

>>36525344
I just... I don't know what it is.

I'm not even nervous. I feel at peace with the world.

We will succeed anon, I can feel it.

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>>36525139
What makes you so confident that it will all work out?

What are the chances of getting a stunning and perfect girl when you've been a robot for several years.

What are you high?

>>36525486
She has robotic tendencies desu.

I didn't even spill my spaghetti.

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>>36525424
>falling for the "I'm le chosen one xD"
meme
Nevertheless, good luck robot. Godspeed. And if I catch your ass back here I'll fuck it you hear me? I'll FUCK it you cute little twink tease.

>>36525556
Post pics
Reeeeeeeee

>>36525615
>I'll FUCK it you cute little twink tease
T-thanks desu fampai

>>36525657
I'm posting an edited sketch pic of her, because this is 4chan

>>36525139
my advice would be to relax sweet prince. Do what's comfortable and only when it is impossible to misread her do the uncomfortable but even then do it under careful and long thought out consideration. Good luck and enjoy life.

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see you in three weeks faggot

>>36525800
Three weeks? thats being awfully generous

>>36525771
Thank you, anon. I do need to relax. Take it slow. That's the way to go.

I wish you all the best.

>>36525816
my bad

see you saturday night OP

>>36525800
>>36525816
I should get a tripcode. Prove you faggots wrong.

>>36525844
Fucking kek, I'm gonna miss this place

I think what I'll miss most of all is writing oregano to get past the bot.

...oregano...

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>>36525853
do it faggot. prove me wrong and make her happy.

dont forget to bring flowers, retard.

>>36525853
How do you prove us wrong without returning though?

>>36525949
Wait, seriously? Flowers? Nigger we're just going for lunch.

>>36525982
I don't fucking know. I just hope to look back on this day and think, "yeah... those two faggots... they were wrong."

Even if this girl and I eventually fall through. I will stop at nothing to escape robotdom.

>>36526010
theres a reason im on here

>>36525139
make her yours OP, and make her happy
so long space cowboy

>>36525139
I thought you were going to kys

Good luck with your ascension fellow rotter.

>>36525139
>having a girl acknowledge you as a person
Good riddance faggot.
You'll be back after she starts blowing chad.

>>36526279
It's okay anon, now you know not to do something autistic like that.

>>36526528
>>36526792
Thanks, bros.

>>36526713
Tune in for the saturday night special.

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Good luck man

Spaghettiolis

Where did you meet your date, OP?

>>36527004
I'd green text it, but I'm taking a shit on 2% battery

>>36527399
REEEEE, TELL US. Where the hell do I meet women who will go out with robots?

>>36527433
Fuck it, let's do this. Green-text incoming. Don't you die on me android jap piece of crap...

anon?ANOOOONN?! anon!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo3guau9UQw

Godspeed, anon.

oregano conentos

>>36525139
Goodbye anon. If only every normie could leave this place

>>36527433
>>36527452
As you can probably guess, it fucking died. Damn. I had a good build-up going.

Anyway. Starting over... keep this bamped pls.

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>>36525139
>making the farewell thread BEFORE you seal the deal
nigger what the fuck are you doing dont get cocky. make all necessary preparations, nail the date, and then after you get your first kiss from her you can come back here and i'll give you a proper farewell.

> be OP
> be scrawny disheveled looking motherfucker
> apathy up the ass
> doing my shit at uni library
> listening to edgy music while writing my manifesto (just some math hw)
> qt grill takes seat in front of me
> i was in the group study area taking an entire table to myself
> autism_engine64.exe
> she mouths something
> can't quite make it out
> take out ear-phones
> "hmm?"
> "can i sit here?"
> "go for it"
> resume writing my manifesto
> "Chapter 3... The True Nature of Women..."
> whenever i do math hw, my eyes tend to dart in every direction as i'm thinking
> i don't really notice it
> i don't pay attention to what i'm looking at
> so i'm doing the autistic eye thing when suddenly
> our eyes meet
> cliche as fuck
> i snap out of it
> because her eyes are so fucking qt
> deep blue
> i clear my throat and resume writing
> we make eye contact a lot
> i ignore it
> it's accidental
> no grill would want me
> i'm a robot
> then we do it again, but she's got this really frank smile
> i raise my eyebrows and take out my earphone
> "...what?"
> "why do you keep doing that?"
> "doing what?"
> "with your eyes"
> "just thinking"
> "oh... what are you studying"
Blah blah blah insert a bunch of useless small talk here

Fast forward an hour or so
Getting ready to leave.

> "hey, it was nice talking to you"
> "do you wanna text some time?"
She says yes, we exchange numbers, blah blah blah fast-forward a bit
> we meet up after class sometimes just to say hi
> we snap
> i finally ask
> "will u go out to lunch wit me xD"
> she accepts
> I get super happy and post it to r9k
The end

It's simple Anon, be affectionate, and love her as much as you can. Don't let rampant autism get the best of you.

>>36527825
she's practically my gf now anon

Say farewell dammit REEEEE

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>>36525139
see you sunday

>>36525139
You'll be back. We'll laugh at how you failed until you can put it behind you and laugh with us.

>>36529512
That may be so. But frankly, I don't really give a fuck.

I'm just gonna live life for the laughs.

>>36529141
That'd be funny if it were original. Get out of my party!