>welcome back class, I hope you've had a great summer.

>>36524227
I wonder if you're an underage ban. PTSD should only be when something actually tramatic happens.

> I uh, read some books

i just relaxed hehe

>>36524227
>played TF2 10 hours/day

>>36524227
>Yeah, I got drunk, went to parties, had sex with my girlfriend, and act like a normal chad, yet people on /r9k/ bullied me for not being autistic

>>36524227
I've had plenty of social interaction with kindly robots and other anons. Great summer I might say.

>>36524227
>I uh hung out with "friends"... Yeah...

>>36524252
are you that fucking retarded? holy shit fucking jump off the nearest bridge.

doesn't have to be ptsd you stupid faggot.

>>36524227
I spent hald the summer doing construction work.
The other half spending 1 grand on new computer parts.

That's what I legitimatly did every summer in High School

>>36524506
Why is he feeling it at this point? No point.

>>36525076
wow, maybe he could've randomly remembered something in the past.

>>36524449
Damn man, take me back to middle school

>>36524227
real story some autist told in my junior history(?) class a few years ago.

>Hello class, to better get to know each other why don't we start with your name and what you did over the summer. Tard McEdge can go first
>Hullo. mah naim is Turd McHedge
>I lurned to take care and build katanas
>I plaid Naruto Ninja Storm(tm) for 12 hours a day
>I beat Saucekay
>My granpa bought me uh sword

this fucking faggot talked and looked like a retard but he wasn't diagnosed. I don't know if he was autistic or just stupid.

>I joined an online community of like minded individuals and we discussed all sorts of topics

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>Not in school anymore so I don't have to answer that question

Wagecucking is superior

I WENT ON 4CHAN FOR 3 YEARS AND DID NOTHING NOTABLE WITH MY LIFE

LEAVE ME ALONE

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>>36524227
I cant relate to this feeling at all, to be honest. Sure it may have been awkward if you REALLY hadnt done anything besides sitting at your computer, but i dont think many of us actually did that. I got forced to go on a vacation with my grandparents most summers, and i'd always be able to tell them what i did there, even if i didnt really like it.

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>>36526158
>I beat Saucekay
I lost my shit, to funny my dude

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>we defeated ragnaros
>took 40 real people it was really cool
>20 hours of raiding a week
>it's like a job
>i'm the only raid member still in grade school

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>>36526441
I got a few more stories if you're interested.
>be me
>middle of Junior year
>so far, so good.
>the normies leave me alone because they think I'll shoot up the school.
>being pretty much isolated caused Tard McEdge to "befriend me"
>he fucking follows me everywhere
>I tried to run the other direction when I spotted him in the hallway
>he Naruto-style ran after me
>the guy, after half a year of listen to his insanity, confesses a deep, unyielding love for Naruto
>fuck it, the mangas not bad
>his favorite character? Haku
>ice queen in drag, literally.
>this fucking spud, on the last day of the semester, dressed up like Haku
>pic related, it's Haku. (that's a dude, by the way, not even shitting you)
>fucking pink dress(not a kimono, a pink tutu-style dress)
>wearing a really ratty, black wig
>wants me to dress up as Zabuza
>Haku's BDSM master or some shit fuck if I know
>fuck that
>I get followed around for 8 hours by this full-spud dressed in drag
>deargodwhy.gif

if there was any other time I'd want a school shooting to happen, it was then.

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>>36526672
Oh shit man damn ohhhhh you killing me.
Got anymore? This shit is to funny.

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>>36526738
Tard McEdge, part 3. Screencap this because it's the only time I'm ever gonna tell it.

>end of Junior year, Tard McEdge still follows me around
>actually manage to get a gf (alright looking, 7/10)
>Tard hates her
>fucking full on despises her
>I hooked up with this girl a little after the Haku incident
>anyway, walking her to her next class
>Tard follows behind us, stealthy, RIKE NEENJA
>leave for my next class (which I shared with Tard)
>turn around
>he's not behind me
>fuck me where is he, this isn't good
>this fucking nigger never leaves me alone, he's up to trouble
>hear a blood curdling scream
>from the direction of my gf's class
>run back over, really tall and big so the crowd parted for me like the red sea parted for the shekelsniffers
>my girlfriend is being beaten up by Tard
>he's swinging his arms violently back and forth.
>smacking her in the face with his forearms
>there's blood on her right arm
>this fuck bit my girlfriend
>almost tackled the retard, someone beats me to it
>tard starts screeching violently, "REEEE HALP, AM NEENJA, SHADUH CLOON JEWTSU"
>everyone is either horrified at my girlfriend's injuries (very large bruises on her face, the bite mark is already getting infected) or laughing their ass off at Tard's screeching
>I'm laughing
>tfw she broke up with me for laughing at her
>tfw her parents pulled her out of the school.

feelsbadman.jpeg.

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>>36526940
OH SHIT MANG
>he's up to trouble
lmaoing @ this

>start laughing
damn who wouldn't?

Got anymore stories or this the final?

>>36527073
are you high, retarded, or just fucking with me.

One time I thought it would be smart to casually disguise my ostracization by telling the class
"I did nothing and it was amazing" to give the impression I'm a chill dude who enjoys his down time.

No one fell for it and the teacher moved on before chad could start asking me why tf i'm such a loner.

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>>36527109
To be honest my dude I smoked some weed before the stories but they are legit funny. Got anymore I'm serious!

>>36527143
>smoked some weed.
degenerate. But yeah I got some from Senior Year

>first day of senior year
>Tard got suspended the last two weeks of school for fighting
>this nigger is back, fuck me
>lunch time
>eating a chicken sandwich from McDragonDildos
>shits cash
>Tard is, like Naruto Uzumaki himself, eating 4 cups of ramen
>theres a microwave in the lunch room for ramen and shit
>I regularly see him eat 4 cups of ramen a few times a week
>he's not obese
>must be all that Naruto running
>He's sitting in the middle of the lunchroom with me
>wolfing down a 150 degree hot ramen cup
>dickhead Chad walks past Tard, tips the cup over by the bottom
>insanely hot ramen broth burns the fuck out of this retards chode
>starts screeching, jumps up and tries to wipe off the broth
>too late, it has disappeared
>RIKE NEENJA
>Tard's screeching becomes painfully loud, naruto-runs out of the lunch room
>tries to go through locked doors
>it was a metal frame with glass panels, big enough to fit a person if the glass wasn't there
>fucking tard runs straight through the glass
>screeching intensifies as he runs off into the sunset
>arms flailing behind him, a burned chode, and glass in his face where he ran through the door
>heard they found him in a dumpster somewhere.

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>>36527310
lmaoing what the fuck these stories are crazy did this actually happen? Shit is good man got any more?

>Teacher asks us to name the invisible line that spans the globe
>Put my hand up and say the Tropics of Cancer and Capricorn because I think I'm smart
>She looks surprised for a second then says "yes, but I'm thinking a little more central than the tropics"
>It was the Equator obviously

For some reason this one moment has stuck in my memory for my entire life. I was like 12 when it happened. Just sums my entire academic life up I guess, thinking I know what I'm doing then being stunned to find out that I don't.

I remember another time in biology we had to label animals and I was so autistic I'd do shit like label them as distinct species even though they were just simple drawings.

For example instead of just putting "Shark" I'd put "Grey tip Reef Shark". What the fuck was my problem?

>>36527364
sad to say they did. I was never a popular guy but everyone pretty much ignored me. If they were friends with me Tard would either attack them or just generally be an annoying fuck

>half way through the semester
>I'm sick of Tard
>time for revenge, I fucking hate this kike.
>for some god awful reason this retard hates DBZ
>there is no greater rage-inducer for him than Goku
>says "He iz luke Naruto but dumb"
>yeah, sure
>I learn this kike's locker combo
>the inside of his locker is fucking horrifying
>he has his Haku disguise in there, pictures of Naruto, old food containers, generally just a disgusting piece of shit
>stay late after school, the retard rides the bus so he had to leave me alone
>clear out his locker (I burned the costume, may Haku rest in peace once more)
>Replace all the pictures with Goku and Dragon Ball
>wait until the next day
>in first period
>hear a scream, the whole school probably heard it
>couldn't make it out, heard "Dragun Ball REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>tfw I see this retard running through the hallway slamming on lockers and chimping the fuck out
>RIKE NEENJA, he tears his shirt off, he's charging up his Special Attack
>Reesengan
>Tard runs off into another hall, still screeching
>his screeching is cut off abruptly
>don't know what happened
>later I found out someone decked the fucking autist
>his nose was broken
>Tard's parents pulled him out of school, don't know what happened to him since then.
>I will always remember Tard McEdge, and his love of Naruto.

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>>36527651
Man kinda jealous seems like you lived a interesting high school years. I never had any interaction with anyone since I was a loner and always tried to avoid people.

>>36527763
in between those stories my highschool life was pretty much dead in the water, I didn't have any friends because of Tard and I really just didn't go anywhere because I hated normies.

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>>36527783
Why didn't you push the tard away?

>>36527555
she was surprised because you were right but not in the way she wanted
don't let it bother you too much

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>>36524461
Times are changing Chad, better watch your back.

>>36527797
I did, he was fucking stupid so no matter how much I told him to fuck off he just ignored me.

>>36527651
is this like Fatty McGee and his Retard Three?

>>36527859
nah, I was a highschool kid and it was just the one retard, he wasn't even diagnosed so I don't know what the fuck was wrong with him.

>>36527845
Why not beat him up?

>>36527959
I would've got either suspended or expelled. I lived in a really shitty neighborhood with a really shitty school, so violence of any kind was a serious thing to get caught doing in school. Tard was too stupid to realize he'd done anything wrong so they just suspended him. It also would've fucked over my chances to get into college anywhere near where I was living.

>>36528013
damn sucks you had to deal with a shithead