I have a fun idea! Let's go around the table one at a time

I play the guitar :)

>>36523562
I like tendies.

>>36523562
My wife is two-dimensional

>>36523562
if i had a gun now i would kill one by one here, HAHAHHAHAAH thats so funny.

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I steal my step sisters' panties and masturbate furiously with them on my face.

When we did this at uni I literally just said it was my birthday next week. That's how boring I am.

>I'm made of stardust, and so are all you! :D

I-i have a high tolerance to alcohol

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Hi, I'm anon. I'm 28 and I have no talents, ambition, or redeeming qualities of any kind. I'm basically human trash. Welp that's my story thanks for listening.

>>36523562
Uh I..I..I like vidya and 4chan

>>36524202
you never speak of the place that must not be spoken in public, or even other places

>>36523562
I play guitar and sing in a punk band. We aren't really punk, but we pretend to be. I have a 1/2 scale replica of spiderman in my bathroom. He watches me poop.

Sometimes we make out, but only when I'm drunk.

I hate niggers and faggots.

Sometimes, late at night, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I am a meatball

>tfw had a new job once
>they gave us little cards to fill out to put on our desks
>one of the spots was "one thing about you most people wouldn't expect"
>put that down
>had no idea the fucking CEO would be reading them off as we were introduced to the room at a meeting
Quit a week later because people kept looking at me funny

>>36524249
>>36524202
fuck off
>>36523562
I play the saxophone but haven't in a long while
I wish I would play it more

I like snowboarding.

I really do, its the most normie (only) hobby I have.
But I do it just once every year for 3-4 days.

>>36523562
Well, hu-umm, I-i like chocolate ?