>Horrible at talking to women. >Decide I need to practice.

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2017-04-24 05:08:59 Post No. 36519118
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Anonymous 2017-04-24 05:08:59 Post No. 36519118 [Report]

>Horrible at talking to women.
>Decide I need to practice.
>Contact local Mormons, missionaries agree to talk.
>Arrive at church, three smoking hot blonde hair blue eyed women.
>"Hi Anon, so you wanted to talk about our Lord and savior?"
>"Y-yeah."
>Talking about Joseph Smith, God and stuff, I can't stop looking at their legs.
>One of them starts crying tears of joy talking about being filled with the spirit.
>For some reason this is a turn on and I have a raging boner.
>They ask me what I think and I talk about how maybe the universe is a simulation and I can see how it could be good.
>The look of pure confusion on their faces.
>Went home, jerked it thinking of hot Mormon chicks.

So I think I'm going to become a Mormon /r9k/.

Anonymous 2017-04-24 05:12:15 Post No.36519189
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Anonymous 2017-04-24 05:12:15 Post No.36519189 [Report]

>>36519118
Read about frame control and maintaining frame.

I dontk now if that will get you laid but it sure helps

Anonymous 2017-04-24 05:14:53 Post No.36519249
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Anonymous 2017-04-24 05:14:53 Post No.36519249 [Report]

>>36519118
Your IP is being logged on lds.org we are going to locate you soon and disqualify you from becoming member of our great church.

Anonymous 2017-04-24 05:17:21 Post No.36519299
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Anonymous 2017-04-24 05:17:21 Post No.36519299 [Report]

>>36519249
Good luck, I'm behind seven bibles.

Anonymous 2017-04-24 05:22:07 Post No.36519389
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Anonymous 2017-04-24 05:22:07 Post No.36519389 [Report]

>>36519118
Fuggggg

Alright Anon you convinced me, I'm going to the local gathering for extreme Christian sects next summer because that sounds seriously hot

Good lord, just imagine filling up one of those religious women, they literally consider it a divine gift from God to be bred

If that's not lewd I don't know what is, I wonder if they have higher sex drive because of these beliefs?

Anonymous 2017-04-24 05:26:53 Post No.36519492
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Anonymous 2017-04-24 05:26:53 Post No.36519492 [Report]

>>36519389
Oh they definitely do. Mormons are especially great, they let you literally keep a harem.

Anonymous 2017-04-24 05:29:02 Post No.36519531
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Anonymous 2017-04-24 05:29:02 Post No.36519531 [Report]

>>36519492
I love Jesus now

Anonymous 2017-04-24 05:33:40 Post No.36519615
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Anonymous 2017-04-24 05:33:40 Post No.36519615 [Report]

>>36519299
fuck you man i have a broken rib

Anonymous 2017-04-24 06:06:54 Post No.36520271
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Anonymous 2017-04-24 06:06:54 Post No.36520271 [Report]

>>36519531
Good

>>36519615
Fuck off and die nigger

Anonymous 2017-04-24 06:29:17 Post No.36520698
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Anonymous 2017-04-24 06:29:17 Post No.36520698 [Report]

>>36519118

Mormons only recruit attractive people OP.

Anonymous 2017-04-24 06:30:21 Post No.36520722
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Anonymous 2017-04-24 06:30:21 Post No.36520722 [Report]

>>36519118
wtf I love Joseph Smith now

Anonymous 2017-04-24 06:31:13 Post No.36520736
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Anonymous 2017-04-24 06:31:13 Post No.36520736 [Report]

THIS IS LITERALLY A REPOST FROM /r/4chan

FUCK OFF REDDIT

Anonymous 2017-04-24 06:32:38 Post No.36520759
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Anonymous 2017-04-24 06:32:38 Post No.36520759 [Report]

>>36520736
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/679quo/polack_talks_to_mormons/

Confirmed

Anonymous 2017-04-24 06:55:35 Post No.36521203
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Anonymous 2017-04-24 06:55:35 Post No.36521203 [Report]

>>36520736
>>36520759
I bosted here first they steal from me

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