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im drunk af lads

Post your plates lads!

>>36517115
I intend to be once im off work, cheers

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>>36517070
>replaying SMT1
>Took me a bit to get use the first-person perspective again.
Forgot how 'advanced' this game was for it's time.

Also listening to the best of chavvy tunes. (The Streets)

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>amazon sells refurbished LG G4s for only 199quid

lads, should I take the plunge? it's a top of the line flagship from 2015.

almost half the price of a galaxy s6 edge(which it equals) and almost 1/3rd the price of a galaxy s7 edge.

Seems like too good of a deal to pass up, even the mid-range phones are more expensive and have inferior specs it seems.

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>>36517070
You know lad, as much as I hate that chinky motherfucker, he is definately an improvement over May.

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>>36517070
For the females (white) edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>36517156
i had the g3 and the g5 at one point, lg makes a solid phone i say go for it lad

30 jeans are too short but 32 jeans are too long. where the fuck can you get 31 jeans?

Are there any lads who live in Hampshire and would be alright with a Scottish anon staying at theres for a night next month?

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What are you fags listening now?

Me:pic related

>>36517156

G4s have bootloop problems, you're buying a broken phone that LG won't fix. It's cheap for a reason.

>>36517256
31 jeans seem a bit much lad, you can wear them for at least a week.

>>36517260
Only if you blow me now and again

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>tfw porn choices are getting worse and worse
>starting on bmww
Just kill me

>>36517304
>bmww
Happy-merchant.JPG

>>36517300
Gladly m8

>>36517316
Basically. It's been hammered at me so much it's beginning to sink in

>>36517304
disgusting, i only masturbate to solo/lesbian amateur chubby teen girls. i always have and i always will.

>>36517277
Underrated kek
Oriental

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>>36517261
just finished listening to this

>>36517344
What exactly is the appeal? Is it a racism thing?

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>>36517261
>what are you listening to
https://youtu.be/-Lgzu6IYLaM

>>36517357
And one without the fat council estate bint as well

>>36517261
playing rock it league
listening to some ac/dc
right now it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2AC41dglnM

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35 yr old roastie watch. Her CBBC contract is ending next month and she's just posted a status begging for work.

I don't enjoy anything anymore it's like a living death

>>36517414
Cbbc? The kids chanel ?

>>36517426
Join the EDL or BF and channel it into hatred.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meIFDTxpKSw&t=222s

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>>36517444
Yep. It's funny because she has no children and probably never will do.

>>36517426
Anhedonic masterrace

Or not. It's really shit actually

>>36517261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDN08Ia7CNI

Any indie fags here?

>>36517370
I ain't got no clue, lad

>>36517456
How do you chanel apathy into hatetred?

>>36517261
Daydream Nation is good, but I feel it's overhyped.

Sonic Nurse is best SY full length.
>>36517362
Everytime I hear A.M 180 I get a smile. Such a quality tune.
>>36517373
Sounds like a band that listened to p4k's BNR of 2008 and decided to copy that sound.
Not bad, just kinda... bland.

I'm currently listening to this YTradio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK1JXKOg-Qc

>>36517477
>Fags you said it lad, those definitely are.

>>36517469
She's cute
Hopes she gets something good

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>>36517524
>She's cute
She also has a heavy Birmingham accent

>>36517273

>bootloop

holy shit just read about it, how did LG not crash to the ground with something this serious?

>>36517261
great album lad, ive got it on reccord.

im listening to the stone roses; im trying to get into them.

>>36517559

Nobody cares for some reason. Samsungs were exploding last year and now everyone wants an S8. iPhones had signal problems but people still bought them.

>>36517261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9wq-34xyeE

>>36517541
Into the rubbish she goes

>>36517541
>wanting to import brown cock because you've fucked the whole country

>>36517070
What in the everloving fuck has happened to our beautiful OP image.

Post waifus.

I've been "playing" innawoods again.

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>>36517682
You know you're a special kind of retarded when you forget the most important part of your post.

>>36517541
The Pakis have probably passed her around like a joint.

I'm at work and I've got the wrong shoes on hope no one notices

Anyone fancy laughing at those less fortunate?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COsDPR2Iej4&feature=youtu.be

>>36517682
>>36517694
>"playing" innawoods

Sooo...wanking behind the trees at the park?

>>36517727
bit late for that lad, don't wanna annoy r9k by having two threads

what's for tea lads

stick come dine with me on also

Think I saw a chinese girl get abducted by pakis today lads. Was too worried to call the police in case it was all a misunderstanding and I'll be arrested for racism. The absolute state of our country.

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>>36517682
>>36517694
I've done it a few times lad, also posted the waifu and forgot the call part
I feel your pain lad

>>36517737
Hah. No, I mean "playing" as in it's not a game, and innawoods as in that autistic SHTF loadout simulator.

>>36517727
Splitting threads is almost never a good idea.

Some of these forced memes really need to go though. It doesn't help that you fucks keep acknowledging them. Bet this Xi meme would've died in the womb if everyone didn't sperg out over it.

Admittedly, the fucker posts A LOT, but all the same, don't reply, he will stop eventually.

>>36517801
I really don't know how I manage it lad.

>>36517800
>not immediately shouting 'what's your game then!'
Describe what happened?

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>>36517694
Bumping this thread with waifu

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>cummed on the carpet
>went to clean up
>came back
>forgot about it
>knelt in the cum
>cotton trousers have soaked it all up

>>36517793
bmww couple on it fuck off

>>36517793
Mash, peas and 2 pieces of fish. What u having laddy?

>>36517831
>went to the local corner shop to pick up a dr pepper and yorkie
>chinese girl in there trying to ask for directions on where to go, I reckon she was a tourist because her english was shit
>after about 5-10 minutes the guy says 'come out back I have a phone you can use'
>bit miffed about waiting so long for my yorkie
>he doesn't come back for another good 15 minutes
>I decide to leave

Never saw that girl come out from the back

>>36517793

Spaghetti and meatballs, going to have to make a sauce though FML JDIMSA

>>36517793
Mummy is making me a homemade big Yorkshire pudding with beef actually inside of the pudding itself!

>>36517835
Cummy cotton!

CUMMY COTTON!

>>36517862
She's just too busy taking pictures.

>>36517862
Kek well yeah mate you probably would get called racist. I thought you meant you saw her bundled into a car or something I doubt Mr Patel is abducting visitors like he's in League of Gentlemen

>>36517862
I think she'll be OK don't worry about it

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>>36517862

I hope you paid for that yorkie

>>36517854
Always have to have either that, or some faggy middle aged queers who never grew out of trying to be "femboys"

>Local Asda has started ID'ing for fucking Paracetamol
>None of the fuckin self checkout old bags are lenient because some stiffy supervisor is always watching over their shoulder

I'm like 24 for fucks sake let me buy some tablets for my fucking headache

>>36517955
why are they iding for paracetamol?

>>36517955
I got ID'd for bonjela at my local asda

>>36517975
I have no fucking idea lad, they wouldn't tell me when I kicked up a fuss

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/r9k/ boys are so friendly when you get to know them, but you don't really look too hot... no offense :(

>>36517955
I still don't agree with the 2 packet limit on paracetamol when the packets are so tiny anyway, 12 tablets isn't that much

@36517989
You posted that in a thread instead of a topic you dipshit

>>36517993
This, it's retarded. If some dumb cunt really wants to overdose on paracetamol they'll just go to a different store and buy some more

>>36518011
Denying the you
Well done lad

>>36517174
Why is everyone a fucking Mary Sue?

>>36517793
takeaway for me
2x keema chips and cheese

>>36518025
That's what I did
Shiggity snooty original comento

>>36518025
My Grandad used to get packs of them in his prescription and they would give him 2 or 3 big boxes to him at a time and each strip had 10 tablets on them

>>36518025

They don't actually care anon, they just don't want to be liable

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Things have taken a turn for the worse, lads.
We were able to clear out the shrine of vampires that Azura asked us to deal with, although it was extremely difficult. But it has come at a cost, we contracted the Vampirism disease from one of them and have become a creature of the night.
It would appear that feeding upon a sleeping citizen will satisfy us and allow us to walk in the sun temporarily but I think we should find a cure, maybe a guild can help us.

>>36518106
It's the same with manual handling lessons

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You aren't gay are you anon? That's very sinful!

I'm nervous all the time it's getting worse as I get older

>>36518190
kek he looks like that confused blonde haired girl

>>36518106
I know lad, I was talking about why it's retarded for the law to exist in the first place. Someone had to care to put it into place

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Nihao yinggan,

Jintian guo de zenmeyang

Well I have to go to work see you in 4 hours lads

>>36518120
FUCK OFF noone wants this shit

>>36518203
I'm caring less and less as I get older, it all came from realising that no matter what you do, someone will dislike you for doing it

>>36518272
i do, its nice to hear about his adventure desu, better than fake characters clogging up the thread

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>>36517989
The hot ones aren't waiting to beta orbit you, that's why Stacy

>>36518227
suicide is such a sad thing, if someone really wants to kill themselves though, they will find a way.

>>36518248

Ni hao Shipman Yisheng

Wo hen kaixin

Just had a bath too

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>city council workers turn up this morning and start digging up the pavement in front of my house
>go and ask them what's going on, they tell me they're there to move the driveway like I'd asked for because the current one is terrible for my car from a big fucking tree being right next to it and the roots lifting the curb up
>tell them all that had happened was a man from the council had come round a month or so ago and said at some point we can arrange to have the driveway shifted along because of course one fucking tree is protected by the environment agency, but I'd have to arrange privately to have everything inside the wall done myself
>guy from the council comes along and says he didn't have time to come and give any warning that they were starting work today
>literally started digging up my driveway without asking me about it, or giving me any time to arrange for some private builders to come and sort my part of the driveway out so the new entrance doesn't just meet with a very obvious set of bushes against the existing wall
>if I hadn't been in I'd have come home to no way of getting into my own property

and after all their talk of how they have to dig out the old entrance first and me telling them they have to make the new one beforehand so I'm not left stranded, they ended up just digging out all the turf and roots from the new entrance area and not even getting started on laying the stone down, then fucked off for the day.

Fuck me.

Most haunted caught a "ghost" on camera lads http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4432040/Ground-breaking-footage-ghostly-figure.html

Can't believe I used to buy into that paranormal crap as a teen.

W-would Tommy Robinson like me even though I'm not really white? He seems like a great guy he's not a stealth nazi or anything is he?

>>36518415
you fucking animal you will accept their work and love it

>>36518432
Why would anybody ever like you if you're not white?

>>36518120
Ah, oblivion
Keep going lad, im enjoying the nostalgia

>>36518429
Bwahaha that's fucking great. Good the world is full of retards.

>>36518432

Tommy Robinson isn't a stealth Nazi at all, he's quite a wigger, so most of his friends growing up were black anyway

>>36518456
I used to go on ghost hunts and everything, then I realized that the only people who do that are fellow outcasts and weirdo's like me.

I would even get scared of sleeping in the dark because of the ghost stuff I used to watch.

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>>36518450
>Why would anybody ever like you if you're not wh-

>>36517989
I've been told im handsome by a britfeeler

>>36518491
My cousin was convinced I was some kind of ghost whisperer because I'd have hallucinations when I woke up and would see people in my room. Like bitch I just have a mangled brain.

>>36518488
He's anti muslim not anti blackie

>>36518503
most white people do not like non whites, you have a few whites that have popped up recently with this social justice trend but the majority still feel the same, they just have to not say it because you get arrested if you voice your opinion, people like their own kind and cannot feel comfortable around people who are not similar to them, this is biology

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>>36518532
>most white people do not like non wh-

>>36518429
lad, I've had a paranormal experience myself. I don't even believe in ghosts, but completely unexplainable things happen to people sometimes, which aren't hallucinations, and just because there's some shitty tv out there doesn't mean everyone who says they've experienced the paranormal is a fraudulent narcissist

>>36518503
I fucking loves a bit of ainsley tbqh

>>36518563
>some guy memeing all day because he has to put up with a non white tory candidate means whites like non whites

lol

>>36517115
what you drinking pal

>>36518491
me too, i used to not like walking around the house in the dark or going into old buildings. now i just don't give a shit.

>>36518573
>but completely unexplainable things happen to people sometimes

False. Everything is explainable

>>36518532
Lefties with children should be forced to move to Rotherham and other towns with a high % of Pakis

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>>36518532
>having non white friends now makes you a SJW loon

>>36518491
lol lad. i used to be into paranormal shit too when i was a teen. i used to be really into aliens too. i was used to get really scared sometimes when sleeping because i thought a grey alien was going to get me

god i cringe when i think about it.

>>36518573
I'm a night security officer, and I've had so many paranormal experiences I've lost count. It's my job to know whether something is a drafty door or window, a systems failure etc., and shit happens that I can't explain all the time.

>>36517304
>bmww
why only now?

Been posting in the thread for about a year now but i've decided to adopt a trip.

I expect abuse about it but fuck it, honestly fuck it. Tired of putting my life into this thread without anything to show for it.

>>36518573
>I've had a paranormal experience myself

what paranormal experiences have you had?

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>most white people do not like non whi-

>>36518636
Luther was a fucking cracking show mate.

>>36517261
>tfw you will never party with a young kim gordon

@36518628
Now we can all filter you and you'll get even fewer replies

Good job

>>36518593
that's very immature m8

we don't live in an age of total omniscience, there are still plenty of experiences that people have had that aren't currently explainable rationally. That's not to say that people who assume it's ghosts n shit are right.

"Lads I am going to come up with a seriously wacky character today.

Can't wait to unleash him on the thread."

I bet Marko is it

>>36518579
Actually I'm non-white and only meme about it for a laugh and because this area is 99% white so it's funny having an African name as our MP.

>>36518628
polo

original reply

>>36518648

There's more characters than eastenders in these fucking threads

>>36518644
I always got loads of replies. I'm a top 10 Britfeel poster. That isn't the problem.

>>36518648
There's nothing wacky about me mate. I'm very sedate.

>Cut my long green grass in front garden as society has conditioned me to believe this looks bad
>Now have short yellow grass with patches of mud

Ah yes much better

>>36517070
help me out lads

http://www.strawpoll.me/12817121/r

>>36518647
>logic is very immature

Of course.

Next I'll be "close minded" or any other ridiculous weasel phrase that makes you think your "paranormal experiences" are anything other than simple scientific phenomena, or more likely, brain tricks

>>36518628

I considered adopting a trip once, and even asked people here for their general opinion on it. They pretty much unanimously said I shouldn't, so I decided against it.

Are you a regular/known post, Marko?

>>36518648
kek, watch out for Marko hes absolutely bonkers lads

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>>36517541
why do nomies only hold sign's like this so they can post it on FB

>>36518715

You answered your own question mate

>>36518715
Look up virtue signalIing

>>36517373
Big L nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eEzzN08Moc

>>36518607
>being "friends" with people who objectively cause and commit more crimes and are more likely to steal and hurt you as well as being a people you can never truly connect with due to being different

i cannot understand you people

>>36518709
Been posting in this thread for about two years, Shipanon. May I just say that you are one of the best posters here and I wish you did adopt that trip. I voted yes on your poll.

I'm not really known for anything in particular. I make quality posts but I doubt anyone ties them together to get a whole picture of a quality poster.

That's what I am doing now.

>>36518649
>non whites sticking together and walling themselves off from a almost full white community

surprise surprise

Lads apparently over 70% of the culprits in Rotherham were white

http://irbf.org.uk/rotherham-grooming-inconvenient-facts-exposed/

>>36518715
to feel good and signal to others that they are a "morally good" Politically correct person.
They think it makes them a good person see

TLDR >>36518733

>>36518528
Sounds like sleep paralysis desu.

>>36518590
Same, I once pissed on my bedroom door because my tight ass dad turned off the landing light at night trapping me in my room.

>>36518611
kek, its horrible to think back on. Did you ever drag others into it like I did?

>>36518573
But if there was such a thing as ghosts then we would have countless video evidence of them in today's world of smartphones. Instead we've got people goofing around or things that can easily be explained with a bit of digging.

>>36518772
Kek blacks and browns and yellows all seem to hate each other so your theory falls down there mate.

>>36518758
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-39695926
kek, absolute madman. Hope he's alright.

>>36518705
Depends what sport, Messi is an utter manlet babby but is god like because of his ability to read the game and use his small body to his advantage

>>36518786
>I once pissed on my bedroom door
bedroom floor*

>>36518773
The difference is that the white culprits were part of the native population. That doesn't mean it's right that they molested those kids. But it does make it less wrong, if you know what I mean.

@36518765
You still haven't listed what posts you've made, if they're characters then they'll lose their appeal once they're tied to a single trip, surely?

>>36518765
>Been posting in this thread for about two years, Shipanon.

Kek, you guessed correctly.

>May I just say that you are one of the best posters here

Thanks Marko!

<<36518628
so that's how it is mark
to the lad in the last thread, you was right, shouldn't have given him the chance

>>36518753
>a people you can never truly connect with due to being different
Most people dont have autism.

>>36518773
Ah yes Abdul, Muhammed and Arshad top white names

>>36518773
Those are just people who were probably too scared to speak up or be branded a racist.

if everyone hates namefags why can we still namefag to begin with?

>>36518812
No characters lad, I don't do that shit.

No point in dredging up my old posts. You can look forward to plenty of excellent ones under this trip. Some of the best of all time maybe. I aim for excellence.

>>36518573
Same lad, I'm a man of science and think all this ghost stuff is all a load of crap but I've had some spoopy experiences in my time. One of my most vivid ones happened when I was 14-15 or so

>marathoning some game, forget which, at 3am
>devils hour, I don't believe in that and believe it purely coincidental with what happened
>anyways I'm deeply invested in my game but hear a few knocks on my door
>tell them to come in, no answer, I brush it off and go back to my game
>think I'm hearing shit because who would knock on my bedroom door at 3am
>few minutes pass
>3 knocks on my door again, someone calls out my name in a womans voice, reckon it's just my mum
>fuck this shit, I get up and check who's there but there isn't anyone
>wonder if it's my dad pulling some shit prank but there's no way he could get back downstairs that quick and the floorboards are creaky as shit and I heard no footsteps
>brother and mum fast asleep
>bit spooped out so I do what any normal 15 year old kid does and google it
>3 knocks of death
>some dumb superstition that if you hear it then someone close to you will die soon
>dog falls in the next day
>has to be put down

Red or brown sauce on a bacon sarnie lads?

>>36518780
nice copy and paste from wiki m8 like people cant do it them self, did you learn anything today

>>36518811
I'll be honest mate I wouldnt lead with that since the issue is the media made it seem like it was 100% paki rape gangs
>>36518822
not an argument
>>36518830
>I raped a child to be polite

>>36518846

I used to be against tripfagging, but if posters like Poley are gonna do it, and they still get all the attention, then I'd rather a quality poster like you to do it too.

>>36518867
red obviously you heathen

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I've not seen a single white name in any of the published news articles on Rotherham.

>>36518841
nah just hate cunts that take the piss
<<36518846
claims to post in here with his son or some shit, starts in the last thread on about how his name's on by mistake,can't take it off oh no carries it on in this thread

Whats for dinner tonight, Marko?

>>36518743
good album, this is prob my fave https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWMjRMJ0dTI

>he's setting himself up to post the plate

ffs

>>36517261
Feel like a fag saying this but Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger. I was raised on house music

>>36518925

Platememe forcer here.

I did actually make this>>36518912 post, but it was a sincere question, not a plate setup

>>36518870
Yeah but it's no surprise the media made it seem like it was 100% paki. It's far more disgusting to think of a paki molesting a white girl than a white guy doing it.

Again, not saying I support white people doing it. But if anyone was going to pedo my daughter, I'd far rather it was a white hand down there. Unless it was Michael Jackson, of course.

>>36518879
Thanks mate

>Poley

I hate that little rat.

>>36518912
Ordered some stuff from the takeaway. Some literal tendies, some mozerella sticks and some potato wedges. Having that with a beer.

If 68% of Paedos in Britain are white that still reflects bad on minorities because Britain is 90% white.

>>36518950
So your character is going to be total bellend? Fucking great.

Is Marko just another character of BritNormie?

>>36518928
mate I attack the dancefloor like a bulldozer
nothing wrong with house music, just the misguided shame of admitting it
say it loud and say it proud
I'M A RAVER BBY

>>36517444
Nice trips and yeah it's the one that's a step up from Cbeebeis but is still terrible

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>>36518963
You could shutdown (((pol))) with those statistics

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>lad brings his diesel reliant robin in
>thinks the gearbox is shot
>wants it repaired
>give it a lethal dose of unleaded instead

>>36518867
red sauce tastes horrible. brown sauce is nice though

>>36519009
go away xi poster shoo shoo

>>36518979
What makes me a fucking bellend? The tendies?
>>36518982
Hardly even know who that is. And I'm the furthest thing from a normie.

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Date Chinese girls

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>>36519009

In future m8, I have a specialised 'mechanic shipman' you can use for these sorts.

>>36518963

But what are we calling paedophilia?

I just read an article in the paper about Adam Johnson and the called him a paedophile for kissing a 15 year old.

Paedos aren't into 15 year olds.

>>36517541
So much potential wasted

>Been posting in this thread for about two years
>doesn't know britnormie

PACK HIM UP IT'S OVER WE
OUTTA
HERE

>>36518861
That's pretty spooky anon. Got anymore experiences?

This thread is fucked. poley, avatarfags, forced memes, now this new tripfag.

>>36519046
I remember the story that went along with the original posting of that image and it was a cracker I'll tell you that

resident yank here
im officially fed up with living in obesity land and im considering moving to another country.

As actual residents of the UK, is it nice living there? Better than the states?
>inb4 yank get out

>>36519075
FOY

and fuck off were full

>>36519075
yank get out
honestly go to canada or something
britain is in the shitter

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>hightlight of my day is when Len pms me

>>36519060
I've seen his name around the place but never really paid any attention.

He hasn't been a regular poster in the last 2 years, at least not with his trip.

>>36519075
Honestly I'd recommend it. We have some brilliant shops. But the weather is a bit shit.

>>36519075
FOY you're kind aren't welcome in these parts

>>36518786
>Did you ever drag others into it like I did?

to an extent. one of my mates was already into paranormal stuff but i got him more interested in conspiracy theories. he never invested a lot of time into any of it because he was afraid of his reputation being ruined if people found out he believed in it (he was a chad).

i nearly got other friends into it but they could never be bothered reading or watching the stuff i sent them lol.

>>36519095
thought about canadia but it seems like a meme
plus canada is worse with sjws from what i can tell

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>>36517694
Got to see the doctors in two days. Not only do I have to be there three hours before I wake up, but I also have to walk for 28 minutes.
>>>/f/3237488

Britain is only better than America if you're neet. And there are better neet countries like Australia, Canada or Sweden

When the French leave the EU, should we make a special alliance with them and start a new EU of our own?

I know they're french but, really, all feelings aside they really are our closests friends on the mainland.

>>36519132
hey madoanon, i hope your doctors appointment goes well, i hate it so much when i go desu

>>36518056
Please expand on this for I do not understand

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>>36519072

Here you go m8, I have it in my collection of screencaps.

I guess truck boys poster didn't have the willpower to carry on forcing his meme

>>36519138
Everything is massively overpriced in Australia and Canada. I have no idea how NEETS survive over there.

>>36519138
Im not specifically thinking on moving to the uk i just wanted some testimony/opinions

hay guise im a tripfag but dont worry im not a fucking retard i just decided my posts were so valuable youd appreciate knowing they all came from the same person

>>36519144
you realise the next french president is going to be an EU lover right?

>>36518869
what wiki? it's my personal opinion having known people who do it and take part in that type of activism. e.g. bitch on the internet and ocassionally attend a big event that everyone in that sort of community would go to.

I'd would rather they do charity work instead but their is no glory in helping out your local community

looking at a small flat above a one stop shop

only 325 a month tidy tidy

can't fucking wait to move out of this student hellhole i'm living in now

>>36519144
>When the French leave the EU
Not gonna happen

>>36519075
I've never been to the states lad, so can't really compare it.

>>36519110

I know BritNormie was the AndrewPrince trip that posted for a week, but I think the threadly goodfellas poster is someone else.

>>36519144
You're suggesting we replace the EU with another EU?

That seems a little silly. Just have more open trade.

>>36518634
alright lad, I'll greentext my weird experience as best I can. I never gave paranormal people the time of day before this, but now I know how it feels to be totally lost for an explanation. Don't ask for anyone to believe it was a ghost, but I tell it exactly as it happened, no embellishments.

>late at night in my room, detached house with a little alley between me and neighbours, not big enough for either of us to use so I've been down there maybe once or twice previously
>watching something on my PC with earphones in, mum is half-deaf so her tv is always quite loud and she always falls asleep with it on, start hearing a baby crying in the background and assume it's coming from her tv for a few minutes
>not stopped at all after a little while, so pause what I'm watching and go check her tv, turn it off and can hear the baby's crying coming from outside the house on this side where the alley is
>immediately think it's my elderly neighbours who must have a grandchild round or something
>Sitting on my bed with my back to this wall (which has an air vent where I can hear the sound coming through) listening to the baby crying, really pissed off thinking I'm not going to get any sleep while this thing is staying at their house over the weekend or however long
>after a few minutes of listening I realise it's very odd because with us being detached, I've never ever heard a single noise from their house and they have grandchildren round relatively regularly
>start to get a bit concerned that there's some baby down this gap between our houses for whatever reason however strange that may be, also slightly freaked out because I'd recently seen a movie called Noroi which has crying ghost babies in it.
>the crying stops, can't remember if suddenly or died down, so I start to get dressed to go and take a look, but taking a while so I can get myself psyched up, and I see in my window a bright light where my neighbours front garden is
(CONT.)

>>36518120
Just fucking great. I'll get John Harker on this case then.

https://youtu.be/prq4_0T-I8g

check out my music and subscribe

>>36519075
real talk, i wouldn't. there's so much disorganised chaos and people aren't very nice obviously and the weather is so shit all the time

what attracts you about the UK? maybe we can poke holes in your idealised image of Britain

>>36519206
>look outside and see my elderly neighbours looking around their front garden in the middle of the night with torches looking concerned, clearly also heard the same noises as me
>watch them from my window as they approach the little alley with their torches and see them pointing down this alley for a good while before turning back into the house with nothing
>at this point way too fucking freaked out by the series of events to go take a look myself and can barely sleep that night

one of my biggest regrets in life is not going to take a look for myself, I want an answer so bloody badly for what happened, never experienced anything like that before or since in my life. I still think about it an unusual amount , really bothers me not being able to explain it.

And no, it wasn't any kind of animal. I've never been so sure about something in my life that it was a baby crying, totally unmistakable, and I've done my fair share of NEET night walking and hearing lots of nocturnal animal noises that sound fairly human.

alright lads thought i'd make a trip since i post so much

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>>36519179
thats my mortgage on a 3 bedroom house lol

>>36519185
its not objectively shitty here - there are about as many nice places to live as there are shitty ones

i just want to maximize distance when i leave the shithole i crawled out of

I have BritNormie on Skype. He claims that the only posts he makes in the thread is when he's pretending to be Poleaboo, although he also did the Andrew Prince character but that's over now.

>>36519219
as I said, its not uk specifically, im just asking about the uk here because /britfeel/

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>>36519132
>>36519153
I have a follow up appoinment tommorow with my GP but i'm cancelling it. Guess i'll just keep trying to overcome my "problems" myself. I'll either fully breakdown or somehow break out of this myself

>>36519064
I can't remember most of the top of my head or they can be explained plausibly, shit like doors opening and TVs turning on. When I was a kid I apparently had a best friend for years called Robert, some WW2 kid that lives in the walls of the house. I reckon that was bullshit my parents told me to creep me out though

You are all terrible people.

>>36519048
Paedophile / paedo in a non-academic context is shorthand for anyone shagging or liking those under the age of consent.

Do I really have to explain this to you?

>>36519289
shut up, marko

>>36519289
We're all having a wonderful time yet you come here to rain on our parade? You're terrible one, not us.

>>36519097
you have him on facebook?

>>36519256
didnt you used to think that he was actually andrew prince and poley?

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Picked up these before. Which should I stick on first after mums fry up?

>>36519311
that is Len

>>36519321
Herbie every time

>>36519321
>nigger music

just throw it in the bin

>>36519316
>think he was actually

I don't understand the question

>spend afternoon using garden fork to go over lawn like Monty showed us in Gardeners World
>didn't use any gloves and now my hands are covered in blisters

fuck, I just wanted to do a bit of garden work

>>36519361
you're a manly man now anon
you gonna cut down some trees or repress your emotions tomorrow?

Posted on the weekend about getting in a group of LADS at the weekend at a none league football game

Been in WhatsApp group chat and joining in. Have yet to spill spaghetti and the next match is tomorrow.

Everyone says they're meeting there so trying to play it cool and not tie them down to times. It's hard though as i m scared they just won't be there

>>36519289
I try not to be. I'd say that I'm mostly a good person

>>36519343
dont know how else to word it.

did you not previously believe that brit normie was andrew prince in real life?

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what's your fetish lads?

>>36519295
Not me, I think you are all wonderful people.
>>36519383
Is this a gay thing or is it just about the football?

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>>36519307
How are you having a fun time? You're pissing into the void whilst your life and society at large crumbles around you

>>36519401
gay stuff in public toilets

>>36518619
>shit happens that I can't explain all the time.

Can you elaborate a bit, lad?

>>36519414
>whilst your life and society at large crumbles around you
That's societies problem. My life is bretty good, I'm about to have a comfy nap

>>36519401
yellow girls

>>36519289

Yeah nah, fair cop, he's got me there.
I'm subhuman trash, but I'm still alive, so?

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>>36519401
completely lost my sex drive last week for some reason
haven't jacked off since and quite happier tbqh

>>36519401
facesitting
I literally can't get off to porn any more unless there's some forced pussy licking in there

>>36519428
There's been more than one occasion where i'd done a poop and when I went to wipe there was nothing on the paper.
Aghast, I would stand and turn my eyes to the bowl, only to find -

Nothing.

No poop.

Ghost spoops.

>>36518867
Red, twat

>>36519448
>'jacked off'
Americlaps OUT

>>36519471
what am i supposed to say instead lad?

>>36519401
>what's your fetish lads?
mind control

>>36518892
Dark times are upon us

>>36519486
you were having a proper wank lad

>>36519401
fat fetish, i literally can't get a boner unless she has a chubby belly. most girls now days are fat though so maybe it's a good thing. i'm still a kissless virgin though...

>>36519225
sounds spooky lad.

i once had an obe when i was 16, dont know if it was just my head fucking up though.

>>36519401
depends on the day desu

generally it's split into traps some of the time, and others t h i c c women who I want to impregnate, but within that catagory there's also a distinction between big thick mummies and thicc younger women

>>36518888
These quads speak the truth

I think there is a ghost downstairs because one area of the dining room table smells like cum.

>>36519500
>replied to me about using an american phrase
>didnt read the context
do you have autism?

Anyone seen that evidence that ghosts are real in the papers yet?

Spooky stuff

ffs lads I need to move out. I bet I'd be normie if it wasn't for my parents

>solid 8/10 girl asks me if I'm going out to some clubs tonight with her and her mates
>have to decline and come up with some excuse because my parents don't let me go to clubs

Well, they do, but I have to find somewhere to sleep because they refuse to let me come home drunk at 4am and wake them up. I've camped out in McDonalds a few times after night outs and it's not worth it

>>36519516
what was that like lad

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>>36518773
Not according to the official Rotherham inquiry.

http://www.rotherham.gov.uk/downloads/file/1407/independent_inquiry_cse_in_rotherham

>International report bigotry and racism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTAlsORiNF0

Based Tommy exposing Mudslime rapists.

>>36519543
1. You have your own set of keys right?

2. The point is you'd spend the night at her place shagging

Just ate 3 tracker bars and 2 nature valley bars and feel like I'm gonna be sick.

>>36519565
You know those aren't actually healthy right

>>36519561
stop posting this nigger loving cunt

>>36519399
No. I know that someone in the thread did though.

>>36519562
>1. You have your own set of keys right?
Yeah but that doesn't stop me coming home at 4am, they reckon I'd be noisy but they've never give the opportunity to show them I wouldn't
>2. The point is you'd spend the night at her place shagging
Bit of a gamble if it doesn't turn out that way lad, means I'd have no where to sleep

>>36519575
Show three examples he loves niggers, Rasheed.

>>36519565
why did you do that
LOL NOT ORIGINAL XDDDDDDDD

>>36519569
I know I'm just too lazy to make food. I'm so disgusting.

>>36519552
hard to describe. felt like everything was predetermined. had a bunch of them. first time it happened, i thought i was dead.

>>36519575
>divide and conquer
Nice try

>>36519586
>Bit of a gamble if it doesn't turn out that way lad, means I'd have no where to sleep

So sleep in McDonalds, or get home and kip in your car in the driveway. I've done that before when I lost my keys

Hi lads. I have the means and capacity to work in top government positions except I am mentally ill. I don't want the government to bar me from getting a good job just cause I'm asking for treatment. What do? I'm in Southampton. And no I'm not fucking polish.

>>36519486
Knocked one out, had a cheeky tug, a hand shandy, choked the chicken, poured some milk, spilt some man-grave, wrestled with the one-eyed snake

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>miserable
>mum calls me
>tfw trying not to sound like I want to top myself while talking to her

>>36519623

>I am mentally ill

Sounds like government material to me

What are you drinkin/smokin/poppin tonight?

Mondays are my evenings 'off' from life, so I'm on the old canjabis.

>>36519640
>top myself
wot

>>36519543
Top government positions like what? Chancellor of the Exchequer?

>>36519678
Fuck off, you yank bastard

>>36519618
If only I had a car lad, McDonalds is probably my only choice but I can't actually sleep or they kick me out. I have to stay up until 6-7am and then go home then I have work tomorrow so I'd be going on no sleep. I move to student accomodation in September so I just have to bare this problem for a few more months.

>>36519623
Are you a jew, you animal?

>>36519689
Ah, so you're a child

Sorry, I'll ignore you from now on. My mistake

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>>36519699
I'm 21 lad

>>36519678
get drunk until you black out
so-called because you're continuously topping up your drink

>>36519706
you are a child then

>>36519672
since its not raining (has been since Friday) in gonna go out on my kayak and bring my weed with me

its been my favorite part of the day lately

>>36519428
I honestly wouldn't know where to start. I guess there was the one building I worked at in London which has been there for hundreds of years, and I used to dread patrolling through the library in its east wing because I'd constantly hear footsteps behind me and hear someone breathing in my ear. I also used to hear a door slam at least once a night, and these were huge old wooden doors that couldn't be budged by a bit of a draught. Proper spooks working there.

>>36519408
Football. Got speaking to some lads about a dodgy penalty decision and had some beers.

Almost made friends

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>>36519640
>mfw I cried in front of mum but managed to play it off as doing a really big yawn

>>36519244
you're going to have good and bad places wherever you go. and people may not agree on the same thing. I don't mind where I live but there's people here that hate it, until you experience a place for yourself you'll never be able to get a true representation of it. I had a brilliant time living in Holland for a bit

>>36519740
So basically your schizophrenic?

>>36519763
My schizophrenic?

>>36519687
thats the second time i have been called a yank in one thread
i am going to uninstall 4chan on my cell phone if you faggots keep this elitest shit up

>>36519763
my schizo what lad?

>tfw you've become 'one of those people' who comments on news articles on fb and argues with strangers in the comments

i once seen a demon, i squared up to him and asked him for a scrap

So when are we having that meetup then lads

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>>36519793
>mfw I've turned into that one guy who makes shitty puns and jokes all the time

>>36519773
Yes yours, you simpleton

>>36519802
Based. Tell him we voted Brexit and visas made in hell are not valid.

>>36519828
I just left a comment on video of French people rioting saying 'this wont help for god's sake!' I've become an old woman.

>tfw you've become one of those people that comments on porn vids

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>>36519401
I quite like guro

Any other lads remember that mad lad who ripped off a youtube channel, pretended his house was haunted and blew it when we took it to /x/ and he oversold his lie?

Still howling about that tbqh.

>>36519809
when Britain gains another empire

HELP

My sister keeps threatening me about my gender dysphoria

She keeps publicly threatening to "reveal my secrets" etc unless I start therapy soon

>>36519856
desu mate youve said what you like and its just scratches and stuff mostly, thats pretty tame

>>36519680

Irrelevant. Thanks for responding. Just don't want those bloody bureaucrats getting that I'm mentally ill. Surely there's a clinician who just gets cash and that's all? Give them a fake name, address whatever.

>>36519870
fuck off poley

original

>>36519870
You are a man and always will be.

>>36519672
Chilled Fanta fruit twist

>>36519870
You wal around in dresses, what the fuck can she blackmail you with

>>36519837
I don't think you finished your sentence, lad. You said something about my schizophrenic but didn't elaborate on what my schizophrenic was involved in.

You're a bit of a queer one lad, I don't even have a schizophrenic of my own. Not sure what the use would be in having one.

>>36519672
3 cans of carlsberg

>>36519878
I know. I wish I had a bit more edge.

>>36519839
>Tell him we voted Brexit and visas made in hell are not valid.

that is a shout lad

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>>36519870
Really, mate

>>36519906
id avoid going down going deep down the rabbit hole, especially with the one thing you mentioned you kind of liked but i havent mentioned here

>>36519885
Well it's not really a top government position unless you're in the cabinet.

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>tfw gay people

>>36519896
I don't have the guts to walk around at home in girl clothes but I might just outright admit I have gender issues and say I'm dealing with it

>>36519922
Yes, really

I mentioned admitting this to her months ago

Where did Marko go?

>>36519934
>Notices your post

OwO what's this?

>>36519860
Kek yeah that was a good night. He fucked up with the maggot part though.

>>36519937
Well in this case just admit to it. Guilt and secrets only way people like you down

>>36519937
>I don't have the guts to walk around at home in girl clothes

You're a shit tranny

Reckon you're just a gay guy after all

/britfeel/

What is your second and third board of choice?

>/x/
>/mu/

>>36519966
/ck/ and /mu/, I like to listen to music while I cook

>>36519966
>/v/
>/trash/

>>36519966
/v/
/pol/

>>36519966
/tg/ is actually my home board, followed by /k/ and, rarely, /a/.

The only reason I ever come on /r9k/ is britfeel.

>>36519966

/pol/
/diy/

>>36519966

/sp/ and /vg/