>pooped my pants in public again

>IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>OH MY GOD

>>36515922
Tell me what it's like. How did you feel about it? How did people around you react?

>>36516100
Seconded
Did anyone notice? Did anyone ask? How bad was it? How do you feel about the fact you can't accomplish simple things like not shitting yourself while a toddler can?

>tfw farted out some weird mucus

>>36515922
Are you American by chance?

>>36515922
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>>36516100
>Tell me what it's like
it was horrible I wanted to die.

>How did people around you react?
They were disgusted and smelled it really bad.
Everybody was talking about it.

>>36517223
>Everybody was talking about it.
What kinds of things were they saying?

>>36517264
>What kinds of things were they saying?

That i should kill myself

>>36517264
>What kinds of things were they saying?
"what's that smell?"
"oh god that's disgusting"
"It's coming from that weird looking guy over there"

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wow, really good thread

>>36517385
>no ice cream and custard in the cake
shit cake/10

LOL POOP POOPS

>>36518374
uh oh spaghetios lel

>>36517125
*BBLLLOOORRRRRPPP*

>>36517183
I'm actually British lol