I need both the love of god and a woman

You can have my steaming pile of shit and eat it.

>>36515150
Why not follow a matriarchal religion and knock out both of em together?

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>>36516392
>You can have my steaming pile of shit and eat it.
and my axe.

The love of God is better than the love of a woman. It's likely if you don't have the love of a woman you haven't got the love of God either. They tell me God loves everyone but I read a good bit of my bible and that sure aint true.

I like this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz-8CSa9xj8

>>36516516
Smeagel is literally our guy

>>36516583
Nobody likes lord of the rings. Normies only know about it because part of it is required reading.

>>36515150
I hnestly beleive that you aint getting those things by lurking here on arcanine