>go to brothel (legal in my country) >pay 300 dollars for

>he actually fell for the brothel meme


I'm lmaoing at your life.

I'm assuming you're a fellow Australian? A friend of mine went to a brothel one time and he said the chick started crying and complaining about her life story to him.

I think it's a tactic they use, so they don't have to actually have sex with you, you pay the people at the front desk first, and then you get to see the chick, then the chick tries to meme you into feeling sorry for her to avoid fucking you, hoping you'll not complain and not ask for your money back.

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Speaking of prostitutes should I call this one? She posted her ad 5 hours ago though

>>36510478
$300 for a hooker???
It's not legal where I am but I can get a okay looking one for $80 for an hour.

>when she starts crying and that just makes your penis harder and as you are about to cum you tell her she made awful life choices and will never be pure and good again

>>36511229
hot

onion rings

>>36510568
I can get a not-standing-on-the-street-street quality hooker here for 50 usd for an hour, she waits for you at an apartment, you both take a shower, they are young nice girls, so definitely not bottom of the barrel in their 40s moms shit

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>>36510478
Did somebody say a body massage?

>>36511929
Where you live tho