FEMBOT FRIENDS

And what would you like to talk about, new friend?

Hi. I'm a fembot(male). I'm straight btw. Hi ;).

>tfw no fembot to smoke weed, listen to good music, and watch old anime vhs and sam hyde videos with

why
fucking
live

>>36509657
I can be if you're an ok person hello

>>36509684
>>36509697
i have to go back to uni tomorrow, and it fucking sucks

>>36509696
jesus christ you need help
you're looking for MtF trans

>>36509715
Oh no rip good luck friend. Whats your major?

>>36509731
fuck

tell me there is a real girl (female) out there like that
at least somewhere in the world

>>36509749
systems engineering
it sounds cool but no one seems to think so

>>36509657
Silly OP, fembots don't exist.

>>36509777
Hm does sound cool. Whats it about? Only way ive heard of "systems" is in systems biology lol so my definition is probably way different

>>36509696
Fucking kek this guy is exactly right
>>36509731

Sounds like a trap.

>>36509814
it's about managing systems like networks, logistics, and general programs
it combines material from a lot of other engineering fields

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Do what I do and date a trans guy
>Super chill
>Likes weed Vidya and sex
>Pretty much all the awesomeness of being best friends with a guy
>Has a pussy you can fuck

>>36509769
nobody knows or cares who sam fucking whoever is fuck off

>>36509855
4chan LIFE STORY =

"I'm so trash and I can't get anything in life. Must downgrade!" (Not that I could've gotten anything of worth anyway)

>>36509692
you don't need the (male)
you're a real girl to me
stay positive fembot

>>36509866
i dont want you desu

you sound like the kind of girl who doesn't wash

>>36509845
Hm I've never heard of that so that is actually really cool. Sounds like something that'd guarantee you a job since I'm guessing not many engineers will have this major?

>>36509866
I will track down your IP and rape you until you bleed.

>>36509915
it's basically just a glorified computer science major, but it's not common at all
do you go to uni? if so, what's your major?

>>36509928
i'm not into anal you fucking faggot. fuck off to LGBT you STD infested anus pounding shitbag

>>36509880
Upgrade*
It's legit all the great things about dating a guy + a vagina and tits

>>36509937
That's awesome then :-) yes I do, I'm majoring in biochemistry

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Yeah girls make better friends. My guys like hate shopping and going to the mall just to walk around

>>36509769
I exist but I had a kid so....
Sorry

>>36509657
I learnt the hard way not to trust robots

>>36510084
Trust? What did you give them that gave them the ability to break it?

>>36510222
Contact, selfies, nudes.

>>36509696

PICK ME OMGOMGOMG PICK MEEEEE IM IN NY

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>>36509928

wow, what a romantic guy. why aren't there more like you, senpai?

>>36510084

as if you trust anything but the taste of dick and money, slut

> i learned the hard way to not trust you creeps!
> now accepting orbiter applications. i only got 50 likes on my new profile picture, ugh i'm so alone

In my experience friendships with fembots are horrible since you have to put in 80% of the effort and always write them first.

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>>36509696
I've never smoked weed or anything for that matter but I'd like to try. How old are you and are you in Cali?
>>36509657
Hey, whats up. No perving though dude

>>36510651
Im from cali too, Im willing to chat with you femanon. You got skype/discord or an email to chat?