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Wakey wakey eggs and baccy, actually.

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good morning anon

I've got to do some acting for my friend's media project and I'm playing a character called Mark. I can't stop thinking about the room movie and keep laughing

lost all desire to do anything
I think it's from the withdrawal
nothing but stressful things in my immediate future
killing myself is certainly on the cards

Early morning telly is shite lads. Wouldn't recommend.

watched star was vii yesterday

would watch again

finally fixed the syncing issues in OBS but now I don't feel like recording anything
sods law innit

How do I take a chad enough picture for dating sites lads?

it wasn't supposed to rain until 10
can the BBC get nothing right?!

>>36510329
What are you withdrawing from anon?

>>36510793
valium
nowhere near as bad as last time, totally manageable, but I'd prefer it to not be happeninig

dunno why but I'm seeing everything in HD
everything looks crystal clear, like my eyes have been upgraded
it's very odd

>>36510821
Oh man benzo withdraw is a bitch. Been there mate just got to grip your teeth and tough it out. I'm currently going sober after a few weeks of weed/drink/heroin.

Getting really sick and tired with how gay this board is

>>36511079
traps arent gay tho

>>36511153

not in this day and age when imagination is involved, the problem anon is those with no imagination see them as the airy fairy little faggets that they really are, you know in reality.

Just made a shit thread on b/ for a laugh and bit of nostalgia lads

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Its a lovely morning in Cyrodiil lads.
After polishing off the Thieves Guild we decided to take a little break and have a look around Chorrol for a bit. There wasnt much rest to be had though, a farmer told us that his farm was being plagued by creatures and asked us to help his sons in the battle with them in his place.
We agreed to help and with the two sons fought against a horde of goblins, barely surviving. Seems like it was worth it though, as a thanks for our efforts the father has given us a sword called Chillrend. It grants our opponent a weakness to frost while doing frost damage also, seems like this will be useful on our journey.

>>36511310
how are the 9 divines today?

>>36511310
Thanks for reminding me how comfy this game was.

>>36511319
Its Sundas, so maybe they are resting. Although with all the talk of Daedra weve been hearing recently perhaps not.

>>36511350
We are all enjoying this comfy adventure together, anon.

>>36511398
Wake up wagies.

>>36511466
I don't wanna wake up :(

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE fucking workmen are setting up a road/pavement block right outside my house so I can't even get out to take doggy for walkies

they didn't even fucking inform me REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>going into poundland with a tenner
feeling like a king

https://youtu.be/4djJULQHnR0TThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eAgUC6cIB4&feature=share

Jumped the gun a bit on this thread lads.
>tfw didn't die in sleep last night
Whos ready for another day of wage slave action.

I must say I'm very much looking forward to another week of working for minimum wage whilst attempting to keep the suicidal thoughts at bay. Top notch. 10/10 life I have right here

>>36511605
Very relateable feel. My favorite part is seeing myself in the bathroom mirror and imagining what it would look like if I blew my brain out right then and there.

just laid here staring at the ceiling

>>36511605
Maybe if you work extra hard and help Mr.Noseberg buy a new boat, he will let you have a day off.

Dentist today
3 fillings

Died in my sleep lads, ama

>>36511955
I always find that the drilling and stuff isn't the uncomfortable part, it's the dentist and their nurse leaning on your face while they do it.

>>36511955
>tfw have never needed anything done to my teeth ever

get mad toothlets

Starving t b h

Dad picked the 3-5 delivery slot for shopping and i dont know why.

>>36511969
It's the waiting in the waiting room with my mum that does it for me. I don't drive so she has to drive me and I always tell her to go do shopping or something but she never does

>>36511310
>I've got this really good sword, I'd better keep it to reward someone who helps keep my sons alive while battling goblins INSTEAD OF USING THE FUCKING SWORD TO KILL THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE

>>36511969
what kind of dentist leans on your face what the fug

At least the Boss is off Mon-Tues this week so two full days of shitposting without distraction.

>>36511956
Lucky twat. How'd you do it?

>>36511955
Every time I go I'm expecting them to do some but they never did. I did get 2 crowns years ago though.

I managed to book a same-day eye test at boots. Brilliant.

>>36511997
How else is he gonna get all up in yo mouth?
Also hate when he tells you to close your eyes and suck the anaesthetic out of the tube.

was meant to be going back to college today but i feel so shit im gonna stay home, my attendance is about 60% now

>>36512042
>paying thousands for a service and not using it

Time to learn an entire module in two days.

Why the fuck do I always do this lads

>wake up at 7am for once because i went to bed early yesterday
>fucking bin lorry outside my window making a shit ton of noise and wont fucking go away
>lying in bed trying to enjoy restful sleeps and all i can hear is whiiiiiiiirrrr beep beep beep beep grrrrrhwrrrrrrrrrrrrr
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Guys.

It's always better to stay with someone you love and take a chance rather than chicken out and wonder what if?

>>36512052
YANK GTFO FUCK OFF YANK

>tfw screwed over flatmates i disliked and checked out without anyone noticing


That's what you get for making me feel socially awkward and going to the kitchen the same time as me and annoying me with your prescence >:)

>>36512042
Same lad except my attendance is at 50. I'm just getting a full time job in a factory instead.

>>36512068
Unless there's anything else in between yes

Are you in that "go after your dreams or stay with your girl" situation?

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Weve gotten ourselves into a right mess here lads.
We heard that a man had went missing while staying in Bravil, and after talking to his wife discovered that he had quite a bit of gambling debt. We then met with the orc he owed the money to and asked for his whereabouts, he said he would tell us if we did him a favor.
He asked us to retrieve an axe from an old fort on an island, and we got into a boat he provided for us and set sail. After getting into the fort the gate locked itself behind us, and we found the missing man there.
He told us that we had both been tricked, the orc makes money by providing hunters live humans to hunt, no questions asked. Our only chance at escape is to battle our way through the ruins, lets see if we can use our thieving skills to turn the hunters into the hunted.

Just made a bacon, egg and cheese roll. NEET cuisine.

>https://youtu.be/NJjiAy3mtbE

need to go see the GP this week, how do you think "yeah I hear the voice but it's my only friend so I'm keeping it" go down lads?

>>36512140
Yes

But I fear ending up successful but alone like bojack

Going to have another attempt at a wank, lads. Wish me luck.

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I don't wanna go to work!

>>36512189
Look man, if by success you mean a career that you believe will make you the happiest then I'd go for it

If by success you mean a career which provides you with a lot of cash then don't.

Go after what makes you the happiest, a career that makes you happy is much more estable than a girl IMO.

By the way, wondering "what if?" will happen regardless of the decision you make, this is not a moral decision so just be sincere with yourself and with your girl and try to not second guess yourself about whatever you decide to do

>>36512092
>that's what you get for me being an autistic billy no-mates

an erudite normie from uni has picked me to help him set up a business about refining some aspects of concrete production. hes certain itll make us millionaires, personally i think thats daft and just want to fuck about with some chemicals in a garage.

but you never know, if anyones going to make it hes the type that does

It's raining. Comfy.

>>36512310
Can you wish it will go away for about twenty mins, i gotta walk to work in this.

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Reminder that last general election proved via UKIP's failure that FTPT means anything but a vote for Conservative or Labour is throwing your vote away.
Reminder that Nu-Labour is no longer actual Labour and a vote for them is a vote for open border policies equal to or possibly worse than Sweden's.
Reminder that a vote for Labour is a vote not for the party itself but for Corbyn himself as he is a man who ignores even what his own party wants, let alone his consituents.

Do not be a cuck. Use your vote wisely

>>36512297
Left them all my dishes I kept in my room (so they can't complain about it in the kitchen)

And left without cleaning anything in the public areas and left it to them.

Felt so good to block them on fb and leave the group chat

>>36512344
Is that your idea of screwing them over?
Not cleaning the place?

unironically made a plate of tendies.

>>36512310
Lucky. I've got to wait until 5pm. Just want a rain walk desu

>>36512335
People here vote whoever will give them bennies. These are the niggers of the white race.

>>36512344
Sounds like you're just a cunt to be honest

>>36512383
I find it offensive I I go to cook my dinner and someone else follows me out of their room and annoys me with their presence

>>36512369
Yes. The annoying girl specifically asked me so I made sure to not do it

I sneakily escaped when everyone was out so they couldent confront me as I left

I got a better job but haven't got around to quitting the old one. Aparently doing it via email or text is poor form. Never quit a place before.

>>36512344
So your problem with them was that they told you off for not cleaning up after yourself, you left with a big mess?
Mate you're the one that will have the cleaning bill taken out of your deposit.
Someone tried to do that at my student flat and since the rest of the household went to the landlord with photos, and told them it was him, he was the only one to get billed. The funny thing was we left some of our own mess on top of it to fuck him over even more.

>>36512406
>someone wants to be your friend
>instead you choose to move out

You're gonna lose your deposit too I hope you realise.

IT'S REALLY HARD TO WANK WITH MY NEIGHBOURS FUCKING DOGS BARKING.

>>36512406
>I find it offensive I I go to cook my dinner and someone else follows me out of their room and annoys me with their presence
you sound like a paki desu lad

>>36512052
american detected - i pay nothing, college is free till you're 20 m8

>>36512428
Nah. I already have them reported on record as drunken bums who lost a chair from the kitchen

It's halls. So theirs no landlord.

>>36512435
No deposit it's halls. My individual room is spotless and their records are bad.

Also they are creepy freaks. They just stand there in the kitchen silent. I consider it an achievement when I outsmart them and get back to room with my food before they come out

And literally put my middle finger to the door as I hear them in the corridor

>>36512100
that's good mate, i was thinking about dropping out and getting a job but i figured i only have a month and ahalf left so may as well stick it out for a bit longer

It was really funny seeing the annoying bitch girl have to go to work like a wagey

While I get to lie in and go to classes leisurely hahaha

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I didn't overeat yesterday but I still vomited a lot, I consider it to be a success~

Also post your waifus lads!

>>36512475
>I consider it an achievement when I outsmart them and get back to room with my food before they come out
>And literally put my middle finger to the door as I hear them in the corridor
are you joking here or what, this sounds too fedora to be serious

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>>36512496
Are you bulimic or just sick?

>>36509585

Called my Mum a fucking nigger for mocking me this morning lads.

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>>36512496
>Asked to post waifu
>Post husbando instead
Pretty devilish, I know

mam 2bh lads

>>36512548
Kek. It's such a great insult for white people, they never know how to react.

>>36512547
I have been diagnosed with anorexia nervosa with bulimic tendencies~

>>36512554
>Posting Kaiji

I'll allow it anon because of your good taste~

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>>36512580
I don't know how old you are Tilde but I was the same way in my late teens and my throat is permanently damaged. If I ever vomit now there's always blood. If it's possible you should try to cut down. It will make things difficult for you later.

>have to start getting ready for work in 40 minutes

Just end it all lads.

>>36512517
Well last time I was In another uni I was so socially crippled by these overly social flatmates who used the kitchen as a party place and social hub meant I had to put my head to the door to hear if anyone was in and I was left not eating for 4 days and passing out once

>>36512635
I understand being antisocial as I am too but pleasantries like greeting you in the kitchen is not a bad thing, it's better to be on good terms with them so if they do something legitimately bad like not cleaning up after themselves you can talk to them about it without them getting defensive or pissy

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>>36512554
What's theat from do you know? Akagi?

Anyone got a good Anime to recommend? I just finished "welcome to NHK" which I loved. I've seen a lot of stuff like Samurai Champloo and most of the common ones.

6 hours of college left lads. i'm finishing soon so i'm supposed to be looking for jobs but i'm probably just going to spend the whole day on 4chan and listening to music.

>>36512659
They drink so they are automatically more degenerate

I did try to feign friendliness but that's too much effort

im just a poor boy, from nottingham
i had my dreams, but in this world they're gone they're gone
oh im so lonesome on my one

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>>36512496
Haven't posted waifu in a while but I'm in the mood.

>>36512571
Not him but used to do it a lot in High School/Sixth Form. Was always good fun. Had a black mate that used to let me call him it aswell which was fun.

>>36512676
It's Kaiji. I also watched Akagi first and much preferred Kaiji (obviously). Thoroughly recommend. It's a pretty jaded tale, but one that I wish I could watch cold all over again.

As far as comparison to NHK, you could try WataMote or for something a little bit more niche (and you must give it 2-3 episodes in order to get it) try Kuuchuu Buranko/ Trapeze. It's about different types of mental illness and each episode is a self-contained story about a sufferer of various conditions.

>>36512689
You sound like a stupid retard unable to engineer the best possible outcome for yourself

To be truly antisocial and reclusive you have to be able to know how to manipulate people not just be an impulsive retard.
Negative attention is still attention and will create more forced interractions in the longrun, and negative interractions are far worse than positive ones.

Anyone hear other people's voices in their head? I left the pub a few days ago without saying goodbye to someone who had talked to me, I just excused myself to the toilet (I didnt need to go) then came out and left...

I heard him in my head calling me an arsehole etc after on my walk home. It always happens when I've been in public..

>at work
>upset tummy
>been on the toilet since 10
>finally feel like iv finished
>start wiping my bum
>start shitting everywhere again

fuck sake

how does it feel to have a girl sit on your shoulders?

Hey Thanks perfect reply! I tried a few eps of Akagi and I think I'll try Kaiji insteaad. I'll also try those other niche ones, thanks alot :3

>>36512744

Not normal that m8. Time to see your GP and get referred to a psychiatrist for assessment for psychosis/schizophrenia.

>>36512715
I'll never see them again
Next year I'll have a private flat all to myself

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Those hunters werent messing around lads.
Mithril and Orcish armor, Elven weapons they had it all. We still managed to best them though, and killed the orc who trapped us there. The man we were trying to save didnt make it though, and we had to give his wife the bad news.
She thanked us for doing our best and gave us a book which increased our speechcraft skill. We sold off almost all that we salvaged from the dead and kept the best of it, now we have a new bow, nice arrows and enchanted armor and are going to try our hand at the Arena.
This is their pet porker.

>>36512751
Aww I'm sorry you have dicky tummy Anon. That seems horrendous. Are you getting sick or did you drink too much coffee and not a decent breakfast or something?

>>36512776
>>36512744
That is normal.

What isn't normal is hearing voices in the environment, which aren't there.

Just woke up from a dream about a britfeeler ffs

It was Len

He was sleeping in my bed. I was in another one. Some older dude comes over, gets in, starts spooning him and then lewd starts happening

Insane jealousy kicks in so I go over there, tell the older dude how fucking dare he fuck in my bed, and then I start battering the older guy with a rolling pin

Never even spoke to him before, and I'm sure the person I pictured looks nothing like him

If I start dreaming about paki trannies, I'm gonna have to seriously think about my time spent here.

>>36512799
fuck off larptard

>>36512772
No problem m8 have fun, jelly desu

>>36512799
That's the third person I think who has dreamed of Len.
Maybe the canals are a false flag. Maybe he kills people in their dreams like Freddy Krueger

>>36512795
im not too sure lad, i ate dinner late last night and woke up late so didnt have time for brekki. had one cuppa at work when i first got here but i doubt that could have punished me

>>36512715
are you aware you sound like a sociopath?

Almost got into a fight in Greggs today
>waiting in line this morning
>want some of their delish sausage rolls for breakfast
>they're on offer, 4 for 3 quid, bargain
>decide to grab what's left and get 8
>a chavvy voice from behind me "save some for the rest of us mate"
>he doesn't stop there, he comes to the counter to look
>"fuckin hell are you serious? don't be a selfish prick"
>apologise and, somewhat smugly, say "the early bird gets the sausage"
>he doesn't take kindly to this, proceeds to hurl insults at me including "fat cunt" and announces to everyone in the store that I've got my rolls than a baker to which they all laugh at
>try ignoring him, cashier asks if I'm sure with everyone staring
>can barely stutter at this point so I just nod
>head down as I walk out, school lads at the door don't move for me even after I ask so I have to push my way through
>they resist so I start getting angry and walking straight into them
>they push me to the side and I trip over as I come out, almost dropping my sausage rolls

But now that's all said and done I can enjoy them twice as much knowing I deprived those scum of them.

>>36512843
it must be what you ate yesterday not containing enough fiber or protein unless you're a little ill

>2 hrs of work complete
>6 hours 10 minutes left
Does not look good when you put it like that. I haven't even done any work and already want to die.

>>36512936
It isn't half grim in the north

>>36512936
are you seriously that petty and selfish?

>>36510645
Make sure the tip of your bottom teeth are lined up with the tip of the top teeth for a start.

>tfw want to start drinking but dont want my parents to go mental at me for it

im not doing anything today i dont see the problem

I'm gonna slap you if I see you op. Stop making a new thread before ending the old one

been playing Xenoblade chronices 3ds for like 4 hours now and i still dont know what im doing.

>>36513092

>drinking before 8pm at night

get a grip

>>36513071
>that petty and selfish
You mean not at all?

>>36513115
Me neither! Get the Wii version.

>>36513118
>he says posting on an estonian candlestick making forum for rejects

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>>36513115
>2017
>still playing games
Foolish

>>36513092
I get that feel. Can't wait to move out.

>>36513135

I'll have you know I am a very popular person with lots of street cred.

>>36512936
If you are fat you probably deserve to be mocked. Fat people are disgusting.

>>36512936
Haha fatty bum bum.

Im thinking about joining the Navy lads

Iv got fuck all prospects in life so this could be my only way to actually do something and be proud of myself

What do you think?

>not even noon
>already eaten a bowl of cookie crisp and a babybel
oink oink piggu

>>36513237
I was thinking of joining to, its either that or stack shelves at asda

anyone playing on Zeth'Kur alliance?

> trying to book course at uni
> website is so slow it's taking 20 minutes to load a page
> keeps saying "session time out" when I get to payment

WELL IF YOUR WEBSITE WASN'T SHIT AT LOADING IT WOULDN'T TIME OUT WOULD IT?

>>36513262
Maybe we'll meet on the high seas, friend
I will need to get in shape though, my fitness level is shocking at the moment

>>36513237
Can't say it's for me but If you think you want to I don't see why not. Whats the worst that could happen.

>>36513237
>getting bullied by normies on the high seas for months at a time

Have fun mr robot

>>36513271
i'm in decent shape but i have no motivation, confidence or self esteem...

>>36512936
You're a fat selfish prick m8

>>36513284
Could get shot, or your ship blows up

>>36513333
Sweet release of death.

It's a win win situation, boys.

>>36513284
I've heard the psychological effects are pretty harsh because of the "metal coffin" mentality.
Waking up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat because you were dreaming the ship was sinking, and those dreams recur even after you leave. No thanks.

Greggs rolls are always 4 for 2.80 in the packets.

It's not a special offer.

>>36513333
Doesn't seem that bad. Can't say it's how I'd like to go but a lot of people here are quite nationalistic so I can imagine thats an ok way to go if you're into that. Nice quads though

>>36513345
Never heard of that before. Suppose that could be a bit shit.

>>36513365
Seeing that there's a queue and taking all the sausage rolls is something Hitler would do

>>36513365
I remember when a sausage roll was 50p

Brexit britain

https://youtu.be/K8zOlpPUDCg

To join the navy you need to do a ship sinking simulation where you're in a room filling with water and you have to dive under and plug holes. Also it's in the dark.

Enjoy

had a dream last night that the norks somehow nuked every western country within range, so america, australia, etc. but not europe. I remember watching a live stream of some americans broadcasting their deaths as their city was being nuked.

about half of the dream was everyone coming to terms with the new nuclear poisoned world where there's really just europeans, africans, arabs, indians and chinks left, and everyone's trying to find their status in the new balance of power.

>>36513469
europe would be drowned by a sea of immigrants

>>36513469
>no yanks

What a wonderful dream

>>36513500
well I woke up before any of that happened

>>36513464
Considering just how many people are actually in the navy, it seems pretty doable

>>36513464
I like swimming

Downloading like 20 javs atm.

Always end up deleting more than half because gooks photoshop the shit out of the covers.

Need a new series to watch, can be cartoon/anime as well as live action.

DAE think theyre a compassionate person? Unlike a lot of posters here..

>>36513527
Why do people like jav? Everyone is the same some censored crap where the guy has a tiny dick, barely pushes it in and she's crying her eyes out.

>>36513581
any "professional" porn is shit. i only watch amateur

testing to see if all my posts are flagged as spam

>>36513570
>>>/reddit/

original, very

>>36513581
Never understood peoples obsession with jav censorshop. I have no interest in the dick in vagina part of porn. It's not sexy to look at some 10 inch monster slamming some roasted out batter vagina.

You just look at the general motion and the swaying of the bodies and stuff. JAV is just the only place where you can get Jap girls and also theres usually alot more costume involved and theres no "AAHH YEAH FUCK GIVE ME THAT BIG BLACK COCK AAHH YEAH FUCK MMM GONNA CUM ON ME BABY AHHH FUCK YEAH MAKE ME CUM YEAH"

>>36513563
You seen Mr Robot? if not give that a try.

>>36513599
not true at all

Orig

I've always wanted to trying smoking but never actually done it, so today I'm going to. A few questions to the seasoned smokers

1. Any particular brand I should buy, I know how to roll one, so should I get tobacco and papers instead?

2. How to you smoke?

>>36513715
>getting into smoking just as it's getting unfashionable

Cool kids vape

>>36513715
Why the fuck would you want to smoke? It's expensive, it's bad for you, and it's only really pleasurable when you're either drunk or really desperate for one

>>36513715
I did it once whilst on acid
was overall enjoyable, but I had to immediately take a shower and wash my hair

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>>36512496
>3 hours into the work week and already want to give up

I'm so tired lads

>>36513715

Ex-smoker here. Don't be a fucking idiot kid.

But if you must:

Don't buy rolling tobacco unless you're skilled. It'll make your first few times not pleasurable and you'll ash all over yourself.

Get yourself a pack of lambert and butler. They're middle tier and quite strong. They'll introduce you to what smoking is all about.

Idiot.

>>36513841
what's your job shit head?

I'm bored of playing video games lads. I'm a 26 year old NEET whose been on the dole for a year. At first I thought all this free time would be awesome, I could play all the games I wanted until I found a job. Now even starting up a new game feels like a chore.

>Make a post saying "I wanna try weed, where do I start"
Loads of support and advice

>Make a post saying I wanna smoke cigarettes
"What are you doing" "Don't be an idiot"

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Nervous about going the subway lads. Haven't left the house much in weeks. When I get like this I find going outside and being amongst random people extremely overstimulating. Almost causes a panic attack.

Anyway I'm going to get:

A footlong meatball marinara on hearty italian bread with peppers, gherkins, onions and lettuce.

Sugar Doughnut.

Rainbow Cookie.

Pack of quavers.

Bottle of citrus oasis.

>Wish me luck. I'll report back.

>>36513715
If you want to smoke to actually enjoy tobacco, don't smoke cigarettes. Nobody smokes cigarettes for the pleasure, they're just sucking down their nicotine fix. Get cigars or a pipe instead.

>>36513922

>Subway

Are you taking your NEET blanket with you?

>>36513916
Weed heads are more in denial

>>36513922
Subway is a load of dogwank lad, never had such disappointing, cheap tasting sandwiches in my life

>>36509585
>wakey wakey eggs and bacey

I dropped my eggs on the floor this morning

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>>36513967

Shouldn't have been so clumsy

This plate is your fate

>>36513938
>>36513965

Don't be rude anons. It's very close to my house which is the main reason. I'd much prefer something more nutritious but agoraphobia init.

>>36513581
You're watching the wrong JAVs, or more likely you've never watched any because your opinion is extremely cliched and out of date.

Why does bog roll cost so much nowadays? I used to get a big 9-pack of decent rolls from bodycare for a quid, now I can barely get a pack of 4 from tesco for that price.

>>36513980

Just go to a supermarket with self-service. You can probably get two Tesco sub sandwiches for the same price as a Subway, and it'll be more filling. Get two different fillings too. Plus a big drink and cheap tesco white chocolate.

>>36514007
Maybe you should stop tossing off so much then m8

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After a few fights in the Arena we decided to have a work with our team members, who didnt have a lot to say. Except the Grand Champion, a half orc who had a task for us.
He claimed to be from noble lineage, but was disowned and asked us to get proof of this. We searched through a ruined fort and discovered that he is actually the son of a vampire, he seemed very depressed when we told him.
We decided to take some time off after that and went for a hike through the mountains. We found some religious types worshiping a statue and gave it an offering so their god, Azura, would speak to us.
She asked us to kill some of her followers who had become vampires, the task seems noble enough so we are on our way to do that.
All this contact with vampires is worrying though, dont want to catch the disease ourselves.

>>36514031
Tesco sandwiches are nowhere near as good as Subway

Subway isn't good either but Tesco sandwiches are almost inedible. Cheaper and more filling isn't necessarily better. That's a pleb attitude.

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>>36513581

Shiina Sora, AIKA and Asahi Mizuno are all SSS-tier.

Jav's also do a lot of that rapey aggressive female vs submissive male, which doesn't really exist in western stuff.

>>36514058
Look after that half-orc, he's a good lad

>>36514034

Anon BTFO

>>36514007
I get 36 rolls for a fiver in poundland.

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>>36514062

I always get Tesco or Sainsbury sub rolls when they get put into the discount section. I got super lucky last time and found a bunch of them going for about 40p each when they usually cost over 2 quid.

Subway are just overpriced.

we really need 2 /britfeel/ threads ?

>>36514034

My shits normally use 1 or 2 rolls before I'm satisfied it's all clean.

I'm not fat or anything I just use handwash a triple folded wad inbetween dry wipes. How people only wipe dry is beyond me.

I wish those bidet things were a common thing over here.

>>36514122

People don't have the ability to search the catalog, they really are that retarded

>tfw feeling buzzed off half a beer

who /lightweight/ here?

>>36514173
I am, that's why I try to drink as much as possible

>>36514134
Hold on, you use an *entire* roll for one shit? What the fuck is wrong with you lad

>tfw messing up my life again
Every bloody time

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>>36514207

Do you only wipe with dry paper? You've still got shit left over if you do, unless it was one of those super easy solid ones that don't leave a trace.

I use wet wipes or handwash inbetween every couple of dry paper wipes until absolutely nothing is left. One roll is the worst case scenario if it's a messy one though.

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>Bump into old friend
>They ask what you're doing now
>mfw zero accomplishments in life

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/ukip-candidate-says-hormones-go-10278558

what did she mean by this?

>>36514279
>UKIP supporting women are coal burners

No surprise here

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>>36514279
>women in politics

>>36514293
My girlfriend has dated black guys before, why is that a problem?

>>36514279
I don't think BNP candidates made this many gaffes.

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>>36514339
It's not a problem at all, anon.

>>36514339

Is she black herself?

>get scared because my hair looks receding
>find pictures from 9 years ago
>exactly the same

How did I not realise I had the hairline of a 40 year old man at age 18

>>36514344
No go on you smug cunt, what are you saying?

>>36514350
No she's white/persian

>>36514357
>white/persian
So not white then?

>>36514350
And why does that matter?

>>36514360
White, caucasian, Persian background. Blue eyes and black hair.

>>36514369
>And why does that matter?

It'd certainly be more acceptable.

Should I opt out of Summary Care Records, anons?

I assume if there's an option to opt out it must be the right choice

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What anime have you lads been watching? I'm really liking Konosuba rn.

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>>36514357
Nothing anon, as long as you're both happy and satisfied with each other that's all that matters

Of course there's no way of knowing how she feels about you, but try not to think about that.

>tfw you find a qt girl on clips4sale but you can't find a re upload of any of her vids. i'm temped to actually pay desu

>>36514390
just watched flip flappers, it was dog shit

>>36514353
Same. Think I've had the same hairline since I was 16. Freaked out about back then thinking I was balding but 10 years later I have the same hairline

>>36514398
I've done it myself a few times anon, but be prepared to find the actual videos completely disappointing and overpriced

>>36514384

You shouldn't opt out, it allows pharmacists to see relevant informations about your medical history, so that they can query if a prescription is appropriate for you.

As a small example, your summary care records would indicate that you've had an alergic reaction to penicillin in the past, and your pharmacist would have that flagged up when you bring in a prescription for penicillin.

>>36514279
>84 YEAR OLD WOMEN HAS OLD FASHIONED VIEWS THAT DON'T CONFORM TO MODERN BELIEFS
>MORE SHOCKING NEWS AT 11

>>36514379
That's your opinion and I want to know why.
Firstly, why does race make a difference and secondly why do previous boyfriends make a difference?
She's with me now, that's all that matters.

>>36514396
You are clearly very insecure.

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>>36512496
>need to prepare fora presentation tomorrow
>barely done anything

>Applying to become a wagie
>16 hour a week position
>In interview
>"So are you studying part time"
>No
>"Why do you only want 16 hours then?"

I have a mortgage free house, and only need 16 hours to pay the gas/electric/internet bill, and a few quid for spending money.

How dare you not dedicate every moment of your life to this job!

I ended up saying I liked the flexibility it offered, I do those 16 hours, and then can do extra agency work on the weekends if needs be.

>>36514511
I think I'd rather die than wage away

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>>36514501
>have to give my presentation slides to my tutor in less than 3 hours
>done nothing

>have 4000 words to do by 12 AM
>Only done 500 and I have run out of things to say already

How did I convince myself I had this much to talk about

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>>36514535
>>36514501
>Dropped out of Uni this January
>tfw already miss the crunch of having a goal to work towards

Now instead of worrying about making deadlines I'm worrying about not starving to death

>>36514572
I've dropped out of university once already. Made it three months last time and this time I think I'll make it six months
Hopefully next time I can drop out three months into my second year

>>36514592
I would re-apply but I'd have to re-write a personal statement and also find someone to reference me

And I doubt anybody out there believes in me enough, especially after failing like I did

>>36514511
Fine but don't be surprised if you get repeatedly turned down when you straight up admit from the beginning that you're only working the bare minimum for the cash

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Any more of those qmee tpye websites where I can get 10p in my bank account within an hour or so?

>>36514600
I honestly don't even recall how I got back into university. It's all been a shitty hase that will end with my death

>>36514634
Want to get another diet coke again, lad?

Any gay lads on fancy showing their boipucci?

>>36514644
Grab the clamps lads, looks like we got ourselves a poofdah over here

>TFW you so rarely get dressed you parents ask where you are going everytime you put trousers on.

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>made a start on clearing the small shed
>hoarder dad had a meltdown after I suggested we get rid of the broken lawnmower
>"It can be repaired!"

The thing hasn't been used in over a decade and I doubt you could get parts for it any more, plus we've got 2 other working mowers.

One step forward, two steps beck.

>>36514685
I usually wear my PJ's or indoor comfy clothing too, I had how regular clothing feels on my skin.

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This is THE best instant noodles. Give it a try

>>36514659
He's champin' for a clampin'!

>>36514685
You neet lad?

>>36514689
stab the cunt

>getting my anti psychotic upped to the max dosage
>already struggle staying awake
someone fucking shoot me in the head, please

Am I broken? I can't remember a single time I've ever had a "crush" on someone but people talk about it like its normal all the time.

>>36514689
I'm always down for fixing over buying a new one but if you've got new ones I don't see the point.

fucking eczema is coming back lads

only got so much corticosteroid ointment left and I don't have monies

>>36514704
Ye just reminded me I have a pair of these on top of my wardrobe, cheers anon. Guess I'm not going shopping today.

>>36514724
regular old e-45 should do the trick enough

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>>36514685
>get out of bed
Parents start yelling "WOOOOOEE GOT OURSELVES A RODEO. BUCKLE UP BUCKEROO"

>>36514708
No i had a job like 4 months ago.

>>36514751
So you're neet then

>>36514736
I just get a smug "Good Afternoon"

is it true the police/child services do nothing about fgm?

>>36514643

I do actually, I get paid at midnight, and can get as much as I want then, but feeling a little parched now.

I already signed up to qmee and got enough for another can, but I want to get a 2L bottle, might just settle for a can.

>>36514806
What is fgm?

>>36514806
well it's not whites doing it so of course not

>>36514834
female genital mutilation
>>36514846
thats crazy considering you can lose your child hitting them etc

do you have a movie or tv show you rewatch all the time anons?

i dont really, but i probably have seen dog soldiers the most

>>36514806
Gotta turn a blind eye, don't wanna be raycis against some Somali scraping out a childs labia and clitoris with a scalpel do you....

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>>36514902

Probably Peep show

The book I read over and over and over again is 'My Twisted World'

>>36514902
For me, it's the terminal. Comfy af

Successfully bought a subway lads. Felt like I was going to pass out and felt very dizzy speaking to the 'sandwich artist'. But made it through.

Wasn't very tasty but what did I expect.

What are you lads doing today anyway?

>>36513922

fat cunt. why do you need a doughnut and a cookie?

what are you ladies listening to then?

>>36514902
I re-watch Master and Commander quite a lot

really it's whenever I get myself a bottle of port, they go perfectly together

>>36514902
I don't mind watching Futurama episodes over and over again. Also I usually watch the Big Lebowski at least once a year

>>36514956
I haven't been to subway in over a decade

first and last time I went my friends did the order, and they picked up my sandwich, but I ended up picking up the sandwich that was for the guy next in line thinking it was for me, and so I never went back in case they recognised me as a sandwich thief.

Now I don't think I could go in and know how to order a sandwich, it all seems very convoluted with their silly sandwich assembly system. I'll just stick to Greggs and keep it simple thank you.

>not worked out, eaten, taken creatine or done anything for past 2 days
what's going on lads? I was doing so well...

>>36514967
Radio 6 tbqh

Feeling sick but I have work to do. Feels bad

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Might try to get rid of all my body hair, lads. Do you have and recommendations?

>>36515043
>Do you have and recommendations?
Yeah I do.
Don't

>>36514689

oh its hoarder dad anon.Has he gotten any worse?

see if i won the lotto lads, id open up a call centre and only hire robots
each robot would get their own office and could do whatever they wanted with it. there would also be no targets, no recording equipment, they could get away with literally calling nobody all day. this feeling of getting one over on me and still getting paid for watching anime all day would probably make them slightly happy, which is good

im only a little drunk

>>36515043
Nair your asshole

Leave it on for double the reccomended time, they put it half of what it should be do you use extra for a second go so you buy more

also the burning means it's working

>>36514689
I know how you feel. My grandparents are hoarders. Luckily I'm not living with them like you have to with your dad

>>36515011
when did you realise you had a problem?

originale

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morning lads, might brave it and go to tesco for something. I'm still brushing my teeth, that makes it probably two months of daily brushing (almost) for the first time in years

I hope to do something today... anything. Watch a movie/documentary/play a game. I'm really finding it hard to break out of the cycle of just sitting here doing nothing for 10+ hours a day

>>36514689
I need to start clearing out stuff from our house, we have too much stuff, our garden shed is literally packed to the door

>>36515093
Why are you into moeshit?

>>36515093

start small lad. do one episode of the simpsons

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>>36515093
Are you me? This sounds exactly like me

>>36515109
I mean i'm not really, I don't watch anime that much and haven't watched much at all, I find it hard getting into most series

https://myanimelist.net/animelist/fwfwffwegesdaf?status=2&order=4&order2=0

theres proof i'm not into moeshit

I just enjoyed Umaru and the meme status it holds, a diamond in the rough

>>36515131
i wish more anime girls smoked. i would watch a cute girls doing delinquent things show, smoking, skipping school, drinking alcohol and shit

>>36515166
Too realistic, wouldn't sell

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My conversation with my dad a few minutes ago

>anon we spoke to your grandparents and they want you to live with them in Guangzhou (a city in China) to make your normal again, what do you think?
>I'm not sure, I'll think about it
>well it doesn't seem like you're getting better, if you're going to be at home most of the time, you might as well try living in china. You can go with your grands to buy a computer once you're there.
>okay I'll think about it and let you know
>you can't keep being like this, just remember that.
Looks like my family's had enough of me too. Help

>>36515179
maybe it would sell to certain fetishists if you made the mc a pure girl who gradually gets corrupted into doing all that and ends up bullying other students and stuff
fuck id buy it

>>36515180
are you white then or what?

>>36515215

It's a forced meme on /r9k/, just thought I'd share it with /britfeel/

>>36515202
go read emergence by shindol

>in college
>girl starts talking to me
>start sweating, going red and tense
>give her one word answers
>she goes away

i really wish i wasn't like this

in a mood lately where I want to have a smoke every now and then just to wind down a bit, but I know mum would be able to tell, and just thinking about her possibly being able to tell makes it too stressful an event to even contemplate having a smoke

so I've got this half empty packet of cigarettes which is about a year old waiting to be smoked at some point but I'm too nervous to smoke them for the purposes of relaxing

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>>36512496
eat this...
>>36514501

working hard or hardly working lads????

hahahahahaha
so much work to do I want to die.

>>36515283
Why is this dumb anime dirtying the donuts?

>>36515281
year old?
they'll be stale :/

Best pizza?
Can be takeaway or store bought.

Lads lads lads
Does weed go off? Just found an extra baggy from years ago.

>tfw your straight friend is ironically flirting with you again

heh, g-good joke lad

Why do people think Labour is the party of neetbux? it doesn't say anywhere on their manifesto anything about neetbux

>>36515322
I had one recently and it's still fine

I keep them locked away perfectly dry

Whats the best place you've taken a shit? Personally The Forbidden Palace in China was a good one for me.

>>36515353

suspicious of being xi poster

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>tried to kill myself
>Conscious on and off in hospital when they are sticking needles in and that and from the drugs
>Wake up with a tube in my dick to sample my piss and detect what drugs I took
>tfw cutie nurse saw my small cock

>>36515353
Work probably. Getting paid to shit is great

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>>36515321
Queen Jun is improving them with her sweat and smell, really goes together pretty well you know lad...

>>36515339
SUCC

>>36515326
Dominoes Mighty Meaty never disappoints. Also the Fiorentina from Pizza Express

>>36515281
Thats why I only do it when I'm with other people that smoke. Obviously not very often 'cause I post in this thread but still some times none the less. I'm sure she'd get over it if I told her but I don't want to jeopardise the cheap rent and free food.

>>36515353

in an empty pringles can

>>36515353
I did one in the garden once then mashed it into the dirt with a stick.

my foreskin only retracts half way down the head when i have a boner, i can pull it down all the way flaccid. is that normal?

>>36515492
Phimosis
Next

>>36515371
Sorry that it didn't work

Unless you're happy it didn't work, then glad you're not dead

>>36514156
>retard
only newfags or returning oldfags dont know how to use the catalog. It's not a case of being retarded. Thinking people are posting in this thread and not the other is about inability to use the catalog IS fucking retarded though you memeforcing cunt

>>36515492
pull it all the way down, then get a boner. it`ll help stretch it.

>>36515504
not that guy but it hurst like fuck when i do that

>>36515492
That's perfectly normal.

Don't do >>36515504 because you'll rip your dick and end up with a huge scar or at best stretch marks

>>36515504
its feels like my banjos going to snap when i try to pull it down, i really don't want that happening.

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>>36515492
lucky lad, just do a few stretches and it'll fix itself in a while. Mine doesn't retract at all when erect and only a bit down when flaccid

have a look here
http://www.network54.com/Forum/244184

>>36515515
no paint no gain mister.
I used to be the same.

>>36515500
Checked

Meh, its alright lad. I've come to finally accept myself for the autist I am and don't beat myself up as much over it. In the end, I'm better for it.

>>36515492
how often do you fap?

whenever you do fap just try to pull your foreskin down further, dont do anything silly like force it down, just stretch it and keep doing that eventually youll see youre making progress with how far it goes down and then at some point in the future, pop, itll go all the way down and show your entire glans

adding nearly anyone in my suggested friends list on failbook who already has more than 2,500 friends already, am i gonna get reported? will anyone even care who i am if they just reject my request? ive probably sent about 30 requests in the last 10 minutes and already had 2 accepted

>>36515568
No you're just going to be seen as "that creepy guy off facebook".

>>36515568
i just add everyone who shows up in suggested friends. i have about 600 friends but i only actually know about 50 of them

>>36515568

meh, dessy im already "that creepy guy from [x street]" to most people here, doesnt cut much ice with me

>>36514708
I was thinking of dumping the lawnmower in his bed because he loves it so much.

>>36514723
Yeah, I'm all for saving a few pounds too but it isn't easily accessible requiring the whole shed to be emptied to retrieve it.

Its just taking up much needed walking space at this point.

>>36515068
In terms of bringing new things home there hasn't been much additions apart from a few items that he bought home from my grandparents house, two of which that stick out are a broken car light that plugs into the cigarette socket and a small step ladder. To be honest the step ladder has come in handy recently (but don't tell him that). I'm going to have a word with the relatives telling them not to feed his condition, the junk is mostly tucked away from view so most people don't know the extent of it.

However a local honey firm is going out of business so he's purchased a small stock pile of their honey, its not like there are other honey producers to buy from.

>>36515086
How bad are they and who will have to clean it when the time comes for selling their house?

>>36515102
At least its all in a single shed anon, I think when it starts spilling out into the garden it becomes a losing battle. I found 3 old motor bike tires around the back of ours which I secretly discarded over the weekend now that the local recycling centre takes them for free.

I even gave the shed a bit of a paint job with some paint I found at the bottom of a junk pile and cleared out lots of rotting foliage, the air certainly smells fresher around there now.

>>36515594
>>36515574

quoted myself instead of you, i apologise, im still drunk from last night, with brings me to my next point....red wine and cola in a big glass...if you havent tried it, try it

I wonder how clever I am in relation to the entire population. I don't think I am very smart cause I stopped after 2 AS levels but then I meet a lot of people and wonder if I'm really that bad. I guess we'll never know.

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>>36512496
here we go lad
think I've found the perfect music for rocket league. never really gave them a chance before but i'm fucking loving em desu.
~>mfw, stomping round the house playing air bagpipes

>>36515625
baka, forgot muh song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sUXMzkh-jI

Is it true that if you see a bunch of trucks boys parked in front of and eating at a restaurant that it's the best place to eat? My dad used to always stop at whatever restaurant has a few trucks in front of it when we were traveling out of town. He says the truck boys know who has the best food. And the food was always good too.

>>36515671
I wanna be a truck boy

>Do nothing but sit down all day and listen to music

I already do that

>>36515596
>How bad are they and who will have to clean it when the time comes for selling their house?
Not terrible, it's not rubbish in every corner kind of hoarding but they have a lot of tat everywhere and there is so much stuff in the attic that their living room ceiling has started to sag down.
I think my mum and I will be the ones cleaning it all at the end

Who else has a messed concentration span? I typed up a big youtube comment reply only to hit cancel in a brain fart moment.

>>36515683
truck boys kicked my ass and pissed in my mouth

>get dog to give me more motivation to leave house
>whenever I leave without him he has separation anxiety and barks at the window for as long as it takes until I come back
>leave the house less than I used to, only go out to walk him, and rush everywhere else I need to go so he doesn't stay upset for longer than necessary

>>36515683
I had a truck for a while and want another one

Yesterday I asked my mum if I was a weird kid when I was younger and she said "a little bit, love, yeah"

>>36515685
Structural problems really brings out the denial in my experience, our house has started shifting causing window frames to buckle but my dad downplays it as "the house settling" even though the house is over 90 years old.

Are your grandparents keeping the items for themselves or do they intend on giving that useless collection of national geographic magazines to their grandkids for school work?

>>36515694
Yeah I do stuff like this. I also sometimes type comments then think 'oh who cares' and delete them.

>poor eyesight
>get glasses
>everything looks great
>6 months later
>everything is starting to look blurry again

>>36515780
I always do this too. In fact while typing this message I thought "what's the point replying with this"

Anyone know how to find an LSD dealer?

Has anyone read Tommy Robinson's book? He seems like a bit of a lad.

>>36515709
literally me, although i love him like i never thought i could love anything so thats something

>>36515709
This is why I couldn't get a dog. I really want one but I don't want to leave him alone all day.

>>36515801
>he fell for the optical jew

>>36515805
Buying it of the DW seems to be the thing nowdays.

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>>36515093
You can do it lad.

I do the exact same thing.

>>36515709
>he fell for the dog jew

>>36515780
Same desu, its like we have something to say but expressing it becomes too convoluted. I just tried putting the teapot in the fridge instead of the milk, once I wake up in braindead mode it lasts all day usually.

>>36515801
apparently you're meant to get them upgraded every year. it's been 4 years since I got mine, i'm as bad now as I was before I got them

>>36515818
Well its still better than having no glasses where I can't see shit, I was bumping into things and clicking the wrong buttons on the computer before getting these.

>>36514065
where'd you get / watch your JAVs?

>>36515853
>he fell for the blame the jew meme