SHITTY MEMORY THREAD

Bumping. Share your bad ones

>>36509376
You are a dumb nigger. You are the blackest retard gorilla nigger I have ever seen.

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>>36509376
Please don't die thread!

>be me
>7th grade Valentine's day dance
>sitting on sideline with chad friend (kinda)
>convinces me to ask my crush to dance
>go to her and she's surrounded be her girl friends
>"hey crush, do you want to dance?"
>all the girls go "ooooh"
>crush says no
>spaghetti spills everywhere and I try to pass it off as if I don't care about her romantically and just want someone to dance with
>"come on, I just want to dance! You, stacy #3, wanna dance! How about you? COME ON GUYS, I JUST WANT TO DANCE!"
>chad pulls me away and I sit out the rest of the dance
>mfw less then a half hour later my crush is dancing with chad
>they break up 2 weeks later anyway

>>36509376
Damn, I thought this thread was going to be about not being able to remember things and ways to improve your memory.

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>>36509376
>high school
>sitting next to female semi-friend
>crush comes by our desks to talk to her
>context: I'm a pervert and naturally decide to stare at her boobs
>never got caught before until
>"Anon, can you please stop staring at my chest?"
>semi-friend makes fun of me and makes up a nickname for me being a pervert
>somehow the nickname spreads to the class and somewhat sticks until graduation

I'm one of the guys who greentexted already and I don't want to be alone in my misery

Bump bump bump

>be 10th grade
>girl i like doesn't like me says she rather be friends and isn't looking for boyfriend rn
>later that month she gets caught sucking off some guy
>hurt, angry, and cucked

>next year
>heal and become interested in another girl
>she gets caught fucking a guy behind the gym
>i'm boo boo the fool

was i attracted to whores? was it obvious to everyone but me? if i had known they were sluts I would have just asked them to blow me instead of trying to court them seriously

>>36510104
Girls are never direct. They'd rather lie to you than honestly say that they don't want to date you.

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>>36510104
i still don't trust women and assume they're all loose and easy until proven otherwise....

shields up lads

>be in high school
>in french class
>qt intelligent small twin girls
>tease the fuck out of me all the time
>one insists on sitting next to me all the time
>steals/rearranged my stuff while i wasnt looking or in the bathroom all the time to fuck with me
>me being an aspie i told her to stop and sperged out.
>small class would always talk about normie stuff
>one brings up some chad who dated two twins at the same time.
>barely notice because im busy off in the corner on my computer shitposting
>catch the topic and look up
>notice girl grinning at me
>tell her not to talk to me anymore for completely unrelated reasons later that year

did she like me? did she think i liked her?

>12th grade literature class
>just finished reading Oedipus Rex
>we're also studying the different types of literary criticisms
>be in the middle of group presentation on the marxist literary criticism
>my job is to discuss how the play could be analyzed using this perspective
>quickly run out of things to say
>start rambling about incest
>say it's not really all that bad, somehow trying to connect it to the idea of marxist superstructure
>really grasping at straws
>mostly it came off as me wanting to let everyone know how much I approve of incest
>notice a few kids are giving me weird looks
>start blushing heavily, can feel my pits getting sweaty
>call it quits and move on to the next slide
that was about the worst memory I have of the classroom, probably could've been worse. at least no one ever mentioned it to me afterwards.

>>36510529
But why out of all things, incest?

>>36510386
Your genes have reached the end of the line. If a girl puts any effort into getting your attention, she will most likely fuck you.

>>36510569
Google Oedipus Rex

>>36510600
>it's Greek
Oh, that's all I need to know