Fembot feels

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At least you have big jugs

>>36509101
Have those boobs sagged at all?

If yes, post pics

>>36509156
Nope, still firm as ever. Though I'm guessing that won't last more than three or four years since I'm turning 22 in June.

>tfw you will never fall asleep on a boob pillow
btw i'm a girl

>>36509101
kys whore i hope you choke on cum

>>36509101
post pics with face

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>>36509101
This is some adorable cancer

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>>36509177
>Dubs

W-what's your cup size femanon?

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>>36509101
Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out!
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
You are not one of us!!!
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

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>>36509244
I'm with him

GET OUUUUT GET OUT GET OUT RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEREEREEEERRERREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CAAANCER REEEEEEEEEEE

>>36509296
me 3 reeeeeeee

>>36509156
also if not,
[spoilers]post pics

>>36509244
>>36509296
>>36509302
im with them... unless you post tits

>being desired by Chad is what qualifies as a robot to females
Bitches really can't be robots, sage

Tits or get the fuck out, """"""fembot""""""

You should know the rules at this point

ugh i want fembot friends so bad. i wish i had someone to relate to.

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>>36509101
fuck you stacy, not a fembot at all.
>chad notices you
>having big boobs

fuck you fuck you fuck you
you dont know what true fembot suffering is

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>>36509244
>>36509296
>>36509302
>>36509336
WITH OUR FORCES COMBINED WE SHALL BANISH THIS FILTHY ROASTIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36509397
sorry I just have all these bug bites and cant ree anymore

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>>36509397
ROASTIES BEGONE REEEEEEEEEEEEE

all of these orbiters

>can't laugh and act like it was funny because then I'll look like a slut
>can't be quiet and surly because then I'll seem like a bitch
Are girls really cornered with acts like this?

>>36509101
what is it like to be a fembot, exactly?
asking for a friend

>tfw no fembot friend to have conversations with and get feet pics

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>>36509506
Feet pics would be optimal

>>36509506
Theres one fembot I knew who would send me snaps of her feet. Im totally grossed out by feet though

>>36509545
go away dumb frogposter, you're scaring my possible fembot friends

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>>36509582
the op already left, this thread /frogland/ now

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>>36509101
I've never gotten a box of chocolates from anyone. I'm not even worth a box of chocolates...

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>>36509101
should have went along with it rolled your eyes into the back of your head, started shitting then crabwalk out while the shit and piss drip out of your pants
no one would have fucked with you past that point

>>36509709
Hello I'm your complimentary beta orbiter(tm), courtesy of /r9k/.
Please state your favourite means of communication.

every fembot deserves a bump

>>36509709
>I'm not even worth a box of chocolates

Have you ever GIVEN a box? No?
Are you saying you've never thought anyone worthy of a box? No?
Try using your brain for 2 seconds before posting, roastie trap whore

>>36509101
fucking kill yourself you extraterrestrial piece of shit!

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>>36509101
Post your tits or else I'll jack off.

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>tfw boyfriend no longer replying to messages as frequently

why the fuck do men do this, I'm not even annoying and already don't message that much. now he doesn't even initiate. i feel destroyed. i dont know if im being paranoid or not but i doubt he even loves me.

why did he give u chocolate?

>>36510114
>already don't message that much
I know this is bait but you really should message more if you want his attention.

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>>36510176
i'm scared if i message too much he'll think i'm clingy. I already almost initiate everything and everytime i ask him what he's doing he just says hes watching game of thrones. Even when i do message it takes him like 4 hours to respond with a short message, not like before when we had great indepth conversations anymore

>>36509446
I don't know if it's a girl thing or an ENFJ thing... but yes, I'm concerned with both manners and appearances. The former more than the latter.

>>36510058
:3

>>36510234
If that's the case then it sounds like he isn't that interested in talking to you, or he's out of things to talk about. My ex was such a picky person that she would never want to talk about the same thing twice, and since there's only so many topics in the world we quickly ran out of shit to talk about. It was retarded and frustrating.

>>36510114
>>36510234


Wait 2 days, and if it keeps up do this:

"Hey bf, I don't know what's up, or if anything is up, but recently I've been noticing a lack of initiation and slower replies on your part. I'd just like to know if it's anything I've said or anything that's changed between us. I've had a look over our texts and noticed that I'm always starting the conversations, and to be honest it's making me feel a little underappreciated, I'd like to know you're thinking of me from time to time. Again, sorry if it's nothing, but I just wanted to keep communications clear between us."

>>36509101
>tfw some chill dudes with your kinks joined your thread last night
>but you were asleep and missed them and now can't contact them

>>36509709
If you go outside and loudly state that you are willing to give oral, males will gather around you. This will work even in the desert.

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Please let this cancerous roastie thread die

>>36511330
I'm sure it's your looks keeping you virginal and not your lovely personality

>>36511330
What's cancerous about it? OP's story is pretty harmless.

>>36510234
You are clingy lol

Tits or gtfo

orrriginalerino

>>36509101
"Wahh I have huge boobs and guys give me stuff"
Fuck off whore, anyone who's ever gotten valentines-esq gifts isn't a robot. Someone has to like you to give you nice things.

>>36511697
I'm not a whore... actually, I'm far more conservative and prudish than most of my friends.

>>36511248
this is the dumbest thing i have ever seen in my life

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>>36509101
Find another board, normie.

>>36511891
If you're really conservative then what are your thoughts on having a family?

>>36509101
>tfw you're really into vore, especially harder, fatal stuff and vaginal insertion.
>tfw also into sizeplay, giantess stuff.
>tfw can't admit any of this to anyone, even my bf

>>36509101

You need to learn the 3rd approach:

Roll your eyes, say "thanks" in a kinda sarcastic way, then go eat your boob chocolates.

>tiddie chocolates
If hillary had won that would be a death sentence these days.

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>>36510024
I'm not a trap. I gave out gifts and always bought huge bags of candy to share with classmates. I don't think any other female classmates can say the same. But box of chocolates are given out for a different reason, as you can see I am undeserving of any affections.

I'm also not a trap. Even they are more attractive than me.

More like Stacy feels thread
>Chad gives me chocolate
>I mumble a "thanks"
>My friends joke about it
OMG. like i cant even. fucking normiessss ~~~~le reeeeeeeeee xd

>>36509177
Do you have a boyfriend, femanon?

>>36511284
What kinks are you into, my dude(tte)?

>>36515465
You probably know who I am. I'm not going to talk to you anymore unless you show me how serious your problem is.

>try dating robot online
>he tells me he liked traps once years ago
>look up his alias
>trap loving post made two months ago
How do I deal with this? I am conservative and Christian. I feel like he was super backwards until he met me and now pretends to share my opinions.

>tfw no lactating fembot to milk like the cow she is
Everytime I find one, she's either already taken or lives on the opposite side of the planet. I just want a personal supply of fresh milk.

>>36515616
>Christian and conservative
I'm really seeking someone like you. I'm also Christian too.

>>36515616
get cucked by femboys roastie lol

>>36515673
I'm fine with getting to know you and being friends if you want, it would be nice to talk to another Christian.

How do I contact you?

>>36515673
>>36515708
INSTANT FRIENDZONE

HOW WILL CHRISTIANS EVER RECOVER

>>36515708
Sure, I have a throwaway if you want to talk.
[email protected]

>>36515737
>not starting out as friends
Robots are always in the biggest hurry to get laid.

>>36511891
Cool, still single? I hope you're okay with a cyborg nonvirgin.

>>36509177
>>36509101
I'd like to punch you in the tits as hard as I can

>>36515761
I contacted you anon. I hope we can become close.

>>36516012
I'll be able to respond after a few hours when I get back. Thanks, Anon. God bless.

>>36515465
>I am undeserving of any affections
Please don't say that.
It makes me so sad to hear people say those things.

>>36509101
are u attractivve??/?

>Chad said he wanted to motorboat me once
>still confused to this day

I love my robot bf and want to marry him

>>36516142
I'm happy for both of you

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>2015
>16 year old junior in high school
>be the only chestlet in my class
>big-tittied Stacys would always make fun of me
>one particular Stacy would always grop my small tits in public while laughing at me
>guys would always say stuff like "Femanon has the best tits don't you think?" and procede to laugh hysterically afterwards
>even the beta guy I had a crush on back then used to point out how flat I was 24/7

I'm sorry OP but you don't know what pain is unless you're a chestlet

>>36516187
Flat is best, only plebs think otherwise

>>36516187
Was it in the "I love flatties" kind of way? Cause I'd be willing do to do that for you.

>>36509101

Post tits right now

>>36516187
>>one particular Stacy would always grop my small tits in public while laughing at me
Be honest, how aroused did this make you?
How often did you fantasise about Stacy forcing herself on you?

>>36516187
Your breasts will grow larger if you let me impregnate you.

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>>36516224
It didn't arouse me back then. I felt vulnerable and weak if anything, because I never knew when the titty attack would strike.
But last year, my roommate, who's basically a Stacy as well, did the same thing but in private and it did turn me on but I had to pretend I was annoyed because that would've been extremely embarassing.

>tfw only thing closer to physical intimacy I've ever gotten was bullying from Stacies

>>36516181
Thank you anon. I wish you all the best

>>36516344
Ask your roommate if she could breastfeed you

>>36516344
I'll get close to you :(

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>>36516344
>>tfw only thing closer to physical intimacy I've ever gotten was bullying from Stacies

Well, reading that made me realise the only times another person has purposely touched me has been in some way malicious.
I really can't think of a time anybody except for close family has touched me without intending to hurt or humiliate me in some way.

No wonder I flinch every time somebody accidentally brushes against me.

I can't do this any more.

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>>36515581
I have an inkling of who you might be. If that is correct you know I'm already beyond repair.

>>36516050
I only say what is true.

>>36516565
>I only say what is true.
Why would you thin that?
Did you do something wrong?

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>>36509101
Plz OP, I'll never look at you like an alien and you'll like my specs.

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>females pay more attention to me and have sex with me more after I took estrogen and cut my balls off
Explain yourselves fembots

>>36516837
Just a prank, bro
You didn't have to take it so seriously

>>36516871
Too late senpai the balls are gone. I been pranked.

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>>36516500
>Well, reading that made me realise the only times another person has purposely touched me has been in some way malicious.

>>36509101
>>36509101
>tfw have a Stacy sister
>always see men trying to start a conversation with her
>when ordering for food, the guys always look at her, even when I'm talking
>she's really nice and friendly
>literally can't hate her for anything
>she's only been in my uni for a month and she's already exchanged phone numbers with a Chadmad
>been here for a year and a half, I still don't have any friends except for her
>everyone thinks I'm older than her
>can't cry myself to sleep anymore because I'm rooming with her

>>36517956
Why do they think you're older?

>>36516837
>>36517119
Be my gf(male) please

originalollll

>>36517956
sorry, anon. at least you know you're not alone in having no friends.

>>36511345
T. Roastbeefie

>>36518195
Because I'm ugly and I'm a fat subhuman piece of shit.

>>36518263
Thanks for the sympathy, anon.

>>36510380
>she would never want to talk about the same thing twice
>It was retarded and frustrating
Why would you want to talk about the same shit day after day?

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>>36509101
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT

>life revolves around following and monitoring 2 corridor mates
>recently start considering what that says about me

GO AWAY BAD THOUGHTS

My sides senpai I can't take this anymore all these thirsty as fuck robots and attention whores uggg

>>36515518
> ~~~~ le reeee xd

Laughed hard at that shit

>>36516500
I'll give you a hug, bro.

>>36512351
Why, hello there. I think we have a lot in common.

Also, just straight up tell him. I've not tod a few exes and waisted so much time worrying about it. My current ex is the only one who didn't. She's grossed out but I wasted time not telling her

>>36509101

Can i push my face against your tits while i hug you

>>36516802
Are you a computer?

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>>36509244
YOU KNOW THE DRILL BITCH, TITS OR GTFO

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>>36516802
stop all the downloading
wbeirhear

>>36518331
>Hey did you like season 3 of rick and morty?
>Hell yeah
A few days later or what ever.
Doesn't matter.
>Do you think Morty is gonna become evil?
>We already talked about that series, let's talk aboit GOT.

>>36509156
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>>36509973
Kill yourself you retarded attention whore enablers.

Every last female on this board is a skanky cunt who wasn't getting enough attention on /soc/. Go there if you turbobeta retards want to chase the lowest quality tail in existence.